Fantastic Four Teaser Trailer 304
Brian Renner writes "20th Century Fox will debut the teaser trailer for Fantastic Four , on January 14th, before theatrical screenings of Elektra. Only moviegoers attending Elektra showings will get this first look at Fox's epic incarnation of Marvel's first family of comic superheroes."
And... (Score:5, Funny)
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Well... (Score:5, Funny)
Soon we will see... (Score:5, Funny)
A classic group of beloved superheroes -OR- A nice set of...
well, nevermind, I think you all know where I'm going with this.
not mutually exclusive (Score:2)
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Re:let me chnage that a bit.. (Score:2)
Dear god no... (Score:5, Insightful)
Jessica Alba may be a fine piece of ass, but she is totally wrong for this film, as is the rest of the cast.
I almost wish this Hollywood comic book phase was over so they'd stop fucking with my childhood heros.
Re:Dear god no... (Score:5, Funny)
Jessica Alba may be a fine piece of ass, but she is totally wrong for this film, as is the rest of the cast.
Feh, speak no ill of Lady Jessica! Her lovely ass may embrace any motion picture that she chooses. She could have been cast as Winston Churchill and I'd still pay to see it.
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Jessica Alba is hot as a brunette, but Susan Storm is a blonde, and I don't think Alba can pull off blonde well. However, Michael Chiklis as Ben Grimm and Julian McMahon as Dr. Doom look like good matches to me. As for the rest, I'm not really familiar with them, so I couldn't really say.
Re:Dear god no... (Score:3, Insightful)
Please oh please don't try to make it dead set serious.
Re:Dear god no... (Score:3, Informative)
There're some stills here [superherohype.com]. Mr Fantastic at least looks too young, he should be mid 30s at least, he was a patriarchal figure. And I never recognised Jessica as a blonde....
Re:Dear god no... (Score:2)
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The Thing's left hand seems to be separating from his arm.
Lousy costume. Doesn't look near beefy enough to be the thing. The probably should have CGI'ed him. Original Look [marvel.com]
And someone needs to tell Jessica to stand up straight. A superhero needs to have at least a little athletic look to them.
Re:Dear god no... (Score:2, Funny)
Suit yourself. I'd fuck with Jessica Alba any day of the week.
Re:Dear god no... (Score:5, Interesting)
I can only guess that you live in a country/region where for some odd reason Marvel didn't ship as many F.F. comics as thier other lines.
Kinda wierd idea though considering it was a pretty important title. It was the FF the got Marvel back into the Super Hero bussiness in the early 60's, they had gone to monster/horror type stuff when the superhero comics became on of the 'satan worshiping/mind controll/reason teenagers behave like teenagers' things of thier time (much (A)D&D of the 80's or rock and roll, etc.)
To give you a clue to the FF's influence I suggest you look at both Darth Vaders outfit and Dr. Victor Dooms outfit, then consider Dr. Doom predates Darth Vader by over a decade.
Here's an interesting page google turned up: http://www.toonopedia.com/fant4.htm [toonopedia.com].
Mycroft
Re:Dear god no... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:don't mind me: just being pedantic... (Score:2)
On the set video (Score:3, Informative)
Re:On the set video (Score:2)
I won't say much more for fear of spoilers.
Can't view it in firefox (Score:2)
*sigh*
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I can hardly wait! (Score:5, Funny)
Nothing at all like a weaker version of The Incredibles.
Re:I can hardly wait! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I can hardly wait! (Score:2)
Sure the father's power was kinda stupid, but really you had to have a villian that give the Hulk a run for his money. Unless you wanted a crappy villian with the ability to make people rationally discuss their differences, using a gamma mutant wa
Soooo. (Score:5, Interesting)
Scenario A) People who want to see the trailer will force themselves to go see Elektra, which they had no interest in before, only because Fox is so desperate to make some money on Elektra that they would go so far as to try to deny the power of the internet.
Scenario B) There will be a torrent posted here in 3...2...1...Who knows, we might end up with a torrent to the entire movie here before it has even been completed. Thus is the power of the internet.
Wing Commander : The Phantom Menace (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Soooo. (Score:2)
whoah, Mr. Rental flashback...
Dark Helmet: How could there be a cassette of Spaceballs-the Movie. We're still in the middle of making it.
Col. Sandurz: That's true, sir, but there's been a new breakthrough in home-video marketing.
Dark Helmet: There has?
Col. Sandurz: Yes. Instant cassettes. They're out in stores before the movie is finished.
--trb
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Sounds good, but... (Score:2)
I swear, they're just doing something right with Spiderman [dimspace.com]. Even X-Men was just OK, I thought. Even the off-beat comics-to-movies (Ghost World [dimspace.com], American Splendor) really only have appeal to total afficianados.
I'm certainly looking forward to Sin City, tho. Maybe there'll be an adaptation of some of the more oddball comic
Re:Sounds good, but... (Score:3, Insightful)
I must admit that Sin City is one of the few upcoming "comic book adaptations" that I'm actually contemplating seeing. Most everything else looks to be drivel in the same mould as Daredevil and Hulk. Comic book based films haven't generally proved to be as bad films based on computer games, but they do seem to do a fine job of butchering them none the less. The problem mostly seems to be that the filmmakers don't seem to get the comics - they seem to presu
Re:Sounds good, but... (Score:2)
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I'm actually hoping they've messed with the story to make the character a yank, just so Mr. R does not attempt an english accent again.
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Wait, wasn't that the trip into space with half of Marveldom? Where everyone was transported to some weird planet to fight in that tournament and Spidey gets the black costume? Or am I mixing storylines up? It's been a long time (I stopped collecting mid-80's).
-chris
Re:Sounds good, but... (Score:2)
1. Use something else (war on terror?) to take its place.
2. Set the story back during the cold war.
3. Ignore the serious cold war themes entirely.
IMHO, Options 1 and 3 will ruin the movie. I like Option 2 but that's going to bring up parts of the 70's and 80's that are not glamorized today (i.e. There isn't an "I Love the Cold War"). This would mean that either the majority of the younger au
All I can say is... (Score:2)
But so far, the movies with some variation of the word "man" in the title have only done well. So, like even numbered Star Trek movies, only expect Marvel films to be good if they contain "man" or "men" in the title.
But there is always an exception (for example, Star Trek: Nemesis wasn't that great). Maybe the exception will be the Fantasic Four movie. Or maybe they can rename it, "Three Fantasic Men, and one Fantastic Woman."
Or maybe I'm a freak. Just please, please don't suck.
Re:All I can say is... (Score:2)
Sounds like it would be awesome, if you are into "adult" films.
Re:All I can say is... (Score:5, Funny)
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Or does this only apply to Marvel characters?
Re:All I can say is... (Score:2)
Hahahahahhahaa! Whew! Yeah that's one way to put it. Come on it had a gay, goth, romulan cloned Picard! So you can either herald it as one of the greatest bad movies of all time or you state that it should have never been made.
I see no middle ground here.
heh (Score:4, Insightful)
Shades of "Meet Joe Black"? (Score:4, Insightful)
And Elektra is GREEK! Geez.
The humanity! (Score:4, Interesting)
I find it inexplicable that movie producers don't let their trailers out into the wild of the Internets. If you want to put movie trailers on your website, you have to go through this incredible rigmarole - in Australia you have to purchase a license from APRA (the Australian Performing Rights Associaton), and then obtain permission from the owner/distributor of the movie to make their trailers available (legally).
When you consider that these things are essentially glorified ads, then it is somewhat irksome.
Elektra = Catwoman 2 (Score:2, Insightful)
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So who plays Galactus? (Score:5, Funny)
(Yes, I am joking... I'm usually PC, but I'm just looking for an excuse to peddle the idea of Al Franken as Galactus.)
Re:So who plays Galactus? (Score:4, Funny)
http://www.e-sheep.com/rusheats/000.html
Re:So who plays Galactus? (Score:3, Interesting)
Actually, believe it or not, The Thing [onthemedia.org] is Jewish. (Another article. [forward.com])
Re:So who plays Galactus? (Score:2)
I'm no longer going to try and calm my self by binging on planets. I know I've done that before, but that's okay, because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and, doggonit, people like me
Re:So who plays Galactus? (Score:2)
Re:So who plays Galactus? (Score:2)
Well, Eartha Kitt played Catwoman on Batman in 1967, and she's black. So a black Catwoman isn't unheard of, or a new development.
Re:So who plays Galactus? (Score:2)
Well, that's just it. Most of X-Men's popular characters have well defined backgrounds. To be portrayed convincingly, you'd need an actor that can plausibly appear to have the same background: Nightcrawler would have to look like someone from central Europe (probably white; Storm would have to pass for Egyptian (probably black
Four (Score:4, Funny)
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This is Slashdot where professional help is always available. Which design pattern in particular you need help with?
Oh, not that kind of help ...
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I dunno... (Score:3, Interesting)
Yeah, I know... Canned ideas mean more $$$$.
Still, can't they just leave some things be?!
I'm honestly torn about this.
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I remember seeing a poster for it for sale in some comic book shop or other, back in college, and the fella had talked about how rare it was but how it had no real value because no one seemed to want it. Said the flick was directed by Roger Corman (which is incorrect, as he o
Re:I dunno... (Score:2)
I won't be satisfied until I see 'Secret Wars' and 'Crisis Of Infinite Earth' on the big screen.
Re:I dunno... (Score:2)
That would be nice, but where are we going to find a time machine to take us back to 1945?
It certainly bears mentioning (Score:5, Informative)
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Re:It certainly bears mentioning (Score:2)
Do you know if this is online anywhere?
4 bad signs regarding this movie (Score:2, Interesting)
The problem isn't that they're shooting in Vancouver - it's that they're using it yet again to stand in
Re:4 bad signs regarding this movie (Score:2)
I saw a NYC garbage truck, and NYC police car, flipped on it's back, all beat up.
They'd also added a fake subway entrance (it looked way too small), and changed some signage on some shops.
Unfort, Vancouver does look quite different from New York; I remember seeing Ebert review one of the first Jackie Chan movies that made it over here, an
Watch the SuperBowl for the Marvel-Visa ad... (Score:2)
"The Avengers can't worry about cash when they're fighting Ultron, so under his shield, Captain America carries the Visa Check Card. Because when Thor wants warm mead, the Broom Street Bar will take reservations, but they won't take American Express".
Re:Watch the SuperBowl for the Marvel-Visa ad... (Score:2)
So Shellhead whipped out his Avengers No-Limit Platinum card (issued to members by super-rich-guy Tony "Iron Man" Stark, of course) and muttered "I think I'll BUY this place."
Mirror Anyone? (Score:2)
I can't wait to see elektra (Score:2)
I'm seeing an oscar contender shaping up here...
Hurry and look! (Score:2)
Casting call!! (Score:2)
A: They only needed ONE flaming super hero.
(heh)
Re:Classic Cartoons (Score:2)
Re:Classic Cartoons (Score:2)
Hellboy, From Hell, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen are a few of the movie adaptions of comic books you missed (these have never been adapted as cartoons).
Neil Gaiman suggested that the reason Hollywood like comic books as source material, is that Hollywood produceres don't like reading books.
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Some revision of the screenplay original and they have themselves a working script.
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You can still find copies at gaming conventions.
All likely to be illegal, mind you, but that doesn't stop copies from being sold.
Re:Classic Cartoons (Score:2)
Ever heard of Stan Lee, the creator of Marvel Comics? He's the producer of every single one of the movies you mentioned.
Every ten years or so he makes another try at getting them popular again. Twice since the sixties the fad has reached the movie phase (this being the second time), and he rode the fad until it died out. No really new ideas - the ideas themselves are rather t
Re:Classic Cartoons (Score:2)
They already did that horrible animation, didn't they? All the characters had cockney-lite accents, despite the fact the cartoon has always been created in Scotland (though, as they said, Dennis the Menace always came from where the reader came from, and the London-centric nature of British TV means that a London accent is 'generic').
And they probably couldn't sell it as Dennis the Menace in the US, for the same reason that the American Den
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Re:Random thoughts (Score:2, Interesting)
Just something to look out for in the movie.
Another thing. Spiderman was the best Chemis in the Marvel Universe. By giving him biological webs the movie made him average. Reed Richards (Mr. Fantastic) is the best phisicist and 3rd best enginear (Behind IronMan and Dr. Doom).
Will they ignore his technological inovations and render him just a luky geak? Or worse, will t
Re:Random thoughts (Score:3, Interesting)
There's always some modernization that happens when a movie is released. People now know much more about what is possible. A movie critic elucidats the point rather nicely.
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Re:Random thoughts (Score:5, Insightful)
I am even willing to forgive letting her survive being tossed off a very high bridge (Spidy lost a girlfriend that way in the comic)
Those things are sometimes necessary to fit a long story into 2 hours or to promote the "new" paradigm of monogamy among heroes. (Seen a recent James Bond flick?)
In Spiderman's case they managed to still pull it off. The Hulk was another matter.
One thing I do like about the Marvel Superheroes movies is that they usually stock them with actors who look the part. No 5'10" 160 lb guys playing 6'4" 240 lb Vigilantes. That's where the problems began in the Batman movies. They went far and deep, but they started there
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And then there was The Sum of All Fears. I mean WTF??? I still don't know who set off the bomb in that, could someone fill me in?
They cut out the first 500-800 pages it seems, so I don't really understand the movie at all. Judging by the video game it sounds like some South African guy.
Re:Random thoughts (Score:2)
Re:Random thoughts (Score:2)
I was left with the distinct impression that whilst there are many authors whose work I respect greatly, they do not include Ludlum. Something about his writing style leaped out at me. It may have been excess! exclamation! marks! and? too many rhetorical? questions? Or it may have been all this "fuck-fuck" "damn-damn" rubbish that he has all his Chinese characters come out with for no evident reason.
OTOH I do remember his habit of repeatedly describing sp
Re:Random thoughts (Score:2)
SCENE TWO - Mini driver defeats Green Goblin.
THE END. Its a Mini Adventure!
Re:Will we see it in Europe? (Score:2, Interesting)
Don't think that it did so well in Europe, it is not that here wouldn't be any fans, but who would like to see a crappy movie.
Re:Complete and utter morons. (Score:2)
Because human nature being what it is, and rabid geeks being what they are, this makes a piece of advertising seem somewhat more interesting and desirable.
It's like Gucci, or another luxury brand. If everyone had it, no-one would care (the Burberry brand in the UK has lost all cred for this very reason). But if something is 'exclusive' and hard to get, and the geeks have to p
Re:What a great web site (Score:5, Informative)
Set up a bookmark (e.g. "Give me my button back!") with the content: "javascript:void(document.oncontextmenu=null)". You can click this to unbork such shenanigans.
Can't take cradit for it, someone else told me about it. But it's cool.