Porn Industry Mulls Next Generation-DVD 369
MBCook writes "ZDNet has an interesting article about how the porn industry might end up deciding the outcome of the HD-DVD/Blu-ray debate. One side likes the higher capacity of Blu-ray, while others like the lower costs of producing HD-DVDs. Manufacturing 11,000 titles a year, the industry would have a sizeable say in the debate."
eh? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:eh? (Score:3, Funny)
Blu-Ray vs. HD-DVD--what is the actual difference? (Score:5, Interesting)
So am I right in saying the only technical difference between each disc is that Blu-Ray holds more data and has twice the data transfer rate? Googling for actual differences between the two, beyond vague descriptions of "differing manufacturing processes," is difficult. Based on the assumptions above, Blu-Ray appears to be the superior format. I just want the absolute most superior movie format for posterity's sake.
When you get right down to it, which format is the best?
Re:Blu-Ray vs. HD-DVD--what is the actual differen (Score:3, Informative)
This should be fairly obvious... (Score:4, Funny)
Sorry, couldn't help myself.
They have porn on DVDs now? (Score:5, Funny)
I just thought it was all in the internet?
Re:They have porn on DVDs now? (Score:5, Insightful)
While porn is rampant on the Internet the movie side of it all (outside of empornium.us) is rather lame and expensive.
DVDs are available for a little money and you get quite a bit of longevity out of them (watching not necessarily anything related
Re:They have porn on DVDs now? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:They have porn on DVDs now? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:They have porn on DVDs now? (Score:3, Informative)
Shows.
Demo of -other- technology than the AV running the display, also scientific presentations. Also educational.
Security, monitoring
News/Live.
Re:They have porn on DVDs now? (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, you must be buying the good porn off the top shelf. The ones from the discount $5.99 bin barely have usable menus, missing soundtracks... or... um that's what I hear...
Re:They have porn on DVDs now? (Score:3, Informative)
Re:They have porn on DVDs now? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:They have porn on DVDs now? (Score:3, Informative)
#!/bin/bash
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mkdir "thumbs$count"
cd "thumbs$count"
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if [ $x -lt "10" ]; then
wget "http://www.my-thumbs.com/ne-$count/0$x.jpg"
else
wget "http://www.my-thumbs.com/ne-$count/$x.jpg"
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let "x += 1"
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Re:They have porn on DVDs now? (Score:3, Informative)
Re:They have porn on DVDs now? (Score:4, Funny)
You mean in the privacy of a professional movie set. :)
Ah vice (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Ah vice (Score:5, Insightful)
"You can believe that when we have fully tactile 3d VR, we'll have it because the porn industry paid for it"
Re:Ah vice (Score:2)
"You can believe that when we have fully tactile 3d VR, we'll have it because porn consumers paid for it."
The porn industry picks technologies but it's their customers who have to buy the new ____ players to see the latest and greatest.
Re:Ah vice (Score:2)
"You can believe that when we have fully tactile 3d VR, we'll have it because porn industry funded its developement."
Re:Ah vice (Score:5, Interesting)
When archiologists dig up ancient sites, they often find small fired-clay figurines of naked women with exagerated primary and secondary sexual characteristics.
Due, I presume, to the need to be published in sober journals, these are usually described as religious totems etc.
However, ISTM this is the earliest example we have of technology being driven by porn.Just imagine some neolithic teenager making clay wank-material and looking for some way to make them survive his sweaty little grip... And ceramics were born.
Re:Ah vice (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Ah vice (Score:4, Funny)
I don't remember all the details but I do remember that they had dug up what were obviously wooden dildos. However, when they were discovered the attitude was that they just could not be dildos, so for a long time they were classified as 'arrow straighteners'.
I'll never forget the picture of the large double ended arrow straightener the lecturer showed us next.
11000? (Score:4, Insightful)
Did I just watch the wrong ones and miss those that are actually entertaining (in whatever way)?
Re:11000? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:11000? (Score:4, Interesting)
Personally, I had to recall the exact time offset and rewind to there so my parents wouldn't pop in the tape and it be in a different spot (call me paranoid). They never caught me on that. But (as Chris Rock has alluded to), I did leave it in the VCR one day.
Alas.
Re:11000? (Score:3, Funny)
Every VCR I've had automatically rewound to the point where the tape was when it was inserted if you hit the rewind button.
I guess porn drove that innovation too
Re:11000? (Score:5, Funny)
Turning it off after the first 4 minutes isn't a failure of the porn, it's lack of stamina.
Re:11000? (Score:2)
Re:11000? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:11000? (Score:5, Funny)
Back in the day when we were boys we had one (1) playboy for the whole neighborhood.
And we were grateful.
Re:11000? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:11000? (Score:5, Funny)
You had paper??
We lied down on the grass, looking up at the clouds and imagining they were in sexual positions...
Re:11000? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:11000? (Score:4, Insightful)
maybe you should have spanked the monkey instead of trying to find the plot(unless you were watching some crazy 70's porn flicks, like alice in wonderland and such)? they're made for masturbating, cheap modern whores so to speak. if you were just watching them with your hands on the table you were doing it wrong, sorry.
this is not a troll, it's the truth. that's why porn is so popular.
Re:11000? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:11000? (Score:2, Informative)
No, I'm bi. And for what it's worth, there's tons of gay porn out there, too - go check, and you'll see for yourself. 11000 titles a year does not equal 11000 heterosexual/lesbian titles a year (BTW, am I the only one who thinks it's funny that the stereotypical macho hates gays but likes to watch porn involving two women?)
Re:11000? (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:11000? (Score:5, Insightful)
Especially the five different prison escapees who show up in every straight mainstream porno. They are hairy and flabby and covered with tatoos.
Why? Because straight guys are comfortable with that.
Don't ask me why straight guys are OK with that one camera angle where the camera is pointed straight up between the guy's legs while he's going at it with a bored, plastic blonde, so that all you see is fat, hairy man ass. Is there a straight guy somewhere who wants to see that?
I have observed that the guys in gay movies (or at least the box covers) or European films tend to be a lot better looking (fit, less hairy etc). Still look like prison escapees, but maybe not the maximum security wing.
Anyway, the straight guy watches a couple girls and can have the fantasy that "Gee, all they REALLY need is a man."
Which is the kind of thing that will make an actual lesbian laugh out loud.
And for the record, I don't think anyone watches all 11,000 titles, but someone with a real interest in any particular subject matter can probably see all of the couple dozen titles related to that fetish that are released in a given year. I do pretty well with mainstream feature releases from Vivid, Wicked, VCA, Adam & Eve et al.
Re:11000? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:11000? (Score:3, Informative)
What's even funnier is that movies with lesbian scenes (or even lesbian-only) are categorized as "straight" while it only takes two guys making a little kiss during a MMF-threesome to get it categorized as "bi".. *sigh*
Re:11000? (Score:3, Funny)
Wal-mart shoppin' red-state values voter thinks homosexuality = bad, but girl-on-girl porn = good.
If history is any guide.... (Score:2)
Then again, 20 extra gigs of "Twin Peaks" sounds awfully compelling...
Jerry
http://www.syslog.org/ [syslog.org]
Finally a voice of reason (Score:5, Insightful)
Why did VHS win and Betamax fail? Some people (including me) argue that the biggest reason is that all th eporn was available on VHS. Wasn't there a statement against porn from the betamax people?
Which industry was the only industry for a long time acually delivering profits selling stuff on the web during a time when all other industries promised a lot but only delivered losses?
And remember the multiple-angle button on the DVD players? Who really thinks that this button was designed for the sports industry?
I think the article hits the nail right on the head. The porn industry will decide which format will be used.
Re:Finally a voice of reason (Score:2)
Re:Finally a voice of reason (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Finally a voice of reason (Score:2)
Re:Finally a voice of reason (Score:5, Interesting)
Print, phone sex lines, cinemas, VCRs, dvd players... you name it, the porn industry is making money off of it long before anyone else is.
I have heard it argued that the reason HDTV hasn't taken off as quickly as expected is because porn just can't stand up to such high quality images. Those 'perfect' bodies show their many flaws when displayed under high definition, and for most porn 'connaisseurs' , that ruins the fantasy aspect. If ms. X suddenly has zits all over her ass and acne scars on her face, it just ain't that sexy anymore.
Whether that's true or not, i've no idea. But it's food for thought.
Re:Finally a voice of reason (Score:5, Interesting)
Although it kills me to post a serious reply in this article, I will only remind you that by far the largest and fastest growing porn segment is amateur porn. And when I say amateur, I don't mean a bunch of lipstick lesbians in a film collective that are making their own films. These girls are often the ones you might casually pass on the street, and the reason you pass them is because there is nothing worth stopping for. The idea that consumers who already like watching such porn would be offended by seeing the flaws in all their glory seems a bit suspect.
Re:Finally a voice of reason (Score:5, Interesting)
There's a diffence between appreciating porn featuring non-models and liking porn that features dumpy acne-riddled women with cellulite.
Most people who like amateur porn probably like it for its "girl-next-door" feel. The myth of amateur porn is that they're completely genuine and are probably so horny that they would have let themselves be photographed for free, just to get off on the idea of men watching them. In a sense, professional models are both more powerful (as they are seen as being in control of their sexuality, as this is their full time career) and more objectified (they are appreciated only for their physical appearance, and not who they are as people). Amateur models are seen as less empowered (they are often depicted as being approached, unawares, by men with cameras who are able to "trick" them into being captured on film; although both models and amateurs are doing it for the money, the money becomes more apparent with the amateurs and is generally framed in language of "supporting" the amateur [often in her pursuit of a college degree]) and yet more personified (on many sites, the section where the amateur keeps a journal, diary, or an online forum is very popular).
So the difference between the two types of porn is more on personality than on physicality. I think the expectation would be that you still expect physcial perfection from both parties. And remember: there's plenty of people with "plump" fetishes. I don't think there's many people with "bad skin" fetishes.
Ugh. Nevermind [livejournal.com]
Amatuers popular because it seems real (Score:3, Interesting)
This went on until the women ALL had "perfect" (if often cartoonish) breasts, all the men had huge cocks and could cum like a fire
Re:Finally a voice of reason (Score:3, Informative)
My 65" HDTV shows me wayyyy too much detail at times, and it's a turn off. Stretch marks, surgery scars, acne, razor burns... it's not stuff you want to see in high definition. And for some reason the directors still love their closeups.
If you're watching DVD's on a 27" or smaller television, it's not the same as a 65" HDTV. Seriously.
Re:Finally a voice of reason (Score:3, Insightful)
Certainly porn was available as well. But I doubt your typical video shop was ever renting more than a few porn films a week compared to dozens of copies of Rocky, Terminator, Tron, The Breakfast Club, Wierd Science, Top Gun, etc, etc. And Betamax screwed up by not getting films from the major studios, so they cut themselves out of the top-blockbusters-on-video market, which was where most people agree the VHS-versus-Betamax
Re:Finally a voice of reason (Score:4, Informative)
According to a former girlfriend, who worked for an independent video store, porn accounted for over 50% of their rentals. The other half was mostly niche/non-mainstream stuff which Blockbuster didn't have a good selection of -- anime, arthouse stuff, and foreign films.
Before Blockbuster opened, people would come in and get a "regular" movie or two, and maybe a porno. After Blockbuster opened, the customres would just get the porn, because they were getting the new releases at Blockbuster (and blockbuster doesn't rent porn).
It's hard for an independent to compete on new releases, when BB is getting 50+ copies of every movie [at a hefty discount] and the independent can afford maybe 5 copies [at full price].
A Perfect product... (Score:2)
Which industry was the only industry for a long time acually delivering profits selling stuff on the web during a time when all other industries promised a lot but only delivered losses? [...]The porn industry will decide which format will be used.
Yah, porn comes pretty close if you watch out for silly Tennesee postmasters.
Re:Finally a voice of reason (Score:3, Interesting)
Some other notes. When the LaserDisc was supposed to be the next 'big thing' the company that created the technology (Pioneer perhaps) refused to license the mastering tools to the porn industry, thus killing the format.
When Sony and the other partners came up with DVD, the first high-end duplication machine (and licensing deal) in the United States was with Vivid Video. Thus ensuring the success of the format.
Re:Finally a voice of reason (Score:2)
Re:Finally a voice of reason (Score:5, Insightful)
Tip to moderators: It isn't +1 Insightful if everybody has been saying that for a long time.
Re:Finally a voice of reason (Score:3, Insightful)
When they want to sell the DVD player, they talk about that button a lot, but I've yet to find a use for it... Are there really movies that offer multiple angles? Which ones (both porn and non-porn)? I never, ever saw a multiple-angle enabled movie (or never noticed it...).
Funny in a way. (Score:2)
Re:Funny in a way. (Score:2)
It just doesn't make sense when you think about it...
Re:Funny in a way. (Score:5, Insightful)
But it's not only production...
Remember "Morrowind?" There was a character named Crassius Curio, a lord with taste for earthly deligts. He wasn't a very demanding master. His tasks were quite simple. "Take off all your clothes and show yourself to uncle Crassius." Menawhile other "lords" demanded assassination of competitors, mugging people, blackmail, requested bribes, wanted betrayal and all kind of such filth. Now visit Morrowind forums and look up for threads "most hated NPC". Of course harmless Crassius is far in front of the list and many people boast how they sneakily murdered him or what tortures would they want to apply to him.
It's scary how activity of destroying life is more accepted that creating it, and how strong hipocrisy makes otherwise harmless (unless of course taken over by the crime organizations, i.e. because of the reputation) porn industry "the devil".
Probably if it wasn't treated as such "sneaky back door" stuff, all the wrongs (rape, slavery, violence) could be fought better too.
Re:Funny in a way. (Score:2)
All the details? (Score:2, Funny)
Betamax (Score:5, Informative)
Betamax superior ? Common misconception! (Score:5, Informative)
The article has several good points, although it's sometimes hard to tell what can be attributed to hindsight and what can't. Anyhow I think it's safe to say that "Betamax > VHS" is a huge oversimplification.
Creativity in porn...? (Score:2)
These guys are creative geniuses. Who'd of thought of that? MORE camera angles. What a clever way to fill up that extra space.
Re:Creativity in porn...? (Score:2)
Well, the multi-angle feature in the DVD spec seems to have been used in two ways -- commentaties to show the way the film was built, and porn.
I'm sure there are ligitimate uses of multi-angles.
Re:Creativity in porn...? (Score:3, Funny)
AGGGH. STRUGGLING...
Must not... take... bait...
Maybe (Score:2, Funny)
Porn has always played a big role in technology... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Porn has always played a big role in technology (Score:2, Funny)
I'm looking forward to multiple commentary tracks, from the producer/director and the actors.
"This montage here is homage to Eisenstein's battle on the frozen lake in Alexander Nevsky, and the backdoor finale ev
Choice quote (Score:2, Funny)
The "mainstreamifcation" of pr0n (Score:4, Funny)
<ObSimpsons>
Marge: "Fox turned into a hard-core porn network so gradually, I didn't even notice!"
</ObSimpsons>
Lame ass format war (Score:2, Insightful)
At that rate, even if there are all in
More isn't always better (Score:5, Insightful)
Second, the vast majority of porn actresses are NOT that good looking. Sure they look somewhat OK on DVD, but once you put them on HD you'll start noticing the grotesque flaws, e.g., surgical scares.
Re:More isn't always better (Score:5, Funny)
choice quote (Score:2)
It's not the size of the say of the debate, it's how fast you can mass produce those discs. DISCS, perv.
disks, broadband, and e-commerce too (Score:2)
Betamax lost out because of this... (Score:2, Interesting)
I'd put my money on good enough and cheap (Score:2)
Even on a fancy LotR style DVD set, you could just go to multiple disks. This would cost more, but its on a more expensive product. Lower costs on cheap products make a huge difference in profitab
It's not the porn industry (Score:4, Insightful)
I know this post comes off as porn bashing, but let's not give those guys (and girls) too much credit. They saw an opportunity and seized it. Same with mass spammers. They aren't trying to ruin the Internet, but where there's a buck to be made...
Re:It's not the porn industry (Score:3, Insightful)
The porn industry faces an uphill battle when it comes to distribution, and is unhappy about this. The mainstream movie industry only cares about keeping the level of control it currently enjoys.
No wonder Hollywood is scared to death of p2p, but San Fernando lives with it.
Porn embraced video tapes because customers felt e
Re:It's not the porn industry (Score:5, Insightful)
To be a little more precise, in the US capitalism is the economic vehicle that the porn industry and the military industrial complex are driving to reach higher technology. Capitalism is a nice theory, but it requires money to actually make it work. That money comes from Ron Jeremy and Donald Rumsfeld. (Never thought you'd see those two in a sentence next to each other, did you?)
Without assigning any moral judgment to porn (or the military, for that matter), I simply state that those two industries contribute the largest amount of money to new technology development.
"Obscene Profits: Entrepeneurs of Pornography" (Score:3, Interesting)
It's interesting to see the HDDVD/BluRay discussion in some longer-range historical light.
-Mark
The winner will be... (Score:4, Funny)
If you want to get an idea of just how big porn is (Score:3, Informative)
Oh baby, yes,..make more movies! Yes, yes, oh yes!!!!!....<CIGARETTE>puff</CIGARETTE>
Blu-Ray RECORDS! (Score:2, Interesting)
This quote kills me (Score:3, Funny)
From a porn store clerk's POV... (Score:5, Interesting)
There is no reason for them embrace this new technology until it becomes mainstream and cheap. So few movies make use of the multiple camera angles , and those that do cost $59.99 (retail mind you.) They're the Jenna Jameson or (insert some triple implanted face lifted ugly skank here) movie where she's not even doing another guy, it's all solo vibrator stuff.
If they need to put more content on there, they just put it on another DVD fairly cheaply, then hike the price up a lot. The Fashionistas was some glamourous production, coming on 4 discs. Yes, 4 discs. Just like LotR, 2 discs were movie, 1 was extra crap you'd never watch, and 1 was more extra crap you'd never watch. $79.99 retail. It's about the only movie I've seen use multiple disks for actual content that wasn't just cuts of other movies.
Most movies that are over 60-90 minutes are just a bunch of cuts from other movies, some huge 8 hour montage.
Not to mention bondage, those movies are a total of 30 minutes. That's it.
$29.99 - $39.99 is the selling point price it seems for most profit. Hell, we'd sell movies we bought for $1.50 for $39.99 and people would buy them. Want to make some money? Open an adult bookstore. They raked in about $20K net profit... net... per month.
I highly doubt they'll use the extra capacity to make a longer movie, or even put in extra angles, or much of anything else. They will move to the next gen format only when other people are using it enough to make profitable to them.
Why?
They are already making a lot of money without using next gen discs, without putting in extra content, and without putting in extra angles. All this is fluff that people do not care about, they just want to buy some movie that has a picture of a goat on the front.
Yes, true story... some man wanted to rent a movie that said "Explicit material" on the front and had a picture of a goat. He asked me at least 10 times if they had sex with the goat in it, and each time I assured him it was illegal and there would be no animal sex of any kind in it. After all this, he rents it anyways just to make sure.
f-ing sick. I'll spare you some of the more graphic stories, but let me tell you... nothing makes you more apathetic for humanity that working in a pr0n store for almost three years.
Re:From a porn store clerk's POV... (Score:4, Funny)
And it was MAGNIFICENT!
Re:From a porn store clerk's POV... (Score:5, Informative)
Prime example of scum:
4:00 am in the morning, customer walks in, browses movie boxes in another room. Nothing unusual, men will spend hours picking out porn. 5:30 am, I look at the camera, see the person looking behind him. Suspicious activity, no one looks around unless they are trying to be secretive.
I walk back there quietly, the man is wearing sweat pants with his hand in there, while looking at a movie box with the other hand.
I say, "Excuse me, you're going to have to leave."
His response, "What?"
I then say, "Your hand is in your PANTS. You have to leave." At the time of me saying this, his hand was still there.
He pulls it out, walks into the other room with the mags and such, goes to look at a magazine as I say, "I'm going to call the police unless you leave."
On his way out, he says to me rather angrily, "You shouldn't be looking at guys dicks anyways."
I respond, "Well, maybe you shouldn't be wacking off in the store anyways, get the f*** out."
Apparently he was rather pissed I didn't let him finish up or something.
So... tell me the last time you wacked off in a pr0n store to some boxes. Now that's scum to me.
11,000 titles a year? (Score:3, Interesting)
I notice they are not too concerned about so-called piracy, and are still profitable. Or at least if they are annoyed, they havent gone public like the other members of the entertainment industry.
Another viewpoint (Score:4, Insightful)
I think the porn industry will have little or no influence on this fight. Unlike with Betamax/VHS, the porn producers already have a cheap, ubiquitous format, and there's no way that porn is stretching the limits of DVD.
I think computer users will influence the decision. Given a penny or two's difference in medium cost, a computer user will most likely opt for the bigger storage medium. I doubt many will have any qualms about a $50 difference between a Blu-Ray-ROM and a HD/DVD-ROM, considering the huge size difference. A number of game companies are already endorsing Blu-Ray, because they have no problem packing in extra content (the game itself and associated media, possibly in many resolutions, artwork, story boards, sound files, desktop themes etc. etc.).
The entertainment industry is leaning towards HD/DVD for the moment, but I think that the sheer volume of Blu-Ray discs that computer users would consume (movie consumers don't buy stacks of 100 discs at a time) would force the price down to compete or beat HD/DVD. The entertainment insudtry would probably have to follow the crowd, assuming they don't jump on the bandwagon early. The porn industry would probably follow later.
Many people are aware that the porn industry has been a major driving force in the adoption of new entertainment technologies. However, the next-gen DVD isn't exactly a new technology per se, it's just an upgrade to an existing technology. It offers pretty much nothing new to porn producers except more space, which they don't need. DVD's already have scene-selection, menus, multiple angles, soundtracks, etc. What really does the next-gen format have to offer?
Yup. (Score:3, Funny)
I concur.
11,000 Titles a year? (Score:3, Funny)
Holy Coitus Interuptus, Batman! I'm not amazed at the volume as much as I as am amazed about the creativity behind actually titling that many porn movies.
I imagine a brain storming session migh go like this:
"Bob, what do we have for this week?"
"Well, Tony, we have 4 girl on girl releases, 2 double penetration features, 3 gay features, and a couple of light one-on-one featurettes for cable."
"What are we going with?"
"Glad you asked, Tony. Right now, we've got Hair Pie Tango II, Bushmasters, Vagitarians from Outer Space, and Lesbian Luau; for the 2 on 1s, we have Git-R-Done and Heads or Tails?; for the gay demographics, we've got Mandango, Cock-A-Doodle-Doo, and Bunghole Burglars III. For the cable features, we're going with Flesh Fetish and Return to Blue Lagoon II.
"Great. We'll get 'em to graphics for the cover design and then send over to marketing..."
Re:Creative Expression (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Creative Expression (Score:2)
People have such strange fetishes.
Re:Creative Expression (Score:3, Funny)
Oh so you like German porn?
Re:ROCKED BY RAPE (Score:2)