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mc chris Answers Your Questions 303

Posted by CmdrTaco from the oddly-enough-his-backpack-does-have-jets dept.
mc chris, the "beloved" rapper behinds such classics as Fett's Vette and The Tussin in addition to voicing Hesh on Cartoon Networks Sealab 2021 has responded to reader questions. The riveting results are just one click away. You know you want it. And his tour has dates in NC, SC, FL, GA and more. You know you want those too.

yo mc (Score:3, Interesting) by tekunokurato (531385)

Hey mc, we know the generalized geek rapper from the songs, but tell us about YOU. What're the hardware and OS of choice? What kind of characters do you play in D&D? What're your favourite movies/books? Top five all-time desert-island superpowers?

I have a 12 inch mac top, and it's got all the usual programs attached. We made the cartoons on macs with photoshop and protools. so i have all those programs on there as well.

I don't play D&D. I used to when i was little with my brothers, but i wasn't into all the waiting around, I guess I found it boring. I had more fun devising my own version of it, drawing maps, being more creative with it.

A few of my favorite movies are It's a Wonderful Life, Meatballs, Fresh, The Apartment, Double Indemnity, Rear Window. I like the Harry Potter books, and any tale of teenage ennui like The bell jar, or catcher in the rye, or the perks of being a wallflower. I think I'll never shake highschool.

Birthday song (Score:4, Insightful) by kirkb (158552)

Since the 'Happy Birthday' song [snopes.com] is copyrighted, would you consider open-sourcing Hesh's Birthday Song [pod-six.net] under something like the Creative Commons License? I'd rather hear it than the cheezy home-brew birthday songs that restaurants are forced to devise.

I dunno. People ask me to sing it for them at shows because it's their birthday, and I'll try to do it, even though I always mix up the room full friends, mouth full of cake line. there's no feeling worse that letting someone down that knows the lyrics better than you. especially with all the cartoon stuff. it's not my favorite thing that i've done. I don't know why hesh raps. hesh has slowly turned into me over the years.

Whose Voice Work do You Enjoy? (Score:4, Interesting) by ewhac (5844)

Your work on the Adult Swim lineup is much appreciated in our household. But I wondered whose voice work you enjoyed (not necessarily restricted to Williams Street). Who's fun to listen to? Who's fun to work with?

Dave Willis (carl and meatwad) and Dana Snyder (Master Shake) are brilliant. I love watching Dave work, because he'll start out with the scripted line then say it a million times over slowly moving towards a totally different and far funnier line. and as for dana just about everything that comes out of his mouth as shake is funny. I was lucky I got to hear all of their outtakes. and that goes for andy merrill too. I used to cut his reads up in protools. that guy likes to swear and burp, in character.

Hey chris... this is NOT how PAX will be... (Score:4, Interesting) by (PA)Storm Shadow (863825)

Making music for the Nerdcore seems problematic to me. Namely, I don't think that one would be able to put forth a bunch of intellectual property on the internet and expect this group to actually pay for it. Are you 'making it' on the take from the door at your gigs alone? (Hat's off on leaving your day job and giving it a go in either case). Do you feel pressured to put forth a conventional full-length CD for your fans, or will you continue to offer up shorter, sweeter groups of songs for free on your website?

The albums will get longer and you'll have to buy them, but I plan to make some online only songs just so I don't lose internet street cred. I'd like to do that with a cover album since we could never afford to charge people for it.

Music and computers (Score:3, Interesting) by adeydas (837049)

Since you are a musician, you must be using computers for your musical needs. Do you trust Open Source or Propriety software for that?

Also for general computing, what do you use? Can you cite your reasons for the same?!

My dj, John, makes the music on protools with a variety of plug ins. I don't really understand how it works, but I know the sound improves daily. He's constantly seeking out way to improve the sound, which is great for me. We both used macs. I've got a 12 inch lap top, he's got a G5 and 15 inch laptop. We use macs because the industry uses macs, both television and music. and pc's are lame.

Real Question. (Score:3, Interesting) by hot_Karls_bad_cavern (759797)

Did you get to spend much time with the late Harry Goz?

(Harry was Captain Murphy on Sealab, amongst many other things). What are your thoughts on him? Will we see more work with AdultSwim in the future?

I only spent one day with him really. My first day of recording. I was very nervous and I think someone had a hangover so Harry suggested some tea with some jack daniels in it. he was a really nice old guy, very professional and very funny. He was such a strong part of the show, things just weren't the same afterwards. his wife said he was very happy to go out being as popular as he was on sealab. so it was cool that he left us in style.

If presented with an actual musical instrument... (Score:4, Interesting) by smitty_one_each (243267) *

could you play it?

no. I wish I could play piano but no such luck. it's the one thing I can't do. And I wonder if I'll ever try. I feel like writing, drawing, acting and rapping is plenty for one man's plate.

Adult Swim Ties? (Score:3, Interesting) by astyanax (8365)

How about some more computer raps? "Ratz" and "Boy's dont cry" are the closest I've heard of your work to a computer-related song, any chance of getting some Linux-related rhymes? :)

I think the songs will reflect the fan base as well as what i'm going through in my life. I'm not as hardcore a nerd as people want to think I am. I'm much more of a loser. I try to listen though and get to know my fans and what they're into and then put it into the songs to an extent. I think that being solely about geek stuff like computers is dangerous though, because then you get pidgeonholed. the music is mainly about me not so much the scene.

I'll be in Ann Arbor, but what about lip syncing? (Score:4, Interesting) by ian rogers (760349)

It says on your website that you have a meeting about preserving your voice, is this a joke? Are you really having problems or foreseeing problems with your voice? Am I going to see an SNL Ashlee Simpson type ordeal happen at your show at the Blind Pig?

The jist of it is, is that I smoke too much weed which is bad for my vocal chords. but after every show kids try to smoke me up. Any blue blooded stoner would love this charity, but I've learned to get the bulk of the shows done before I start indulging. This next tour is for a straight month, so I'll be gettin the shaky hands I'm sure. And I'll never lip synch. I'm very serious about performing. and letting people see and hear that I can do these songs live.

Hard to work with? (Score:4, Funny) by myowntrueself (607117) Is Master Shake hard to work with?

I think I answered this one. Dana Snyder is one of the nicest and funniest guys in the universe. One time we were all at the Claremont Lounge in Atlanta and I showed up and he was just visiting, and he pulled out a chair for me and made me sit next to him, and we caught up. he's way cooler than me and doesn't have to treat me as nice as he does, but he does and it's cool. He's the opposite of Master Shake.

What I want to know is... (Score:4, Interesting) by th3space (531154)

Why is it that MC Pee Pants gets absolutely no respect from Satan, whereas the WisdomCube/Dubmassahedron does? To me, MC Pee Pants, while not as intelligent as the aforementioned geometric characters, is vastly more entertaining than that lot.

I think Satan likes to torture Pee Pants. Is it a surprise to anyone that Satan is cruel and vindictive? Wait till you see what he does to me next.

Question (Score:4, Interesting) by vincent404 (588127)

How did you start your act? also When and how did you get into voice acting?

I just got discovered in a bar, by Dave Willis, creator of athf and the voice of carl and meatwad. Adam Reed was with him and they both kinda snatched me up. I don't know what it was about that night that screamed, "get this kid in cartoons!" but it was one of those life changing evenings I have no recollection of because I was hammered. people ask me how to get into voice acting, and I tell them to learn to drink a pint of beer in under five seconds. that's how it worked for me.

Your Real Voice? (Score:4, Interesting) by Laebshade (643478) I know some voice actors, for example, use their natural voices for cartoon characters (Bugs Bunny, etc.). When you rapped, as MC Pee Pants (or Sir Loin) for ATHF, was that your natural voice? If not, can you post a clip of your real voice?

my voice is much lower in real life, like james earl jone's. I use the high pitched version to get on tv (and get laid.)

my honest question ... (Score:4, Funny) by YankeeInExile (577704) *

Who the fuck are you, and why do I care?

No one special and you obviously don't. Nice use of the word, "fuck," though.

Re:Who? (Score:5, Interesting) by Golias (176380)

Any chance of your newer songs becoming available on iTMS?

I dunno what that is. So i'll say yes.

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  • NC, SC, FL, GA and more... (Score:4, Funny)

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday March 22, 2005 @11:27AM (#12012628)
    I guess it won't be the MC Chris "Evolution" tour.

  • charity self-preservation (Score:5, Insightful)

    by garcia ( 6573 ) * on Tuesday March 22, 2005 @11:30AM (#12012669)
    The jist of it is, is that I smoke too much weed which is bad for my vocal chords. but after every show kids try to smoke me up. Any blue blooded stoner would love this charity, but I've learned to get the bulk of the shows done before I start indulging. This next tour is for a straight month, so I'll be gettin the shaky hands I'm sure. And I'll never lip synch. I'm very serious about performing. and letting people see and hear that I can do these songs live.

    At least he believes that charity is more important than self-preservation ;)

  • I know, I know... (Score:4, Interesting)

    by Otter ( 3800 ) on Tuesday March 22, 2005 @11:31AM (#12012672) Journal
    ...if I'm not interested, just read something else. But I'm irresistibly drawn to the utter worthlessness of both the question round and the answers. ("Dear MC Pee Pants, can you play a real instrument?" "No. I wish I could.")

    By the way, the Claremount Lounge is one of those rap video-ish ATL/booty/crunk/Dirty Whatever strip clubs, right? What I'd really like is more details of MC Pee Pants kicking it with his non-Boba Fett-dropping rapper colleagues...

    • Re:I know, I know... (Score:3, Informative)

      by MustardMan ( 52102 )
      In Atlanta, the Claremont is affectionately known as the place "where strippers go to die." Seriously, ask anyone in their 20's who lives in the ATL and goes outside once in a while where strippers go to die, and they will say THE CLAREMONT. It's the definition of skanky. In fact, it EXCELS on skank. The whole point of the Claremont is to go for entertainment value, not to get turned on. It's kinda like the Jerry Springer show, but with even more tits, fewer fights, and nastier women. Scary thought, h

    • Re:I know, I know... (Score:3, Informative)

      by mstra ( 38238 ) *
      By the way, the Claremount Lounge is one of those rap video-ish ATL/booty/crunk/Dirty Whatever strip clubs, right?

      Not hardly.

      At least when I was there (granted a few years ago), the Claremount was all about irony. Where else can you go listen to disco music, drink PBR out of a can, and witness some of the ugliest, fattest, nastiest strippers of all time? I just like watching Blondie (the cracked out fat stripper) beat up on frat boys with her breasts. Good times.

    • What is crunk?

  • # If you live on Pigeon Street... # (Score:4, Funny)

    by Dogtanian ( 588974 ) on Tuesday March 22, 2005 @11:31AM (#12012673) Homepage
    I think that being solely about geek stuff like computers is dangerous though, because then you get pidgeonholed.

    Pigeonholing? Is this some sordid sexual practice some people pay money for in back streets?

  • I dunno what that is. So i'll say yes. (Score:5, Funny)

    by kevin_conaway ( 585204 ) on Tuesday March 22, 2005 @11:31AM (#12012678) Homepage
    He belongs on Slashdot for sure!
  • and all the little girls buying pop music tickets next to me, were giving me dirty looks the whole time. mc who?

  • All I can say is... (Score:5, Funny)

    by L. VeGas ( 580015 ) on Tuesday March 22, 2005 @11:32AM (#12012696) Homepage Journal
    What a delightful young man! Now whenever I get discouraged with our youth, I'll turn to this interview to renew my confidence in the future of mankind.

    Talented, witty, obviously a born leader. Justin Guarini, watch out!

  • An Interesting Phenomenon (Score:5, Funny)

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday March 22, 2005 @11:33AM (#12012704)
    With this interview Slashdot has managed to simulate the feeling of watching paint dry. Interesting experiment.

  • Dying to know (Score:3, Funny)

    by bigtallmofo ( 695287 ) on Tuesday March 22, 2005 @11:36AM (#12012736)
    There were a lot of questions that weren't asked of MC Chris...

    1. What cereal is in your cupboard?
    2. What is the coolest article of clothing you own?
    3. Ever buy a winning lottery ticket?
    4. Who is your closest celebrity neighbor?
    5. Why are you so hot?

    (Special thanks to Teen Magazine for providing inspiration for these questions)
  • How do you fight piracy?

  • Important note: (Score:5, Insightful)

    by geekoid ( 135745 ) <{moc.oohay} {ta} {dnaltropnidad}> on Tuesday March 22, 2005 @11:37AM (#12012749) Homepage Journal
    "my honest question ... (Score:4, Funny) by YankeeInExile (577704) *

    Who the fuck are you, and why do I care?

    No one special and you obviously don't. Nice use of the word, "fuck," though."

    ok, when that question gets modded up, it's time to rethink who you are doing interviews with, vs your target demographic.

    • Re:Important note: (Score:5, Informative)

      by garcia ( 6573 ) * on Tuesday March 22, 2005 @11:48AM (#12012873)
      ok, when that question gets modded up, it's time to rethink who you are doing interviews with, vs your target demographic.

      Reading the AC comment that was modded 4/5 currently about this being the worst interview ever, I have to disagree. We have had some really shitty interviews.

      The one "geek chic politician" (I'm too lazy to find the link) was interviewed and I was thrilled to have one of my questions posed to her. She didn't answer much of what I asked and basically treated me like any other politican or magician being called out on one of their slight of words/hands.

      This particular question "who the fuck are you, and why do I care?" is actually an interesting one because (strangely enough) I don't remember the original article and I didn't know who this fucking guy was.

      Now. While the interviewee's response isn't informative at all it certainly did interest me enough about him to continue reading.

      At least he didn't go off on this self-indulgent rant about how great he is, how awesome all his voices are, and who's dick he sucked to get the job (I doubt it was because he could down a pint of beer in 5 seconds or I'd have a job in the cartoon world too).

      • Re:Important note: (Score:2, Insightful)

        by theVP ( 835556 )
        You know nothing about the Adult Swim scene then. Adult Swim shows were created mostly by guys with a hell of a lot of free time and creativity, and most of their cast WERE literally picked up off the street. You just didn't happen to be in the right place at the right time to become part of the "cartoon world", same as me.

        Now, make no mistake, this interview sucks unholy ass.....ass that needs redemption like none other....but I really don't think all the blame could be placed on chris. I think a heavy

    • Re:Important note: (Score:5, Insightful)

      by MustardMan ( 52102 ) on Tuesday March 22, 2005 @11:49AM (#12012879)
      Agreed. I see a bunch of comments here bashing him for giving shitty answers, dodging the question, et cetera. When the best your community can come up with is "who the fuck are you?" it's no wonder the interviewee doesn't do in-depth research to provide a gripping, life changing read. Besides, the guy is known for playing a fucking spider in diapers on a late night cartoon show targeted at a niche audience. Were you expecting shakespeare?

    • Fuck a duck ... I get my fifteen minutes of fame and it's on slashdot ... I'm growing out my beard and movin' to Afghanistan I tells ya :)

      To justify my question a little (and I was surprised to see it moderated funny, and even more surprised to see it presented to the interviewee) I honestly had never heard of the guy ... I went to the provided link to be presented with a single [EMBED] - so no information there.

      My gripe was not with Chris, it lies with the editors who assume that all geeks represent

  • No offense... (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Seumas ( 6865 ) on Tuesday March 22, 2005 @11:38AM (#12012757)
    I seriously don't want to hurt this guy's feelings and I don't mean any offense by my comments here, but this interview is stupid.

    I don't mean that MC Chris is stupid. I'm sure he's a nice enough person just out trying to make a buck and make his name doing something he enjoys. More power to him for that. I've listened to his "music" and am not at all into it (nor am I into that Aqua Teen Hunger Force thing - I watched several seasons in one sitting and only laughed one time in 30 episodes).

    I just don't think Slashdot is the right venue for this sort of thing. Or, rather, I don't think he's an appropriate guest for Slashdot. Does someone only have to use ProTools and make a reference to Star Wars or 20 sided dice in order to be qualified as Slashdot/nerd/geek material or something?

    Really - Shatner, Wil Wheaton, Lawrence Lessig, Neil Gaiman, TMBG (which I only consider appropriate - despite hating their band - because of the technology they put together to serve their dial-a-song) . . . and the guy who does MC PeePeePants?!

    Anyway - I wasn't looking to start an argument or put this guy down at all. He's clearly a creative guy and he's pulling some work his way. That's pretty damn cool. But in seven years of Slashdotting, this is probably the least interesting interview that could have ever been done. Not at all because of MC Chris - but because I just don't see how it fits in here. At a music-oriented/behind the scenes of producing music kind of site - it'd be perfect.

    I also acknowledge that I could just keep my mouth shut - but since there are a lot of rude comments about how people feel this was a poor interview choice for _this_ site (and were many such comments in the initial thread before), I thought I would throw in a more reasoned commentary on it that didn't needlessly deride anyone.

    It just seems to indicate a general "mainstream" vent Slashdot has been taking in the last year, more than ever before. It's turning into Yahoo!/Wired magazine in all the undesirable ways.
    • Whatever happened to that interview? Did he ever answer the questions?

    • Re:No offense... (Score:3, Insightful)

      by Tyler Durden ( 136036 )
      nor am I into that Aqua Teen Hunger Force thing - I watched several seasons in one sitting and only laughed one time in 30 episodes)

      Riiiggghhhhhht. Why would you watch several seasons in one sitting of a show you don't like?

      I absolutely love the show, and I couldn't watch any more than 3 episodes in one sitting. Random nonsensical humor, no matter how well written, can only be taken in small doses.

      • Well, friends like making you watch shows they like for one. I've sat through full season runs of fairly mediocre shows because friends were watching them. I've seen way too much trailer park boys for my taste for that matter for exactly that reason.
      • Why would you watch several seasons in one sitting of a show you don't like?

        Talking points for the blonde behind you in Chemistry.

    • Re:No offense... (Score:2, Interesting)

      by david.given ( 6740 )
      I seriously don't want to hurt this guy's feelings and I don't mean any offense by my comments here, but this interview is stupid.

      I know nothing about rap, have never heard of the guy, have watched some Aqua Teen Hunger Force and thinks it's amusing but not particularly special, and I found the interview interesting.

      YMMV.

    • Look at the write-up for the interview, and this one with the reponses. It's obvious that Taco digs this guy and his music. You've got a 4-digit UID, so you've been around long enough to know that the mantra around this place is "News for Nerds, stuff that matters to CmdrTaco." It's not really anything new. Slashdot has always been Rob's sandbox.

    • Re:No offense... (Score:4, Insightful)

      by jdbo ( 35629 ) on Tuesday March 22, 2005 @06:40PM (#12017553)
      Losing my earlier mods for this:

      10 reasons why mc chris is relevant to Slashdot:

      1. he raps about being a loser and a nerd and getting beaten up in school
      2. he raps about a great number of geeky pop cultural topics, including: Star Wars, Star Trek, D&D, cartoons, and comic books
      3. he provides the voices for several of the most consistently entertaining characters on two of the most consistently entertaining TV shows on the air now: Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Sealab2021 (BTW if you don't particularly enjoy these shows, perhaps an interview with one of the actors isn't a very productive place to post)
      4. ATHF and SL also constantly reference the same geeky pop cultural topics covered above, and more
      5. mc chris was also does (did?) behind-the-scenes work on those shows, which might be interesting to those wondering about how adult swim shows get on the air
      6. he has managed to make a successful career out of these non-mainstream ventures
      7. the real reason that /. should be interested: despite all of the nerdiness demonstrated above, mac chris gets laid.

      Yes, he's a nerd with no saleable skills beyond his own nerddom and a damned high voice - and yet he gets both the cash and the ladies.

      He never claimed to be a technical genius, he's just a funny guy who has found success through rap and animation covering topics that many of us (yes, incl. CmdrTaco) greatly enjoy. That's his niche, which the majority of the questions managed to ignore... and somehow he's expected to answer questions about protools minutiae? Based on what? He raps, he doesn't make beats!

      Hey idiots, you were interviewing someone called "mc chris". Ask him about his rap influences, past and present! Ask him about what inspires his music! Ask him about being an animation voice actor! Ask him... anything relevant!

      ASK HIM SOMETHING YOU CAN USE: HOW A NERD CAN GET LAID, MAN, ASK HOW A NERD CAN GET LAID.

      So congratulations /., your pissy questions and shitty attitude just sent packing one of this community's few chances to glean some insight on how to get some nookie. I won't pretend his answers were good, but I don't imagine anyone wanting to invest much in an interview w/ such shitty questions.

      And yes, I'm regretting not posting questions myself. I figured there would be plenty of positive /. interest in a geek made good, and boy was I wrong.
  • but he doesn't know what iTMS is? Though i guess most mac people when presented with the term iTMS might not associate it with iTunes

    Thanks for the interview, still waiting on next album

    and his website has turned all to flash
    • My take on it all is that he's pretty much a Joe Sixpack with a bit of skill. I'm not trying to put the man down, obviously he has a following and at least some talent but the geek thing just wasn't where it's at. He uses his PC (or Mac or whatever the hell you want to call it. Get over yourselves fanboyz) as a tool. He knows what he knows about it and that's the limit of his interest...

      I guess it's like the difference between interviewing a race car driver and interviewing his pit crew. It sounds kinda re
  • Uh, it's not April 01 yet. What's the deal? :P
  • What does "mc" mean?
  • Hey, has anyone seen that rap video that's floating around the Net, which features a guy who figures out that he's "a robot programmed not to know that he's a robot"? It's hilarious, and a pretty good song. I can't find another copy again, and I never figured out who were the musicians/producers. Any clues?

  • Worst. Answers. Ever. (Score:3, Insightful)

    by kirkb ( 158552 ) on Tuesday March 22, 2005 @12:02PM (#12013031) Homepage
    After planting phrases like 'copyright', 'open source', and 'creative commons' in my 'birthday song' question, I knew it would get modded up. It was a semi-serious question, though. And what answer did I get? "I dunno", followed by some rambling about how he can't remember the lyrics.

    Worst. Inverview. Evar.
    • Yeah, it's the worst interview ever because he gave you an honest answer and not a prepared speech from a PR rep? It's the worst interview ever because the man is up front and honest about the fact that, honestly, he can't remember the words to a song that got recorded once and everybody has played back a million times and therefore believe him to know by heart? You asked a question and got an honest answer and you fault him for it? What the fuck?

  • This sucked... (Score:2, Insightful)

    by cr0sh ( 43134 )
    I posted this comment [slashdot.org] in the original "Ask /." article, which was modded down as "Troll". I later got an explanation that MC Chris did something called "Nerdcore", and I posted again, thinking that maybe he was a relevant interviewee...

    It seems like I was more correct with my original assessment. This interview (if one could really call it that) seems to say "I am MC Chris - I don't really care about you as long as I make money off you...eh, I am bored". I can't really tell from the interview just what kin

    • I can't really tell from the interview just what kind of person this individual is - he sounds like he is bored, doesn't care much or anything about the technical side of things...

      To quote Ruby Rhod, "That's cuz he's STONED OUT!"
    • Before the interview, Chris said on his site's forum that he's never heard of /. before he was contacted for the interview. He read through some of the posts under the "Ask" story, and pretty much realized that the majority of the people here don't know who he is, and are too rabid with their opinions that they'd rather post "OMFG WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY AND WHY SHOULD I CARE" than google for 2 seconds. If you were asked to answer some questions from a random group, and it turned out that the group was f
    • It's great when a guy who talks about "internet street cred" but still doesn't understand how ProTools works and doesn't know WTF iTMS is is labeled as being the rapper for the /. crowd.

      The closest thing he says to being a nerd/geek is "and pc's are lame." which, IMHO, is more fanboy than nerd/geek. At least at he comes clean and says "I'm not as hardcore a nerd as people want to think I am. I'm much more of a loser.". I don't think I'd disagree.

  • Interesting theory on why this story is here (Score:3, Insightful)

    by rbarreira ( 836272 ) on Tuesday March 22, 2005 @12:16PM (#12013202) Homepage
    Interesting theory on why this story is here:

    http://interviews.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=140 997&cid=11815179 [slashdot.org]

    This is from the past story [slashdot.org] which announced that this interview would be done.
  • Could kick MC PeePant's ass!
  • I love how the tour dates were only mentioned in the teaser.
  • Is MC Chris for real?

    Or is he portraying a character who is putting us on, ala Andy Kaufman?

    Or is he really this lousy?

    I don't "get" it.

    Well, I didn't find Andy Kaufman funny, either.

    schade.

  • Who MC Chris is... (Score:3, Informative)

    by Remus Shepherd ( 32833 ) <remus@panix.com> on Tuesday March 22, 2005 @02:18PM (#12014603) Homepage
    MC Chris is a rapper and the voice of cartoons on the Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. He's most known as Hesh on Sealab 2021 and MC Pee Pants (aka Sir Loin) on Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

    On the internet rap scene, he's a driving force behind the whole 'Nerdcore' subgenre -- rappers talking about subjects that, well, show up on Slashdot. I think his Nerdcore cred more than earns him an interview on Slashdot.

    Here's an example, the lyrics from his nerd anthem 'Geek':

    Chorus: Stop pickin on me. Because I'm a geek.
    I'm strange to you. You're strange to me.
    Well, one of these days. I'm gonna pack heat.
    Your brains on the wall. My face on tv.

    They dissipate the pungent odor of a power holder.
    Sand kickers comin' sixty clicks upon the sonar.
    They're gonna fold me over like a trapper keeper folder.
    If this was D&D, you'd see me jump into a portal.
    I'm a geek, spelled g double-E k.
    I meet my boys in the basement about every day.
    Card table, comic books, and cans of coke.
    That we blow out our nose after a Star Wars joke.
    We got style.
    Tape on our glasses, zits on our faces and hair on our asses.
    Shiny shoes, belt buckles and pocket protectors.
    Tricked out back packs like my main man Venkman's.
    We got problems, namely the jocks.
    The SUV suckers with class rings on their cocks.
    Otherwise known as the motherfuckers touchin' the tit.
    If I was wolverine, you'd hear my knuckles go snikt.
    I'm not perfect, the before picture of Peter Parker.
    I always trip and drop my tray in front of the girl that always sparkles.
    I got brains, fuck B's and C's.
    I got a grade point average higher than Hendrix on New Year's Eve.

    chorus repeat

    Don't fuck with a geek, just cuz he got a gift.
    You get in my way bitch you get a Vulcan neck pinch.
    One night I didn't go to sleep, up playin' Risk.
    At dawn, I won, got global dominance.
    But it in the hallway it's completely different shit.
    Can't get my locker open and my pants are always split.
    Can't seem to catch a ride, can't ever get a date.
    But in my mind 7 of 9 thinks I'm great.
    Prom night bites, primadonnas prevail.
    I'm at home reciting lines from the Holy Grail.
    Stuffed nose, and some swollen glands.
    Never been kissed, never been holding hands.
    Just blow my biscuits over Britney in a bubble bath.
    Darth Vader with inhalers, in case my lungs collapse.
    The dragon died from a heart attack
    You may advance and yo, I upped your armor class.
    Being a geek, it aint so bad.
    I can't get laid, I got Japanime stashed.
    And a mind jam packed with sci-fi facts.
    Dreadknocks rock, dinobots kick ass.

    chorus repeat

    Tell me those lyrics don't get him into Slashdot. :)

    Now, according to one of the interview questions, he's not as much of a geek as his songs indicate. But we fans wouldn't have known that if Slashdot didn't give him an interview.

    I agree it wasn't a great interview, but then y'all gave him really lousy questions. Sorry I missed the original thread.

  • Battle For The Nerdcore Crown. (Score:4, Funny)

    by ThreeToe ( 411692 ) on Tuesday March 22, 2005 @03:03PM (#12015120)
    My question is: what, you wanna step? Check it.

    MC Chris? -- maan, it's just too easy to diss ya
    ima shut your site down with my shell scripts
    so best insist upon that extra strength firewall
    lest your bits end up splattered on my tires y'all
    watch you back, cause you know i stack racks
    that can DOS your ass till your screen goes black
    so don't try to rap back cause it's just too late
    check - your system went dark like it's 2038

    it's the start of a new epoch, yo your time is done
    with your washed-up rhymes back from 2021
    just two of my lines and your mind starts thrashing
    tables stop hashing your cerebellum crashing
    your DJ got embarrased and faded out on a backspin
    cntrl-alt-del tryin' to bring you back into action
    but after 12 hours of hacking it's like you just won't start
    guess we best break you down and sell you off for the parts

    damn... you know you can't step!
    or are you ready to battle for the nerdcore crown?

  • Another mc chris interview.. (Score:4, Informative)

    by jfisherwa ( 323744 ) <jason.fisher@[ ]il.com ['gma' in gap]> on Wednesday March 23, 2005 @12:10AM (#12020421) Homepage
    I missed this when the questions came around, but here is another mc chris interview [nadamucho.com] if you're looking for more goodness.

    (Disclaimer: Yes, I am affiliated, but it's the only way you're going to find out if his favorite kind of nut really IS a macadamia. ;) I'll post the straight text of the interview if there is interest.)

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