H2G2 Film Website 321
tplayford writes "On the third anniversary of Douglas Adams death, the makers of the 'Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy' film have released their website, with a photo of the whole crew and a blog. I'm trying not to panic, but I just can't wait for the film to come out."
Weird.. (Score:5, Funny)
The new movie starts with "Click here to download the Flash Plug-In". I've seen that a lot, is that a new film studio?
Wasted (Score:3, Informative)
Yet another wasted effort on a website. Flash is so aggrevating I simply do without and don't visit sites which require it. Poor choice not to offer a non-Flash website.
Waldo? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Waldo? (Score:2)
He's not English...he's from Brooklyn...and to be honest, I can't find him in the photo. But I'm sitting like 4 feet away from the laptop at the moment.
Re:Waldo? (Score:3, Informative)
Skip flash (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Skip flash (Score:2)
Re:Skip flash (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Skip flash (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Skip flash (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Skip flash (Score:3, Troll)
Flash is far from harmless, it's a major pain in the ass. I don't care if it gives me HGTTG movie info or the second coming of Jesus, keep that bother off my machine.
*Misses the days when Javascript and Flash wern't even thoughts yet*
Re:Skip flash (Score:3, Informative)
You might be interested in checking out the FlashBlock extension for Mozilla's Firefox browser. Instead of playing the Flash file, it puts a flash logo there. If you want to view the Flash file, click on the logo. Now you've got the best of both worlds, and it looks much nicer than "Missing plugin..." :-)
http://texturizer.net/firefox/extensions/#flashblo ck [texturizer.net]
Re:Skip flash (Score:2)
INTERVIEW (Score:4, Informative)
Lets see if we can /. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Lets see if we can /. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Lets see if we can /. (Score:2)
Re:Lets see if we can /. (Score:3)
We already know you can deface the earth by crashing a ship of hair dressers, telephone sanitizers, marketers, etc. on it. Though... I suppose that's more like a slow-spreading worm than defacement.
Re:Lets see if we can /. (Score:3, Funny)
Not very good... (Score:2, Funny)
Just a button you can't push!?!?!
Re:Not very good... (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Not very good... (Score:3, Funny)
Please don't push this button
Re: But it says... (Score:5, Informative)
By law, according to the Uniform Cartoon Code (UCC), Chapter 4398274, section 12.432432 as publish by the ACME Corporation. "All persons, animals or other self aware beings (terrestrial or otherwise) who encounter a large red button are required to press it under penalty of anvil" it goes on to say "Should the before mentioned red button carry a notice asking all who see it not to press it, the required pusher of said button is here by required to press it as often and as many times as possible until it's final result is known."
Note: the actual notice of the button in this case is from the Hitchhikers Guide no less, something to the effect of:
Dent: "I wonder what would happen if I pressed this button."
Prefect: "I wouldn't..."
*beep*
Dent: "That's odd... a sign lit up telling me not to press this button again."
Restatement (Second) of Cartoons (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Not very good... (Score:5, Funny)
Are you pushing your monitor hard enough with your index finger? Maybe try tapping it with a hammer. The button gets stuck sometimes.
Re:Not very good... (Score:2)
I could imagine the director making a speech -"This movie is dedicated to every ancestor who has contributed DNA to my family tree, with special consideration to my great-great-great grandfather who contributed the gene TGHA-3 in Chromosome 6, and my great-great-great-great-grandmother who contributed the genes OXGH-5 and SRGH-3 in Chromosome 20."
Uhm? (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Uhm? (Score:2, Informative)
Presumably you know that it's based off of a book, otherwise you wouldn't be here.
Re:Uhm? (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Uhm? (Score:2)
Re:Uhm? (Score:2)
A cue ball hits the earth if you don't heed the buttons warning. The DON'T PANIC appears with the title, and then the real site loads.
Re:Uhm? (Score:2)
If I may give you some advice: don't waste your time; the last two books are far below the bar set by the first three.
Daniel
Re:Uhm? (Score:5, Funny)
The new film is a hollywood production.
Re:Uhm? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Uhm? (Score:3, Informative)
Though some satire was intended, that is mostly true, though the dollar value is a bit off.
Apparently a great deal of money DID go into the arm and head of Zaphod, and they were supposed to do a great number of things that they never really could quite get to work properly.
As for the Three Dollars, that was probably spent on the beers consumed in the pub scene.
Re:Uhm? (Score:5, Informative)
Actually, they did work, very well.
Unfortunately owing to the budget constraints, there wasn't time to recharge the batteries between rehearsal and takes, so Zaphod's second head spent a lot of time asleep
I heartily recommend the DVD of the mini-series, whcih includes a short clip of the head on 'Tomorrow's World' explaining how clever it is...
Mark
Re:Uhm? (Score:2)
Visiting executives from LA (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Just a question... (Score:3, Interesting)
Probability. (Score:4, Insightful)
Id say higher then turning a nuclear missle into a confused sperm whale.
I hope that this doesnt wind up sucking. But, unfortunatly, I think it will.
Oh well.
Re:Probability. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Probability. (Score:2, Insightful)
Eh, screw it. Quoting Adams is getting to be as pointless, annoying and overdone as quoting Monty Python.
Re:Probability. (Score:5, Interesting)
However if it does suck, we may see the nerd riots [pvponline.com] after all, except they'll be in 2005-6 instead of 2004.
Re:Probability. (Score:4, Interesting)
Quite high, I expect.
I mean, when hollywood can fuck up making a movie of Starsky and Hutch for flipsake, what chance have they got with this?
I do hope they get the point of Arthur Dent in the story and don't try to make him funny. Like Brian in the Life of Brian, the comedy revolves around him and his situation. If they try to make Arthur into a comic character it won't work so well.
Having said that, I think they have chosen the right actor for Arthur.
Re:Probability. (Score:3, Interesting)
Starsky and Hutch, Yes this is OT, maybe flamebait (Score:3)
>I mean, when hollywood can fuck up making a movie of Starsky and Hutch for flipsake, what chance have they got with this?
What, exactly, constitutes fucking up Starsky and Hutch? The teevee show sucked on virtually every level... bad acting, bad writing. If the movie sucks, it's just being faithful to the original. Some movies appear to be successful if being a great fit for MST3K is the goal.Douglas Adams set the precedent himself (Score:3, Interesting)
HHGTTG might be a Hollywood producer's dream book: something that can be adapted and reinterpreted liberally without worrying about staying true to the source material.
After all, IIRC, the plots of the radio series, TV series, books, and text adventure game [douglasadams.com] all differ from each other, starting sometime after Ford and Arthur arrive on the Heart of Gold.
Re:Probability. (Score:3, Interesting)
Side note here: To those who have not, READ THE BOOK. I got my hands on it, not really thinking a great deal about it after seeing the movie, and I was completely shocked by how good the story is. It is, by far, one of the best books I have ever read.
Hollywood raped this book for fun and profit. And by rape, I mean they sorta stuck with the first couple chapters of the story...sorta...but then kinda dropped the ball with the rest of the book, could they have been
Re:Probability. (Score:2, Insightful)
In my opinion, you should refrain from watching such films and commenting about them.
I bet when Wizard Of Oz was in production, there was some oldtimey nerd was saying the same things, but it turned out to be a classic and timeless film.
So get over yourself. If you're "above" movies, don't go see them. It d
Call me Marvin, but... (Score:4, Interesting)
A better word than travesty would be... (Score:2)
Re:Call me Marvin, but... (Score:2)
On the plus side, we'll be able to get Peril Sensitive Sunglasses in our next Happy Meal. They insist the Mice are a tie-in as well.
Re:Call me Marvin, but... (Score:3, Informative)
One bad sign, this is the design for Marvin [ntlworld.com]. Ick.
Re:Call me Marvin, but... (Score:4, Funny)
> One bad sign, this is the design for Marvin. Ick.
No, no, NOOOOOO!! They got it all *wrong*! Marvin's tall, dammit! I've been listening to the album-length BBC production of Hitch-Hiker's for over *twenty* years now, I *know* what Marvin sounds like, and *HE SOUNDS TALL!*
Oh man, this is just going to mess with my head...
Comfy (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Comfy (Score:3, Funny)
Reload the page (Score:4, Informative)
Whatever... Vaporflick alert!! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Whatever... Vaporflick alert!! (Score:2, Funny)
Stock up on untainted books now (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Stock up on untainted books now (Score:2)
What difference does the picture on the front have to do with the quality of the words inside? Is your enjoyment of them related to the image on the front somehow?
Re:Stock up on untainted books now (Score:2)
The worst was when I reread The Lord of The Rings before the movies came out. Even though I had read it before, my mind was tainted and I couldn't even recall how I had originally pictured them.
Of
Re:Stock up on untainted books now (Score:2)
Worse, however, is the pernicious phenomenon of the "book based on the film based on the book".
Screenplay novelisations of films based on books are invariably rank.
Re:Stock up on untainted books now (Score:5, Funny)
Other examples of this phenomenon are:
Re:Stock up on untainted books now (Score:5, Funny)
When it was Philosopher's Stone.
Re:Stock up on untainted books now (Score:2)
Harry Potter (When did you read Sorcerer's Stone)
Never. I read the Philosophers Stone. ;)
But I did read that quite some time before the movies came out (around the time the second book came out IIRC.) I'm marginally too old to be part of the first real Harry Potter generation, but some of the people who can truthfully claim to have been part of it are in 6th Form (16-18) by now.
"adult" version of Harry Potter? (Score:5, Funny)
Is that the one where Harry and Hermione invite Ron to join them for... No, nope, that's just wrong, must get image out of my head.
Unleash Mr Prosser (Score:4, Insightful)
Books, in which Adams was involved: variable, from okay to great.
TV series, in which Adams was involved: pretty cool, all things considered.
Film, with no input from Adams but lots from clueless Hollywood types: worse than Vogon poetry, I betcha. Prepare to gnaw your own legs off.
Humma Kavula (Score:5, Informative)
This character doesn't appear in the books. I was wondering if anyone knows how Humma Kavula works into the story.
Re:Humma Kavula (Score:5, Informative)
Shit, how sad is it that I can recite this stuff verbatim? ah well that's what comes of falling asleep listening to the radio shows every night for 20 years. OK I exaggerate a little for comic effect but one grilf did give me plenty of grief over it. (The others just left...;)
Something it didn't say (Score:5, Interesting)
Ah, well.
Re:Something it didn't say (Score:4, Insightful)
But the difference really do matter. "again" really tickles the funny bone. "YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED" is only mildly amusing.
Just like the web site, the movie is sure to be almost, but not quite, entirely unlike Adams.
Cast & Crew (Score:3, Informative)
One of the screenplay writers, Karey Kirkpatrick, also was credited with working on the screenplay for Chicken Run, which was pretty good and original. So I think we can all continue to hold out hope for a while longer.
Three destructions (Score:5, Informative)
Just a Reminder! (Score:2, Informative)
towelday.com [towelday.com]
A couple of things.. (Score:2)
It seems to be a very good cast, from what I've seen, nobody really huge, so the past movie baggage isn't there (which like it or not, matters a LOT for a movie like this).
As well, for arguments that Hollywood is going to screw it up..well..from everything I heard, the HHG2G story is already going to be screwed up from the first draft written by DNA. It's the same thing as the book was screwed up from the radio script.
It's part of the mythos
I've already done 6 impossible things this morning (Score:2)
I know i've said this before (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:I know i've said this before (Score:3, Informative)
From your own head, apparently: according to IMDB [imdb.com] Tim Freeman is playing Arthur Dent. Mos Def is Ford Prefect...
here i am (Score:3, Funny)
Hang on - I'm supposed to be designing the fjords...
What!?!?!?!? (Score:2, Interesting)
Of course his characters are huge jokes, that's why they're great! Have you even read the books? No? Go, now, and purify thyself -- I promise, you'll enjoy it.
Re:I don't know about Adams. (Score:2)
Well, given that it was a radio series when he wrote most of the character names it would be "listeners".
And Slartibartfast came about because he wanted the character to have something that constantly depressed him and made him secretive, and he decided it would be a really terrible name. It started off as "Phartiphuckborlz" o
Re:I don't know about Adams. (Score:2)
And the other part was that the man was a raving alcoholic. Let's not over-gloss his life, it wasn't all pretty. He wrote some damn fine comedy, true. Leave it at that.
Re:I don't know about Adams. (Score:2)
Uhhh...make up your mind!
Re:I don't know about Adams. (Score:2)
I thought the joke was that aliens always have silly names.
Re:Connection to jodrell bank? (Score:2, Informative)
Its a joke about the vogons turning up and nobody beeing aware off it even tho thats exactly the thing the jodrell bank is looking for
Quoted for your pleasure (Score:3, Informative)
My Favorit H2G2 quote (Score:3, Funny)
Who visualizes like this? And how obvious is it, once stated, that that's exactly the right visual simile? Douglas Adams had a command of the English language both forwards and backwards. It's a shame we won't be getting any new material in this lifetime.
Re:Photo!?!? (Score:2)
Irony? (Score:2)
It is?
ironic [m-w.com]
Re:Is it just me? (Score:2, Interesting)
Stick to the first three (Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Restaurant at the End of the Universe, and Life, The Universe and Everything) though. The series kind of goes downhill in the last two books in the trilogy (Mostly Harmless, and So Long and Thanks for All The Fish).
No, it's not (Score:3, Interesting)
I bought the book (collective hitchhiker's guide) several years ago, but haven't read it yet. I keep meaning to start it, but in all honesty the thing that is keeping me from it is the hype and the fans. All I hear about is how awesome it is, and see references to it that people around here seem to think are hilarious. If you question anything about it you are l
Re:No, it's not (Score:2)
Re:No, it's not (Score:2)
It's true.
Re:No, it's not (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Is it just me? (Score:3, Informative)
Yes, at least twice - I have the original version somewhere at home, and it's pretty easy to find the current version [amazon.co.uk].
Re:what a joke. (Score:3, Informative)
No, it's H2G2 (Score:2)
Re:Wouldn't it be... (Score:4, Informative)
The acronym is emphasized as...
the HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy
...not...
the Hitchhiker's Guide 2 the Galaxy
There is already a BBC website called H2G2 [bbc.co.uk] that competes with Wikipedia and Everything2 as an online, community-edited reference work.
Re:Photo Looks Like Elstree (Score:2)