Godless Godzilla and Godzilla at 50 225
pjones writes " Monster Zero reports that Toho has taken the God out of Godzilla leaving us with the affectionate if diminished name of 'Zilla.' But only the American Godzilla will become godless. 'Godzilla' is reserved for our suitmation favorite, while his rival, now called 'Zilla,' is the name for the computer generated star (?) of Godzilla 98. And yes we will see the two in mortal combat with 10 other monsters in Godzilla: Final Wars. In the meantime, Godzilla at 50 events are beginning world-wide. Leave it to Kansas to hold an academic conference, 'In the Footsteps of Godzilla'. In San Francisco, the plans are more gala where more films and more Godzilla involved personalities are part of the plans for GodzillaFest which will feature 20 films (not all feature Godzilla). Any other Gojira/Godzilla/Zilla events?"
Hmmmm... (Score:4, Interesting)
Wasn't there a story last year saying they were putting G into semi-retirement, due to long term overexposure?
Re:Hmmmm... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Hmmmm... (Score:2)
Please read the bold type in your own comment.
-Colin [colingregorypalmer.net]
Re:Hmmmm... (Score:2, Informative)
Hmm, something's screwy here, (Score:5, Funny)
Wtf is the writer trying to say?
Don't worry! (Score:3, Funny)
I'm an expert on what they say about Gozilla in Japan--they usually say something to the effect of:
Eeeek! Go-jirra!! Ack!
If you're in doubt, or unclear just assume they are lamenting their untimly death.
Re:Hmm, something's screwy here, (Score:4, Funny)
http://ibiblio.org/pjones/wordpress/index.php?p=8
TRUE! (Score:2, Funny)
go Zilla (Score:3, Funny)
Re:go Zilla (Score:1)
Re:go Zilla (Score:2)
Re:go Zilla (Score:3, Funny)
That should be 2 sentences.
Re:go Zilla (Score:2)
He's a jealous Godzilla (Score:4, Funny)
Re:go Zilla (Score:3, Funny)
all the national hollidays? (Score:2)
I said you can celebrate all the national hollidays which every country has.
Every nation?
So I can take off on Antiguan Independence Day (Nov. 1st), Belarus Remembrance Day (Nov. 2nd), Japan's Culture Day (Nov. 3rd), Northern Mariana Island Day of Citizenship (Nov. 4th), Morocco's Anniversary of Green Day March (November 6th), Micronesian Pohnpei Constitution Day
(Nov. 8th), Cambodian Independence Day (Nov. 9th), Veteran's Day (Nov. 11th), Cantebury Day (Nov. 12th), Brazilian Republic Day (No
Gamera! (Score:1)
Sandy Frank! Sandy Frank! (Score:3, Funny)
I wonder... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I wonder... (Score:2)
No, you're thinking of Godzera. Mozilla is the illegitimate child of Godzilla and Moby Dick (hence the size of the bastard. Genes, you know...)
Re:I wonder... (Score:2)
Mozilla was the original mascot of Netscape. His name was a combination of Mosaic (the proto-browser) and Godzilla.
Arrrrggg! (Score:1, Offtopic)
Oh by the by, I hope he eat Brodderick as well for the crime of being in that movie.
Atomic Flame Breath on!
Re:Arrrrggg! (Score:2)
You have to realize it's no coincidence: Gozilla was the engineer who programmed the WOPR, and boy! is he pissed...
Re:Arrrrggg! (Score:2)
Re:Arrrrggg! (Score:2)
Godzuki? (Score:1)
http://web.cetlink.net/~farrier/Gfaq.htm
Yes, yes, I know, only Hanna Barbera had Godzuki, but, still, I loved him....
Re:Godzuki? (Score:2)
Walk of Fame star (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Walk of Fame star (Score:2)
Re:Walk of Fame star (Score:2)
Godzilla vs. (Score:1)
He with the most funk shall win...(that and some really cool shades.)
several reads (Score:5, Informative)
If you think of it as the opposite of USB 2.0, it all makes sense.
Re:several reads (and several more) (Score:2)
I think more to the point is that Godzilla (suit)is going to do battle with Zilla (CG). That is probably the reason for the name change, otherwise it would be a Godzilla vs Godzilla battle.
Re:several reads (and several more) (Score:2)
Re:several reads (Score:2)
(Intel Corp.)
Re:several reads (Score:2)
Oh that makes sense. I thought it was something about firefox.
Am I the only one... (Score:5, Funny)
What we hear is: blah blah blah GODZILLA blah blah blah GODZILLA blah blah GODZILLA blah blah....
Re:Am I the only one... (Score:1)
Re:Am I the only one... (Score:2)
You're right, of course, but you're not thinking SlashDotingly enough. The story is designed to start a pro-secularism/anti-secularism debate, meant to inflame the metro-area teens who still believe in "Moral Majority" boogeymen and fear that some Evil Christian Ultra-Right Shadow Empire has diabolical plans to mix holy water into their Kool-Aid.
Don't bite. Let them get their amusement
Really? (Score:2)
You might reconsider the concept of the persecuted majority here, friend.
Re:Am I the only one... (Score:2)
You seem to have missed the point.
Now we hear: blah blah blah GODZILLA blah blah 'ZILLA blah blah blah GODZILLA blah blah ...
;)
Re:Am I the only one... (Score:4, Interesting)
I'm also at a bit of a loss for why we can't simply call it "Gojila"
Re:Am I the only one... (Score:2)
The Japanese Godzilla is turning 50. For the occasion, Toho has decided to go out with a bang, and will retire the franchise. The last movie is 'Godzilla: Final Wars'. In it, the Japanese Godzilla will fight 10 other monsters from the past. One of them will be the American Godzilla, renamed simply 'Zilla' for the occasion.
Ah, the wonders of proper punctuation!
Re:Am I the only one... (Score:2)
Put God back into Godzilla! (Score:3, Funny)
PUT GOD BACK [petitiononline.com]
Re:Am I the only one... (Score:3, Informative)
2004 is the 50th anniversary of Godzilla's first film. Toho says Tokyo:SOS is the last planned film in the series for the foreseeable future.
Connected with the silver anniversary is a series of events in the US, similar to the roadshow the uncut sub-titled print of the first film had earlier this year.
Tokyo:SOS, as the last G-film, is something of a gala, similar in nature to Destroy All Monsters. In this one, G is traveling the world and fights somewhere around 10 monsters, one of whom
Re:Am I the only one... (Score:2)
Re:Am I the only one... (Score:2)
Any other Gojira/Godzilla/Zilla events? (Score:2)
According to... (Score:4, Informative)
- Gigan
- Rodan
- Minilla
- Mothra
- Kamacuras
- Kumonga
- Manda
- Ebirah
- Anguirus
- King Caesar
- Hedorah
- Monster X
Re:According to... (Score:2, Funny)
Oh, like Godzilla is going to have any sort of difficulty fighting an envelope.
- Monster X
Ooh. Okay. If the name is any indication, this one is a mutated Xbox, which means it certainly has the size advantage. Godzilla is screwed.
Minilla and GINO (Score:3, Interesting)
Yes, that's the list. Funny thing about it, though...
There are advertisements available on the Internet which show clips of each of the monsters. Minilla, the much-hated "Son of Godzilla" in the awful G-films of the 60s, is not shown. A monster that is shown, however, is GINO -- the nickname given to the Hollywood Godzilla (Godzilla In Name Only). So this leads to an interesting idea: is Toho going to refer to the Hollywood Godzilla as Minilla in "Godzilla Final Wars?" That would be an incredible "f
Re:Minilla and GINO (Score:2)
Re:Minilla and GINO (Score:2)
The only thing that would have saved that movie was if Big G had stepped on the ditzy chick in the first 10 minutes. I was rooting for her death the whole time...
Re:Minilla and GINO (Score:2)
The cute, annoying, pudgy son-o-G in the earlier movies was called Minya [gojistomp.org]. I'm not sure where the name Minilla popped up -- I've heard it before, but never seen it in any of the subs or heard it in the dubs. Then again, more recent dubs have done strange stuff like change the names of Mothra's little twin hotties (The Cosmos), so I just may be out of the loop.
The little fat guy was in Godzilla's Revenge AKA All Monsters Atta
Don't expect a repeat of Destroy All Monsters (Score:2)
The last time there was an all-star monster cast like this in a film was the 1969 Destroy All Monsters. But don't expect a repeat of that finale with all the monsters ganging up on Ghidora. Based on what I've read, the director is in favor of a very powerful Godzilla. One so powerful that a single blast from his breath weapon will be enough to dispatch a foe (similiar to his fight with Baragon in the 2001 film "Godzilla, Mothra, King Ghidora: Giant Monsters All Out Attack"). Also, the plot seems to ind
They left out the Evyl Twins... (Score:2)
DiNuCi and RoNuCi.
Run for your lives!
[ob-hint: the letters in caps stand for the two major parties in the USA's political system]
Re:According to... (Score:2)
What about Rent-a-Zilla? (Score:3, Interesting)
I summon... Rent-a-Zilla [megatokyo.com]
-jim
Am I the only one... (Score:2)
Probbly..
Suitmation?!? (Score:2)
I for one am much more impressed by all of the movies now that I know that it isn't just a guy in a suit but is in fact a whole process called suitmation.
Its Gojira (Score:2, Interesting)
Anyway: Godzilla is believed to have originally been intended by Toho (productions company) to represent the United States of America (being superior in its destructive capability)The name "Gojira" is a combination of "gorilla" and kujira, which means "whale" in Japanese." -wikipedia
The article is slashdotted already, but perhaps Toho has gotten over its fear of destruction of America? Or conversly, perhaps they are more scared of America and removed the "Gorilla" as not
Re:Its Gojira (Score:2)
OK, but acccording to the Internet Movie Database [imdb.com] 'gojira' was already the nickname for a very large, tough-looking man who worked at Toho; which they reused for the monster.
uh huh? (Score:1)
I don't get it. Why is it especially appropriate for Kansas to do this?
Kansas (Score:2)
leave it to Kansas to hold an academic conference, 'In the Footsteps of Godzilla'.
I don't get it. Why is it especially appropriate for Kansas to do this?
Maybe because Kansas is so damn flat it looks like Godzilla stomped everything that was once there into the ground. Get it? "Footsteps of Godzilla?" You see, his footsteps from his stomping...ah, forget it.
That entire submission was a little hard to understand. I'm not sure it was meant to claim there was any particular reason why it should be he
a better link (Score:3, Informative)
A couple of interesting links showed up while I was lloking for this, too. It seems that the holders of the *zilla copyright are about as uncouth as Godzilla itself: square-zilla [dsl-only.net] and davezilla [aboyandhiscomputer.com].
KU's Academic COnference (Score:1)
Now, don't slander all Kansans with that remark. Those KU Jailbirds have always had a weird sense of what's considered academic. you certainly wouldn't see K-State hosting such fluff!
Re:KU's Academic COnference (Score:2)
That's always amused me, since it can't help but apply to KU as well, which makes it a rather poor insult. Unless you're, say, an Oklahoma State fan, I suppose.
(I'm quite possibly the only person in Kansas to not have chosen a side. I nearly went to K-State, until Tulsa offered me a better scholarship, and I like purple better than red-yellow-blue, but my four-year-old has a Blue Wings Rising poster (State Fair swag) on his door because his uncle works at KUMed here in
Re:KU's Academic COnference (Score:2, Funny)
See: Proof Is In: Kansas Is Flatter Than A Pancake. [slashdot.org]
Political Correctness? (Score:1)
Political (in)Correctness (Score:2)
WMD! (Score:1)
Sounds delicious... (Score:2)
If I remember it has eel, and each of the Sushi is topped with a different color of roe.
If I understand this post... (Score:2)
Of course, I might be wrong. That was one of the least understandable article summaries I've ever read in my life.
Mozilla reference? (Score:2, Informative)
"In America there are imitation products on the market that have the name"Zilla."
Obvious joke (Score:2)
Why they've taken "God" out.... (Score:3, Funny)
Anyway, they put this fight in here to stick it to the American filmakers that created the overgrown iguana; I'd personally like to see Godzilla tear him to pieces, then turn around and take a big nuclear shit on his carcass, while the other monsters stand around and laugh at him.
If they take the God out of Godzilla (Score:2)
Man, first they take God out of the schools, now they're taking him out of the monsters. What next?
Re:If they take the God out of Godzilla (Score:2)
Godzilla Does Cameo Work in Semi-Retirement (Score:3, Interesting)
One Japanese paper shows a very familar outline of our favorite destroyer, ostensibly taking on the robots. [imdb.com]
Next to Sir Laurence Olivier finding work in the movie (despite being dead), it was one of the many funny in-jokes of the movie. The link above details more.
Re:Godzilla Does Cameo Work in Semi-Retirement (Score:2)
Fond memories (Score:2)
I can't believe no-one's said it yet... (Score:2)
"MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT!!!"
thank you
Just Doesn't Work... (Score:2)
Japanese Man 1 : RUN! IT'S ZILLA!
Japanese Man 2 : It looks like Zilla, but due to international copyright laws - it's not.
Japanese Man 1 : STILL! WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS ZILLA!
Japanese Man 2 : Though it isn't.
No.. it just isn't as funny..
Translation... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Translation... (Score:2)
parse error before `of'
Monster X = King Ghidorah (Score:2)
Twenty Eight Movies!?!?! (Score:2)
Re:Twenty Eight Movies!?!?! (Score:2)
I present to you the Region 2 Godzilla Final Box [play-asia.com], due in April of 2005 for the low price of $989.00.
Where's Bambi? (Score:2)
http://www.lowcomdom.com/film/b/bambi_godzilla.ht
IWhy don't they just spell it like the Japanese do (Score:2)
There never was "god" in Godzilla (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Godless (Score:2)
Re:*sigh* (Score:2)
Re:Godless (Score:2)
This has essentially nothing to do with your propostion, which seems to be that the only basis for a compassionate or reasonable soc
Re:Godless (Score:2)
Re:Godless (Score:2)
Re:Godless America? No thanks (Score:2, Interesting)
Crusades. Witch Burnings. The Spanish Inquisition.
The Albigensian crusade, where the 'wonderful' quote "Kill them all - God will recognize his own" comes from.
Slavery justified in the name of God.
You misunderstand the problem, which is that any totalitarian regime cannot tolerate any independent thinking as this is a threath to the power structure of said society. Thus independent or "different" thinkers get Gulag'ed, jailed, burned, tortured to confess, what have you.
Or they get Guantamoed.
Yea
Mod up parent of this post! (Score:2)
I'm talking "Pjones is a comic genius"
Re:Ira (Score:2)