Red vs. Blue Season 3 Begins 189
Thanks to HavokDevNull for the news that Red vs. Blue Season 3 has begun! From the site: "Episode 39 'Best Laid Plans' weighs in at 8 minutes and 45 seconds and is available in Divx, Quicktime, and WMV. You can download it from our Video Page. Thanks for being so patient waiting around for it. "
Dodgeball (Score:1, Offtopic)
Re:Dodgeball (Score:4, Funny)
It's Hilarious (Score:2, Interesting)
Red vs. Blue is great (Score:5, Interesting)
I feel it's one of the best examples of "some people with some ideas, some time and an internet connection can make something funnier than 90% of the stuff on TV". If you haven't seen the first and second series, you really should.
Re:Red vs. Blue is great (Score:2)
My brother and I were thinking about trying to do this (inspired by RvB) and realized we were doomed to think our work crap b/c they're so damn good at what they do. I bought the season 1 DVD (buying season 2 soon) and watch it about once a month.
-nB (proud RvB Fanboy)
This should (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:This should (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This should (Score:5, Funny)
Yoda! You're back!
Re:This should (Score:2, Informative)
Re:This should (Score:2)
Re:This should (Score:2)
I am interested to see how badly babelfish messed up the German. It's supposed to say, "Post in German, someone is more likely to understand your German than your English.
Awesome (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Awesome (Score:2)
Ob. Slashdotting comment (Score:5, Funny)
Would you all mind awfully not downloading it for the next 11 minutes till my download finishes?
Thanks
Re:Ob. Slashdotting comment (Score:2)
Re:Ob. Slashdotting comment (Score:3, Interesting)
"The videos are 320x240 to save bandwidth. Our first series, Red vs Blue regularly chewed up 170 Terrabytes of downloads in a month."
For those without any reference, bandwidth can run from "unlimited" (see Serverbeach [serverbeach.com]) to paying $x/GB. When you're talking 170TB/month at approx $6/GB, you're over $28,000 in that month
Re:Ob. Slashdotting comment (Score:2)
Doesn't look like it to me:
"Could not connect to MySQL: Host 'www.redvsblue.com' is blocked because of many connection errors. Unblock with 'mysqladmin flush-hosts'"
Daniel
Re:Ob. Slashdotting comment (Score:2)
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Re:Ob. Slashdotting comment (Score:1)
Wait, no. I'm getting 50 KB/sec here.
Thanks, try again.
this sucks (Score:4, Informative)
Re:this sucks (Score:4, Funny)
Here you go [oceanbluepools.com].
Re:this sucks (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:this sucks (Score:3, Funny)
No, you're just unable to appreciate the work that went into producing a very funny series of web shorts.
To put it more succinctly: You're just lame. :)
Re:this sucks (Score:5, Insightful)
Shark Tale is in theaters now... Of course the story is horrible and the jokes were flat and tired when I first read them in Cracked magazine twenty years ago-- but that doesn't matter, right? After all they put tons of work into the 3-D animation making those sea creatures move around and talk!
Re:this sucks -- such blasphemy! (Score:2)
If you're looking for a single episode to give you a good idea of their brand of humor, check out their public service announc
What Is It? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:What Is It? (Score:5, Funny)
That's because your UID is too low to understand it.
Re:What Is It? (Score:3, Funny)
I know what it is, so expect a maximum of 8776 Slashdotters complaining...
Oh crap. If every single one of them posts a complaint, then it's Slashdot Hall of Fame [slashdot.org] territory for this article!
That can't be it... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:What Is It? (Score:2)
I know what it is, and my uid is lower than the original poster. So there!
I'm downloading the episode now. I watched the first two seasons on DVD two weeks ago and thought they were great. A little bizarre, perhaps, but definately amusing.
Re:What Is It? (Score:2)
Re:What Is It? (Score:2)
Read the FAQ (Score:5, Insightful)
From the FAQ:
"Q: What is Red vs Blue?
A: If you don't know, why are you here?"
Re:What Is It? (Score:5, Informative)
A: Yeah, we know.
Q: No seriously. What the hell?
A: Oh. We just write scripts and then use videogames to act them out. It's a new style of animation that some people call machinima. It allows to make weekly pieces of animation with a small group of people.
Q: That was a long response.
A: Yes it was.
From the RvB FAQ [redvsblue.com].
Why are you commenting then? (Score:1)
I do hope they take your suggestion (Score:2)
I wish I could have posted this in the better way, but of course the filters are trouble.
Re:I do hope they take your suggestion (Score:2)
Re:What Is It? (Score:2)
RedvsBlue is what you tell your friends and co-workers about in order to make them think that you're ahead of the curve in terms "hip and cool things". Except that RvB is Sooooo Last Year, but it's still funny.
Sorta like telling them about I Love Bees [ilovebees.com] except that everyone knows about I Love Bees now, and it's time to find something else to impress them with.
And no, I'm not telling what the latest thing is, you'll just have to find out about it from somebody else. (And it's not the Donkey, either. Tha
Re:What Is It? (Score:2)
Don't lie. Admit that you're just waiting for someone to tell you what it is.
Re:What Is It? (Score:2)
Re:What Is It? (Score:4, Informative)
Put briefly, it's a short set of video captures made in the popular first-person-shooter videogame Halo that are then dubbed with the voices of the RvB people. Basically, they make sitcoms.
The content is actually pretty amaturish, and frequently not very funny, in my opinion. However, RvB is notable for several reasons:
* It is a video series that is free. There are not many sizeable series of video files that are available for free on the Internet (well, legally).
* It is somewhat funny. Every now and then, RvB comes up with a really, really funny joke (the babies/pacifiers joke seems to be very popular). Their pacing is very uneven, though.
* It is notable in that it is an example of amateurs without the ability to either film the video in real life or to model and render this to be able to create a watchable show. It's used as a bit of a herald of the future, where easy-to-use tools will let people easily express their ideas -- as much as computers have improved ease of writing, so do we expect them to improve ease of video composition.
* Halo is a good game. People like watching Halo characters.
* Halo is made by Bungie. Everybody loves Bungie. Bungie made a series of great games and had the most amazing conspiracy theories and story analysis [marathon.org] surrounding them -- no other game company has ever even come close. After they were bought by Microsoft, their "It's done when it's done" philosophy had to go (which didn't help the quality of Halo at all). Their current conspiracy theories are weak attempts to be as interesting as the earlier ones (the new ilovebees.com is blatant and in-your-face rather than just hinted at). However, there's still a lot of love for Bungie left out there.
Re:What Is It? (Score:2)
It's fun, it's free, and it can get very engrossing.
ARGs are the new form of collaborative gaming - they are here to stay, and they have a lot of potential. Down knock what you haven't tried.
My issue is that Bungie *used* to do this before but was much more subtle and elegant about it -- they didn't make mistakes that would let people pick up on impossibilities or e
Re:What Is It? (Score:2)
Although, at some point you have to assume that the vast majority of your readers know what it is from previous stori
Re:What Is It? (Score:2)
Re:What Is It? (Score:1)
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ahem (Score:2)
What's your favorite quote from the RVB series? (Score:5, Funny)
"You killed Church you team killing fucktard!"
or
"It's not pink, it's lightish red"
Re:What's your favorite quote from the RVB series? (Score:4, Funny)
"You're a thing that babies suck on?" - Caboose
"No dude, that's a pedophile." - Tucker
"Tucker, I think he means a PACIFIER." - Church
"Oh yeah, right. Man, I was TOTALLY thinking of something else." - Tucker
Easily one of the hardest I've ever laughed to anything online.
Re:What's your favorite quote from the RVB series? (Score:2)
"Dude, don't taunt him. He has a graph."
Re:What's your favorite quote from the RVB series? (Score:2)
Re:What's your favorite quote from the RVB series? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What's your favorite quote from the RVB series? (Score:2, Funny)
So I said... (Score:2)
Re:What's your favorite quote from the RVB series? (Score:2, Funny)
"Yes I did. Once when I was a small child, I saw a man who claimed to be my Uncle do this thing with a garden hose that still haunts me today."
"Woah, woah, woah. I meant did you see something weird just now, like 5 seconds ago?"
"Oh. Then no."
"What was all that stuff about your Uncle?"
"I keep telling everyone he wasn't my Uncle! He wasn't!"
Re:What's your favorite quote from the RVB series? (Score:2)
SIMMONS: "That would be the Chupacabra, sir."
SARGE: "Hey Grif, Chupathingy, how 'bout that...it's got a nice ring to it..."
Info (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Info (Score:3, Informative)
Master Chief was mentioned very briefly in the first episode, but it was jut a throwaway line to sum up the events of Halo, and explain why there is now a civil war.
Re:Info (Score:2)
Loosely: "They're red. We're blue."
Re:Info (Score:3, Interesting)
The creators actually stayed for QA after each showing at the Drafthouse. Gus even gave out the shirt off his back to one of the audience members.. it was, er, strange
Woohoo! (Score:1)
pls read faq (Score:3, Informative)
http://www.roosterteeth.com/faq/ [roosterteeth.com]
It was hilarious....have a read!
Slashtorrent. (Score:5, Insightful)
50MB downloads linked by /. ? No wonder they can't do the math [redvsblue.com].
Maybe /. should start running it's own BitTorrent tracker, and ask permission from the content owners to host it. When/if they say yes, the story can be updated with a link to the torrent, ending their misery and ours.
Re:Slashtorrent. (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Slashtorrent. (Score:1)
Re:Slashtorrent. (Score:2)
bad compression ratio (Score:5, Interesting)
I've seen recompressed DivX videos of these same movies in much smaller size elsewhere on the net.
Re:bad compression ratio (Score:2)
Seriously, WMV does a very good job with natural content, but that doesn't mean it is any good with CG. Just try compressing a screenshot with JPEG.
Disclaimer, I haven't tried compressing CG with WMV, nor with DivX - so this is purely conjecture.
Re:bad compression ratio (Score:2)
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Get to Work People! (Score:2)
Something I've always wondered... (Score:5, Interesting)
I mean, these lads create this animated piece by using somebody elses protected art / characters, which (to my understanding) means they cannot ever sell this stuff in order to make a living, anyone confirm?
Don't take this as me assuming these guys are trying to make a living off it, I'm just genuinely interested in who "owns" the end product.
Re:Something I've always wondered... (Score:1)
Re:Something I've always wondered... (Score:2)
Re:Something I've always wondered... (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Something I've always wondered... (Score:2)
Re:Something I've always wondered... (Score:1)
With RvB they seem to be making some allowances for commercial use (RvB sell sponsorships, DVDs, etc.) in exchange for an immense amount of very cheap grassroots marketing.
To smart companies like MS (yeah, yeah, they suck, but they're smart), allowing the RvB crew to make some bucks off of their product in exchange for showcasing it to hundreds of thousands of visitors every wee
Good on them. (Score:2)
I just hope the contracts they have don't leave them high and dry in the event of MS/Bungie wanting to turn "indian giver". It sure seems a fair deal now (and good on them for striking it) but marketing departments are still fundamentally evil.
Re:Something I've always wondered... (Score:2)
Jumped the Shark (Score:4, Informative)
Where RvB failed is when they tried to introduce some sort of miserable plotline of evil poltergeists, "body hopping" and robot love affairs. It's good for a small chuckle, but it's become to hard to follow and the plot actually gets in the way of the jokes.
I nearly gave up watching, but stuck through it to Season 2. The lameass cliff-hanger convinced me that I'm really not missing all that much if I don't watch Season 3. I'll give their Sims 2 project a shot, but RvB is definitely on life-support.
Re:Jumped the Shark (Score:2)
If these guys have an agreement to produce this stuff for MS/Bungie, perhaps they also have an obligation to produce X number of seasons?
It's amazing how quick a passion can turn into a doldrum when you actually _have_ to keep working on it if you've moved on to new ideas.
Re:Jumped the Shark (Score:1, Informative)
Re:Jumped the Shark (Score:2)
I keep thinking that RvB would be genious if they went the Seinfeld route and made a show about nothing. No plotline. No story-arcs. Just pointing out the foibles of gaming that RvB can do so well and make comedy gold out of it.
Re:Jumped the Shark (Score:2)
The CTF scene was good. It was great. It brought a smile to my stone face. But it wasn't enough to salvage the episode as a whole. Nope, sorry RvB. You've lost a viewer. Somewhere, Fonzi is shedding a tear for yet another series that has l
Red vs Blue Upgrade! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Red vs Blue Upgrade! (Score:2)
Caboose's Intelligence (Score:2)
Is it just me, or has Caboose gotten exponentially dumber!? In season one, he was dim and naive, but not much dumber than some real people i've met. Season two, he got really stupid, but still capable of rational thought (when they went inside his mind to root out O'Malley, he was very intelligent). This season 3 first ep though, damn... he has the mental capacity and speech patterns of a 3 year old. When he was dumb, it was really funny, when he was stu
I actually liked their whole first season, (Score:3, Interesting)
Hope they can recover, and show us some kickass episodes.
For more machinima (the term used for creating movies with game engines) action, check out
www.machinima.com
RvB (Score:2, Interesting)
I showed it to some friends round my place the other night, and whilst none of them being Halo fanatics, nor particularly hardcore gamers, they appreciated the humour and we had all had a good laugh.
As mentioned in a previous post, this stuff is better than the large major
Red Vs. Blue on the Big Screen (Score:2)
Re:Poor guys... (Score:2)
Re:Poor guys... (Score:2)
(500,000 hits
Slashdot effect of "a few tens of thousands of hits" usually occurs within the first hour, so what? 20000 hits/hour? 30000/hour?
Ok, I'm making up the slashdot number from your statement, but it leads to my point: it's usually the high number of simultaneous requests in a limited time frame that kill a server, not a high number of sequential requests over a long period time.
Re:Poor guys... (Score:2)
The server was still pumping out 30k/sec to me by the time my download finished, so I think they did ok.
Re:Bitorrent? (Score:3, Informative)
Note: this is only their files server and not their website.
$ host files.redvsblue.com
files.redvsblue.com has address 207.46.174.151
$ whois 207.46.174.151
OrgName: Microsoft Corp
OrgID: MSFT
Address: One Microsoft Way
City: Redmond
StateProv: WA
PostalCode: 98052
Country: US
NetRange: 207.46.0.0 - 207.46.255.255
Re:Bitorrent? (Score:2)
And they shortened "Corporation" to "Corp", unlike the microsoft.com WHOIS entry.
Re:What's next? (Score:2)
Grif, a red soldier, wears yellow armour.
Doc, a neutral medic, wears purple armour.
For the most part, red refers to warmer colors, ie yellow red orange maroon pink. Meanwhile, blue refers to cooler colors, blue aqua green etc.
black and purple are generally freelance.
Re:What's next? (Score:2)
Grif wears ORANGE armor.
There was a specific part of Season 2 (inside Caboose's head) where they address that. On the DVD commentary, they mention something about being tired of arguing with the viewers that he was, in fact, not yellow.
Re:Season 1 and 2 (Score:2)
Its a lousy distribution format, its closed, its payware, and linux support is awful (as in "time to install WINE because someone just had to go put something in a RAR file again...)
Why wont