The Formula for a Successful Sitcom 291
indylaw writes "A team of scientists commissioned by British satellite channel UKTV Gold has developed a mathematical expression to predict the success of TV sitcoms. Using the formula [((R x D + V) x F) + S]/A, they determined that "Only Fools and Horses" and "The Office" are the best of British comedy, while "According to Bex" (which is being adapted for CBS in the fall and will star Jenna Elfman) scored in the bottom five."
The original Grauniad article: (Score:5, Informative)
Re:The original Grauniad article: (Score:2)
Re:The original Grauniad article: (Score:4, Interesting)
Let's apply this "formula" to the recent NBC sitcom, "Friends."
R: 3.
At the time of the show's start, Courney Cox was far and away the most recognizable celebrity on the show, due to her recent stint on the failed CBS drama "China Beach", and the fact that she was the girl who danced with Springsteen in that music video. Almost nobody remembered that Jenifer Aniston was in "Leprechan."
D: Zero. The characters all had rather low opinions of themselves, considering that they lived in the best two apartments in all of New York City.
3 x 0 = 0
V: 8.
It didn't suit everybody's tastes, but love it or hate it, the dialog on that show was its greatest strength. Otherwise dull scenes hinged entirely on the Chandler character just happening to think of the funniest thing you could possibly say at any given moment.
0 + 8 = 8
F: 1
There was an episode where Joey got a hernia from lifting weights, and I think Rachel bumped her head once or twice, but never badly enough to mess up Jenifer Aniston's perfect hair. I believe that was pretty much it.
8 x 1 = 8
S: 1
All six characters began the show as twentysomethings who were just starting out in life, and happened to luck into huge rent-controlled apartments. While wealth varied, class differences were pretty much non-existant. The poorest two character on the show in the first season, Joey, was the richest several years later. It seems that it was originally planned that the story of Rachel's fall and rise (Jewish American Princess - coffee shop girl - fashion-world executive) was to be one of the main story arcs, but it was almost never exploited beyond the first one or two episodes.
8 + 1 = 9
A: 10
The characters on Friends always came out on top. Even the worst disasters which came up were understood by the audience to be temporary setbacks. Just about every crazy scheme in the pursuit of either sex or money tended to pan out.
A good example is the "hernia" episode I mentioned earlier. Joey gets a hernia, but he had let his insurance lapse, and needed a paying acting job to get medical coverage for the surgery. After several failed auditions, he lands a part playing a dying man, because the pain of his injury made him so convincing as somebody who was suffering.
8 / 10 = 0.8
In other words, by this formula, Friends had no chance of ever catching on with TV audiences! What the hell was NBC thinking when they put that show in the slot once occupied by The Cosby Show and Cheers!?!?!?
Since the show ended it's miserable ratings failure of a run, NBC has been showing The Apprentice, starring Donald Trump, in that time slot. By this formula, The Apprentice has a much better chance of success as a sitcom.
Re:The original Grauniad article: (Score:3, Informative)
I think they're talking about recognizability as it relates to the character, not the actor. In other words, how well the audience can identify with the archetype on the show. In the ensemble, you had many different character types that I assume you could at least identify with [or as someone you could know] in any gi
Re:The original Grauniad article: (Score:3, Informative)
At the time of the show's start, Courney Cox was far and away the most recognizable celebrity
Whoa. Stop there. First misunderstanding : it's recognizability of the CHARACTERS. Not the actors. Practically everyone in the UK knows a Derrick Trotter or a David Brent.
Re:The original Grauniad article: (Score:2)
Re:The original Grauniad article: (Score:4, Insightful)
Can someone explain to me how exactly Blackadder and Fawlty Towers scored so relatively low compared to The Office and Only Fools and Horses? Are Edmund or Basil notably less "Recognisable" or "Deluded" about their grandeur than Del or David? Certainly there are about the same number of successful plans, and at least the same level of difference in social status (Edmund is to Baldrick as Del is to
I think it's nice that they've come up with a half assed justification to prefer their favourite comedies, but it really isn't significantly less subjective than asking a random person whether they like the show or not.
Jedidiah.
Re:The original Grauniad article: (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:The original Grauniad article: (Score:3, Insightful)
For the record I am just as much a fan of The Office and Only Fools and Horses as Blackadder and Fawlty Towers - I just can't see why the sc
Now... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Now... (Score:2)
Re:Now... (Score:5, Funny)
1
So... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:So... (Score:4, Informative)
Re:So... (Score:2)
Surely this formula is a joke.
Oh, I get it. (Score:5, Insightful)
And I usually like British humor. Strange, that.
What's the cost of a formula? (Score:3, Interesting)
S = intelligence and wit of the script
C = degree of variety and contrast of the characters
W = wise reflection on real life ironies
N = names that you remember
B = budget of producers
And the formula is:
(S + C + W + N) / B
That'll be 5c, please.
Re:What's the cost of a formula? (Score:5, Funny)
R.
Re:What's the cost of a formula? (Score:2)
Ooohh that is way to simple...
*Real* formulas have at least one sinus function,
pi should be involved somewhere and to give it that real scientific look, sigma and unknown variables
So i gave you function a bit of pepper:
e-1 x
-- S + sin(C) + w N
\ ______________________
/
-- pi * B
Now.. it really works!
Even better: Success = T#ts + As# (Score:5, Insightful)
I dispute your theorem! (Score:5, Informative)
Re:I dispute your theorem! (Score:3, Interesting)
The fact that there's a lot of T&A is an added bonus.
Re:I dispute your theorem! (Score:2)
Re:I dispute your theorem! (Score:2)
Re:Even better: Success = T#ts + As# (Score:2)
Doh! <slaps forehead> Why didn't I think of that before? Thanks.
Yeah, bring on the T&A. After all it made Baywatch one of the most popular shows in the world. Of course, T&A alone can't save every bad show. Charmed is unwatchable even with three hot babes. Alias is barely watchable with Garner. ST: V'ger was watchable with Six of Nine.
I hate these news-grabbing formulae (Score:5, Funny)
I've come up with my own formula: L=(nP+sqrt(C)/i). It calulates lameness of formulae (L) according to number of terms in arbitrary units (n), popularity of subject matter (P), column inches devoted to the formula in mainstream news (C), and intelligence of the researchers who came up with it (i). My formula has a lameness of only 4.7, but their is much lamer at 205.3.
So there.
I was wondering the same thing (Score:2)
Re:I hate these news-grabbing formulae (Score:2)
I designed and built my own. It's the best ever built, and I'm undoubtedly the greatest delusionometer designer there is.
Re:I hate these news-grabbing formulae (Score:2)
Does it run Linux?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Re:I hate these news-grabbing formulae (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I hate these news-grabbing formulae (Score:3, Insightful)
You mean "Is it funny or not"?
Wow! There we have it! The secret of writing a good sitcom is writing a funny script. How insightful.
For American audiences (Score:3, Funny)
The most formulaic (Score:3, Interesting)
1. Tim wants to make some sort of souped-up home improvement.
2. Tim makes fun of Al.
3. Tim has a hillarious accident on Tool Time.
4. Tim offends someone close to him.
5. Tim seeks advice from Wilson.
6. Tim misquotes Wilson when making ammends.
7. Everyone is happy!
It was totally mindless yet entertaining.
Re:The most formulaic (Score:2)
I was embarassed to be watching it, even alone.
Can't unseat the king! (Score:3, Insightful)
No way it can touch Three's Company. That was crap TV at its finest.
Re:The most formulaic (Score:3, Insightful)
1. Lucy get's an Idea
2. Lucy screws up whatever it is she was going to do
3. Lucy tries to hide the screw-up
4. Hilarity ensues when she gets found out
Re:The most formulaic (Score:2)
Live studio audience,
three cameras, just to name a couple. They both live on to this day.
Scooby Doo (Score:3, Informative)
2. Mystery Machine rolls into town.
3. Creature encounters Mystery Machine Crew.
4. Shaggy and Scooby run away and hide in the kitchen/walk in freezer/....
5. Thelma notices something strange.
6. Daphne and Fred say inane things and Fred tries to play Strong Leader.
7. Shaggy and Scooby happily raid fridge until rousted by Creature.
8. Thelma notices more clues. Fred plays Captain Obvious.
9. Creature terrorizes Shaggy and Scoo
Re:The most formulaic (Score:2)
Dad's Army (Score:3, Informative)
To me, that was, and still is the funniest comedy series ever made, and it is timeless - still funny as hell after all this time.
"You stupid boy".
Re:Dad's Army (Score:3, Informative)
Must say, other than Father Ted (which was ok) I can't disagree with their top 5.
If post hoc analysis is so great... (Score:3, Interesting)
Hmm.. (Score:2)
Re:Hmm.. (Score:2)
I'd be willing to get that on a list of successful British to American comedies, Sanford and Son would rank pretty high.
Re:Hmm.. (Score:2)
Besides 'three's company' was sadly probably the most successfull one ... (despite using the exact same script for the first episode and ruining a whole bunch of jokes by renaming the lead male char
Re:Hmm.. (Score:2)
Simpsons, the sitcom (Score:3, Informative)
Seeing it that way made me realise how shallow and weak sitcoms really were.
I was of course watching friends as usual 2 weeks later. But regardless of that, it was an interesting "experiment".
Re:Simpsons, the sitcom (Score:2)
Re:Simpsons, the sitcom (Score:2)
Re:Simpsons, the sitcom (Score:3, Informative)
Are you kidding? The Simpsons is probably one of the 'deepest' shows that has ever been on TV. The humor is all over the spectrum from Juvenille to sophisticated. It's rare that I watch an episode that I don't catch a new joke or see something in the background that I've never seen before.
I can respect that you don't like the Simpsons, and Seinfeld was a great show too, but don't call the Simpsons shallow or weak.
Putting your money where your mouth is (Score:2)
Are any of the folks behind the formula doing so?
Re:Putting your money where your mouth is (Score:2)
Applied to American sitcoms? (Score:2, Insightful)
If the formula were applied to American sitcoms, what percentage of airing sitcoms would have been spared production and airing, tormenting viewers, only to be cancelled halfway through the first season?
Why do they bother to "adapt" them? (Score:2)
It'd be like the BBC "adapting" Star Trek or Stargate, complete with spray painted washing up bottles and bits of string showing on the spacecraft.
Just show them.
By that metric (Score:5, Insightful)
Yeah, I don't think you meant to factor in Wit as an additive feature....
This is usually the problem with such a formula. It isn't the discovery of any kind of fundamental feature of the sitcom, it's just an attempt at an explanation of why the CURRENT set of sitcoms are good or bad.
My formula looks like this: The real problem is that humor is FAR harder to write than drama (ask anyone who has written both successfully), and so getting good writers is far more important for a sitcom than it is for a drama. Not that it's not hugely important for a drama, just moreso for a sitcom.
The best sitcom EVER (Score:2)
No, it is not MASH, nor Cheers, nor Faulty Towers nor Sienfeld although they are all good shows.
It is News Radio. A brilliant show with the best comic talent assembled in one show since the good days of SNL. It is also very well written, the characters all compliment the actors abilities. Also, it has the only woman character ever to appear on American TV that is b
Re:The best sitcom EVER (Score:2)
Holy shit, YES! Khandi Alexander [newsradioart.com] was and still is hot even though she now wears scrubs on CSI: Miami. Talk about a pair of legs.
Unfortunately the link above does not do justice to her.
Re:The best sitcom EVER (Score:2)
Re:The best sitcom EVER (Score:2)
'Lovitz' combined with the storyline just running out between Dave and Lisa made this unwatchable in the final seasons.
My own formula (Score:2)
C=Male comedian of moderate fame.
W=Wife that is far skinnier/prettier/smarter than he is.
T=Title that is a takeoff on a famous phrase.
K=number of kids.
N=Wacky neighbor.
E=Shown in a 'weekend' time slot.
CW+(TKN)^-E
bottom 5 (Score:2)
I think I've discovered a simplification they could do.
liars and numbers (Score:2)
Hardly matters. Coupling, at least the first three seasons, was an outstanding British comedy. The American adaptation was so painfully bad that NBC didn't even bother to show all that they had filemd (and they even aired all the filmed episodes of the awful and short lived LAX, so what do that say about their own opnion of the highly promoted US version of Coupling). There is proof
Re:liars and numbers (Score:2)
Pi (Score:2)
Somewhere in there.
Somewhere. I know it's right
in front of me. The pattern.
They say it's chaos, it can't
be understood, too much
complexity.
History it's there.
Lurking, shaping.
structuring, hiding, right
beneath the surface.
The cycling of disease epidemics,
the wax and wane of Caribou populations
in the Arctic, sunspot cycles,
the rise and fall of the
Nile and yes! the New York Stock
Exchange, they are all the
same.
I'll find this structure,
this order, this perfection.
Turn lead into gold.
The first. Right here. Rig
Re:Pi (Score:2)
formulaic (Score:2)
OTOH, perhaps bad shows are merely based on the _wrong_ formula. I leave it as an excercise for the reader to find a rev
where is black books (Score:2)
Quite possibly the funniest British sitcom of the past 5 years and it's not on the fucking list.
You can't get much better than a drunken Irish misanthrope, a hairy assistant and a dizzy cow.
I don't know about that (Score:2)
now all we need... (Score:2)
Re:now all we need... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:now all we need... (Score:2, Insightful)
1. Notice that a certain British show is successful.
2. Make an American show with the same name and a desperate and flawed attempt to capture the feel of the original.
I guess the obligatory next step is
3. PROFIT!!!
but it doesn't seem to have worked that way.
By the way, is it just me, or is the text we're supposed to read getting much harder to read? (Maybe I'm a script after all.)
It's simple. (Score:3, Funny)
{
show_quality = bad;
}
Does this only apply to England? (Score:2)
Re:Does this only apply to England? (Score:2)
Like in a given hour on TBS you may see a commercial for "friends" or family guy at every break [repeatedly during the same break]. Then you see the little pop ups during ths show at the bottom, etc...
I imagine shows like Friends or Joey wouldn't get half the audience they do if they had to rely on people ACTUALLY LIKING IT for what it's worth...
Tom
Sitcoms themselve are the problem (Score:2)
My main beef is that the sitcoms themselves are the problem. Whether they are formulaic and derivative or not, the genre itself is getting stale.
Some of the tv shows that make me laugh include cynical mockumentaries [imdb.com], a breezy comedy of manners [imdb.com], and an utterly weird [imdb.com] sketch comedy series. Not to mention a couple of the home [imdb.com] grown [imdb.com] entries.
Not a sitcom in sight.
...laura
Yeah but, No but, Yeah but, No but, Yeah but... (Score:2, Funny)
They're just gonna take like only fools and horses right and then make it in the US with the Trotters living in like Venace Beach or something and driving a ford pinto and then they take out all the swear words like plonker and bollocks and stuff cause the yanks don't know shit about stuff like that and then they put in all this cheasy yank stuff like chearleaders and baseball and try to make it funny again but it ends up getting well crap cause thay cant insu
Re:Yeah but, No but, Yeah but, No but, Yeah but... (Score:2)
Add in a channel solely devoted to people playing darts, and you've just described UK television. (at least, during my last visit.) Oh, and commercials for ringtones.
Oh, I kid, I kid. I love bbc sitcoms, but they never seemed to be on while i was watching. It was always either Friends or the Jerry Springer Opera...
m-
"will star Jenna Elfman" (Score:2)
All I needed to know it would be in the bottom five.
Who needs a math formula?
but does it have a "babe" factor? (Score:2)
Formulaic (Score:2)
So this puts the formula back in formulaic?
What kind of head trauma do you have to suffer from to enjoy "The Office"? I really want to know. I forced myself to watch the first 2/3 of the first episode. I'm surprised I even lasted that long. Now if you really want the best of recent British comedy watch "Coupling". [bbc.co.uk]
The BBC has this nice section called Get Writing: [bbc.co.uk]
British formula (Score:2)
In the U.K. (Score:2)
Class act (Score:2)
Is class a taboo subject in America? Many of the comment here make it seem so.
TWW
Father Ted Third! (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Elfman? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Elfman? (Score:2)
h4b!
h4b!! [h4b.us]
Re:Elfman? (Score:2)
Re:QUESTION: (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:QUESTION: (Score:2)
I hope none of these lackeys realise that if they make a show where "the success of any scheme or stratagem in the show" is zero, they'll an infinite funny-index.
Get ready for a slew of shows featuring actors completely failing to function as human-beings.
Re:QUESTION: (Score:2)
Formula for getting high-mod points: (Score:5, Funny)
Where:
F = Likelihood of remaining on the first page of comments
R = Recognizability rating (editors=9, Taco=10, ACs=0)
D = User ID numerical ranking, 3 or fewer digits=10
V = Actual intelligence score of post
S = Number of "Me too" replies generated
A = General interest of story commenting on
Re:Formula for getting high-mod points: (Score:2)
Re:Seinfeld anyone? (Score:2)
Re:Seinfeld anyone? (Score:2)
Re:Seinfeld anyone? (Score:2)
Re:Bzzzt! Wrong. Do it again... (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Bzzzt! Wrong. Do it again... (Score:2)
Coupling is much better than The Office.
Re:Bzzzt! Wrong. Do it again... (Score:3, Insightful)
Both Are You Being Served and Keeping Up Appearances are godawful excuses for comedy !
The whole amusement of The Office was the utter painfullness of David Brents behaviour rather than any regional jokes.
Re:Too subjective (Score:2)
Re:Too subjective (Score:2)
Moreover it also suffers from problems of subjectivity (what is life? intelligence?). It's only really used as a rhetorical tool for people who believe intelligent aliens must exist somewhere in the Galaxy.