


Microsoft and SBC Team Up on IPTV 132
rdurell writes "Microsoft is once again trying to get into the television market. This time they are teaming up with SBC Communications in a $400M deal to deliver television via IPTV through SBC's network. According to the article, Microsoft has spent $20B in its attempts to break into the market."
Oh goodie (Score:5, Funny)
Two of my favorite companies teaming up to bring me reality ( which, as near as I can figure, is populated by models. I wish I lived in reality ) TV, complete with watching habit tracking software and security flubs.
And should I have I have any problems, I can call SBC's amazing tech support. Maybe I'll get Dan, or David, or Gloria, all of whom english is a second language. Overpaid phone jocky being the first.
Re:Oh goodie (Score:2)
Re:Oh goodie (Score:2)
Back on topic, I wouldn't hold my breath on this actually being deployed for 5-10 years. SBC has advertised to customers they could get DSL 3 years ago and still didn't actually do it (in a given area) because the demand wasn't there to actually give them a positive ROI. I'd expect major losses by MS on this. But what's a billion here or there when you've already wasted^Hinvested 20 billion already?
Re:Oh goodie (Score:2)
Here's an example of an SBC customer horror story experienced by a real person I know intimately (me):
1) Move to new house, sign up for SBC DSL through local ISP. Start receiving bills from SBC three days later.
2) One week after receiving first bill, I call call my ISP. They say there's an issue with SBC provisioning. So I call SBC and on the third attempt make it through their "we designed our phone tree to mimic our corporate structure, not your needs" system. I spe
Re:Oh goodie (Score:2)
1) Signup online for service (may 2001)
2) DSL modem arrives in mail one week later
3) Call in to activate. no worky!?!
4) Go through a month of calls to various tech support types and sub-contractors of SBCs. They removed load coils and some other crap. They then figure out I'm to far from the only CO in the area. Never recieved a bill.
5) Packed up DSL modem and threw in on a shelf where it still sits to this day.
Still have second phone line for 24/7 connection at 33.6
Re:Oh goodie (Score:2)
See you and raise you (Score:3, Interesting)
1) Move to Illinois from Wisconsin, both have lines owned by SBC. (Having had nightmares getting 3rd party DSL working I capitulated.) Call SBC number listed on phone bill to inform them of the move. "Oh, that's handl
Re:See you and raise you (Score:2)
*sigh* If hindsight were 20/20.
That is truly a nightmare of epic proportions. I wish I had "management" in a cold room right now being forced to read this.
Re:Oh goodie (Score:1)
Re:Oh goodie (Score:1, Funny)
And you really need to take a pill, Achkmed..er..I mean "Dan".
More power to them (Score:3, Interesting)
Red vs. Blue (Score:5, Insightful)
Well .... they kind of already have a killer show that is exclusively an Internet program. Though it is available on DVD. I know many, many people dislike all that is the Microsoft Borg, but I laughed so hard at Red vs. Blue that it kind of questions sanity.
While I know that Red vs. Blue isn't offically a truly sanctioned Microsoft product, do you think they didn't at least give a nod to the rabid lawyers to keep from destroying it in it's entirety? Also, since they are such big Halo (and by Proxy Microsoft) fans anyway, do you really think they'd give the rights to stream it as a TV program to anyone else?
Heck, I'm interested in this right now, as I'm currently an SBC DSL subscriber, if it gets me away from my evil and bastardized cable company. I may be clinically insane, but at one point last year I was talking to VC about starting my own cable company for just my subdivision and maybe the one next to it. That's how mad I was at them.
However, reality eventually set it ..... man do you know how expensive gear to decode then re-encode TV broadcast from air and sat is right now? Not to mention license fees for all the stations you want to offer on the network. I would have been, like, the UPN Cable Company because that was the only channel I think I could have even begged into throwing me a bone to be on the network.
So sad, so sad. TV started out free, paid for by advertising, with which I was very very fine. You want me to watch a soap commercial to laugh at Gilligan? Hey, fine, no problem. Now, I pay more for freaking TV than I do for internet access, telephone service, trash service, property taxes, housing and groceries combined!
This has officially degenerated into a rant. I apologize and will end it now. Thank you for your optical time.
Re:Red vs. Blue (Score:1, Interesting)
Re:Red vs. Blue (Score:2)
Re:Red vs. Blue (Score:1)
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More Red Vs. Blue (Score:1)
Read it and weep.
Re:More power to them (Score:1)
If you think MS is a monopoly.... (Score:2, Interesting)
Have a little look-see at the babies and other companies SBC has gobbled up in recent years. Ma Bell is back in a big way baby!
Lets hate on them for a while. I'll start: "Their hi-cap support totally sucks!!!!"
I can hear it now.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Interesting (Score:3, Insightful)
I think cable companies only care about selling content. Anything that allows them to do that more efficiently is going to be adopted by the entire market. Will they care that MS is marketing a PVR? Only if it becomes a selling point that compels consumers to switch from their cable co. to the other one
I think that Microsoft's goal is as it has been since they started with the x-box....It's not just 'a computer on every desk' now....it's 'a computer on everything that has a flat surface - running Window
Tonight on MSTV (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Tonight on MSTV (Score:2)
Re:Tonight on MSTV (Score:1)
Looks in favor of MS (Score:4, Insightful)
I for one do not welcome our new TV overlords. Remember, CRTs are already equipped with electron guns.
Re:Looks in favor of MS (Score:2)
Re:Looks in favor of MS (Score:1)
I am alluding to a time when MS cut a deal with IBM for IBM to buy MS-DOS for a hefty sum. They also had a joint alliance for a while developing OS/2 and part of Windows 3.1. This was a major factor in putting this little start-up firm into the big leagues. This could likely be the case if MS teams up with SBC, but since they're both big corporations, us slashdotters may not care if one gets screwed over.
Meanwhile
Re:Looks in favor of MS (Score:2)
Why not (Score:2)
Some more ideas for Microsoft industries (Score:4, Funny)
Fashion -- Paris Spring Collection of Bill Gates' sweaters
Fiction -- wait, they already to that...("innovative?")
Film Making -- all digital films, but an EULA flash at the beginning of the movie
Power Tools -- wait, this is a conflict of interest, and would actually be useful
Agriculture -- They've already got lots of fertilizer, especially of the bovine variety
Pharmacuticals -- Given their track record of anti-virus protection in cyberspace, expect this to be a real winner
... Since 1993? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:... Since 1993? (Score:1)
Re:... Since 1993? (Score:2)
and a marketing tool. sadly some people will think that it's good no matter what since they spent X years and X billion dollars on it.
Re:... Since 1993? (Score:1)
The article also mentions that some of this supposed $20 billion was minority investments in cable TV systems outside of the US. The author seems to confuse "Spend" with "Invest", which is completely understanable, since the
Re:... Since 1993? (Score:1)
Re:... Since 1993? (Score:2)
If MS is using Windows Media Video HD, they'd need a 8Mbps sustained connection to bring it near-real-time. The best I've seen anywhere near me is 3Mbps for DSL, if you are lucky, and close to the CO; and 6Mbps for cable.
Another issue is that the service has to be more stable. With broadcast, if any radio station or transmitter goes down, I can just listen to or watch something else. If this hypothetical fast connection goes down, I can't cal
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So will... (Score:1)
Re:So will... (Score:2)
Further, do I really want my IP device ( tv in this case ) addressable directly from the internet? Especially with MS software on it?
Re:So will... (Score:1)
Else, might not be for the best...
(Has any viruses targeted the XBox yet?)
when you search for sbc on slashdot... (Score:1)
Some have been watching IPTV for decades. (Score:1, Funny)
Wait, you mean this a different IPTV?
IPTV? (Score:3, Funny)
IPFreely?
IPU?
IPUP WeAllP!
For a golden night, showered with passion, it's IPTV!
Re:IPTV? (Score:1)
Re:IPTV? (Score:1)
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Re:Yay (Score:1)
When I worked for Hitachi Telecom.... (Score:2)
The world we live in dictates that you can only sell what others will buy. I dount Bill's ability to sell IPTV, so there goes IPTV.
What got me here was that $20 Billion would have bought MCI in, like, 1996. Now?....
Re:When I worked for Hitachi Telecom.... (Score:1)
Re:When I worked for Hitachi Telecom.... (Score:2)
Not as silly as it sounds (Score:5, Interesting)
My first instinct is to scoff and laugh at this, but then again, I scoffed and laughed when I heard that Microsoft would be developing a gaming console.
Lets face it, Microsoft have a lot of cash lying about, and they're not stupid - if they want it badly enough, they'll get in on the market. Which isn't entirely a bad thing, competition is a good thing, as long as they behave.
Plus, with another TV provider, maybe there'll finally be something decent on to watch.
Re:Not as silly as it sounds-F--king with MS. (Score:1)
That may have been the stupidest thing that I have ever read.
Connection? (Score:4, Funny)
There are times I'm glad I don't watch TV, and with the prospect of the future of TV being controlled by Microsoft's shitty DVR products now is one of them. That and who the fuck would pay $80+ a month to pointlessly chew up 5 hours of their life _every day_? I'm not suggestuing you do anything radical like go outside, but something even slightly interactive might be a good start.
Hedging their bets (Score:1, Interesting)
I can't really blame them, after all, they may as well diversify because they're losing ground left right and center. I imagine that they'll want to stream public executions of software pirates.
They should get into films like Sony - now that's where corporate evil would be appreciated.
Talk about a dual-header (Score:2)
Yes, I know there are other telcos, but none of the incumbent (eg ones that descended from or bought out the original bits of the AT&T/Bell monopoly) telcos actually competes in any signifigant manner with each other for any wireline phone service.
Everyone knows why MS is evil - you can read more about why SBC is evil at http://michigantelephone.mi.org/
IP-TV (Score:2, Informative)
Maybe my head is swimming in too much IP--er, intellectual property--matters, but that's what I thought at first. "Intellectual Property Television."
Then it occurs to me, why not? With the Broadcast Flag [slashdot.org] in play the slogan could be "Welcome to the new ownership class. We 0wn you."
Would there be a EVLA (End Viewer License Agreement)? Would people that devise new, analog and/or digital delivery schemes be barred by algorithmic
Re:IP-TV (Score:1)
Electric Dynamos Offer Internet .... (Score:2)
News at 11
An interesting side effect of IPTV, BPL. Wait, is that BPL is an interesting side effect of IPTV. Argh! I've given myself an ice cream headache. Let me start over again.
BPL (Broadband over Power Lines) looks to allow your electricity provider to offer you other services, namely internet access. With IPTV they can now also offer you TV over the power lines as well. Who needs cable, satellite or telephone services?
Frankly I welcome the new Power Transmission Owner Overlord Emperor, Yeah!
I just don't get how digital cable isn't.... (Score:2, Interesting)
Later,
-Slashdot Junky
Re:I just don't get how digital cable isn't.... (Score:1)
-Slashdot
Not even if it was free (Score:2)
Re:Not even if it was free (Score:2)
Please, by all means, let me know when you install solar panels on your roof, and decide to dump your local electrical co.
I'll bring a camcorder.
Re:Not even if it was free (Score:2)
Trust me, that's another of my ultimate dreams.
Since I was 14 years old when I toured an underground home in New Mexico (it was like a log cabin buried under a mound of dirt) I fell in love with "disconnected living"
Nothing in the world would please me more than to live on a mountain in a home made from rocks that is totally self sufficient with no connections to the outside world, s
Re:Not even if it was free (Score:2)
Never overbilled once, never charged for stuff I didn't order or equipment I don't own, unlike SBC..
My only complaint with RR is that they nail me for an extra $10 a month because I DO NOT get cable TV service.
I think it sucks that I have to pay for something I don't get.
That's like paying more for sugar free cookies. Like it costs them MORE to l
Duplicate (Score:2, Insightful)
FTTP, verizon sinkholes (Score:2)
WTF? Breaking in? (Score:2)
TV (Score:2, Funny)
I can see what's comming (Score:1)
you might ask, we already have "Porn over IP" (PoIP), why would microsoft want to do that. Afterall, they are a "innovative" software company, that they would do anything (ethical and unethical) to break into the market that makes money.
mod me flamebait if you like, this is just how I feel.
Confused for a second... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Confused for a second... (Score:2)
other sources of revenue (Score:1)
Pros and Con's to MS IPTV (Score:1)
Pro and Cons of Microsoft's IPTV (Score:1)
Maybe (Score:1)
Bellsouth tried TV (Score:1)
Re:Bellsouth tried TV (Score:2)
The same thing has been tried here in Ontario (Look TV [www.look.ca]) and has been at least moderately sucessful..
Of course it helps to be able to beam transmissions off of the CN Tower..
Other technologies in the SBC deal (Score:1)
I'm doubtful the MS IPTV [microsoft.com] stuff will work - look how long they've tried [cnn.com] to sell a cableco their cable tv product. 20 billion, is the number I'm seeing. But they have zero tv ip real world experience.
Microsoft Janus (Score:1)
*sigh* In other news... (Score:2)
Not even a full month... (Score:1)
Again? (Score:2)
So what, that was a long time ago and technology has advanced. Yep, but it wasn't the technology that failed. MS simply decided to take their marbles and go home. Called it a "change of strategy" and quit. Bill Gates stopped taking Ed Whitacre's phone call
Leave Iowa Public Television ALONE!!! (Score:1)
Re:Oh cool (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Oh cool (Score:2)
MS + TV = Blue screen joke. Tee hee ha ha giggle giggle snort.