Digital Music Eyewear From Oakley 244
Mecha-A writes "Am I the only one that finds this insanely awesome? Oakley is marketing a new line of digital music eyewear in time for the holidays. $400-$500 is an obscene lot for a small USB MP3 player, but the coolness factor is way up there. Questions: Is a brand name like Oakley going to get this idea off the ground? Who's going to be first to market this same thing except with a 'now playing' HUD on the sunglasses?"
accessorize (Score:5, Funny)
Paying for "Oakley" not MP3 player (Score:3, Interesting)
As somebody who has never owned a pair of Oakleys, I ask: wht does a good pair cost?
Re:Paying for "Oakley" not MP3 player (Score:4, Informative)
These are a bit more than a normal pair of Oakleys. I have a pair of matte black polarized Oakleys, very understated, and I paid maybe $210 for them. Best eyewear I've ever owned, quality-wise. Some other styles do come near the $300 mark, I believe.
That being said, I'd still prefer to just have a pair of sunglasses and my Rio Nitrus. I don't see the need for this combination, at least not until the get it a bit more compact.
I find it ironic that people on Slashdot are bashing this. Maybe it isn't geeky enough.
Re:Paying for "Oakley" not MP3 player (Score:2)
I find it ironic that people on Slashdot are bashing this. Maybe it isn't geeky enough.
It needs to have semi-transparent computer displays integrated into the lenses, or provite night vision. And it needs to run Linux.
Re:Paying for "Oakley" not MP3 player (Score:3, Informative)
If you add $100 for a USB MP3 player, you're looking at maybe $350-450. I guess that's about right.
Of course, I've also heard that you can pick up a pair of Oakleys for about $20 in Mexico...
Re:Paying for "Oakley" not MP3 player (Score:2)
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Re:Paying for "Oakley" not MP3 player (Score:2, Insightful)
It's the cost that's the big deal (Score:2)
While all these ideas about implementing new digital technology are important and interesting, I feel that the designers don't grasp the central point of the digital revolution.
That is, digitronics are supposed to make everything in which it is implemented vastly cheaper. Designing an MP3 player into the frames of a pair of glasses is cool, but then charging $300 to $400 for them is an insult. The super rich won't buy them, the rest of us can't afford them, and anyone
Re:It's the cost that's the big deal (Score:2)
Umm, according to whom? When you're adding new capability to existing applications (or combining unrelated technologies in new applications), it's almost always more expensive than either of the original items.
examples:
early PDA
Re:Paying for "Oakley" not MP3 player (Score:3, Interesting)
That being said, I have had a pair for over 2 years now, and they are awesome. Very, very strong (I used to break cheaper sunglasses al the time) and light as a feather. A heavy feather mind you....
This is true with any product (Score:2)
As someone who has done some reading about Oakley (and a former wearer of their glasses), I can say one thing, Oakley does not come out with a crap product. They would not just snap a MP3 player on their glasses and release the
Re:Paying for "Oakley" not MP3 player (Score:2, Insightful)
Nor do I.
I do, however, feel that the health of my eyes is. If your eyesight is worth no more than £2.99, bully for you. I prefer something that's made with a bit of quality and is optically correct.
Re:Paying for "Oakley" not MP3 player (Score:2)
The most I have ever paid for a set of sunglasses is £40 and I regret that because they got sat on.
Re:Paying for "Oakley" not MP3 player (Score:2, Interesting)
Actually, a previous poster pointed out that he once spent $40 on a pair of sunglasses. He regrets it because he then sat on them.
I spent $80 on a pair of oakleys back in 1990 and sat on them 10 times. each time a lense popped out and an arm popped off. I just popped them back on an all was well. (if you do the math it's like having 10 pairs of $8 glasses over the course of 2 years.)
Also, at work, a high velocity bolt hit me in the "glasses", the oakleys came away with a small scratch.
So, you can trul
Re:Paying for "Oakley" not MP3 player (Score:2, Funny)
Neat,
Fashionable eye-wear and crossbow factory safety all in one!
Re:Paying for "Oakley" not MP3 player (Score:2, Interesting)
Believe me, I am not one to believe that "money = quality". But I also refuse to accept the counterculture view that "money = luxurious waste".
I bought a pair of $400(AU) Oakleys around two years ago that I still use. I didn't go by brand or price. I just looked at all the shades in a sunglass shop, and picked out the one that appealed to me the most aesthetically, which coincidentally happened to be one of the most expensive ones in the shop. But I don't care if something I want to buy is cheap or expen
Re:Paying for "Oakley" not MP3 player (Score:2)
What the OP was trying to say is, that it's just overpriced. Surely I bet Oakleys look/fit better, are stronger and whatever but if the the research and manufacturing is really $400 a piece then I think it's overdesigned
The comment in the thread I was replying to described Oakleys as "very VERY advanced eyewear". I was just relating my experience to their design. For something to completely draw your attention in a swarm of sunglasses, it must have something distinct in its design, even in comparison to
Re:Paying for "Oakley" not MP3 player (Score:2, Informative)
br>Here's some reading on the tests Oakley does on their eyewear:
http://oakley.com/technology/impact_protection/ [oakley.com]
http://oakley.com/technology/lens_clarity/ [oakley.com]
You can read more on their site.
Care to post the standards the EU requires on their £2.99 pairs?
By the way, could you please point out which pair of Oakleys cost (£2.99 + £295 =) £297.99 or $537.75? I couldn't find them...
Re:Paying for "Oakley" not MP3 player (Score:3, Informative)
In order to meet the essential requirements of the PPE Directive sunglasses have to be tested to, and conform to, EN 1836:1997 (Personal eye protection-Sunglasses for general use and filters for direct observation of the sun).
This standard defines requirements for transmittance properties, optical properties, minimum robustness and information and labelling. It also requires that sunglasses are safe to wear with no sharp protrusions or defects that could cause h
Re:Paying for "Oakley" not MP3 player (Score:2)
e.g.
http://bsonline.techindex.co.uk/BSI2/Dir1 / SitePage
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Geek Factor Enhancement (Score:5, Funny)
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Am I the only one that finds this insanely awesome (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Am I the only one that finds this insanely awes (Score:2)
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Re:Am I the only one that finds this insanely awes (Score:3, Funny)
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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Re:Am I the only one that finds this insanely awes (Score:2)
Bad teeth (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe they got their heads kicked in for wearing rather geeky mp3 players.
Corrected links (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Bad teeth (Score:2, Funny)
Lance wore these (Score:5, Informative)
Link (Score:5, Informative)
http://www.tdfblog.com/2004/07/armstrongs_othe.ht
Re:Link (Score:2)
-Spyky
Is this a good idea? Helmet might be better. (Score:2)
In fact, if I remember correctly, there was a minor uproar in the early 1990's when Sony ran an ad in Bicycling magazine with a person wearing headphones while riding. Readers were aghast that Bicycling would even run the ad, and the magazine said that in the future they would not allow depictions of cyclists
Re:Is this a good idea? Helmet might be better. (Score:2)
My understanding from my years biking is that only an idiot would wear headphones while riding, especially road riding. It makes you deaf to approaching cars, other cyclists, moose, and feral cats.
I use my iPod all the time (with the regular earbud headphones) when riding my bicycle to and from work. I can hear the traffic just fine.
JP
Re:Is this a good idea? Helmet might be better. (Score:2)
Re:Is this a good idea? Helmet might be better. (Score:2)
Can't wait for someone else to develop this kind of flip up earphone for those of us that have never seen a pair of Oakley's that we liked th
This is news? (Score:4, Informative)
Then again, I'm just pissed that Oakley hasnt given me a free pair yet...
Re:This is news? (Score:2)
Insanely awesome? (Score:2)
Mod Parent Up! (Score:2)
The other problem with this how sturdy is this going to be? Rigid frame sunglasses (unless titanium!) frequently get crushed in pants pockets, or when they are sat on. (thus, my polarized bolle's are pastic).
So in conclusion; MP3 player adds fragility and cost, subtracts any kind of coolness (to
Re:Mod Parent Up! (Score:2)
Do you think that Homestar's beannie was outfitted with an Oakley MP3 player?
Isn't two jillion emails every two jillion seconds just one email per second even if "jillion is not a real unit of measure"? Does that qualify me for the cover of Nerdular Nerdence?
Re:Mod Parent Up! (Score:2)
SHHHHHHHHH! Don't give it away!!! You're killing the joke!
Re:Mod Parent Up! (Score:2)
besides, the mp3 doesn't really add much cost to an item that's a fashion piece in the first place(you're already paying just for 'style').
Re:Insanely awesome? (Score:2)
Guess I've jumped the shark, don't find this 'hip' or 'cool' at all.
Stickers (Score:4, Funny)
Am I the only one that finds this insanely awesome (Score:2)
Am I supposed to identify with these guys ? (Score:3, Interesting)
Why don't they just sell a product instead of a lifestyle ?
Apart from the fact that I find the sades both ugly and flashy, I find the idea quite good... 1 item less to carry. Oh wait, my bluetooth phone already does MP3 and FM.
Re:Am I supposed to identify with these guys ? (Score:5, Funny)
If you hadn't already said you weren't American, this question would have given it away.
Re:Am I supposed to identify with these guys ? (Score:2)
I take it Virginia Postrel hasn't been translated into French?
Manufactured goods are cheap. Image is the only thing of value anymore.
Ewww. (Score:5, Funny)
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mission impossible 2? (Score:2)
Wasn't it a pair of "modified" Oakley sunglasses which Ethan Hunt wore to receive his mission, at the beginning of Mission: Impossible 2? Media, HUD, soundbud, and a self-destruction device. Just a little more engineering...
What would be cool... (Score:5, Insightful)
I listen to music at work on headphones; it would be great if I could come back to my desk, put them back on and have the same song playing that I interrupted when I left. I'm a bit surprised that Apple hasn't figured out how to do this yet....Hey Apple and Oakley -- you listening?
Re:What would be cool... (Score:2)
If you did RTFA, RTFA more carefully.
When you flip up the earpiece your music pauses. If you just take them off it won't though, unless you flip up the earpiece to take them off.
Re:What would be cool... (Score:2)
This is a great idea. There would be a switch in the center point of the headphones. When the headphones are taken off the head, the switch trips, the music stops, and its position is recorded. Place the phones back on your head, the music restarts.
Put this idea on your resume and send it to both Apple and the company that actually makes the stuff that Apple claims as their own.
A better life awaits you.
Re:What would be cool... (Score:2)
uhhh (Score:2)
Re:uhhh (Score:2)
view-t-f-pictures.
Re:uhhh (Score:5, Funny)
Only if you're listening to Corey Hart.
Sweet! (Score:5, Insightful)
Pretty cool if..... (Score:2, Funny)
resistance is fut.... ahh nevermind.
The Future of Computing? (Score:2, Interesting)
A couple years ago I remember talking to a mac-geek friend of mine and he said "Someday, Apple will be an eyewear company"
This obviously only makes sense in a future where the network is CPU and Storage, wireless is very fast and advanced, and the glasses are basically just display technology.
How likely is this future, maybe as a precursor to direct neural jacks ala Matrix?
Do slashdotters believe the "Network is the Computer" idea will eventually come to be ?
no way (Score:2, Interesting)
The 'model' eek! (Score:2)
Didn't stay long enough to read the specs.. wont be buying one in the store..
I wonder how may other potential customers they scared off..
Not targeting slashdot crowd ... (Score:5, Insightful)
The people doing these sports would really like the idea of not having the wires for headphones to get caught up in, and the extra weight of a player flopping around. I've pulled my headphones out a lot while riding a bunch of times.
The placement of the headphones looks really nice since they don't need to fully block your ears. They've even got good operating temperatures for the player and support both windows and mac. Since they don't specifically require software, thet might even be compatible with everything else.
Most people aren't going to spend that kind of money, but having the music in the glasses will be something that a lot of people go for. But you can bet that Oakley will find people who will definitely want to buy 'em.
And bad jokes about the teeth of the models aside, Oakley knows who they're marketing to. And a bunch of clean-cut models wearing clothes from the Gap isn't how they sell their products.
Cheers
Re:Not targeting slashdot crowd ... (Score:2, Interesting)
As a former IT guy for Burton, I can tell you that might be who Oakley markets to, but they, like we did, had the same damn problem. Instead of intelligent people buying our products, most of our customers were white trash. My question is, how in the hell does Oakley expect to get white trash to spend $500 on a pair of sunglasses when they won't spent $3 on deodorant or more than $10 on a shirt? I think their marketing department was o
Re:Not targeting slashdot crowd ... (Score:2)
No. They target rollerbladers, skiiers, scooter riders and every other lame sport.
Snowboarders, surfers and skaters are way to cool to wear such lame looking sunglasses
Re:Not targeting slashdot crowd ... (Score:2)
Back when I lived in Colorado and was actually pretty good at it (didn't quite make it through qualifiers for boardercross to compete in the x games every time I tried), I had some top of the line Oakley goggles that were absolutely incredible. On cold days I pulled my neck gator up over my face and tucked it in under the bottom of the goggles, this kept my face really warm but unfortunately all of my hot breath would drift up into the goggles and fo
Meh. (Score:2)
If Oakley wants to impress me, put a HUD inside my M-frame lenses, with a wireless link to my cyclecomputer, so I never have to take my eyes of the road to check my data.
Dodgy pictures? (Score:3, Interesting)
a) the design of the glasses look like something you might get free with a happy meal?
b) the "models" have their mouths open and look slightly gay?
I was expecting something a little more slick to be honest.
I wouldnt be seen dead wearing a pair of those.
Nick
the coolness factor (Score:5, Interesting)
For the price of the sunglasses you can get an iPod, which also has a great coolness factor plut the functionality.
When I go to buy sunglasses I look for the ones that are lite and easy to put in my pocket, these sunglasses look pretty similr to a science project where you tape a USB memory stick mp3 player and tape it to a pair of sunglasses. Definately not worth 395$ or even half that. Of course thats just my opinion, i'm sure i don't speak for most people
Picture (Score:2, Interesting)
At any rate, I personally think Oakleys are over rated and over priced. Get a pair of Rudy Projects and a decent MP3 player for the same price and have better sunglasses and better mp3 player.
Insanely Awesome (Score:2)
"Am I the only one that finds this [oakley.com] insanely awesome?"
Sure not; I, too, find this girl insanely awesome.
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Re:Calling the EyeTap / WearComp geeks... (Score:2)
First thoughts (Score:2, Interesting)
OTOH the lack of wires is a big benefit for many applications. If I were working outside often I would definitely consider a pair of these. Of course the battery life makes it unsuitable for anyone but the hobbyis
you are not alone Mech-A (Score:2)
it would seem that it's just you and the homeless man with the terrible teeth on the website.
the rest of us are laughing at you.
HUD (Score:2, Informative)
I suppose you could call it an EFD (Eyes Front Display), though.
Amazingly ugly (Score:2)
Would it not be better (Score:3, Insightful)
The worst of both (Score:4, Funny)
1) an MP3 player that you can't listen to without wearing sunglasses
2) a pair of sunglasses that you can't wear in extreme conditions.
This is about as useful as a champagne glass with a built-in knife.
eyeware (Score:2)
more corporate illiteracy (Score:2)
It's no wonder that people enter university with atrocious language skills.
slashdotters didn't like the ipod either (Score:2)
I miss one important piece of information (Score:2, Interesting)
*me wantssssss it*
iPod integration (Score:2)
Now that would be cool.
Am I the only one that... (Score:2)
Am I the only one that finds this insanely OLD NEWS?
-S
It may be expensive for a vanilla mp3 player... (Score:2)
Awesome? (Score:2)
Probably. An insanely awesome device would have been able to play OGG files.
So let me clarify something (Score:2)
It's a really ugly gadget. (Score:3, Insightful)
It looks like the hearing aid glasses of the 1970. Except clunkier.
Integrating a wireless headset into sunglasses, so you could listen to music or talk on your cell phone, would be cool. Only one gadget to carry around, too.
Re:Countdown (Score:2)
Re:insane? (Score:2)