Doom Movie in Production For Aug 2005 Release 398
Lord Prox writes "Doom:
The motion picture is now in production from
Universal Pictures for a release date of August 5, 2005. According to
IMDB the cast includes The Rock, Rosamund Pike, Razaaq Adoti, Ben Daniels, and Karl Urban. The plot
and
setting is right from the game."
So..... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:So..... (Score:5, Funny)
Sorry, she's busy playing Honor Harrington in (Score:2)
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You poor folk sure do complain a lot.
Re:So..... (Score:5, Funny)
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No Eye actor would really want to do that... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:So..... (Score:5, Funny)
Who's going to play the big floating eye?
Probably whoever played Sauron, of course.
Re:So..... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:So..... (Score:3, Funny)
You finish eating the floating eye corpse. (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:So..... who will play the eye? (Score:5, Funny)
Didn't we already discuss this to death? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Didn't we already discuss this to death? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Didn't we already discuss this to death? (Score:3, Funny)
But then, Doom will be starring The Rock. Exclusion of a plot line for his movies is mandatory.
Re:Didn't we already discuss this to death? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Didn't we already discuss this to death? (Score:5, Informative)
On the subject of a movie of the game, Gabe Newell has nixed the idea [yoz.com] for the forseeable future.
Re:Didn't we already discuss this to death? (Score:4, Informative)
Also, Valve has already stated that the "hollywood" guys have tried to get them to make a movie based on Half-Life...but when they started talking about "Gordon's love interest" they high-tailed it back home!
Censorship? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Censorship? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Censorship? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Censorship? (Score:2, Funny)
Yes, but those were all FICTION movies.
Re:Censorship? (Score:5, Interesting)
People remember that as one of the goriest slasher flicks of all time, but if you watch the movie closely, you see very little actual blood or gore.
You see a girl being lifted up, camera cuts to the front, you see the washtub underneath her - you know what it's for, but there's no blood. Your imagination supplies the scary parts.
But of course, that was just good filmmaking, which I don't expect of a "Hey this is a popular game, I bet we could rake in a couple bucks, see if the Rock is available" flick.
Re:Censorship? (Score:5, Interesting)
My wife pointed out that the filmmaking in A Time to Kill (was on TV last night) did the same thing; you never see the terrible things they're doing to the girl, but you know what's going on.
The "rake in a couple bucks" attitude is likely to be the perspective of the studios. But the filmmaker, writer, etc. are fans of the game... so you're going to get a mix of the studio perspective (money) and the gamer perspective (how cool can we make this). Could make for a no-brainer that's fun to watch.
Re:Censorship? (Score:4, Insightful)
It's what you don't see that scares me. Which is why none of the Freddy or Jason movies were at all frightening. I mean, not even in the least.
I like creepy. "The Ring" was creepy. Kubrick's "The Shining" was creepy. "The Changling" was creepy. "28 Days Later" also. All creepy...at least to me, your miliage may vary of course.
Creepy is cool. Just blood and gore for no reason is not creepy. It's not scary...just looks messy to me. What I think when I see a really bloody scene in a so called horror movie is "wow, who get's to clean that up" or "that looks fake"...which totally takes you out of the movie experience.
Of course, there are gore movies that are also creepy. "Evil Dead 2" comes to mind. That hit on all cylinders because it was cheezy, funny AND creepy.
Oh well, we're all different I guess. Some people may find "Gigli" a creepy film, and who can argue with them?
Huh? (Score:5, Informative)
That guy (Tobe Hooper) must have been a very forward thinking individual, because the PG-13 rating wouldn't exist for another 10 years. [imdb.com]
Re:Censorship? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Censorship? (Score:5, Funny)
I'm sure you could save a few bucks and just use real acid. Just be sure to keep your goggles on.
Re:Censorship? (Score:5, Funny)
[Joke shamelessly pinched from a Charlie Brooker cartoon about the Doom movie from several years ago ... ]
The movie features a cameo appearance by Macauley Culkin:
That's going to be a real technical challenge (Score:5, Funny)
Re:That's going to be a real technical challenge (Score:5, Funny)
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So basicly what youre saying is..... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:So basicly what youre saying is..... (Score:2)
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I'm excited! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I'm excited! (Score:3, Funny)
Why? Sweet Zombie Jesus, why did anyone let him near AvP? I saw it two days ago and I'm still so fucking angry I want to take an angle-grinder to the guy's face.
Re:I'm excited! (Score:5, Funny)
Really? I heard it was a great comedy. I mean, really great. Bust-a-gut funny. Tears rolling down your cheeks funny.
It was a comedy, right? Right?
Re:I'm excited! (Score:2)
A better choice of examples would have included this [imdb.com].
Re:I'm excited! (Score:5, Insightful)
Think about it: would you rather spend five days strapped in a chair forced to watch Milla Jovavich and Angelina Jolie, or Jean-Claude Van Damme and John Leguizamo? Choose very, very carefully.
Re:I'm excited! (Score:2)
Worst Video Game Movie Ever... (Score:2)
Re:I'm excited! (Score:2, Informative)
Re:I'm excited! (Score:3, Insightful)
No. They weren't. They were each badly written, appallingly acted and poorly choreographed. Even the fight sequences were outright bad. I enjoy good Kung Fu films. These were shit Kung Fu films.
Hey, if you enjoyed them, good for you. But I like my mindless chop-socky violent entertainment to be high quality mindless violent entertainment made by people who know how to sustain tensi
Flashlight or gun? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Flashlight or gun? (Score:2, Funny)
Its just going to be one big long Blair Witch movie.
Snivveling aliens rendered with the fastest supercomputers to produce 16 million unique shades of black taking technicolour to new levels.
Re:Flashlight or gun? (Score:5, Funny)
-Colin [colingregorypalmer.net]
Re:Flashlight or gun? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Flashlight or gun? (Score:2)
It was obviously too insane and far-out a proposition for the folks at Id ;)
The game had a plot? (Score:2)
Well, I guess what plot there was there is thin enough for a Hollywood production!
Bang! Boom! Bang! Argghhh! Bang! Ouch! Bang! Boom! Bang!
Roll credits...
Best job EVER! (Score:5, Funny)
So... (Score:2, Redundant)
Now put here your jokes about the duct tape mod.
Oh no, not the Rock... (Score:5, Funny)
He'll probably have to type IDKFA every thirty seconds just to make it through the movie.
Re:Oh no, not the Rock... (Score:2, Funny)
Uh, I thought that's who Vin Diesel is...
Re:Oh no, not the Rock... (Score:5, Insightful)
The Rock is a poor man's Ahhhhnold. Vin Diesel is a poor man's The Rock.
Re:Oh no, not the Rock... (Score:3, Funny)
Cmon, they are all shallow imitations of the Real action heros.. the honarable Jess "The Body" Ventura and Arnold, not to mention Sly, or even Bruce Willis in a constantly getting up after being beaten senseless way.
pppbhbpbhbbbhbhbpht... you children should review the Real Action heroes. imho, the Doom Guy should be Charles Bronson or Chuck Norris.
Re:Oh no, not the Rock... (Score:3, Insightful)
But that's not an action movie.
Re:Oh no, not the Rock... (Score:5, Informative)
Iron Giant.
Re:Oh no, not the Rock... (Score:3, Insightful)
I enjoyed xXx (Triple-X), I enjoyed Pitch Black, like you said. Boiler Room is good. A lot of people liked The Fast and the Furious, although I'm not a big fan of it. Didn't he do a voice in The Iron Giant? Surely one of the great animated films of the last 10 years...
Talented Rock (Score:5, Funny)
You can't beat those first-person movies.
The plot and setting is right from the game. (Score:4, Funny)
I'll say it again... (Score:5, Informative)
Delay as marketing strategy! (Score:5, Funny)
To let the general public get the full Doom experience, they should push the release date back like 5 or 6 times and eventually put it out in 2009.
Re:Delay as marketing strategy! (Score:3, Funny)
Suprise Ending (Score:3, Funny)
Finally (Score:5, Funny)
Just because it's on the imdb doesn't make it true (Score:5, Informative)
I'm not saying that the casting news at the imdb definitely isn't true, I'm just saying to take it with a grain of salt.
Yeah, but (Score:3, Interesting)
Recipe for box-office victory (Score:4, Funny)
2. Fantastic storyline - check
3. Less than a year from production to release - check
Wow - how will this not be a hit?
Setting? (Score:2)
Ummm... which one? Doom 1, 2 (and 2's other versions) were all placed in large environments. Doom 3 (so far) is placed in very dark, almost catacomb areas. Drasticly different...
They should have done this one first (Score:2, Funny)
Re:They should have done this one first (Score:2, Informative)
Re:They should have done this one first (Score:3, Funny)
Ask, and ye shall receive - Pong, The Movie [lbstone.com].
delay waiting for video hardware to catch up (Score:5, Funny)
yeah right (Score:5, Insightful)
Oh come on, do you think they can really condense the intricate storyline, complex characterizations, and nuanced dialogue of Doom into a 2 hour movie? I think not.
Good god, people, Doom had a bad storyline EVEN BY VIDEOGAME STANDARDS. Who actually thinks it will make a good movie? If you answer "me", then please explain it to me.
The funny thing is most slashdot stories about something the MPAA has done are followed by comments about "who cares, Hollywood movies are so bad why would you want to watch them anyway?". You do realize that you can't honestly be in both camps, you know? You can't criticize the mindless drivel that Hollywood puts out and then say in the next breath that you're eagerly awaiting Doom.
Alright, I MAY see it, but that's only because Rosamund Pike is sexy as hell. When you're the sexiest woman in a movie [imdb.com] that also stars Halle Berry, that's something special. But the movie itself isn't something that a sentient being should look forward to.
Re:yeah right (Score:3, Interesting)
To me it was always about "shoot monsters", I never even took the time to realize the monsters were demons, and I was a space marine, and that the whole thing was happening on the moon (or earth, or mars).
Doom 3 tries to jam the backstory down your throat, although I liked the franchise better without a plot. You d
Re:yeah right (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:yeah right (Score:5, Interesting)
Take Indiana Jones, for example. It's one of my favorite films, and just came to mind, so I'll use it. How do you summarize the storyline (of, say, raiders of the lost ark) for that film? How about, "US archeologist battles nazis in egypt to try and regain ancient biblical artifacts" - now think of all the completely cheesed out films you've seen with similar plots. It's all in the presentation. Consider Beowulf - not much to that plot, really, in summary, but it evolved over time to become a wonderful epic.
Even if they were to use the basic plot laid out at the beginning of (and gradually throughout) Doom 3, they would have something to start with. Then give the mischelaneous people encountered throughout the game a larger role (or other people) in the character's quest. Add a lot of jokes (in the nature of films such as Shrek), and it would strike a cord with many of the people that played the original doom. (Well, with my group atl east. Remember the 'demon' - the red bull-like creature that charged? We called it a penis monster because it looked like a giant cock. I'm sure other sexual references could be made throughout the film... but maybe that's just my twisted sense of humor). Another action film that I'm reminded of that would have been bland and boring sci-fi without the humor is The 5th Element. Remember those damn pig creatures? The action was -cheesy-. But it was a pretty freakign good film, as there was a large amount of humor intertwined throughout it.
That said, I agree with you. It'll likely suck horribly. I think their best bet is to not try to make it a horror film, but to make it a film that appeals to what made Doom initially popular - to a large respect, just running around shooting things and having blood squirt everyhwere, making jokes at 4am while drinking mountain dew about the game characters, etc. etc. - I'm thinking along the lines of things like the "exploding wall of blood" scene in Evil Dead 2. That would Rock (and, now that I think about it, The Rock would probably be a pretty damn good "Ash" type character, as he's quite over the top with his acting... hrm. I'm starting to see a lot of (likely unfulfillable) potential here.
Still, there's no way it could be worse than tomb raider. (On second thought, at least TR had fleshy boobs...)
My prediction (Score:2)
Won't see it in the movie theater (Score:2)
So what they're saying... (Score:2)
I wonder if... (Score:2, Funny)
Possible? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Possible? (Score:3, Funny)
The execs or the "people gutted and hanging on hooks". That's kinda gross!
The question is... (Score:2, Funny)
should be a good plot... (Score:3, Informative)
You're a marine, one of Earth's toughest, hardened in combat and trained for action. Three years ago you assaulted a superior officer for ordering his soldiers to fire upon civilians. He and his body cast were shipped to Pearl Harbour, while you were transferred to Mars, home of the Union Aerospace Corporation.
The UAC is a multi-planetary conglomerate with radioactive waste facilities on Mars and its two moons, Phobos and Deimos. With no action for fifty million miles, your day consisted of suckin' dust and watchin' restricted flicks in the rec room.
For the last four years the military, UAC's biggest supplier, has used the remote facilities on Phobos and Deimos to conduct various secret projects, including research on inter-dimensional space travel. So far they have been able to open Gateways between Phobos and Deimos, throwing a few gadgets into one and watching them come out the other.
Recently, however, the Gateways have grown dangerously unstable. Military "volunteers" entering them have disappeared or been stricken with a strange form of insanity -- babbling vulgarities, bludgeoning anything that breathes, and finally suffering an untimely death of full-body explosion. Matching heads with torsos to send home to the folks became a full-time job. Latest military reports state that the research is suffering a small set-back, but everything is under control.
A few hours ago, Mars received a garbled message from Phobos. "We require immediate military support. Some fraggin' evil is coming out of the Gateways! Computer systems have gone berserk!" The rest was incoherent. Soon afterwards, Deimos simply vanished from the sky. Since then, attempts to establish contact with either moon have been unsuccessful.
You and your buddies, the only combat troop for fifty million miles were sent up pronto to Phobos. You were ordered to secure the perimeter of the base while the rest of the team went inside. For several hours, your radio picked up the sounds of combat: guns firing, men yelling orders, screams, bones cracking, then finally, silence. Seems your buddies are dead.
It's Up To You
Things aren't looking too good. You'll never navigate off the planet on your own. Plus, all the heavy weapons have been taken by the assault team leaving you with only a pistol. If only you could get your hands around a plasma rifle or even a shotgun you could take a few down on your way out. Whatever killed your buddies deserves a couple of pellets in the forehead. Securing your helmet, you exit the landing pod. Hopefully you can find more substantial firepower somewhere within the station.
As you walk through the main entrance of the base, you hear animal-like growls echoing throughout the distant corridors. They know you're here. There's no turning back now.
True to the original (Score:5, Funny)
I can almost guarantee you... (Score:2, Insightful)
I think I am one of the only people on the planet who likes the original Mortal Kombat movie. Granted, the movie itself is not mind-blowing or original; but instead it accurately captures the mood and feel of the original games. Combine that with some inte
My son read the script (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:My son read the script (Score:5, Funny)
The REAL question is... (Score:4, Funny)
** SPOILER ** The final scene of the movie LEAKED! (Score:3, Funny)
* WARNING - SPOILER! *
According to a leaked copy of the script, it appears that in the final scene, just before stepping into the final room full of monsters, The Rock will step up to a computer terminal and type in "idkfa".
Then after picking up all the weapons and ammo that have inexplicably just materialized in front of him, he'll type in "iddqd" followed by "idspispopd".
Then apparently he'll just walk right through the wall and blow the entire room away without taking a single hit!
I know how it ends!!! (Score:5, Funny)
HA HA HA, yeah, it was posted 4832984 times before this post and each are marked funny. IT'S FUNNY, PEOPLE.
We can't hear this one enough, can we?!
"Hey, The Rock!"
"IDKFA?!"
"Yes."
*insert joke about flashlight*
IDKFA!!! HA HA HA.
Movie Shareware? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:BULLSHIT Alert... (Score:2, Insightful)
I mean, I guess I love zombie movies and stuff, but it seems like a DOOM movie would be way too channeled towards the hardcore gamer audience and leave the other 98% of the population wondering "What's a BFG, and why does he wish he had one right now?" Another question they might have is 'Why doesn't that marine just pick up some duct tape and attach his flashlight to his shotgun?" (And let's not get into the possibility
Re:Good luck! (Score:5, Funny)
They have a lot of work to do in order to recreate the atmosphere created in DOOM3.
But think of the money they'll save by not having to hire a lighting crew.
Re:While (Score:2)