Open Letter to Doom Fans from Script Writer 120
HomeLAN has a reprint of a letter written by Doom movie script writer Dave Callaham. In it he (wittily) attempts to explain why the Doom movie is going to be so unlike the game, and what his role in the creation of the film has been. From his letter: "The screenplay I wrote DOES differ in a number of ways from the games. I want to be very honest and forthcoming in saying that, and I know that I won't make any friends amongst the fans of the game in doing so. But it should be mentioned that it was never the goal of anyone involved in this film, from myself and the producers to the studio to the guys at id, to make a direct film adaptation of the game(s)."
All he needs to do is make sure there are (Score:2)
Re:All he needs to do is make sure there are (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:All he needs to do is make sure there are (Score:2)
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And, if I recall, this film will have neither.
(Yeah, I should of just modded you as funny, but I don't have any points today. I can send you a free toaster however...)
Bad? (Score:2)
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marine guy
Changed to "SWAT team."
on planet
Changed to "facility on Earth."
that is taken over by demons
Changed to "overrun by zombies."
fights those demons
Again, changed to "fights zombies."
wins.
Well, this being Hollywood, at least the good guy will probably win. So overall, they've got about 1 out of 4 or 5, depending on how you count. Yes sir, only Hollywood could start with the simplest of plots for Doom and wind up with Resident Evil.
Re:Bad? (Score:1)
& you got modded up for it. nice to know the mods are awake.
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But since it's wins at the end, it's not! Even though it's full of zombies and SWAT in a sekret facility. Christ, I wish I had some of what Hollywood execs were smoking.
Not plot, SETTING. Big difference (Score:2)
If you don't know the doom setting I must express my sympaties with your relatives for you are braindead. Just in case you are one of the living dead however it is this. Marines on a mars research base overrun by demons from hell and humans possesed.
So there is indeed no plot to ruin. Doom3 has a plot but not the original 2 games. Basically it is shooting and at the end you shoot an awfull lot and close the gate.
So plenty of freedom to make almost any movie you want. Just as long as you set it on mars, ad
Re:Not plot, SETTING. Big difference (Score:2)
Summary: (Score:5, Informative)
The movie is called "Doom" solely to raise press awareness of what otherwise would be a non-event. Like "Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest," which had nothing at all to do with "Final Fantasy," but used the name as market leverage.
(Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest was the second worst game ever, aside from ET)
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On the other hand, as long as the movie involves lots of shooting revenants and the fat fireball guys with the double-barrel shotgun I'll consider it.
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Boohoo (Score:2)
Ehm? Wha?
So what is so "risky" about mars or marines? I can see demons upsetting some right wingers but they would be upset by anything. Hasn't stopped hollywood dealing with demons before.
So who exactly is stopping him. Who is funding the movie and why? I don't believe the hollywood wouldn't accept it
Re:Boohoo (Score:1)
he wrote the script. period. he's not funding it, he's not directing it, he's not producing it, he wrote it. that's it. he's not going to go "make it outside of hollywood" cause he's not trying to make it inside. in case you still don't get it....HE'S NOT MAKING IT. he's just a writer.
he never said that he wanted to make a movie that "were all supposed to be love as a true doom movie." he said he the script he wrote was the true doom movie in his mind. he even r
Re:Boohoo (Score:1)
1. Write Shitty Resident Evil Script
2. Change all 'Resident Evil' refs to 'Doom' refs.
3. Sell to Hollywood
4. Hide from pissed off fanbase
5. ???
6. Profit!!!
Re:Boohoo (Score:2)
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Still, though, this does nothing to rebuke the statement that the following items will be missing from Doom, the movie:
So, basic
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So yeah, it'll be some guy running around in the dark looking for the yellow key cinematic scenes of lava pits.
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You sound like a man who's never played Chubby Cherub.
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Mystic Quest was a very important game (Score:1)
To put it another way... (Score:1)
Direct Adaptations (Score:3, Informative)
Worse than Starship Troopers (Score:2)
Re:Worse than Starship Troopers (Score:2)
No, satirizing the book doesn't count as a good adaptation. In fact, despite a few action scenes, it was a lousy movie, and it's sad to think it might turn people away from the book, which was one of my all-time favorie reads.
Oblig. Penny-Arcade (Score:5, Funny)
Penny-Arcade on Doom Movie [penny-arcade.com]
Re:Franchise... (Score:1)
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It seems the popular way to go - SciFi did it with Legend of Earthsea...
Say huh? (Score:5, Insightful)
- virally-altered humans (i.e. zombies)
- not on Mars or its moons
- no hell demons
- SWAT team
If that's not a Resident Evil flick, I don't know what is.
Assume this is a real letter... (Score:2, Insightful)
Hmmm what themes are we looking at here:
Monsters
Violence
Weapons
My open letter to the scriptwriter (Score:4, Funny)
Re:My open letter to the scriptwriter (Score:1)
Enjoy your movie after it is finished, by yourself, in your room, and have your mother charge you $10 to enter for the viewing, because that will probably be the gross at the box office.
Oh boy. This guy is a scriptwriter? (Score:5, Insightful)
Doom 3 expands a bit on it by adding such nicesties as in game story to the mix. It adds a "bad guy" or something.
Now after years of talk someone is trying to turn the Doom game into a movie. We get a list of staff that belong neither on the A-list or the cult list. It screams direct-to-video.
Then all we hear is about things they are going to change. I could understand if this guy was a Steven Spielberg but surely he can't be that deluded? You are a nothing given a ready made universe. USE IT. MILK IT. We hear things like cost being bandied about but how expensive is a mars base anyway? Geez this is the age of CGI. Hell you got the sets in Doom3. Rerender and keep the shots very short. This guy is only showing how crap he is by complaing about budget. Exactly how much did the shot in Star Wars cost that firmly set luke on an alien planet? I am not a photographer but what is the cost of a double exposure nowadays? All you need for a mars exterior is a sand desert with a red filter. The BBC can do it for a docu/drama.
Now he is complaining that the fans are upset because he is taking all the doom out of doom. Note that he doesn't actually refute any of the changes that are rumored.
Learn something from better movie makers. learn something from every goddamn suckass bad game license movie that came before. You got a very simple frame work in wich you can make one hell of an action movie. All you need to do is have the hero be a marine, set it on mars and the bad guys are demons or possesed humans. The rest of the story is up to you. You can make it an alien or an aliens. You can make it pure horror or comedy. You can add a love interest JUST AS LONG AS IT IS ON MARS, HAS MARINES AND DEMONS.
What the fuck is this guy problem. I would very much like to know what the people at ID are thinking. Are they paid a huge amount for the license or have they never watched any of the other game license movies. I don't think a new Doom is planned so are they planning to really sink the license once and for all?
The guy seems to have a George Lucas attitude that the fans will just have to swallow what ever he makes. One problem George Lucas got big before his ego swelled. The current George Lucas has with the new star wars movies not repeated the success. The first three movies are a part of culture. The new ones are not. Just make a proper Doom movie then use your fame to make your virus swat team movie.
Oh well maybe Half-life will get a proper movie. Oh, they wanted a love interest for Freeman? Never mind.
Re:Oh boy. This guy is a scriptwriter? (Score:1)
do you know the meaning of the word scriptwriter?
he's not making the movie, he's not directing it, he's not producing it, he wrote it. period. you're write, he's not Speilberg & he's not Lucas. say it with me slowly, he's a w-r-i-t-e-r.
geesh, all he's saying is that you're right, the producers and directors are screwing it up, but he had little say in it. he's washing his hands of the matter if you will.
i remember back in the day when a little thing
Re:Oh boy. This guy is a scriptwriter? (Score:3, Insightful)
"I am pretty much solely responsible for that, since it was my pitch and my screenplay that got made."
He never wanted to make a Doom movie. He wanted to make a movie in the Doom universe.
It's like making a movie called "Marvel Universe" about a housewife's illicit love affair with her pool boy.
He's keeping the theme of the games minus the demons and minus Mars. So we'll get a Will Smith movie with a BFG thrown in. Good thing they're using the Doom license.
Re:Oh boy. This guy is a scriptwriter? (Score:1)
i remember back in the day when a little thing like vocabulary was taught in school.
Hilarity. I believe they also taught capitalization in school, but apparently you forgot that too."
lol, capitalization. spellling is such a minor inconvenience.
Re:Oh boy. This guy is a scriptwriter? (Score:1)
He's still attached to it, though, so he's just as responsible. By accepting that paycheck, he's basically going 'yeah, it's horrible they are doing this, but they are paying me a shitload of money. Oh well, how horrible of those evil hollywood.. oo, my check
Re:Oh boy. This guy is a scriptwriter? (Score:4, Interesting)
Ya but if Stephen Spielberg directed, he'd probably keep replacing the guns with a flashlight and distort id's original vision. Oh wait...
Really though, if I remember correctly, a significant part of Doom 2 took place on Earth. Considering that the budget might not allow for a Mars base without looking rediculously cheesy, a movie set on Earth would still be true to the original source even if it's not as cool. I haven't been following this movie though and it's not clear where it's being set, so whatever, I'm probably wrong.
Anyways, I think it's obvious what happened here. Resident Evil: Apocalypse just made a decent amount of money on a tiny budget and now some studio execs are trying to me-too themselves into the same situation. Consequentially, they're trying to reduce their investment risk by making it as close to RE as possible since that property has already shown success. You see it all the time in movies, like when they release a bunch of natural disaster movies within months of eachother. To these people, the Doom property isn't a story or a setting, it's a brand. They're hoping to make a quick buck on name recognition as Doom is a pretty famous gaming franchise. I'm guessing that any interest in actually keeping the Doom universe intact is peripheral at best and only exists to keep from alienating casual gamers.
Similarly, biological weapons and desease are in the news right now whereas demons erupting from Hell are not. If you're funding a movie that seems pretty shitty to begin with, it would probably be in your best interest to choose an antagonist that most represents your audience's fears even if that manifestation is pretty rediculous.
Doom 2's storyline (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Doom 2's storyline (Score:2)
Wouldn't D1 being on Mars and D2 being on Earth set things up nicely for a movie and its sequal?
Doom, the Movie: Bad-ass marine gets in a just dispute with a superior officer, and is exiled on a moon of Mars, where a corporation is performing experiments for the military in (what is rumored) teleportation.
Of course, bad things happen, and people end up dying, leaving only our hero left. (All of the above happens in the first ten or fifteen minutes of movie length.) Our hero then spends the next ha
Re:Doom 2's storyline (Score:2)
Make the first one on Earth with a main character that has a slightly different back-story and if it's successful, have him go to Deimos and Phobos with a bigger budget and face real monsters. All you need to know on Earth is that a portal from hell opened, they can slowly unravel that it started on Mars and set up what was Doom 1. If a third one gets made, then send him into hell for the final showdown. Then he can ge
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Re:Oh boy. This guy is a scriptwriter? (Score:1)
I, for one, was looking forward to the seeing the Big Fine Walkie-Talkie 9000 in action.
Not to mention the double-antenna walkie-talkie and the walkie-talkie launcher.
Re:Oh boy. This guy is a scriptwriter? (Score:1)
Let's not confuse "having balls" and "being a dick". Dave Callaham has balls. He had an idea, and he sold it. If the studios are being dicks for tearing it appart and disappointing you in the process, it's not his problem.
He still has the balls to stand up for himself and tell you what's what. But obviously, you and many others still feel co
Read between the lines (Score:2)
Remember, Giaman and Pratchett's Good Omens screenplay was sunk by insane story notes from an executive produce
Re:Read between the lines (Score:1)
"Puny Mortal! Bullets cannot hurt me. I am the SANDMAN!"
Nephilium
Re:Oh boy. This guy is a scriptwriter? (Score:1)
Seriously. Why don't they use a simple blue/green screen? 5-6 weeks into my (one day a week) TV Production I class we learned how to do blue screen effects, and it's nothing new in Hollywood.
All they need to do is build a nice interior of the Mars base set, which I assume they're doing with the Earth base, and just put a blue sheet around all of the windows. In post-production you can add
pfffff... (Score:1)
Nothing new from Hollywood here... (Score:2)
The "I, Robot" movie had very little to do with the book either. Yet more proof that Hollywood is creatively stagnant. Blade Trinity is a stinker as is Oceans 12. Bleh.
Re:Nothing new from Hollywood here... (Score:1)
The point is there has been a ton of crap this year (as every year) but there have also been plenty of excellent movies released this year if you look beyond the some of the popcorn flicks. I'd hope that anyone who cares a whit about creativity would not hold a sequel to a remake of what was originall
Re:Nothing new from Hollywood here... (Score:1)
I'll agree with you on Blade Trinity. I mean come on. A vampire Pomeranian and Triple H gets beaten up by Van Wilder. Whatever.
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As far as doom goes, why even make a movie? it's a ridculous plot that only serves to set up a game where you can use all kinds of cool weapons against hellish beings from a different dimension.
If they don't have Hell, or demons, or Mars, I at least hope they have explodi
Re:Nothing new from Hollywood here... (Score:2)
But at least it had robots.
Question then... (Score:1)
Re:Question then... (Score:2)
My favorite quote:
"Finally, to the fan that suggested I get an enema (ostensibly to clean out my head, I think): That was awesome."
Obviously... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Obviously... (Score:1)
No problems with this, but without all the elements that make up the narrative or are part of it like hell and demons and the subjective quality of what Doom used to release emotionally or otherwise, there really is nothing left of the original but the name.
In your quote he speaks about "game(S)". Doom x3 do not share lighting issue.
One could at least have tried to write an adequate representation of this game that defined so
Doom: The Movie: The Game (Score:3, Funny)
Then again, an fps wouldn't show off the lead actor, so it will probably be a straight platformer.
Re:Doom: The Movie: The Game (Score:1)
Re:Doom: The Movie: The Game (Score:1)
What do you mean? There's probably a picture of the player character (with all of that acting-ability glory!) in the status bar...
Why call it doom then? (Score:2)
When is Hollywood going to give us what we want?? Instead, we once again get a resounding "Fuck you".
Letter to parent (Score:2)
Re:Letter to parent (Score:1)
Eat shit and die, knobgobbler.
(sorry I couldn't resist.)
Re:Why call it doom then? (Score:2, Insightful)
Answer: Never. Because they say "Fuck you" and people still happily go and pay for it.
Until there is a universial "Fuck you" right back at them, why should they give us what we want?
Thanks for the honesty... and for saving me $12 (Score:1)
Re:Thanks for the honesty... and for saving me $12 (Score:2)
5 x nacho tubs, 3 family size sodas, 5 foot long hotdogs and 2 tubs of mega-sized popcorn swimming in butter?
Re:Thanks for the honesty... and for saving me $12 (Score:2)
I wanted to see a Doom movie, but i'm getting an average action movie with the Doom name plastered on it. No thanks.
PS, from the article...
"(someone out there on doomworld.com sure loved the idea of Howie Long as Doomguy
Sure just continue with yout script plan... (Score:2)
By the way Mr Callahan, obviously you dont care about fan complaints about your RE 28 day
Re:Be careful what you wish for (Score:2)
a) Demons from hell
b) Zombie headshots
c) Ultra-violence
d) Satanism/satanic symbolism
e) Absolutely no redeeming moral value
My god. Where is it showing? Tell me, for the love of god, TELL ME!!!! I need to see it!
Re:Be careful what you wish for (Score:2)
That sounds like it could make for a pretty wicked suspense film to me. Something like Alien but with different visuals and imagery.
Doom is all about the atmosphere, most of the levels in the older games focused more on approaching enemies than actually fighting them. For example, you'd always hear enemies in other roo
Re:Be careful what you wish for (Score:2)
at least they could put it on Mars, with space marines, uac, and demons from Hell! The only "redeeming" value of a "Doom" movie is that it at least have those things.
then again, Doom 3 has a great engine...why don't we just devote a section of /. to pounding out a script...we obviously can't do any worse! we can have some map modders create the sets and farm the reners out to the really geeky people with dual opterons and dual SLI'd 6800's... it would at least be "Doom on Doom"
Re:Be careful what you wish for (Score:2, Interesting)
But nobody would really expect a one person movie.
Maybe a group of scientists who need rescuing? Or how about some H. P. Lovecraftian myth. Maybe the eternal fight between good and evil? Many old concepts and cliches you could incorporate and maybe also some new things.
Take a look at Soldier, Pitchblack, Predator, Rambo, Octalus, Braindead, Screamers, Tremors, Ghosts Of Mars, The Thing, Bodysnatchers and so on.
They share common ground in which Doom would fit in.
Most of
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I'll say it again! (Score:2)
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BFG (Score:2)
Bio-Force Deal.
(Hint: this is a reference to the renaming of the BFG...)
I'm having childhood nightmares.... (Score:1)
Elvis (Score:2)
Call me a strange Doom fan, but my taste for giblets and hellspawn does not translate to the silver screen for me.
Direct Quote (Score:1)
Thats all I hear when I read this.
Such A Shame. A Darn Shame. (Score:2, Funny)
They try to make a movie about Doom, and they completely miss the point. They look at a game for inspiration and there's a perfectly good book. A TRILOGY. Forgotten. Prize-winning literature, forgotten.
And don't get me started on the comic. [doomworld.com]
Question for John Carmack (Score:2)
[I guess there's little chance of an answer, but I thought I'd throw it out there]
What's the problem? (Score:1)
Open Letter to Whisky Fans from Glenholwood (Score:2)
Sometime in the last week or so there was quite an uproar over the announcement of our latest DoomedWhisky product.
The DoomedWhisky produced does differ in a number of ways from our other very popular whiskies. I want to be very honest and forthcoming in saying that, and I know I won't make any friends amongst the fans of whisky in doing so.
But it should be mentioned that it was never the goal of anyone involved in DoomedWhisky to make i
They already have a Doom movie... (Score:2)
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Re:It better not be rated PG-13! (Score:2)