War of the Worlds, Chocolate Factory Trailers 637
rocketjam writes "The trailer for Tim Burton's version of 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' is online at Yahoo. The movie stars Johnny Depp and scheduled for release in July of '05. I think Tim Burton is the perfect director for a new Willie Wonka movie. The trailer looks very Burtonesque." And reader daquake writes "Our first peek at Steven Spielberg's contemporary version of War of the Worlds is available from Apple. Spielberg's installment is just one of many that have been developed throughout the years including a film produced last year n England."
Charlie and Chocolate Factory (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Charlie and Chocolate Factory (Score:2, Redundant)
Re:Charlie and Chocolate Factory (Score:5, Interesting)
>
> You're forgetting the crazy psychedelic scenes toward the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey.
So watch both sequels at the same time:
Oompa Loompa, doopity doo,
All these world are belong to you!
Ooompa Loompa, doobie-doo-dopa,
Keepa you space probe offa Europa!
Re:Charlie and Chocolate Factory (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Charlie and Chocolate Factory (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, but have you ever watched it...on weed?
Re:Charlie and Chocolate Factory (Score:2)
Does sitting on the lawn count? Its certainly more weed than grass...
Re:Charlie and Chocolate Factory (Score:2)
Re:Charlie and Chocolate Factory (Score:2)
No, but you were close as Johnny Depp acted in that one... Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas [imdb.com] although I thought the book was much better.
Nothing will ever be better than the Family Guy's Willy Wonka remake as Wasted Talent [familyguyfiles.com]
Great movie for Burton to do (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Charlie and Chocolate Factory (Score:2)
Marylin Manson meets Willy Wonka... (Score:5, Funny)
"Hello, Charlie.."
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Re:Marylin Manson meets Willy Wonka... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Marylin Manson meets Willy Wonka... (Score:5, Insightful)
Just because his actions creep you out (that crooked smile and that detached wonder he seems to have) does not mean that he has to look like The Crow in a purple robe or a hollow eyed heroin addict.
Re:Marylin Manson meets Willy Wonka... (Score:2)
Candy is dandy, but heroin will fuck you up, man.
Re:Marylin Manson meets Willy Wonka... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Marylin Manson meets Willy Wonka... (Score:3, Funny)
He's a candy magnate, he knows that munchies account for a large part of his business
Re:Marylin Manson meets Willy Wonka... (Score:5, Insightful)
Will it live up to the high bar set in the 70's? Perhaps, but I think you (and everyone else) should compare it to the book, not the Gene Wilder starring flick that we all know and most of us love (I have a friend that won't watch movies with midgets--eg, willow, willy wonka, ewoks, etc).
Re:Marylin Manson meets Willy Wonka... (Score:4, Insightful)
Mr. Depp's screen personality does have me concerned. It's very very easy to fall into the trap of winking at the audience -- the way that actors in really bad Gilbert and Sullivan productions insist on being in on the joke. It'd be very easy to turn this story into a loud, archly self referential but ultimately neutered romp. The kind of movies idiot reviewers will find "magical", even though they would not know magic if it conjured a demon from hell to bite them on the ass.
A fantasy movie has to be believable.
Look at the scene in the original movie where Charlie and Granpa confront Wonka in his office. It was a sublime and courageous performance by Mr. Wilder.
Re:Marylin Manson meets Willy Wonka... (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Marylin Manson meets Willy Wonka (edit) (Score:2)
That was supposed to be:
"Hello, Charlie.." [/hannibal] -- with html brackets.
What's that silly preview button for, anyhow?
Re:Marylin Manson meets Willy Wonka... (Score:3, Insightful)
I thought Depp looked almost as though they tried to add a little Michael Jackson to his appearance
NOT the glove wearing hip look, but the freaky guy in his 40s Jackson
Re:Marylin Manson meets Willy Wonka... (Score:2)
mmmmmmhhhh.... Chocolaaaaate.
Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka?! (Score:2)
No, no, that wasn't me just sqealing like a little schoolgirl just now. It was...erm, my case fan!
Now go away. I--uh, need to replace my case fan.
this movie is going to be awesome (Score:5, Interesting)
i think burton w/ depp will combine to make an kick ass flick the way the book intended it to be. i hope burton redoes alice in wonderland, THAT would be a trippy movie
Re:this movie is going to be awesome (Score:4, Insightful)
Just like Planet of the Apes, he just doesn't 'get' the concept of the story and even if he is truer to hard action the original work, he just doesn't have it in him to be true to the idea of it.
Re:this movie is going to be awesome (Score:2)
SiO2
Re:this movie is going to be awesome (Score:2)
F*!&%$ preview button!
SiO2
Batman too (Score:2)
Panic (Score:3, Interesting)
What You Say? (Score:2, Insightful)
Are you kidding? We're at freaking war in Iraq, soldiers are taking the SoD to task for the shit they have to ride into battle in, and most people are completely oblivious to the knucklehead who got us into this fine mess.
Three years ago we witnessed something astounding, two jets colliding with the WTC towers an
Contemporary War of the Worlds (Score:3, Insightful)
Evil, vaguely Arabic aliens invade. Only the square jawed hero (played by the guy from that movie that was vaguely popular last year), the love interest (with that woman from the movie your girlfriend watched) and the wisecracking black sidekick (fuck knows, they all look the same to me) can defeat them. 2 hours of bland Hollywood shite. This is the sight of a culture so bereft of originality that plagiarism is hailed as a creative force.
WotW: The Musical! (Score:4, Funny)
Sounds like what we really need is a War of the Worlds Musical!
Is this the real life
,nothing really matters to me
Is this just fantasy
A.D. 2101, War was beginning
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
Martians, yeilding no sympathy
Because I'm easy come,easy go,
Fly Zig high, fly Zig low,
Anyway the Zig goes,doesn't really matter to me, to me
Mama, just watched TV,
Ignored what prophets said,
Now martians coming and we're dead,
Mama, life had just begun,
But now we've gone and thrown it all away
Mama ooo, didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on,carry on,as if nothing really matters
Too late, we're on our way,
To destruction, Cats say,
Told to make our time today,
Goodbye everybody, I got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and move a Zig
Mama ooo- (any way the wind blow)
I don't know how to fly,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Is the curate!, Is the curate, dragged by a tentacle
Laserbolt and heatrays very very frightening me
All your base, All your base
All your base, All your base
All your base are belong to us!
But I just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He just a poor boy from a poor planetoid
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go, will you let me go
Take off every Zig! For great justice!
Take off every Zig! For great justice!
Take off every Zig! For great justice!
For great justice! For great justice!
Move, move, move move, move, move Zig!
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me move
Someone set up us the bomb!
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby, I know what I doing baby!
Just gotta get out-just gotta move Zig right outta here
Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Any way the Zig goes....
Nightmare inducing grin (Score:4, Funny)
shiver
Re:Nightmare inducing grin (Score:2)
The "In a world guy" (Score:2)
Re:The "In a world guy" (Score:4, Insightful)
The formula is:
* "In a world..."
* followed by some sort of contradiction
* "one man..."
* is doing some generic action
They run the bit on those "Just for Laughs" shows on CBC every so often.
Re:The "In a world guy" (Score:5, Informative)
Why are we celebrating this? (Score:5, Insightful)
Whatever happened to original scripts?
Re:Why are we celebrating this? (Score:2)
Given the original scripts coming out, mabye tons of remakes isn't so bad after all.
Re:Why are we celebrating this? (Score:5, Insightful)
***YAWN***
Yet another cliched "There's nothing good/original coming out anymore." Everyone like you seems to remember the "good ol' days" of 1972 or some shit like that. Well, let me tell you, aside from The Godfather, a LOT of crap came out that year, and every year after and before. This year (like most others) has had some AMAZINGLY wonderful AND ORIGINAL screenplays:
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (Oh yeah, Charlie Kaufman is "so unoriginal")
The Incredibles (Yep, Pixar does the same film over and over - ALL ANIMATION! I mean, come on!)
Kill Bill, Vol 2 (The best samauri movie made in 20 years. And wha!?!?!? It was American?)
Spiderman 2 (MAYBE 1978's Superman was an equal. MAYBE. I personally thought Spiderman 2 was better. But this is without question at least ONE of the greatest super hero movies ever made. Took the genre to new levels that perhaps ALL future superhero movies will be judged against. And FYI, before you say so, a "sequel" does not connotate unoriginalness. Empire Stikes Back and Godfather 2 both took the same characters and presented them in a new light to be wonderfully entertaining).
Shaun of the Dead (Um... a zombie romantic comedy, that works? Yeah, I'll call that original any day)
Napoleon Dynamite (I didn't see it, but everyone I know says it was a different movie than had been made in a long time)
Movies I personally loved (i.e. my opinion), but understand I may find no mass-critical acclaim for:
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
Mean Girls (seemed like yet another High School movie, but it surprisingly had a lot of heart, and great characters)
Hero (It just worked for me)
Team America: World Police (To me, it was the funniest film I had seen in years)
Harry Potter & Prisoner of Azkaban (Alfonso Cuarón made the best film in the series, so far - I'm really looking forward to 4 and 5)
Miracle (I never saw a movie before that I knew EVERYTHING that was going to happen, yet I was very excited and suspenceful in seeing it).
And I can only speculate, based on the flawless (or nearly flawless) directoral efforts of these directors that we have at least a few more gems coming out:
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (Wes Anderson is NOTHING if not original)
The Aviator (Maybe he'll finally get his oscar?)
Anyway, I didn't mean for this to sound mean-hearted. It's just that it's very common to hear this knee-jerk reaction to "today's (movies, television, culture, teenagers, music)" and forget that yes - a lot of trash comes out, but it does EVERY year. Be a half-full kinda person and treat yourselves to some of the wonderful new entertainment that came out this year.
Re:Why are we celebrating this? (Score:2)
This being Slashdot, and text being a rather lossy format when compressing sarcasm thereto, you may be trolling. If it is indeed a troll, I commend you, for its subtlety is unrivaled by all but the most accomplishe
Re:Why are we celebrating this? (Score:3, Interesting)
Oh look. A link -> http://www.davidlwolper.com/shows/details.cfm?sho w ID=276 [davidlwolper.com]
Re:Why are we celebrating this? (Score:2)
you're gonna be [high voice]dis-a-point-ted (Score:3)
But am I the only one who got a little Cat in the Hat vibe from the trailer?
You know, they'll feel the need to pep it up for today's hip, wired youngsters. You know, "I feel we should rastafy him by ... ten percent or so." Then throw in a bunch of pop-cultural references and jokes for the 'grown-ups' and presto! sucky movie.
Hollywood made an updated war of the worlds once (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Hollywood made an updated war of the worlds onc (Score:3, Interesting)
You'll get them. There are two War of the Worlds movies coming out. The other one from Pendragon Pictures will be set in the original book's setting.
I know what I'll be doing this weekend: retooling and reorganizing my War of the Worlds website [war-of-the-worlds.org]. Interesting that this Spielburg version is depicting the alien hand holding the Earth in a manner very reminiscent of the 1988-1989 season of the TV series.
I just wish I had a complete wor
No creativity (Score:5, Insightful)
that means:
Willy wonka....
War of the worlds...
Oceans 11..
Manchurian candidate.
Star Wars special editions.
While we are at it might as well remake casablanca.
And teen wolf.
Re:No creativity (Score:2)
Re:No creativity (Score:4, Funny)
And teen wolf.
SSsssshhh! You're going to give them ideas!
Movie Exec: I bet Keanu Reeves would be great for Rick's part!
Keanu: You'll, like regret it - maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but you'll be all like 'Whoa!'
noooooooooooooooo!
Re:No creativity (Score:2)
Re:No creativity (Score:3, Funny)
How can you remake Casablanca? The one starring Myra Dinglebat and Peter Beardsley was definitive!
"Of all the space bars on all the worlds you had to re-materialise in mine."
War of the Worlds has Tom Cruise (Score:5, Funny)
Re:War of the Worlds has Tom Cruise (Score:5, Funny)
oooohh snap! Take that dead L. Ron Hubbard!
I'm just not feelin' it... (Score:3, Insightful)
War of the Worlds, so far, looks like one worth checking out.
Re:I'm just not feelin' it... (Score:2)
Just shows how the original film adaption got the visuals pretty much spot on. As much as I like Burton's style I don't think (looking at the quick trailer) that he's added much. I guess he couldn't really use his dark style so much when creating the interior of a sweet factory.
Re:I'm just not feelin' it... (Score:3, Interesting)
Dahl's novels are all quite gloomy and Burton would seem to be the ideal director for such books, but I'll reserve judgement until I see the whole film. Burton does have a reputation for creating visually impressive "gothic" films which lack in other areas. At least he's converting an existing story.
Re:I'm just not feelin' it... (Score:2)
Re:I'm just not feelin' it... (Score:2)
Willy Wonka was a renegade Timelord (Score:2)
I've long felt that Willy Wonka was a renegade Timelord.
Look at the facts:
Goes to places nobody else has been, or even heard of.
Has access to technologies beyond everybody else's.
And you cannot tell me the WonkaVator wasn't just a modified Type 40 TT capsule.
Johnny Depp seems wrong for the part (Score:2, Informative)
Geoffrey Rush (Score:2)
direct .mov url (Score:4, Informative)
That's Chocolate Factory, fullscreen (Score:2)
Re:direct .mov url (Score:2)
It makes me want to just download the file in a loop all day. I wonder
I'll say it... (Score:2)
Marilyn Manson (Score:5, Informative)
No matter how flipped-ouyt this version looks, can you imagine one with Manson in it? That would have rocked. :)
Tim Burton has lost it (Score:5, Insightful)
How about this idea? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Tim Burton has lost it (Score:3, Insightful)
But "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory," the book, has plenty of weird and creepy and macabre and fantastical stuff; it's exactly Burton's kind of movie. Just because it's a remake doesn't mean it'll suffer the s
Re:Tim Burton has lost it (Score:3, Insightful)
The Planet of the Apes "reimagining" was craptacular indeed, but it wasn't a "Burton movie".
It was a studio movie, with a big name director. There is a difference. I can't tell how much of the crap was inserted forcibly by the execs and how much was due to Burton being drunk off his ass, but it stank of marketing drone influence.
If you haven't realised how
With this remake... (Score:2)
Johnny Depp (Score:5, Funny)
Brings an extra level of creepiness, donchathink?
Re:Johnny Depp (Score:3, Funny)
Does anyone else look at Depp and think, "Oh God, that's Michael Jackson!"
That was my first thought: "Holy fucking christ, it's Michael Jackson as Willy Wonka."
That's scary: A guy who looks like that inviting five lucky children to tour his "chocolate factory."
I read Charlie and the Chocolate Factory about 20 times as a kid. I don't remember picturing Willy Wonka as a Jackson-esque cross-dressing, psycho pedophile.
Burton's gone over the edge. His Planet of the Apes sucked huge mutant donkey ball
Re:Johnny Depp (Score:3, Funny)
That's scary: A guy who looks like that inviting five lucky children to tour his chocolate factory.
That's not so bad.
It's when he's "visiting" their "chocolate factory" that it gets scary
Chocolate Factory is Not a Remake (Score:5, Insightful)
So, I think it would be well advised for those of you looking to this movie in the hopes (or the fears) that it will be an updated Willy Wonka to attempt to forget about Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and instead view this movie as the screen adaptation of the book 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory'.
In fact, if I remember correctly, Roald Dahl was not happy with 'Willy Wonka', which I can understand since the book is incredibly darker than the movie.
Hopefully, with Burton directing, we can get a more faithful interpretation of the book that stays true to the dark material.
Straight from the book... (Score:5, Interesting)
From the trailer:
"No one would have believed in the early years of the twenty-first century that our world was being watched be intelligences greater than our own, that as men busied themselves about their various concerns, they observed and studied. With infinite complacency, men went to and fro about the globe, confident of their empire over this world. Yet, across the gulf of space, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic regarded our planet with envious eyes, and slowly and surely drew their plans against us."
And from the book:
No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinised and studied [...]. With infinite complacency men went to and fro over this globe about their little affairs, serene in their assurance of their empire over matter. [...] Yet across the gulf of space, minds that are to our minds as ours are to those of the beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely drew their plans against us.
I think that's pretty cool.
Re:Straight from the book... (Score:3, Informative)
The original book is available free on-line from The Gutenberg Project.
Has anyone else noticed? (Score:5, Interesting)
Not that it necessarily means anything...
Re:Has anyone else noticed? (Score:4, Funny)
It's a good thing the globe is rotated to show America - otherwise most of us American wouldn't recognize the planet that the alien is grasping.
Just kidding....
Original "Wonka" by Quaker Oats (Score:2)
Can the new version top the original, and capture more of the book's dark side? I suspect so... the picture on the Yahoo! site looks more like A Clockwork Orange than Benji, and the trailer looks deliciously dangerous.
Direct download (Score:3, Informative)
Burton's recent failures? (Score:2)
Like "Planet...", Wonka does not need a rewrite. It was made at a time that appreciated edgy, gritty films, not watered down pablum that is market tested and approved. The original planet was gruesome and horrifying, Burton's remake was a forgettable joke that focused on action and _completely_ missed what made the original horrifying.
I doubt Burton has the guts to make the ch
Changes in tone (Score:2)
Re: the Burton Chocolate Factory movie: Did I really just see an oompa loompa rock band breaking a guitar over an amplifier? Because I better not have fucking seen that, but I'm pretty sure I did.
WotW Fullscreen direct link (Score:3, Informative)
Have you watched the original recently? (Score:3, Insightful)
But as a movie? Can adults really stomach all the moralizing? Wait, time for a song about watching too much television! And here's one about chewing bubble gum! If Depp's version is going to cut back on that, and get back into the darker sequences like the boat ride, then I'd be all for it.
By the way, I think the poster looks too Clockwork Orange for me.
Running out of movie acronyms (Score:3, Interesting)
LOTR
FOTR
ROTK
ROTJ
WOTW
The movie acronym namespace is getting overcrowded! I predict that soon movies will start being made with FIVE words in the title, maybe by throwing an adjective or expletive into the mix. War of the Doggone Worlds.
Re:YAY!!! (Score:2)
Also, I like how you left out Planet of the Apes.
Re:YAY!!! (Score:2)
I guess... (Score:2)
Re:Oompa Loompa Crime Wave (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Oompa Loompa Crime Wave (Score:2)
Re:Oompa Loompa Crime Wave (Score:2)
Worse yet, they were discriminated and ostrasized simply because of the color of their skin.
Re:Compare to Original (Score:2, Informative)
That movie pissed me off to no end. I hope this one's better.
Re:Compare to Original (Score:4, Informative)
Yes, the book was about Virtue. Willie Wonka was looking for someone Good, displaying:
He found all of those things in Charlie. I always thought Wonka somehow knew Charlie would find the last ticket, and in fact the whole thing was a setup to test Charlie.
Re:Compare to Original (Score:4, Insightful)
I hardly think that Wonka is looking for someone "Good". He is looking for someone Gullible enough to take the fall when the SEC probe arrives.
yes (Score:2)
I'm sure you're not the ONLY one (Score:2)
He's made more than a few good movies, Blow, Dead man, etc etc..
He's by no means a talentless hack.
Re:What's the objection to the use of the word "an (Score:2)
Second of all, the comma is commonly used in journalism in place of "and." For example, "Man Shoots Wife, Self."
I normally don't discuss grammar and punctuation in threads, but every once in a while, the /. editors get something right.
Re:What's the objection to the use of the word "an (Score:2)
Go gripe at every newspaper in the world - don't they have the whole width of the page, too?
I'd feel sad for the newspaper that only had half a page or so to work with.
Re:What's the deal with Tim Burton?! (Score:4, Insightful)
You're on crack...
Batman
Batman 2
Sleepy Hollow
Nightmare Before Christmas
Ed Wood
Tim Burton gives us something different with every new movie. You may not like his style, but at least the guy comes up with original ideas...a wonderful break from Spielburg, Michael Bay, etc. It should say something that Johnny Depp signs on so often.