Hobbit Movie in Four Years? 251
Antarctic Lemur writes "At the Powerhouse Museum LOTR Exhibition in Sydney, Peter Jackson has said a film version of The Hobbit is three years away at least. Reasons for the delay include the sale of MGM, which part-owns the movie rights to The Hobbit, and Jackson's recently filed suit against New Line Cinema, the other part-owner. Jackson is currently filming King Kong at his new facility in Wellington, NZ. Slashdot readers will also be interested in the high security planned for King Kong's pre-release screenings."
Unlike Windows Longhorn... (Score:5, Funny)
Wrong (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wrong (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Unlike Windows Longhorn... (Score:2)
They might just announced that major parts of the "new" film will be back-ported to the LOTR Collector's Edition DVD...
Just what we need (Score:5, Funny)
We need it as much as another Police Academy movie.
Re:Just what we need (Score:2)
I mean, will there be a King Kong remake every 30-40 years? Is this a trend? Will this CGI King Kong fight the CGI Godzilla?
40 years from now. (Score:2, Funny)
40 years from now, we will have moved beyond flimsy CGI similucra. By 2045, genetic engineeering will have advanced to the point where you will have an actor fully mutated into a full-sized King Kong fighting an actor fully mutated into Godzilla. Generic modification of actors is the next frontier of Hollywood SFX technology.
Re:40 years from now. (Score:2, Funny)
Generic modification of actors is the next frontier of Hollywood SFX technology.
Gee, would it be possible to modify Renee Zellweger to make her NOT SO GODD**MED IRRITATING? Or at least reduce the cheek pockets into which she always seems to have a winter's supply of nuts hidden?
This has possibilities. We could insert talent into someone like Kevin Costner. Or a sense of humor into Sly Stallone. Or writing and story ability into George Lucas. Or add some height to Tom Cruise. Or Mel Gibson. Or Russell C
Re:40 years from now. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Just what we need (Score:2)
Here's Why. (Score:4, Insightful)
Here's a partial list of movies that should NEVER, EVER, EVER be remade again, having been absolutely beaten into the ground:
Please join me in ridiculing those who insist that these deserve yet another interpretation!!!
Thanks
Re:Here's Why. (Score:2)
At least Jackson is keeping it in the 1930's. And it looks pretty good so far.
But I agree with your other choices. But King Kong hasn't been "beaten into the ground" at all.
Whats next... (Score:4, Funny)
In Other News... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:In Other News... (Score:2, Funny)
You laugh (Score:5, Interesting)
Boy, did Jedi piss her off.
Re:You laugh (Score:4, Funny)
Re:You laugh (Score:5, Funny)
You could say it gave her..
Re:You laugh (Score:2)
It may take her years to track you down, but I assure you she'll stay alive for that. So, uh, thanks.
Re:In Other News... (Score:3, Funny)
The MPAA boyccot commitee decided to not take any action against the industry for at least 4 more years. "We have a room full of lawyers deciding our next step as we speak.", a spokesman said.
All the security in the world... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:All the security in the world... (Score:2)
But, really, who among us doesn't deep down?
Re:All the security in the world... (Score:2)
Re:All the security in the world... (Score:2, Funny)
I'll be impressed if it involves fifty-foot-tall gates.
Or fifty-foot-tall Gates.
Why so much security? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Why so much security? (Score:3, Insightful)
He wants them to get it later rather than sooner. If the bootlegs appear at around the time of the first screening, many people will not go to the cinema. If the bootlegs appear _after_ the movie was shown in the theatres, the DVD sales may be a bit lower, but the damage will be less.
Broken logic mister. (Score:5, Insightful)
The people who stay at home to watch the free low-quality bootleg wouldn't have gone to see it at the theatre anyway.
Personally, as uninterrested as I am in yet another remake of King Kong, if I wanted to see it at all it would be on a BIG screem, to enjoy the bigness.
Early review? (Score:4, Informative)
Why? Is it that bad?
If it's any good word of mouth would drive more people to the actual theaters - I'm not sure how you know it's going to be bad.
But your movies fail to make your point (Score:3, Insightful)
The only possible difference negative feedback from sketchy pre-release copies had would come the first hours of opening day, after that it's all word of mouth about the movies qualities as they stand.
But fundamentially I've never seen a case where people hated a poor quality screen because of movie content, and then decided after seeing the movie in a theater that it was in fac
Re:Early review? (Score:2)
What are you smoking?! I thought 'Hulk' was one of the worst movies evar, and I don't even read comic books.
Re:Why so much security? (Score:3, Funny)
It will make the movie seem special.
"Yeah, I heard they kept the raw footage on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. Must be something special, no one would bother to guard a bad movie like that. Better go and see it."
It's just a marketing trick, nothing more.
Homerkong (Score:4, Informative)
As far as Bilbo goes, I would wrap in as much of the Simarillion as is possible.
Re:Homerkong (Score:3, Funny)
Or if they cast Ice T as the king of the wood elves he could rap in as much of the silmarillion as possible.
One of the years most inticipated movies? (Score:5, Insightful)
I'll admit I opt-out of a lot of pop culture, but I don't know ANYONE looking forward to the King Kong movie.
Is this wishful thinking on their part? Am I completely out of it? Or is this a new marketing tactic?
Re:One of the years most inticipated movies? (Score:5, Insightful)
Telling people that other people want it? It's not a new one.
Hell, I remember some random romantic comedy in the summer of 1999 claiming in their ads to be the most anticipated movie of the year.
There's lies, and then there's outrageous lies: 1999 is the year where hundreds of fans accross the united states camped in front of movie theatres for weeks to see Phantom Menace, and millions of fans accross the world camped for a day to see it. Now THAT is anticipation.
Re:One of the years most inticipated movies? (Score:2)
Re:One of the years most inticipated movies? (Score:2)
Is this wishful thinking on their part? Am I completely out of it? Or is this a new marketing tactic?
You might be completely out of "it", "it" being catering to the lowest common denominator in society. Do you know anyone who actually likes The Simple Life? I don't yet they keep spewing out new seasons of it.
Re:One of the years most inticipated movies? (Score:2)
Yet... (Score:3, Funny)
Took long enough (Score:2, Funny)
But you know what they say : "You wait
Jackson... (Score:5, Funny)
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You are in a comfortable tunnel like hall to the east there is the round green door you see
the wooden chest.
Gandalf. Gandalf is carrying a curious map.
Jackson.
Gandalf gives the curious map to you.
Jackson waits.
What about the Silmirilion? (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:What about the Silmirilion? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:What about the Silmirilion? (Score:5, Insightful)
The Silmarillion is not a good movie story. It's a collection of background notes that were never meant by their author to be published, a dense tome that is read by fanatics of the Lords of the Rings for it's value-adding goodness. Not a product suitable for mass market appeal.
The Hobbit, however, is a light tale of dragon-slaying adventure with characters and settings already familliar to the consummers.
Re:What about the Silmirilion? (Score:2)
Re:What about the Silmirilion? (Score:2)
As someone who's never read it, it sounds from your description like there isn't any story whatsoever. Surely there's something to it other than just notes? Is there enough of a story there to even make one movie out of it?
Nope, thats about it. Seriously, it reads like a Cliffs notes history of middle earth. It wasn't published by Tolkien but by his family post death, if I recall correctly.
Re:What about the Silmirilion? (Score:2)
Re:What about the Silmirilion? (Score:2)
Re:What about the Silmirilion? (Score:2)
Re:What about the Silmirilion? (Score:3, Informative)
Re:What about the Silmirilion? (Score:2)
It's commonly known as "The Silmarillion", but it's true name is "a bunch of notes we found in dad's study after he died". It's interresting if you are fascinated by the rich cultural background he created for middle earth, but it's only a story as far as the old testament is a story.
An
Re:What about the Silmirilion? (Score:2)
Re:What about the Silmirilion? (Score:4, Informative)
I take it that you are not a Tolkien fan? Silmarillion was actually submitted to a publisher and rejected (more details available in the endnotes of "Lays of Beleriand", by Tolkien (whichever one you want)). There, in fact, JRR Tolkien is quoted as writing that he hope to publish it some day. The end result of the publisher wanting some more "Hobbit story" but rejecting the Silmarillion was, in fact, LOTR!
Granted, the Silmarillion was never "complete", at least not to Tolkien's standards, but IMHO, it is far more complete (in plot-line and style) some of the junks I read in Sci-Fi (or any other fiction) genre.
When the publishers rejected Silmarillion, they said, not to offend Tolkien, that "rather than a story in itself, it is a mine to be mined" (quoting from memory, so not sure whether my i's are dotted right and t's are crossed right) for other books, and so it became such for Tolkien (you can see lots of elements of LOTR mirroring what happened during the First or Second Era). If the movie-makers had any brain, it should be the same for them: Silmarillion should be a mine to be mined for more movie scripts! They always "defile" the originals anyway, and if they are going to change the original text, they should be doing it on an "incomplete" text as Silmarillion, not the completely-polished product as LOTR (yes, I didn't like LOTR movie trilogy too much) or Hobbit.
Re:What about the Silmirilion? (Score:2)
There's no market for it. I can think of a ton of people I could tell that would be interrested to hear that a Hobbit movie is coming out, but only a few sword-owning ones who'd be interrested in the Silmarillion.
In the Real World, brand recognition and mass market appeal make for good movie scripts. Not intricate histories and complex mythologies.
Re:What about the Silmirilion? (Score:2)
Re:What about the Silmirilion? (Score:2)
I'm an axe man myself.
Re:What about the Silmirilion? (Score:3)
Sure, but Jackson and co have already created the brand recognition and mass market. There are a lot of people who loved the LOTR films who hadn't read the books, but would probably enjoy another foray into Middle Earth. The fact that the Silmarillion is virtually unreadable would not necessarily be an impediment to making a good film - there are some great stories in t
Re:What about the Silmirilion? (Score:2)
Then why would you want Jackson to remake the Simarillion? You probably wouldn't like that either.
Re:What about the Silmarillion? (Score:2, Funny)
Silmirilion was meant to be published (Score:2)
Not true, Tolkien tried to get the Silmarillion published at the same time as the Lord of the Rings (though in a much different form than the version published by CJRT after Tolkien died), but it was rejected by the publisher.
I do agree that it wouldn't make a good movie. (Certainly a single movie couldn't cover more than a small fraction of the content.) Personally, I think the book is a great work of literatu
Re:Silmirilion was meant to be published (Score:3, Insightful)
That is probably the biggest issue I had with it. After a couple of hundred pages I had no idea who I was reading about anymore.
Re:What about the Silmirilion? (Score:2)
Re:What about the Silmirilion? (Score:2)
Of course a Hobbit movie would fare ever better, and seems pretty likely actually to happen.
Re:What about the Silmirilion? (Score:2, Insightful)
You simply cannot make a decent movie of the Silmarillion. It covers more time than and features more characters than even the Bible does, and it is utterly impossible to depict some of the characters (The Vala? Liv Tyler was a good shot for Arwen in LOTR, but which actress would you have playing the part of Beauty Itself, i.e. Elbereth? Not to mention Morgoth - Jackson wouldn't even show Sauron in LOTR) and it is even more impossible to cover all that t
Re:What about the Silmirilion? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:What about the Silmirilion? (Score:2)
Re:What about the Silmirilion? (Score:2)
First the Hobbit is a much better commercial prospect, it is a known quantity with broad appeal. The Silmirilion
Out of the way...... (Score:5, Funny)
2. In Soviet Russia the hobbits own you.
3a Make LOTR Trilogy
3b Sue New Line Cinema
3c Make Hobbit
3d ?????
3e Profit!
4. Imagine a beowulf cluster of Hobbits!
5. Hobbits? Do they run Linux?
6. Hobbits are real, Netcraft confirms it.
7. Didn't you RTFA??
8. All your hobbits are belong to us.
9. I have no hobbits, you insensitive clod!
Re:Out of the way...... (Score:2)
I don't know about Linux, but a Hobbit powered the original BeOS computers.
Re:Out of the way...... (Score:3, Funny)
10. In Korea, only the old make Hobbit movies.
Re:Out of the way...... (Score:2)
These are not the hobbits you are looking for...
Re:Out of the way...... (Score:2)
Hobbits (Score:3, Funny)
Good for them (Score:4, Insightful)
Technically speaking it is possible to achieve this, it is possible to require ID from everyone going to see the movie, and keep that info in the database. The movie itself could have embedded watermarks of somesort, so that it would be possible to correlate the illegal copy to a specific screening, and by using cross linking with other copyright infringement incidents it could be possible to narrow down the list of suspects to just a few. Then bring out the lawyers and just destroy the mofos who film movies in the theaters and distribute them.
Securing the DVDs sent to the Oscars judges (or whoever) is even easier, I cannot believe how many good quality copies are available.
Anyhow, it should be possible to reduce the incidents of such nature by annihilating a few of these 'pirates'.
Re:Bad for them (Score:2)
Re:Don't stop it (Score:2)
Re:Don't stop it (Score:2)
Re:Good for them (Score:2)
Databases with information on who bought the tickets are already available if the tickets were bought by using a credit card or a bank card. Of-course this is not very precise, your kid could use your credit card to buy the tickets. This is why requiring Id and logging it in a db would be beneficial: you wouldn't get in
Fay Wray (Score:2, Funny)
AaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooOOOOO
Hopefully done in an appropriate style (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Hopefully done in an appropriate style (Score:2, Interesting)
Worked for Lord of the Rings so why the hell not ?
Re:Hopefully done in an appropriate style (Score:5, Interesting)
Also, later in life, Tolkien did not entirely approve of the way in which he had written the Hobbit:
I think it would be possible to make the movie in a more serious tone than the book without ruining the atmosphere or the story. I would be more concerned with any modifications that change the nature of Tolkien's characters (like they did to Faramir) or incompatibilities introduced between the events that occurred in the book and the events that occurred in the movie. Being given two irreconcilable accounts of a particular story is a quick way to destroy the imagined world a story tries so hard to create.They do have an opportunity to introduce additional scenes, for instance from "the quest for Erebor" from Unfinished_Tales, or a brief encounter with a young Aragorn (if he was alive and in Rivendell at the time, I haven't checked) without doing any harm to the tale.
The Hobbit will be a let-down (Score:2, Informative)
I'm basing my comment on one thing: the lawsuit. And I'm hoping I'm wrong. Here's my thinking: when you do something for the love of it, and you take an inordinate amount of time to do it -- money be damned -- you might just create something amazing (although the movie Dungeons & Dragons was a labor of love, and it was unwatchable); but when you get caught up in the movie receipts and the merchandising revenue (which seems to be what is going on with Jackson), you've effectively become George Lucas.
I
I disagree (Score:5, Insightful)
I'm not exactly an insider (apart from living in the same town as Peter Jackson), but I don't think that's so much the issue here. As far as I can tell, he wants what's fair and what he was contracted for. Even if you love your day-job, you should make sure that your employer isn't ripping you off. They are getting your work out of it, after all. Look how much Newline's benefiting from Jackson's work. I'd be annoyed if they weren't giving me my fair share that'd been previously arranged.
What Peter Jackson loves a lot is making movies (and various other things like restoring WW1 fighter planes). He's built up an entire industry in NZ, based around his film-making and special effects companies, which personally I think do a very good job. If Newline's shortchanged him by several tens or hundreds of millions of dollars (I forget how much it is), it automatically hinders his ability to do everything else that he really loves doing, including his own investment in other films that he thinks are worth making.
In any case, I don't think he's another George Lucas. The telling point for me is that Lucas has been irritating his fans in exchange for the money he can make from them. Jackson's simply fighting with his employer for what he thinks he's owed.
For great security (Score:4, Funny)
They hired an 800 lb. gorilla.
Security already cracked! (Score:2)
Better make it soon! (Score:2)
(not that I'm suggesting he's about to keel over... but he is getting on a bit - and look what happened to Dumbledore)
Re:Better make it soon! (Score:3, Informative)
Ian McKellen is 66 in May this year, which is quite a bit older than I thought. Still, here's hoping he's got plenty of time to make more films!
Piracy (Score:2)
And how much of that is from people who see a poor quality pirate copy, and realize that the movie is even worse than the pirates copy is, and certainly isn't worth the price of admission to see it in a good theater, or the price of a good DVD with all its extras? A lot, I'm guessing.
Hobbit Movie in Four Years? (Score:3, Interesting)
since this: (Score:5, Informative)
http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/03/02/film
Re:since this: (Score:5, Informative)
Big money = big arguments. No matter how solid your contract is in the first place.
Re:Suit? (Score:5, Informative)
Spiderman's Stan Lee had to sue whatever studio did Spiderman after they said that movie made no profit (IIRC), I think Jackson is having to do the same thing.
Re:I reckon trying to blend in in a movie theatre (Score:4, Funny)
Re:The books (Score:2)
:-P
Re:Art meets life... (Score:2)
Just keep me in the loop, ok? (Score:3, Funny)
Just make sure to let me know about it when Halle Berry is going to the premiere.
Re:Why must it be Peter Jackson? (Score:3, Interesting)
The key phrase here is "in my opinion". Jackson had to make a lot of compromises to make this series successful. You may think that "it would take an active effort to make it bad to not make money" but the fantasy genre has always been a notably poor performer at the box office. In order to succeed financially Jackson had to create a movie which would appeal not to geeks, D&D players, fans of the LOTR books, but a movie with universal appeal.
The result is a serie
Re:Does this remind anyone else of (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Does this remind anyone else of (Score:3, Insightful)