Batman Begins Trailer Released 404
Chris_Jefferson writes "The full-length trailer for Batman Begins has been released. Christian Bale looks great as Bruce Wayne, and hopefully I can recover from exposure to the awful last couple of Batman films, and the equally terrible Catwoman."
Batman (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Batman (Score:2, Funny)
Christian Bale (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Christian Bale (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Christian Bale (Score:2)
Other than that, totally hardcore movie, even in spite of having a done-to-death plot.
Re:Christian Bale (Score:4, Informative)
He wasn't supposed to fight with his partner for very long, because his partner wasn't nearly as good.
He *was* supposed to have a massive fight with the chubby British guy, which is what they didn't have the budget for, but I thought it turned out pretty well anyway. Apparently the fight they had planned is going to show up in Ultraviolet.
And then the abrupt credits rolling right afterwards. Its as if they just lost all their budget right there.
There was at least five minutes more movie after that fight...
Anyway, the movie did have a low budget. It shows in places, but it's still awesome.
Re:Christian Bale (Score:2)
He wasn't supposed to fight with his partner for very long, because his partner wasn't nearly as good.
He *was* supposed to have a massive fight with the chubby British guy, which is what they didn't have the budget for, but I thought it turned out pretty well anyway. Apparently the fight they had planned is going to show up in Ultraviolet.
Ahh. I knew the movie was missing a big end fight scene. By the British guy, do you mean the guy that played Robert the Bruce in Braveheart? I thought it would ha
Re:Christian Bale (Score:5, Interesting)
To be frank I think the previews look uninspiring. I just keep looking at the cast (which is for the most part great) and the director (Christopher Nolan) who while new has some decent films under his belt already. Surely they can't make too much of a mess - hopefully the previews are just badly put together. At the very least it looks like it will be far and away superior to the last couple of Batman films.
Jedidiah.
Better than the last two? (Score:3, Funny)
Talk about damning with faint praise...
Re:Christian Bale (Score:3, Funny)
Bale is literally nothng but skin and bone
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Re:Christian Bale (Score:2)
The batsuit doesn't have nipples... (Score:5, Funny)
How could it suck?
Re:The batsuit doesn't have nipples... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The batsuit doesn't have nipples... (Score:2)
Well, it is a prequel and a lot of geeks have an impressive command of Batman trivia to nitpick about.
Re:The batsuit doesn't have nipples... (Score:5, Funny)
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that Batman has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Re:The batsuit doesn't have nipples... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The batsuit doesn't have nipples... (Score:5, Funny)
Not that there's anything wrong with that..
Re:The batsuit doesn't have nipples... (Score:4, Funny)
iTunes?! (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:iTunes?! (Score:3, Informative)
Re:iTunes?! (Score:5, Informative)
Re:iTunes?! (Score:4, Informative)
To find it, I'd normally right click, view page info in firefox, switch to the media tab, and have a look for any Embeds on the page. This time 'view page info' wasn't available, so I simply went to the page with the movie I wanted, viewed the source, searched for ".mov", wget , realised it wasn't the real thing, cat , pulled the real URL out of it, and wget
I can never be bothered setting up anything slightly more convenient for the once in a blue moon I watch these things, and I prefer to have the movie here, rather than streaming it, as I assume the first URL was designed to do; might as well use the bandwidth once and watch it as many times as I wish (or show it to as many people as I wish, if the laptop's disconnected).
Re:iTunes?! (Score:2, Redundant)
Oh well..
Re:iTunes?! (Score:2)
Re:iTunes?! (Score:2)
It's SO SNEAKY that it offers you a free program to view the movie trailer, which you also didn't pay for. Sneaky indeed.
just the tip of the iceberg - Re:iTunes?! (Score:3, Interesting)
the folks over at macsimum news seem to think that apple is poised to be at the center of the media/entertainment(http://www.macsimumnews.com/in dex.php/search/results/1e6ceff0d8b3e098d0784ca4fae c710e// [macsimumnews.com] world when HD/movies/etc over-IP happens.
besides, why wouldn't apple want to use a media distribution ch
Re:iTunes?! (Score:3, Informative)
Fullscreen Trailer is only for ITunes users (Score:5, Insightful)
DVD Jon, where are you??? (Score:2)
Too bad for that... Apple is probably just trying, like usual, to leverage it's involvement into more users of it's products. Scary, that... when you think of how far convergence and consolidation can take us.
I don't know about you, but I'm anxiously waiting for another super-hero, DVD Jon, to de-iTunes the full screen version for me!
Re:DVD Jon, where are you??? (Score:3, Funny)
No, no, you've got that all wrong.
DVD Jon is the Arch Villain- stealing
I hope that Batman totally kicks his ass.
Re:Fullscreen Trailer is only for ITunes users (Score:5, Informative)
http://movies.apple.com/movies/wb/batman_begins/b
Re:Fullscreen Trailer is only for ITunes users (Score:2)
Re:Fullscreen Trailer is only for ITunes users (Score:5, Insightful)
It's funny how the description of this practice is a lot more colorful when it's about Microsoft.
Purr... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Purr... (Score:5, Funny)
Uh huh. And how long until you realized that you were checking out a GUY most of the time (ie her stunt double - look it up).
I always enjoyed watching people's faces when I told them that one
Re:Purr... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Purr... (Score:5, Funny)
> you were checking out a GUY most of the time
> (ie her stunt double - look it up).
>
> I always enjoyed watching people's faces when
> I told them that one
I've cranked off a few to Jaye Davidson in The Crying Game. Doesn't bother me none.
Re:Purr... (Score:2, Funny)
LOL! You would've gotten my funny mod points for that one. (If I had them.)
Before anyone brings it up... (Score:5, Interesting)
It's not even the old Batmobile. It's the tumbler, the precursor to any Bruce-designed rides. This was a prototype vehicle developed at Wayne Enterprises R&D for military purposes, and the project got scrapped.
Batman is not flying. He is gliding, using the rails sewn into the edges of his cape.
There will be lots in this movie* that doesn't line up with the other 4 flicks, because it's in a completely different continuity line. The director wanted everything in this movie to be believable and realistic. It's going to be darker and more real than even the first Batman in 1989.
*SPOILER: The end shows Commissioner Gordon holding up a clue from the next villain they can't catch without Batman's held, a playing card (Joker).
Re:Before anyone brings it up... (Score:5, Interesting)
All I can say is "good!". After the last two debacles the only tenable option was to his the big red PANIC!/RESTART! button in the corner, ignore the existence of anything else and try again.
I kind of appreciated Burton's take on Batman. While I didn't really like the films that much (for reasons relating to poor plots and a little too much humour) I do think he had an interesting and worthwhile vision for Batman. After Burton left so did any last semblance of sanity. We lost the strong vision, the plots and attempted humour only got worse, and well... How to sink a franchise really.
I must say, though, that given the success of Sin City it would be interesting to see a similarly styled take on The Dark Knight Returns. I guess that really depends on how much money Sin City makes.
Jedidiah.
Re:Before anyone brings it up... (Score:3, Interesting)
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At least they actually chose some decent stories to work from however, instead of making up random crap as they have in the past.
Jedidiah.
Re:Before anyone brings it up... (Score:2)
Re:Before anyone brings it up... (Score:2)
"78 cents or I piss on your flowers!"
Reid Fleming vs Milkman Dan!
Re:Before anyone brings it up... (Score:3, Insightful)
I never understood this "invented character X in story A could kick the crap out of invented character Y in story B" nonsense.
I mean, how about I create a character called UBERBRAWLFIST 3000 and claim that he is so powerful he could take Marv out in one blow?
I think these statements actually mean "I like character X more than character Y."
Re:Before anyone brings it up... (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, but Son Gokuu would totally kick UBERBRAWLFIST 3000's ass. Even without becoming a Suupaa Saiyajin.
Re:Before anyone brings it up... (Score:5, Funny)
I dunno, it's gonna be hard to be more real than a guy falling into a vat of acid, having plastic surgery done to make himself look like clown and then defacing an art museum while dancing around to Prince music....
Re:Before anyone brings it up... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Before anyone brings it up... (Score:5, Funny)
Seen the Michael Jackson trial recently?
Re:Before anyone brings it up... (Score:2)
Re:Before anyone brings it up... (Score:3, Insightful)
Good vs. Evil, man becomes bat, blah blah. Burton did this very well back in what? 90?
Re:Before anyone brings it up... (Score:4, Insightful)
I would bet that, of all the things that might go on with this version Batman, if he is shackled by moral uncertainty the movie won't do so well. People are probably in the mood for a hero who knows what's right and is willing to do terrible things to the bad guys.
As long as it's dark, I will probably like the movie either way. A dark Batman of any kind is far preferrable to the bubblegum variety.
Re:Before anyone brings it up... (Score:2)
I still reserve the right to bitch!! I won't even let a show about time-travel get away with that!
Re:I was about to complain (Score:2)
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Direct Links courtesy of AICN talkback (Score:5, Informative)
"Full Screen": http://movies.apple.com/movies/wb/batman_begins/b
With thanks to Alexandra.DuPont and Oski respectively
Bad PR for Linux (Score:2, Funny)
Batman is clearly another bit of Microsoft inspired FUD against Linux. I bet the Bat-mobile runs Windows too.
Equilibrium (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Equilibrium (Score:2)
Re:Equilibrium (Score:2)
Re:Equilibrium (Score:2)
Christian Bale acted well in this flick as well as in American Psycho. (Although my fraternity friends unfortunately still love to quote that one line where he yells "Don't just look at her ass, eat it!")
Re:Equilibrium (Score:2)
*SPOILER*
Re:American Psycho... (Score:2)
Re:American Psycho... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:American Psycho... (Score:3, Interesting)
I am not sure if this is a flame or a troll or just opinionated, perhaps all. However, that movie was terrible. Plot holes so large Mac trucks were driving through the screen. The ending was obvious and trite. The acting was wooden and wrong, the social commentary that could be contained in a Rob Schnieder film. Please someone tell me WHAT THE FUCK was so appealing about this movie? Do I need to read the book? Is the
Well this cannot be right... (Score:5, Funny)
Seriously though, this trailer looks just awesome... Dare I say it, it looks the way Batman should have been done - just like how Spiderman 1 and 2 were done: Exceptionally well.
To make things even more frozen over in hell, I a Unix geek, now have a girlfriend, and she codes, and she is cute...
Batman looking good, hot coder girlfriend, where did I get these drugs again?
Re:Well this cannot be right... (Score:5, Funny)
I must be in some bizzaro world...
Just don't give turtle-face batman a peanut. He's allergic
(reference for those who didn't get it) [tvtome.com]
Re:Well this cannot be right... (Score:5, Informative)
No surprise that Batman Begins looks so damn good: So much of it has to do with Chris Nolan as director.
Re:Well this cannot be right... (Score:2)
What I would have really liked to see in a "Batman Begi
Dork Tower (Score:3, Interesting)
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? (Score:4, Funny)
The impact. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The impact. (Score:2)
Re:The impact. (Score:3, Funny)
Hence the ' this costume does not enable you to fly' warnings '.
Ya know... (Score:2)
Yup, pretty crappy... (Score:2)
Re:Yup, pretty crappy... (Score:2)
A must-see for me...but only after researching (Score:5, Interesting)
Good Director? - Check. (not that Burton wasn't..it just went wrong somewhere) You might remember Chris Nolan from Memento, Insomnia, and Following (good, but under-budgeted and not quite flash enough). He's definitely the kind of director that gets entirely inside the head of his characters.
Good Writer? - Unsure. David Goyer has spawned such pap as the three Blade movies and the sequel to The Crow...no way to call if he can pull it off. Then again, he did write 'Dark City', so he's had his moments.
Christian Bale? - No comment...we'll see.
This has the potential to be the creepiest Batman yet. I've always considered 'the bat' to be someone that everyone should be a little unsure about, not just a someone that kicks ass.
Re:A must-see for me...but only after researching (Score:2)
But I liked Batman Forever. (Score:5, Funny)
I'm confused... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I'm confused... (Score:2)
What they really have to do... (Score:5, Funny)
Gordon: Penguin, Joker, Riddler... and Catwoman, too! The sum of the angles of that rectangle is too monstrous to contemplate!
Batman: We've been given the plainest warning! They're working together to take over...
O'Hara: To take over what, Batman? Gotham City?
Batman: Any two of them might try that!
Gordon: The whole... country?
Batman: If it were three of them, I would say yes, but four? Their minimum objective must be... the entire... world.
Note how angles apparantly vary from rectangle to rectangle, and the startling synergy achieved when all 4 supervillians team up as opposed to 2 or 3. Oh, and if you're curious about the "plainest warning" that the supervillians sent to Batman, go look up the full quote!
Ok, I know if they actually tried to make it campy, it would be boring and it would suck. And this whole post is just an excuse for me to bring up the 60s Batman. So......
Bring on Batman Begins
Re:What they really have to do... (Score:2)
I mean, the whole pop-art movement and everything?
Obligatory Quote (Score:4, Funny)
where a MAN dressed up as a BAT...
GETS ALL OF MY PRESS?
Re:Obligatory Quote (Score:4, Insightful)
This town need an enema!
What the hell did they do to the batmobile? (Score:2)
But it at least looks like it will be better than the last movie, even with the redneck version of the batmobile.
Obligatory iTunes rant (Score:2, Insightful)
Why in the world does Apple think that if I want to watch a Batman trailer, that I need iTunes?
This is exactly the sort of thing that Micro$oft would get raked across the coals for, but just because Apple beat them to it, it seems to be A-OK.
steve
OMG (Score:3, Funny)
It appears the iTMS is currently down! NONE of it works!
OMG, did you guys just Slashdot the iTMS?!?! ROTFL
Dare we hope? (Score:4, Funny)
Grayson (Score:5, Interesting)
http://www.theforce.net/fanfilms/nonsw/grayson/ [theforce.net]
Does anyone think it'll ever get made ?
Hmmmm... (Score:3, Interesting)
We see lot of DARK action in the movie. Yeah, it could even contain a death of someone Batman loves - altought it is guess while I haven't seen movie.
So...question is - could it possibly go somewhere wrong? Yes it could still. But as movie is shot by one of my favorite directors and stars Bale (which is my favorite in male actors category for some time, due of Equilibrium, willing to see The Mechanist and American Psycho), I wish them lot of artistic luck - let the director's eye doesn't run dry when he cuts and cuts and cuts and cuts...
I will wait for this movie, certanly.
Re:LOTR+Matrix+007... (Score:2, Funny)
Nerds dress badly too (Score:2)
Also, we've all been knocked around by jock-types and have this secret superhero thing... maybe we'll save the world somehow and eventtually get some oohs and aahs from the citizens.
Since it was a comic? (Score:3, Funny)
What am I, chopped liver?! (Score:5, Funny)
I donned my cape, cowel and trusty utility belt just to watch the trailer.
Don't I count as a nerd?
Re:How do you tolerate these comic book movies? (Score:4, Funny)
Two words: "Tits" and "Explosions". So you go ahead and watch Sideways again.
Re:How do you tolerate these comic book movies? (Score:4, Insightful)
Because I like to see more than two movies a year, maybe? Even then, I'd still watch comic book movies. I'm a big fan of martial arts movies, and as much as I love Hero and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, they don't stand anywhere near Jackie Chan in Drunken Master II. Some movies don't try to be works of art, just entertaining, fun stories, and by keeping their pretensions low they often end up connecting to the viewer on a more fundamental level. Anyway, Batman is a wonderful character archetype, especially among geeks, and I love to see how he is portrayed in different media.
It reminds me, I have some friends who spend all their time going over the deep meanings and messages of different musicians. They're go on and on about so-and-so evocatively portraying society through the eyes of whatever, and how this song is about that aspect of the human condition. Personally, I just like stuff that sounds good. Hell, half the music I listen to is in languages I don't even understand. No idea what any of it means, but it's just good music.
Of course, this might be more like my friend who won't listen to any band that gets played on the radio and brings up bands only he's ever heard of to show how hip and cultured he is. The funny thing is that he doesn't actually appreciate music so much as the feeling that he's superior to your regular bourgeoisie. There are a lot of independent film people that seem to think the same way.
Anyway, the point is that I like movies that I like. They might be visually stunning, they might address deep philosophical questions, or they might have a bunch of explosions and people kicking each other in the head. They go for different things, and as long as I approach them on the level that they're presented, there's no reason I can't enjoy both.
Re:wow. (Score:3, Insightful)
I agree that the Batman trailer is superior to the Serenity trailer but I found the Batman trailer similarly tired. Just like the covers of books, movie trailers are rarely designed by their creators. Thus, it's pointless to try to make