Simpsons Film in Preproduction 331
93,000 writes "According to Yahoo news, a Simpsons feature film is now in preproduction. In TFA, Nancy Cartwright is quoted as saying "We've just done the table read for The Simpsons movie, so although we've been promoting that we're going to do it, now we're actually doing it and are in production . . ." Also from TFA: "'They are working on hammering out a script, but there's no title or production date or release date,' studio spokeswoman Antonia Coffman told E! Online Wednesday. 'We always wanted the show to end first but it just keeps going. Now they've worked out a team to simultaneously do [both the film and show].'""
No script? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:No script? (Score:2, Funny)
We always wanted the show to end... (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:We always wanted the show to end... (Score:3, Insightful)
The Simpsons meet [insert current pop star] and have zany unfunny adventures.
Or the Simpsons [go to X country] and have recycled unfunny adventures.
This movie is the final dagger in the reputation of the once great show. Please Fox cancel the God damn show, we've got the Family Guy back again.
Re:We always wanted the show to end... (Score:2, Insightful)
Definitely true, but there are still enough long time Simpsons fans to support a feature film. Heck, a lot of folks will go just to see how bad it is.
Re:We always wanted the show to end... (Score:5, Funny)
Well it *is* animation, after all...
Script shall be written! (Score:2)
The movie will start with:
- It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times!
Re:No script? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:No script? (Score:3, Funny)
About bloody time! (Score:2)
Re:About bloody time! (Score:3)
Let me be the first to say (Score:2)
Re:Let me be the first to say (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Let me be the first to say (Score:5, Informative)
Anchor Kent Brockman draws the only assumption that can be drawn: (stolen from snpp.com)
Kent: Ladies and gentlemen, er, we've just lost the picture, but, uh, what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has been taken over -- "conquered", if you will -- by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain, there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.
Re:Let me be the first to say (Score:2)
It's Kent Brockman from Deep Space Homer [snpp.com], poser.
Kent: Ladies and gentlemen, er, we've just lost the picture, but, uh, what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has been taken over -- "conquered", if you will -- by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certai
More info at Wikipedia (Score:5, Informative)
Hey!!! (Score:3, Funny)
D'OH!!!!
Re:Hey!!! (Score:3, Insightful)
New Hotness - Darth Vader's "NOOOOOOOO!!!"
Simpsons Movie??? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Simpsons Movie??? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Simpsons Movie??? (Score:2)
Cut to Carl holding a word of the day card, which reads "conquer".
SiO2
simpsonsmovie.com (Score:5, Interesting)
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Er, who cares (Score:2)
Re:Er, who cares (Score:3, Insightful)
In fact, common courtesy dictates that you shut the hell up.
I know, it's a shoker, but your opinion on slashdot changes NOTHING.
Table read without script? (Score:2, Funny)
Oops, wrong show...
Jump Shark (Score:2)
Re:Jump Shark (Score:2)
SPOILERS: Here's the plot outline (Score:5, Funny)
Re:SPOILERS: Here's the plot outline (Score:2, Funny)
obMisquote (Score:5, Funny)
Re:obMisquote (Score:4, Funny)
I'm sure they'll have trouble practicing (Score:2)
Guy: Up and atom!
McBain: Up and at them!
So what's going to be the big draw to this? (Score:5, Interesting)
Come on guys, there has to be some big unveiling for the movie!
Re:So what's going to be the big draw to this? (Score:3, Informative)
Smithers is a burnsosexual and i don't really think he is in the closet to anyone except Mr Burns who has a fairly good idea anyway
Re:So what's going to be the big draw to this? (Score:2, Informative)
Re:So what's going to be the big draw to this? (Score:4, Insightful)
It was never intended to actually exist in any state of the USA but exist in all .
Re:So what's going to be the big draw to this? (Score:2)
Uhh... Marge naked and petrified??
A cluster of Itchys?
The family visits Soviet Russia?
Re:So what's going to be the big draw to this? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:So what's going to be the big draw to this? (Score:3, Informative)
Re:So what's going to be the big draw to this? (Score:2)
Clearly you've never been to Mississippi.
at last, I'll live out a lifelong dream! (Score:5, Funny)
A Good Way to Go Out (Score:2)
Granted, that sounds hopefully idealistic of me, considering what kinda cash cow the Simpsons has become, but the act of leaving on a high note doesn't occur much often anymore, an
Length (Score:5, Insightful)
in the commentary for season 5 they talk about how an episode of the recent series is 2 minutes shorter (more adverts) than a season 5 episode. this forces them to remove an entire mini-story, which are often the source of many of the funniest moments.
though a movie format causes its own set of problems. I'd prefer they just went back to making longer episodes, but at this point I don't think a movie could makes things much worse so here's hoping for a return to form.
Re:Length (Score:3, Insightful)
Perhapes a longer story format will bring out something interesting, but I'm not holding my breath.
Dear God no (Score:2)
I appreciate the show has been exceptional in its ability to make people laugh over 17 seasons but I really cant see a movie in it.
I hear that in the movie... (Score:2)
Swear word? (Score:2)
Download IT! (Score:4, Funny)
Casting (Score:5, Funny)
Marge - That redhead from Suddenly Susan
Lisa - The actor who was Frodo Baggins
Bart - Jeremy Irons
Maggie - Who cares? Stick a pacifier into someone's mouth and bob's your uncle
Ned Flanders - Bruce Willis
His wife - Angelina Jolie
His kids - Don't care
Apu - Amitabh Bachchan
Montgomery Burns - Anthony Hopkins
Crusty the Clown - Michael Jackson
Sideshow bob - Robert Miles
The police chief - Michael Moore
His son - George W. Bush
Principal Skinner - Robert Redford
Mayor of Springfield - John Malkovich
Re:Casting (Score:2)
His son - George W. Bush
Now that's just hilarious. I certainly hope Matt Groenig reads this;-)
Re:Casting (Score:2)
Re:Casting (Score:2, Funny)
Forgot the following
Sean Connery - The Scottish Janitor
Ted Kennedy - Barney (the drunk)
Michael Caine - Moe
Re:Casting (Score:2)
The Comic Book Guy - William Shatner
Re:Casting (Score:3, Funny)
I heard Slashdot was hosting tryouts for this part.
Re:Casting (Score:3, Interesting)
She could always be the ghost of maude flanders.....doing a nude shower scene...
I couldn't have said it better myself (Score:3, Funny)
My thoughts exactly.
Re:I couldn't have said it better myself (Score:2)
Hey, let's do a carebears moving!
Glowworm anyone? Teddy Ruxpin vs. Ewoks!
LET...GO...PLEASE...
Tom
meh.... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:meh.... (Score:2)
mmmm...sacrilicious
Well... (Score:2)
Itchy and Scratchy (Score:2)
So Whos Gonna Play... (Score:2)
Best Slashdot story, EVAR. (Score:2)
Re:Best Slashdot story, EVAR. (Score:2)
This could revitalize the show. (Score:5, Interesting)
The Film Generally=Death. I hope not here. (Score:2)
Beavis and Butthead, and perhaps even South Park, by the time their movies had aired, it was clearly evident that the writers didn't know what to do next.
Please do not kill the Simpsons! They are my only refuge on TV, to get away from reality TV, death, and violence, wars, etc.
Sincerely, Rob.
disgust (Score:3, Funny)
Most obvious post *ever*. (Score:2)
Please get Conan involved!!! (Score:5, Insightful)
I love to see you come, but I hate to see you go.. (Score:4, Insightful)
All good things must come to an end.
As far as Family Guy fans go, please don't knock the Simpons because you arn't (or ever were) cultured enough to enjoy them anymore. By all means stick with your slap-stick humor of choice. Personally I was always partial to The Three Stooges.
--Oh, oh, oh, Jolly Mon sing!
Keep it the same (Score:2)
Lisa week 1 : I'm a genius little girl who can save the world with my knowledge!
Lisa week 2 : Look I'm Bart's equal I can be a little brat and watch itchy and scratchy
Lisa week 3 : I'm a hippy who eats no meat!
Lisa week 4 : Seen eating pork chops and throwing food at Bart.
Re:Keep it the same (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Jumping the Shark (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Jumping the Shark (Score:2)
I have found over the years that episodes are better the 2nd time I see them. I'll see a new episode, adn think "Hmm, it wa
Re:Jumping the Shark (Score:2)
Advancing the characters? (Score:2)
I really don't think advancing the characters has ever been a big goal of the writers.
YES, Advancing the characters (Score:5, Informative)
For example, if you were to watch just one episode of The Simpsons, you'd think Homer is just a regular angry fat man who is a bad father. But after watching more episodes you get to sympthathise with the character. He works hard to provide for his family and really loves his kids, even though he finds parenting a struggle. This is what advancing a character is about - turning them from a drawing into a fleshed-out and believable human being by exploring their relationships with other characters such as spouses, children and parents. This is shown through emotionally charged episodes in the early seasons.
Then you look at the recent seasons and see that character advancement is impossible because full emotional capacity has been reached. We know what happened to Marge's father. We've seen the marital problems between Marge and Homer. We've shed a tear of sympathy for poor misunderstood Lisa. We've seen the childish Bart deal with love and other 'adult' issues. It is nigh on impossible for a writer to create such emotionally charged plots without retreading old ground. The only thing to do is put them in a yet another 'funny' and wacky situation with some flavour-of-the-month celebrity. OH LOOK HOMER BOUGHT A HELICOPTER WHAT FUNNY ADVENTURES WILL HE HAVE?
Not to flame, but give me some fucking credit and don't take things too literally in the future.
Re:Advancing the characters? (Score:2)
Re:Jumping the Shark (Score:2)
Re:Jumping the Shark (Score:4, Insightful)
What we need is movies with fresh plots, new ideas and in no way connected to anything on TV.
Re:Jumping the Shark (Score:2)
Re:Jumping the Shark (Score:5, Informative)
QUIT USING THAT PHRASE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!
'Jumping the shark' references a Happy Days sketch in which the Fonz jumps over a shark on water skis. For many, this episode epitomised the moment that the show stopped being funny (or in a broader sense, as good as it once was) and thus the phrase has been adopted to reference similar points in other shows and even non-television situations. For example:
Slashdot jumped the shark when it hit 700 thousand members.
Re:Jumping the Shark (Score:5, Funny)
/. jumped the shark when we had our first dupe.
I feel sorry for the ten people who were here to witness the end of an era.
Slashdot (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Slashdot (Score:3, Insightful)
Also, the expression "jump the shark" jumped the shark when it was mentioned in over six posts in a single thread.
Re:Jumping the Shark (Score:2)
My bad. I regret the error.
Re:Jumping the Shark (Score:2)
Damn...just missed it. And here I was going to add you to my friend's list due to your Lost sig...
Re:Jumping the Shark (Score:3, Funny)
Oh and thanks for the keen observation about my current social and working situation as well as the genius of linking UI
Re:Jumping the Shark (Score:3)
Wait, Marge. Maybe if you're truly cool, you don't need to be told you're cool.
Actually, Season 7 is when it started downhill (Score:3)
Re:Please just kill it... (Score:2)
In fact the show has gotten CORNY.
I own the first 5 seasons on DVD
In the 4th or 5th season episode "Marge On A Lamb", their next door neighbour, Ruth, comes over and asks Marge if she can borrow a power sander. Marge
Re:Please just kill it... (Score:3, Insightful)
Season Eight:
(personal fav's marked with *)
You Only Move Twice*
El Viaje Misterioso Nuestro Jomer
The Springfield Files*
Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh*
Lisa ' s Date With Density*
Treehouse Of Horror VII*
The Homer They Fall*
A Milhouse Divided*
Burns, Baby Burns
Bart After Dark
Hurricane Neddy*
T
Re:Please just kill it... (Score:3, Insightful)
While seasons 9 through 13 leave much to be desired, the last few seasons have had any number of outstanding episodes.
Re:Why won't they just let it die? (Score:2)
You answered your own question.
Re:Why won't they just let it die? (Score:2, Funny)
Exxxcelllent... (Score:4, Funny)
Thank you.
Re:Six months later... (Score:2)
Star Trek: The Motion Picture came out after TOS's run had ended (in fact, it used bits of a proposed pilot for a new series). Star Trek: Generations, likewise, came out after TNG had ended.
SNL was still on, if I remember correctly, despite Wayne's World having premired in the early 90s. Yeah, its not so funny anymore, but its still there.
Bevis and Butthead, I think, had ended before Do America came out, but I'm not sure. I
Re:Six months later... (Score:2)
Re:It's already released on torrent! (Score:2, Funny)
Let's hope she made it the bathroom. And wouldn't "Ay caramba!" be more appropriate?
Re:Because of the South Park Movie (Score:3, Insightful)
The just had a standard half hour story and had the characters burst into song every couple of minutes.
It's the only film I've seen where there were only about half the number of people watching at the end of the film than there were at the beginning. I only stayed because I was able to amuse myself timing the gaps between the songs (a bit less than 2 minutes on average.. closer to 1 minute 45).
OTOH quite a few Simpsons epi