Turn Your House Plants Into Speakers 193
thermopile writes "According to this story, your everyday houseplants could be turned into room-filling speakers. Called Ka-on ('Flower Sound' in Japanese), the machine consists of a donut-shaped magnet and coil at the base of a vase that hooks up to a CD player, stereo or TV. Prices range from $46 to $460. I don't know about you, but I'd hate getting fragged by that plant over there while playing Doom 3..."
Sound quality ? (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Sound quality ? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Sound quality ? (Score:3, Interesting)
I remember a project in the 60's that used a vibrating pad so deaf kids could hear through their skull.
With cheap gear like this available now, you can experiment broadly. Turn it loose on deaf hackers. They may start making tunes to share on them.
Dude! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Dude! (Score:3, Funny)
Sir, your ear must be made from a low-grade tin alloy!
A geranium, the "houseplant of the masses", will never be able to produce the scintillating highs or the rich, full lows that true music afficionados find so inspiring. Those sonoral qulities are simply not in a geranium's breeding.
For a truly satisfying listening experience, might I suggest a split-leaf philodendron? Not just any specimen will do, of
Re:Dude! (Score:2)
Uh, yeah, okay, cool. Does it have an input for my 8-track?
Re:Sound quality ? (Score:2)
What do you do if your aspidistra only likes Kenny G?
Seriously though folks, even if the plant does not have any resonances in the audible range, the fact that it is distributed in space limits the frequency response. From a bush a foot across, say, anything above 1Khz is going to be greatly reduced by the waves coming off different parts of the bush tending to cancel out.
Seems to me that this idea goes in the same bin as putting
Re:wait a minute (Score:1)
Can your iPod handle that?
Trippin (Score:5, Funny)
Three of Nine
Re:Trippin (Score:2, Funny)
The other day i could swear my plant said "That one looks familiar" when Bush was on the TV
Re:Trippin (Score:1, Funny)
Third of Nine
Quick Turn Around (Score:2)
Re:Trippin (Score:2, Funny)
FEED ME, Seymore
Prior Art! (Score:2)
Way to go, Slasdot editors! (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Way to go, Slasdot editors! (Score:2, Funny)
You can always increase your karma by re-posting all the comments modded +5
Re:Way to go, Slasdot editors! (Score:5, Funny)
You can always increase your karma by re-posting all the comments modded +5
Oh, wait, do you mean comments from the original stories?
Re:Way to go, Slasdot editors! (Score:2)
I had a +5 Teh Funney, you know, but I was living on borrowed time...
Re:Way to go, Slasdot editors! (Score:2)
/. now shipping as part of Windows... (Score:2)
The trad news media has already gotten completely away from actually reporting news; they focus solely on making up news, editorializing, scare tactics, depression inducement, and happy happy joy joy stuff.
I was afraid
Or is it just Alzhe
sounds cool (Score:1)
Re:sounds cool (Score:3, Funny)
repost however improved info (Score:5, Insightful)
"Later this month, you'll be able to carry on a telephone conversation with a flower with a planned speaker phone model."
So this is indeed new! I would love that. Now I just read Light Fantastic - where Rincewind is convinced the trees aren't talking to him!
Little did he know it was all Ka-on (flower sound) and twoflower could have told him that!
lol zomg rolflmao etc etc.
Re:repost however improved info (Score:2)
"It's a plant ! "
Some pictures of singing plants (Score:5, Informative)
This is pretty cool, especially for some geeks that are high on gardening.
Would like to try this myself.
Re:Some pictures of singing plants (Score:3, Funny)
I'm sure they'll sell millions, as most geeks can keep a plant alive[/sarcasm]
I think this would be more of a boost to the gardening industry than anything else, buying myself a new plant every week so I can listen to my music
Re:Some pictures of singing plants (Score:1)
I take offence to that, I used to be a park caretaker. That was a lot of plants to ensure life for. I can happily say I did a very good job. Better than most other students since or before. (It was a government supported job available to university students only).
Re:Some pictures of singing plants (Score:3, Funny)
High gardening, indeed (Score:2)
Boy, would that be a great practical joke on your stoned roommates.
Pot plant: "Hey. I think you've had enough, eh?"
Stoned roommate: "HOLY SHIT!"
If he/she thinks the pot plant was actually talking to them, they just might take it as a sign they need to stop smoking pot :-)
Re:Some pictures of singing plants (Score:2)
Yeah I know some geeks that are high on gardening. Heh. Doesn't really involve music coming out of the plant though.
Re:Some pictures of singing plants (Score:2, Informative)
Flower Speaker Amp
Flower Sound Series (Ka-On)
Current exchange rate is about 108 yen to the dollar:
http://www.lets-direct.jp/fsp/fsp3.htm
Well I guess it's a step up from... (Score:3, Funny)
Afroman's HD speakers (Score:2, Interesting)
But I'm a music producer, quality over novelty.
Edirol MA-20D's [edirol.com] for me! Even though they are not any where near as good as the Yamaha NS10's.
Hook it up to a tube amp (Score:4, Funny)
Eeeehm ... (Score:3, Funny)
I'm not sure I'll take horticultural advice from someone who has a _rubber_ plant on his desk
Re:Eeeehm ... (Score:1)
"Well give the guys a break. It's in one ear out the rubber."
Re:Eeeehm ... (Score:5, Informative)
I'm not sure I'll take horticultural advice from someone who has a _rubber_ plant on his desk ...
Uh, rubber plants (Ficus elastica) are common household plants, and while they might not be the most difficult plants to keep alive, they still are real, living entities, instead of being made of rubber, as you seem to suggest. I'm not sure I'd listen to critique of one's horticultural knowledge from someone who doesn't even know the rubber plant...
Re:"-1 OhForFucksSakeGetASenseOfHumour" (Score:2)
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Re:Eeeehm ... (Score:2)
Well, from what I understand on how nature reacts to music, it's the type of music that matter. There was some test done long time ago on the dolphins (if I recollect correctly), where music was played on the beach, and dolphin reaction was noticed. They enjoyed classical music (came closer to the beach), ignored country (neutral reaction), and run (well, swam) away when rock music was played (negative reaction, seemed to annoy them).
I just feel sor
Re:Eeeehm ... (Score:2, Informative)
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Plants' life expectancy? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Plants' life expectancy? (Score:1, Funny)
If you play Kenny G, they won't last a week. Celine Dion, maybe 2.
Yes, but the real question is how long will you last having to listen to that music?
Re:Plants' life expectancy? (Score:1)
Re:Plants' life expectancy? (Score:1)
You might make your plants sick... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:You might make your plants sick... (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:You might make your plants sick... (Score:2, Informative)
I'm afraid that their conclusion isn't very hopeful for those of us welcoming our new listening plant over... yeah.
There is an interesting bit about Mimosa pudica, a plant that is sensitive to vibrations.
Prima Belladonna (Score:2)
Re:Prima Belladonna (Score:1, Funny)
On the other hand... this is
Re:Prima Belladonna (Score:2)
Of course, those plants must have been everywhere because every eerie looking planet had the same sound in the background.
They must have a soothing effect though because they even made Spock smile.
Re:Prima Belladonna (Score:1)
*pulls small green bird out of pocket*
"notice the interesting, tri-pronged root structure. This is an especially rare one with 2 trunks. It'll sing to itself for hours. For you, a very special price."
For every round hole, there's a square
Something... just something... (Score:5, Insightful)
Oblig. (Score:2)
Haha (Score:2)
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Whereas, if it were European or American and is relatively useless, it goes gangbusters?
One thing that does help is what some A/V circles call "Wife Acceptance Factor". If a speaker doesn't look like a speaker then sometimes it is a good thing. A lot of spouses reject having nicer sound systems with larger speakers (or subwoofers) simply because they are plain (or
Very nice - but havent we seen this before? (Score:5, Informative)
I quote from the original -
Posted by CmdrTaco on Wednesday July 21, @02:44PM from the listening-to-foghat-on-your-ficas dept. Kerhop writes "People who like talking to their plants can now enjoy a musical accompaniment, thanks to a Japanese invention that turns petals and leaves into amplifiers. Several others are also reporting details of how it works."
On second thoughts - this plant as speaker idea is not so hot either....
And with trees ? (Score:2, Interesting)
Does the sound power depend on the size of the plant ? It could be interesting to try that on trees, I just imagine putting up a festival in my garden and using the two trees I have as baffles...
Wow, no katakana (Score:5, Insightful)
I am absolutely amazed that they named it in honest-to-god pseudo-Chinese rather than calling it 'furauaa saundo' or something.
Next, they'll start naming things in actual Japanese. Oh, wait, that would require attention to aesthetics and meaning rather than to sounding cool and vague.
Bring back Heian period Japanese, say I.
PS I am not a crank.
Re:Wow, no katakana (Score:1)
Gomen, ne?
Re:Wow, no katakana (Score:1)
Haru wa akebono, dude.
Thinks: I didn't even know Akebono was alive back then.
More pictures (Score:5, Informative)
Here you can see some pictures:
http://www.lets-direct.jp/fsp/fsp3.htm [lets-direct.jp] (Mostly pictures of flowers in a vase).
I wonder if the last vase is really seven times more expensive than the first one.
Looking for a good plant to play Bob Marley (Score:4, Interesting)
flat panel speakers (Score:2, Informative)
corrected link (Score:1)
Re:Looking for a good plant to play Bob Marley (Score:3, Informative)
How do the plants like it? Cons
Nice concept... (Score:1)
Woah! What next? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Woah! What next? (Score:2)
http://www.sciencenews.org/articles/20001111/fo
Re:Woah! What next? (Score:2)
Elephants are the ones with the memories, but somehow they just haven't caught on.
Don't Forget (Score:1, Funny)
Puzzling results... (Score:3, Funny)
I figure if I knew why it did this I'd know a lot more about the nature of the universe.
Brings a whole new meaning to... (Score:5, Funny)
And the way my plants hold up, i'd have to buy new
speakers every two weeks.
Column of fire (Score:1, Interesting)
We put tungsten electrodes at the top and bottom of the flame, applied a large bias voltage along with the signal, and injected ions.
One of my buddies found the recipe somewhere. I've never seen it before or since but it's pretty spectacular.
More spectacular than a talking plant but ... (Score:2, Funny)
Long term effects? (Score:2, Insightful)
I for one wouldnt connect my award winning lily to it.
(Afterthought) Got to check warranty for something like:
"Company is not liable for any damge sustained by the plans due to the use of this equipment."
Should work fine with... (Score:1)
Doom3 and plants (Score:2)
I put 2 and 2 together and in true orwellian fashion thought that they had hooked a plant up to a doom 3 bot and had somehow got it learning the maps and killing people!
madness.
If they can be used as speakers... (Score:3, Interesting)
Repeat. (Score:1)
And I do believe within the last few months.
--The Dude
What would be really cool ... (Score:3, Funny)
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
That would be bizarre.
What would be really cool too... (Score:2)
Ka-on? (Score:1)
-1, Not Funny (Score:2, Funny)
In mother Japan, flower speaks to YOU.
Imagine a beowulf cluster of these!
Re:-1, Not Funny (Score:2)
No, no, no. You haven't been paying attention lately, have you? It should be...
Imaging a beowulf cluster of these... in Japan!
...it's amazing you missed such low hanging fruit.
Role Reversal??? (Score:2)
(Maybe you need watering once in a while too.)
oh? (Score:2, Insightful)
I'm guessing this guy's never slept in a tall pine forest. The sounds are amazing.
Ficus Doom 3 (Score:2)
Alpha Source (Score:3, Funny)
more reponsibility (Score:2)
fun plant experiments (Score:2)
Maybe this wouldn't work well at all; a plant with many different branch/leaf lengths might be similar to having a tweeter, mids, and a sub, or would the different branchs just cancel each others' signal out.
I don't know about keeping the bugs off though. How do
Does this mean... (Score:2)
Talk with plants (Score:2)
From the article:
Later this month, you'll be able to carry on a telephone conversation with a flower with a planned speaker phone model.
You can do that now, if you take the right drugs.
Re:New meaning... (Score:2)
Re:New meaning... (Score:2, Funny)
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Re:New meaning... (Score:2)