Lucas to Make Sequels to Star Wars After All? 842
SageMadHatter writes "After denying the possibility of three new Star Wars movies taking place after the original triology story line, it appears that the possibility has actually opened up."
Awesome! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Awesome! (Score:5, Funny)
click.
damn.
another 3 we will have to suffer
Re:Awesome! (Score:5, Insightful)
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Why do we do this?
Because deep down inside, we are all just like the Comic Book Guy.
Re:Awesome! (Score:5, Insightful)
And that, my nerdy friend, is precisely why the world doesn't give a damn whether we like these movies or not.
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Oh, just like how everyone is pissing and moaning over Spider-Man II and X-Men II. Except they're not. Because they didn't stink.
Re:Awesome! (Score:5, Funny)
As it is...i could dip my wang in ink, smack it down on some paper and sign it "Mr Floppy" and have a better script for a movie.
Canonical Reference (Score:5, Funny)
BART: Hey man, what gives you the right to complain?
CBG: As a loyal fan, I feel they owe me.
Bart: They've given you hours of entertainment for free. How could they possibly owe you? If anything, you owe them.
CBG: (pause) Worst. Episode. Ever.
Re:Awesome! (Score:5, Insightful)
There's no "technically" about it. If you don't want to go see a movie, just don't fucking go. It's not that difficult.
Re:Awesome! (Score:4, Interesting)
I'll agree that the Matrix sequels were rather disappointing, but not nearly to the extent that the Star Wars prequels were. I went ahead and saw Matrix: Revolutions, although I wish now that I had waited for the dollar theater, but I have no intention of bothering to see SW3 at all.
Man, you people bitch way too much. With the exception of Jar Jar, I thought SW1 was pretty good. The pod racers were just cool. Not like anyone here is going to write a better script to explain the beginnings of Darth Vader anyway...
SW2 was all about special effects. The idea of an army of clones is interesting. Explains why all stormtroopers wear masks (so you don't have to see the same face everyplace).
Rarely have I seen a sci-fi movie as utterly awful as Attack of the Clones.
You have apparently never seen any Trek movie then...
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A Very Star Wars Christmas (Score:4, Insightful)
Episode I was definitely not the first sub-par installment (in our chronology at least).
I also vaguely remember the two 'Ewok Adventures' I used to watch as a kid, and enjoyed, though at the time I was not yet old enough to be a good critic. When are these three bastard children going to be re-released?
Before you do that, you'd better ... (Score:5, Insightful)
You don't want to appear less than heroic.
Oh noes! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh noes! (Score:5, Funny)
A POST ON A FANSITE CONFIRMS!!! (Score:5, Insightful)
Wake me when Lucasfilm makes an announcement.
Re:Awesome! (Score:5, Funny)
Frink: Are you kidding me, this baby's off the charts.
CBG: Oooh a sarcasm detector, that's a real useful invention.
(detector explodes)
Re:Awesome! (Score:4, Funny)
Although there is no exploding machine, we can't leave out this one:
Eddie: Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe: No! [buzz] All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him. [ding]
Eddie: Checks out. OK, sir, you're free to go.
Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. [buzz] _A_ date. [buzz] Dinner with friends. [buzz] Dinner alone. [buzz] Watching TV alone. [buzz] All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. [buzz] Sears catalog. [ding] Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! [buzz]
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Dead Horse, Meet Mr. Stick
I believe this came from the article wherein Episode III's title was released, but who knows...
Hi$ Rea$oning (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Hi$ Rea$oning (Score:5, Funny)
You know Lucas would run this joke into the ground, why should we be any better?
I already know the title for Episode VII (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Just three simple words: (Score:3, Insightful)
Because I don't think the sequel can be stopped by any other three words.
Re:Just three simple words: (Score:4, Funny)
I could go on, but I just remembered I don't care.
Han shot first! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Han shot first! (Score:4, Funny)
This is a slick move to get people excited for the DVDs.
This is not the rumor you are looking for, you can go about your business, move along, move along.
Re:Han shot first! (Score:4, Funny)
That said maybe Lucas plans on re-releasing the original trilogy again in a few years time with new footage so that he can sell the original trilogy again! I've already got 3 copies on VHS... pan & scam, widescreen and SE... They should just give Lucas a money printer and save some time!
Re:Han shot first! (Score:5, Funny)
"Hopefully we'll all meet again in Spaceballs Two, The Search for More Money."
Re:Han shot first! (Score:4, Funny)
It's "Spaceballs 3: The Search For Spaceballs 2"
Re:Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money (Score:5, Funny)
Most actors today aren't half the man he was...
Chris Mattern
Funny... (Score:5, Insightful)
On the otherside its all just rumors until the cameras start rolling....
Interesting (Score:5, Funny)
OK people, let's just get out all the permutations (Score:5, Funny)
Interesting how a post titled funny can be rated insightful!
Interesting how a post titled insightful can be rated funny!
Funny how a post titled insightful can be interesting!
Funny how a post titled interesting can be insightful!
Insightful how a post titled funny can be interesting!
Insightful how...
Oh, never mind. My soul has already been destroyed by this pointless, unfunny, whorish beaten-dead-horse of a post! I hope you're happy.
*sniff*
Re:Funny... (Score:5, Funny)
Bart: How could you Krusty, I'd never lend my name to an inferior product.
Krusty: Oh! They drove a dumptruck full of money up to my house. I'm not made of stone!
/greger
Re:Funny... (Score:4, Funny)
Cameras? They use cameras in Star Wars movies?
More like just rumors until the SGI machine boots up.
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Wow, (Score:5, Insightful)
Great! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Great! Warning spoiler (Score:3, Funny)
In parts 3.1, 3.2, 3.3 (or 7,8,9) you can expect that final truth will be revealed, Luke is in fact illegitimate son of Christel and Steven Carrington (here is the surprise twist that Lucas was carrefully preparing for last few years, Steven is supposed to be gay, but Lucas will show that all the facts were run by money play in Dinasty) and 3PI0 gets killed with can opener from sundays c
Reliable Source (Score:4, Funny)
Hmm... (Score:5, Interesting)
The story on this has changed a few times.
Re:Hmm... (Score:5, Interesting)
Nope. I remember numerous interviews to the effect of:
Not that I know what to make of all that
Re:Hmm... (Score:5, Funny)
There were always nine movies planned. These aren't the interviews you're looking for.
Thank God! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Thank God! (Score:5, Funny)
Please find another director. (Score:5, Insightful)
Irvin Kershner (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Please find another director. (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Please find another director. (Score:5, Funny)
10. You don't need to see my goddamn indentification, 'cause these ain't the motherfuckin' droids you're looking for.
9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even if it did I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.
8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to fill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room . . . accept no substitutes.
7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tattooine.
6. Feel the Force, motherfucker.
5. What ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on What?
4. You sending' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say!
3. Yeah, Chewie got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a wookie.
2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?
1. Hand me my lightsaber . . . it's the one that says, "Bad Mother Fucker."
Re:Please find another director. (Score:4, Informative)
No thanks. (Score:5, Insightful)
The second trilogy has, to date, been somewhere between lousy and sub-par.
I'm no mensa member, but I can spot a pattern here.
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Re:No thanks. (Score:4, Insightful)
That's being quite generous.
Re:No thanks. (Score:3, Interesting)
ANH: great
ESB: excellent
ROTJ: good
TPM: bad
AOTC: awful
Re:No thanks. (Score:4, Interesting)
ANH: good
ESB: bad
ROTJ: excellent
TPM: awful
AOTC: good
And I am not a Star Wars geek. I'm a bit more subjective, in that Star Wars has never ruled my life.
Re:No thanks. (Score:5, Interesting)
ESB: bad
ROTJ: excellent
TPM: awful
AOTC: good
And I am not a Star Wars geek.
I think you meant to say "I'm not a person with good taste in films" =P.
How can you prefer a movie like RotJ over ESB? Let's compare:
ESB:
- Has Boba Fett, the ultimate badass.
- Has a dark, mature storyline.
- Has excellent writing and acting.
RotJ:
- Turns Boba Fett into a dork in armour who gets killed by a blind man (although the SE "macking on the alien chicks" scene slightly redeems him).
- Ewoks. WTF? WT*F*?
The Battle of Endor and Luke/Vader duel were excellent, but overall it can't touch ESB or ANH.
So far the prequel trilogy has been incredibly disappointing. About all I can watch of TPM is the Maul/Jinn/Kenobi fight. AotC has a few decent scenes. The opening is excellent, parts of the chase through Coruscant are good (although I could do without the lame dialogue), and the battle at the end would be awesome if it weren't for the incredibly stupid C3PO jokes.
If the prequels had come out at the same time as the original trilogy I might be more forgiving, but there have been *so* many good films since then that combine that level of action with deep storyline and characters (e.g. Blade Runner, Heat, Aliens, Firefly).
Re:No thanks. (Score:3, Insightful)
Well, as a friend of mine is fond of saying: "If you have one point, you can draw any line you'd like. With two, you can draw any curve you like."
If you have insufficient data, you can use it to support any conclusion you'd like. So which pattern did you spot with your two points of subjective data?
Re:No thanks. (Score:5, Funny)
If you were a Mensa member you'd be spending so much time praising your own intellect and insulting your 'inferiors' the pattern would make a 'whooshing' sound as it flew over your head, unnoticed in the neon glare of your ego.
Max
Four more beers. (Score:5, Insightful)
It's a pretty safe bet that Revenge of the Sith is going to smell like the ass of a baboon, too.
And yet, finding a SW fan who'll mail nine bucks to UNICEF, instead of going to the midnight show of a movie with a character named Kit Fisto, is like pulling teeth from a chicken.
Pass. Pass pass pass pass pass.
Anybody surprised? (Score:5, Insightful)
If Lucas thinks that he can get money out of the frothing masses of geeks, then he'll do it. Hence, the DVDs to be released this fall, after saying that he would only release DVDs as a full 6-box set?
I honestly ask, is anybody surprised anymore?
It makes sense.. (Score:4, Insightful)
If we are lucky he'll go with the formula of the original trilogy and let others direct.
If we are really lucky he'll go out and get someone who actually knows how to write a good script.
It would be nice to actually see if they can get some no name actors that actually know how to act.
oh.. and wookies!!!
History repeats itself (Score:5, Funny)
Thrawn Trilogy (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Thrawn Trilogy (Score:4, Funny)
Just NDAs (Score:4, Funny)
I can neither confirm, nor deny that statement.
Although this begs the question, should we ponder if it will happen or if we want it to happen?
I agree with everyone equally.
Uh, oh... (Score:5, Funny)
"I want to be sure I'm the one to fuck them up." (Score:5, Funny)
Just one question... (Score:5, Funny)
Didn't Spielberg express interest in directing? (Score:5, Insightful)
Seriously. Lucas is a great storyteller, but not the greatest writer.
He's a great filmaker, but not the best director.
He creates wonderful characters - but doesn't flesh them out as it seems they should be.
I'm being a little harsh here; I personally think that episode II was pretty nifty (episode I had about 60% nifty): and I've never written a script nor some of the most renound movies of all time.
But let speilberg take a whack. Lucas created this universe, but I think someone else may be able to wield it in ways never dreamed.
After all, the greatest swordsmith isn't always the best fencer. The greatest composer not always the greatest musician.
Re:Didn't Spielberg express interest in directing? (Score:5, Interesting)
Well, according to rumor, a while back (in the neighborhood of a year ago, maybe?) Spielberg actually requested of Lucas that he be allowed to make episodes 7, 8, and 9. *Supposedly* of course. Also, Lucas didn't say that the sequals wouldn't be made, he said he was tired, and he didn't have it in him to make more Star Wars movies. So, maybe this is news that he intends to turn the reigns over to someone else.
The Hidden Fortress (Score:4, Interesting)
Except for the laser guns, it's the same story in the same film. Even the music is similar.
Supposed to be 9 anyway... (Score:5, Informative)
I don't know when the idea got popularized that there were going to be only 6 movies.
At this point tho, I think there are many who have a firm belief that there are only the original 3, and I for one can't blame them.
Carrie Fisher in Bikini's (Score:4, Funny)
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Timothy Zahn's trilogy would be awesome! (Score:3, Interesting)
seriously (Score:3, Funny)
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To paraphrase the Emperor... (Score:3, Funny)
"And now, young Skywalker... you will watch more of my movies!"
BAAAZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAP!!! "Jar Jar appears in Episode 8 as leader of Naboo!", "Han Solo was never freed from the caronite in Empire, that was his clone!" "Boba Fett ISN'T DEAD!!!"
AUUUUUGHHH!!!
FATHER! PLEASE!
Critiques of the movie aside.... (Score:5, Interesting)
I'm wondering if not having all your original parts ultimately makes you more vulnerable to the dark side as well? - which would imply that Luke would ultimately turn to the dark side (presumably after training Lea).
Might explain why Dooku did not kill Anakin outright but instead severed his arm and could imply that Vader cut off Luke's hand by design as well.
Re:Critiques of the movie aside.... (Score:4, Interesting)
Before Anakin, The Jedi council reigned supreme, there were thousands of "light" Jedi, Whom were trained by Yoda in Jedi Academies.
I don't know what Obi Wan and Quigon Jin were thinking when they said "Anikin will bring balance to the force", Because well..the scales were tipped heavily in their favor. They hadn't even seen a Sith in hundreds of years.
Anakin brought balance alright, He became Darth Vader, the most powerful jedi ever, In fact - He, with the help of Bohba Fett, killed Jedi by the thousands.
He killed everyone but Obi wan and Yoda, Leaving 2 Jedi and 2 Sith. There can never be more than 2 of each now, This is why ObiWan died, And why Yoda died; To keep the balance. Master and Apprentice.
Stop laughing..I'm cool in real life, honest!
I wonder (Score:3, Insightful)
The search for more money (Score:3, Funny)
Burned-out Mark Hamill will be perfect (Score:5, Funny)
Carrie Fisher can play the harpy Leia. Billy Dee Williams and Harrison Ford will make great smugglers in dotage. This could be really dark. . .
J.K. Rowling on George Lucas (Score:5, Interesting)
Q: Will there be a book about Harry's Mum and Dad, about how they became friends and how they died?
A: So it would be "Harry Potter: Episode One". [Laughter]. No, but a lot of people have asked that. It is all George Lucas's fault. You won't need a prequel; by the time I am finished, you will know enough. I think it would be shamelessly exploitative to do that. I am sure that Mr Lucas is doing it only for artistic reasons, but in my case I think that by the time you have had the seven books you will know everything you need to know for the story.
"Artist reasons" -- LOL. I love JKR.
Is that him at the bank? (Score:5, Funny)
-Zipwow
Whatever he makes... (Score:5, Funny)
Episode VII "Opening Starfield Text" (Score:5, Funny)
A CURIOUS MALADY
Soon after the dubiously abrupt collapse of the Empire, the Galaxy finds itself confronting a new threat. Emboldened by their decisive victory at the Battle of Endor, militant EWOKS are wreaking terror on several helpless star systems, whose colossal battleships and armored troops are of no more avail against the Ewoks' invincible logs and pointy sticks than the Empire's Walkers and Stormtroopers proved to be.
To resist the Ewok juggernaut, General HAN SOLO has volunteered to lead the armies of the Foboombah system, but his leadership has not proven valuable, since the Ewoks don't use blasters and he inexplicably refuses to fire the first shot. Nor can LUKE SKYWALKER be of assistance. Not only is he forbidden to instruct a new generation of Jedi, on account of his master's deathbed edict that "the last of the Jedi will [he] be," but he is also battling depression and hallucinations of ghosts who tell him profound-sounding things that usually turn out to be total bull a few years later.
Meanwhile, Princess LEIA SKYWALKER-SOLO-CALRISSIAN is leading a diplomatic mission to Naboo, to ask for assistance from the only race with a military track record that matches that of the undefeated Ewoks; only the GUNGAN arsenal of slingshots and superballs is sufficiently primitive to stand a chance against the Ewoks' own weaponry. And Captain WEDGE ANTILLES prepares to attack the Ewoks on the Forest Moon itself, accompanied by two Jawas and a malfunctioning R2 unit, on the principle that the victory always, without fail, goes to the smallest party involved....
How to win a job as Director for a LucasFilm (Score:4, Funny)
(you, a dashing job applicant, walk in, head bobbing already like some dashboard toy)
George: Hi there!
You: Yes.
George (flicking through CV): so, it says here that you have no experience with the film industry at all--
You: Yes!
George:-- but I see here listed under hobbies that you are completely malleable, have no free will and enjoy words starting with Y?
You: Yes!
George (stroking fat-neck hiding beard, then punches this question out with a keen gaze and pointed finger): Hrm, so tell me your greatest skill!
You: Yes!
George (leaning back to crowd of yes-men): We gotta hire this guy.
Crowd of goons: Yes! (with head bobbing)
One goon trying to impress: Ya-huh! (George's scowl wipes the smile off his face)
You: Yes!
Re:Boo hoo... (Score:5, Funny)
Go stand in the corner and think about what you've done.
Re:Hmm... (Score:4, Funny)
Personally, I'd like to see him delegate these to another director.
An interesting idea. I'd like to see the Episodes co-directed by John Carpenter, David Fincher and Paul Verhoeven. Just imagine it: stoned Jedi anarchists with a grand dollop of T&A. Mmmm.
Re:worse than the prequels (Score:5, Interesting)
Maybe Spielberg should be the one to direct the new Star Wars?
Re:worse than the prequels (Score:5, Funny)
And through the miracle of CGI, all the roles will be played by Tom Hanks.
Re:worse than the prequels (Score:5, Interesting)
The Indy movies are directed by master Spielberg. Lucas is an FX man and, arguably, a decent editor. As a director he's a hack, as a writer he's way too quick to "borrow" story elements from classic works and other sources.
I almost fell on my butt when I saw the giant elephants in Return Of The King. "You mean Lucas stole the AT-ATs from Tolkien??" I had always thought the idea of elephant-like walking tanks was brilliant, turns out he stole that too.
All those years I thought Star Wars was great art, turns out it's just pulp. Factor in budget and expectations, Clones literally tops the list as worst movie ever made.
Sam
Re:worse than the prequels (Score:4, Informative)
Re:worse than the prequels (Score:4, Insightful)
Repeat after me: theme and variation, theme and variation; art is not created in a vacuum.
Of course there is a line where being derivitive (as all art is to some degeree) becomes a fault. However I think that the original SW (and ESB) added more than enough new elements, or combined existing elements in new ways that it stands as a decent little film.
Cheers.
Re:worse than the prequels (Score:4, Insightful)
As for the ROTK think with the Oliphaunts, though, I think you're stretching a bit. As a previous poster mentioned, the idea for big 4 legged attack vehicles could have come from anywhere - probably Lucas' team of brainstorming concept artists.
The Luke/Legolas thing doesn't work either, because Legolas didn't do that ridiculous oliphaunt surfing stuff in the book - only in the movie that came out many years *after* TESB.
Re:Now what? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I just hope... (Score:4, Insightful)
Perhaps you shouldn't watch them, then. It's not like it's some third party - it's the creator of that universe. It's his to do with as he pleases, good or bad. If you didn't like the prequels, and can't take your rose-colored glasses off to watch the first three, perhaps just staying out of the theater is your best bet.
Re:ha-ha (Score:5, Insightful)
and i'm also betting that there will be more star wars movies made after Lucas dies. after all, star trek didn't die with Roddenberry...
You haven't watched Enterprise much, have you?
Hey, someone had to say it...
Re:Why do you all get so worked up about this? (Score:5, Insightful)
Aside from JarJar Binks I think I know what the real downfall of the Star Wars series is...
It's people who are now in their early 30s trying to relive the "magic" of their youth through, what was at the time, the biggest thing in their life. Now that they're older and the silliness isn't what they grew up on they think it's just idiotic. Star Wars was to my generation (I'm 31) what Shrek or Harry Potter is today to 8-12 year olds. If they make another Potter film in 2019 you're going to hear the same thing from the 30-something crowd about how it was different for them and the new films are only meant to appeal to the young crowd.