Mobile Magazine's Notebook Tech Support Reviews 151
antdude writes "Mobile Magazine tested companies' technical support for their notebooks/laptops. Each test had three calls to each of ten major notebook manufacturers (added three additional vendors since last year). Also, called three third-party providers of PC help. On the whole, what they found was a sea of ignorance -- and annoying fixation with pinning down our name, address, and serial numbers. Things haven't gotten any better since our 2004 test -- and most of the vendors we tested have actually gotten worse..."
Three samples isn't statistically kosher. (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Three samples isn't statistically kosher. (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Three samples isn't statistically kosher. (Score:3, Informative)
http://www.consumerreports.org/main/detailv4.jsp?
The Tests Used... (Score:1, Insightful)
Call 2: Wi-Fi misconfiguration We turned off TCP/IP routing for our wireless adapter, so we could connect to the router but couldn't browse the web. Easy fix: Check the properties for the relevant adapter to make sure the correct protocols are installed. Or, uninstall the device and reboot.
Call 3: Corrupted operating system We overwrote a critic
Re:The Tests Used... (Score:3, Informative)
#2 Also tricky to pull, I'd have to assume negligence in setting up your Internet settings is what caused this (or why play with that?). Perhaps you were setting up a new ISP, complete with new settings when you hit that checkbox.
#3 I'm suspecting a trojan or other
Re:The Tests Used... (Score:2)
Re:The Tests Used... (Score:2)
Re:The Tests Used... (Score:2)
There were also some quality issues with the 60GXP, the successor to the 75GXP, but not on the same order.
My experience? 30GB 75GXP. 14 months, RIP.
Re:Three samples isn't statistically kosher. (Score:3, Interesting)
At least one of the problems they induced would never, ever happen to a normal person, either.
Here's an idea for their next article: "How Far Can You Drop a Demo Laptop, And What Damage Ensues?" I'm sure it will be equally well-thought-out.
Re:Three samples isn't statistically kosher. (Score:3, Insightful)
The validity of an anecdotal study like this hinges on how strong your expectation of consistent service is. If you have good reason to believe that a single experience is probably representative of most visits, you can have a very small sample and still come back with valid conclusions.
Take restaurant reviewing as an example: The Michelin and Zagat's restaur
Re:Three samples isn't statistically kosher. (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Three samples isn't statistically kosher. (Score:3, Insightful)
This has to be the most pointless and idiotic reply I have ever read in my life. The poster you responded to gave an extremely detailed description of why a small sample size is sufficient. All you have done is repeat the original statement to which he was replying: Oh, its totally random.
ITS NOT FUCKING RANDOM.
If statisticians can statistically determine who the next president of the United States is by polling 1000 people, I think making 3 calls to a tech support line is more t
Re:Three samples isn't statistically kosher. (Score:2)
If statisticians can statistically determine who the next president of the United States
Re:Three samples isn't statistically kosher. (Score:2)
With a larger sample size, random chance plays less of a part - if you have consistently good techs, you will get a good score, and if you have consistently bad techs you will get a bad score.
I do understand statistical methods. I think that our major difference of opinion here is in how much difference there really is between the majority of techs working at a given company. That's what most
Re:Three samples isn't statistically kosher. (Score:2)
Like you, I haven't had a stats course in a long time - in my case 25 years - but the holes in this study are still obvious to me. Look closer at the Consumer Reports arti
stupid contrived tests (Score:2)
The contrived test they came up with was to bring a computer that won't boot up--the cause was the ribbon cable on the hard drive was upside down (which is unusual today because ribbon cables have the little notch to prevent that.) The solutin they were looking for for the technician to put the ribbon cable correctly.
Everyone failed the test except for one store (as I rec
Re:stupid contrived tests (Score:2)
When I can't access a HD, I will unplug the cable, blow out the areas, and plug it back in. It's one of the first things to come to mind.
Now, if this was over the phone, I prob. wouldn't te
Re:stupid contrived tests (Score:2)
Sounds like a strange approach to me.
I'm sysadmin for a living (over 2yrs now) and I think I have never removed the cable, "blown" it and plugged it back in when I encounter a broken drive.
I usually only apply some pressure to the plug to make sure it
hasn't loosened over time.
I don't think dust can collect inside the plug-holes to an amount where it would interfere wit
A sad state of affairs (Score:1)
Re:A sad state of affairs (Score:2)
Which is only natural. The problem is, the bar is continually being lowered. As part of a Marketing class assignment, we read about how major vendors in all industries are letting their support slide, because as it turns out, people don't care enough to do anything about it. They SAY they do, but they don't.
Customers that make real trouble, companies would rather lose to reduce support costs. Individuals just don't matter anymore. People will continue to buy Dells, no matter how bad the customer su
Re:A sad state of affairs (Score:2)
Well, it seems to have worked, given that EL has now outsourced all their first-tier support staff ;)
It's not so bad, really - my only (minor) complaint is that their staff feel compelled to make up Americanized names when you call. I don't know if it's policy or what, but I'm really not going to flip out if you tell me your name is Bina or Niraj or whatever - just don't bulls
And for real fun... (Score:2)
IBM does (did?) a good job with this. Others completely fell apart.
The call to Dell (Score:3, Funny)
Click
Re:The call to Dell (Score:2)
Re:The call to Dell (Score:2)
Re:The call to Dell (Score:2)
(This was for an Axim.)
You get what you pay for (Score:4, Insightful)
If a company were to start advertising, 'Hey- our laptops cost more but you get the best service.' I bet they wouldn't sell as well as the company beating their prices.
With the wealth of knowledge available on the web-- I don't usually use support anyway. My family that aren't as tech savvy? They bring their issues to me. They don't use the support either.
Re:You get what you pay for (Score:2, Informative)
Re:You get what you pay for (Score:2)
Re:You get what you pay for (Score:1)
Not always. Dell's prices are usually quite good, but rarely the absolute cheapest. But what has their advertising mantra been over the past few years? "Award winning service and support". They offered impressive -- and industry changing -- service plans on their products, and people started buying Dell over HP, Compaq, Gateway, and others
Re:You get what you pay for (Score:2)
Re:You get what you pay for (Score:2)
You pay for support, wether you think you do or not. Unless of course, you don't buy anything at all....
Re:You get what you pay for (Score:2)
Re:You get what you pay for (Score:2)
(My company plug for the day)
this doesn't surprise me (Score:1)
You almost wonder if the major manufacturers want to make sure that it isn't too easy or people will access the services too often.
Re:this doesn't surprise me (Score:2)
This was if she had a hardware failure. Any other problem, she'd call me and have me fix it there.
I tried phoning for tech support (Score:3, Funny)
Um, hello?
My pet on-hold peeve (Score:5, Insightful)
On the plus side, one tech support line, ( I think it was 3com) had a voice at the start of the hold cue that said, Press 1 for classical music, Press 2 for Jazz, Press 3 for classic rock.... That was pretty nice
Re:My pet on-hold peeve (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:My pet on-hold peeve (Score:3, Funny)
HP's interruptions are terrible. "HP and AOL have teamed up to simplify the Internet for you!" every five minutes for hours on end. Intolerable.
Re:My pet on-hold peeve (Score:3, Funny)
Management didn't particularly ask what music we were putting on the server, so we just put all the MP3's we had handy, and an ancient version of slackware that would run on the 486 we had lying around, and we had to set the MP3 player to mono only so it would pl
Re:My pet on-hold peeve (Score:2, Funny)
That way I get the full fun of working them up into a complete tizzy.
Re:My pet on-hold peeve (Score:2, Insightful)
I'm not sure if they still do it but Gateway used to have a fake Ga
Re:My pet on-hold peeve (Score:2, Informative)
Yes, actually that was a 3com thing, I worked with US Robotics and when they split off in 97-98(?) we kept the music going... we even had the option of changing what songs were played as long as it was along the lines of Classical, Jazz, Adult Contemporary, or Classic Rock. We found ourselves in h
Re:My pet on-hold peeve (Score:2)
On the plus side, one tech support line, ( I think it was 3com) had a voice at the start of the hold cue that said, Press 1 for classical music, Press 2 for Jazz, Press 3 for classic rock.... That was pretty nice
Is that really nice, or merely a flag that their support was so bad that they're more interested in improving the wait than they are in improving the support? I think there is a car rental ad on TV that sarcastically portrays their competitor like that: "It's a long line but, hey, free coffee
Re:My pet on-hold peeve (Score:2)
Press 4 for The Corrs!
Sorry, my favorite band...And if they were on everybody's holding music, most people - except the rappers, soul, R&B, jazz, country-Western, punk, death metal and Gothic types - wouldn't mind. And if you could see their music videos while you wait, even those types wouldn't mind.
Hey! Great idea! Get video to everybody's phone and show PORN while you wait!
I can see the phone menu now: Press 1 for straight, press 2 for lesbian, press 3 for gay, press 4 for orgy, press 5 for fat w
Re:My pet on-hold peeve (Score:2)
It's a $ loser... (Score:2, Informative)
I haven't had problems (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I haven't had problems (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I haven't had problems (Score:2)
Besides, you can get your data out of the other kind of notebook with the proper tool [swissarmy.com]. You can then cut & paste, or import into a three-ring system with another tool [staples.com].
(How far can we stretch this joke? :) )
Re:I haven't had problems (Score:2)
I've never seen filesystem corruption unless I left it open when not in use.
Of course files can corrupt or get lost easily when you just put them randomly out there - keep them within the notebook's filesystem, and they don't get corrupted.
Also, there are higher end versions with directory-capable filing systems (these often go under the name "5-subject", and have more storage capacity than normal notebooks). It's even theoretically possible to us
VPAC is necessary (Score:3, Interesting)
Employees are not trusted (Score:2, Interesting)
Also the call center person has his/her hands tied when fixing the problem. Recently my cable internet service did not discontin
Re:Employees are not trusted (Score:4, Insightful)
The problem is that if they listened to everyone who says "I know what I'm doing with computers!", they'd spend all day shipping out new computers to thousands of people whose cat knocked the power cord out of the outlet.
Re:Employees are not trusted (Score:2)
Is that why tech support's first question is always: "Do you own a cat?"
Re:Employees are not trusted (Score:3, Informative)
Get a real warranty. When the hard drive in my Dell D600 laptop died, I phoned the support number, gave them the serial number, said "the hard drive died and your diagnostic utility is saying <insert error message here>", and I had a new hard drive before 9AM the next morning.
Re:Employees are not trusted (Score:2)
- Qua
Re:Employees are not trusted (Score:2)
If it just was possible to may for better support (Score:2)
This reminds me of lately when I had a problem with my cable modem. I called the ISP on a friday telling them that my inter
If it just was possible to pay for support (Score:2)
What I really wanted for the heading was: If it just was possible to pay for better support, I would do it.
Possibly even more malicious than that. (Score:2)
Also the call center person has his/her hands tied when fixing the problem. Recently my cable internet service did not discontinue my service when I told them to. Even though it was obvious they needed to credit my account for the extra month they charged me for, the representative could not due to some rule. If he was trusted to just make the decision things would go much smoother.
Judging from some of the horror stories I've heard in re: cable/satellite/cell phone billing nightmares, I wouldn't be surpr
I work in tech support for Road Runner... (Score:1, Interesting)
Re:I work in tech support for Road Runner... (Score:2)
You claim that computer tech support work is work that only morons would do. I don't get you. Does that mean everyone who
Re:I work in tech support for Road Runner... (Score:2)
Phrases like emtionally stunted, dull-witted, and psychologically regressive come to mind
thefreedictionary.com, along with several other sources define moron thus:
1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. Psychology A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age of from 7 to 12 years and generally having communication and social skills enabling some degree of academic or vocational education. The term belongs to a cla
Tell me how long and how many ahead of me... (Score:2)
Though you can get into predictive problems with this. United Airlines has told me more than once, "your estimated wait time is 80 minutes". Yikes! And they still can't make money?
Re:Tell me how long and how many ahead of me... (Score:1)
Re:Tell me how long and how many ahead of me... (Score:2)
Re:Tell me how long and how many ahead of me... (Score:2)
wanna know why they've stopped doing this? (Score:2)
Former Dell Rep (Score:4, Informative)
First off, Dell doesn't do the work themselves. They outsource their tech-support to another company (whom I worked for). They've got call centers across the US and in other countries. The trouble is, if one call center is being overwhelmed, you call will get bumped to another. When that happens, you might get put into the wrong queue (home users ending up on the business lines), which means you'll have to hang up and call again. Each queue is only allowed to handle their particular service area. So, if you have an Inspiron laptop at home, you can't get any help from the desktop techs or the business laptop techs. And they can't transfer calls to another queue.
Further, the call centers close up shop at midnight local time. All remaining calls in queue then get bumped west. After midnight in California, that means you're getting a foreign call center until 8 am Eastern.
The serial numbers, however, are a good thing. When you call in, you're asked to read off the Service Tag for your machine, which allows the tech to not only pull up technical specs on your individual Dell, but to see your prior call history. That way, they know that the last time you called in you were having X problem, and the tech recommended Y solution, or that they sent out a replacement hard drive, etc.
In all, it wasn't a bad job (aside from rude or hysterical callers). Just tedious, and you had little chance to interact with your co-workers, or even your supervisors. Hell, I never did find out what my supervisor's name was, because I never met her in person.
Re:Former Dell Rep (Score:2)
I'm so glad I was never part of that account. You guys (if you did indeed work for the company I'm talking about) pretty much made the company and gave them the perfect marketing tool (support is great!) that they pimp to this day. Ya'll were pretty enthusiastic about it too.
I hear today it's a shell of what it used to be in the mid-late 90's.
Re:Former Dell Rep (Score:2)
That's when you know, "This is going to be a baaaad call..."
Economics of Tech Support (Score:3, Interesting)
There is -no- incentive for having warm bodies intelligently support a product. An employee like that would:
1. cost too much money/hour and be hard to replace.
2. Take too long with each customer
3. Inspire more phone calls. (support is great right?)
4. Raise the price of the laptop.
Why is this a problem? (Score:1)
Ya, god forbid they'd want to ship you a replacement part or know who they are talking to. I have no clue why this is a negative point.
One thing I really like is calling HP phone support. I've dealt with them several times over the past 2 weeks for server issues. They have one of those automated voice response systems that ask you what product you are calling about and what operating system it uses. I only had a problem onc
Re:Why is this a problem? (Score:2)
Most of you don't get it (Score:4, Informative)
Most calls to support have little to do with actual problems.
Most calls to support are from the 95% of the population that calls because 'the internet is broken, please fix it, I bought my computer from you'.
So, they have procedures to deal with these 95%.
No, "I know my stuff, just trust me" won"t work - everyone says that.
Your best bet is to play along, nicely.
Spontaneously providing precise and to the point information gets you out of the dummy filters faster. Of course, the question is then, can you get to someone who can actually fix the poroblem.
This is the real problem.
Bashing the dummy-filtering procedure is pointless. Focusing on the eventual availability of someone with the knowledge/power to fix things is what matters.
Horrible Testing (Score:5, Insightful)
These problems are even more ridiculous when you look at what they did to their apple laptop. As a reference point, Apple has the highest ranked Tech Support by Consumer Reports for both desktops and laptops. In one phone call, they decided this was not the case--apparently conducting surveys of thousands of people is unnecessary.
They also chose different problems for the mac--booting off a non-existent network drive? How is this even remotely a real-world problem? Furthermore, holding down option while rebooting lets you choose the drive your computer will boot from--which is a fix for the problem. If they reset the preference after they booted so that it broke again, that's not Apple's fault.
Misconfiguring wi-fi is also an amazingly horrible test. There's no way to know what settings someone's wireless network and router use, unless you're the LAN administrator. Apple was more than correct to refer them to the manufacturer of the router--could you tell me, right now, what my IP, DNS, Gateway, and hostmask settings should be? What about the SSID and password for my router?
The test was stupidly conducted, and worse yet, only conducted once. Their results were meaningless.
Re:Horrible Testing (Score:2)
Does your choice get safed when you do that? The way the article was written, it sounded like it did not, and in that case, I would agree with them that it's not a fix. I'm not a Mac user, though, so I don't know. :)
Re:Horrible Testing (Score:2)
There is a whole tradition of qualitative inquiry that has been seeping into evaluation (from anthropology mainly) for about fifty years now. It seems there are situations when you don't want to construct confidence intervals based on probability (statistics), but, rather, want to understand a complexe phenomenon.
A survey of thousands of users would have to be controled for the users experience (what if the user was actually wrong?) and for the company (different c
Re:Horrible Testing (Score:3)
1) It is extrememly hard to "break" a computer in such a way that it is a) fixable via phone and b) something that could conceivably be blamed on the computer and not, say, a third-party application. What problems would you suggest we introduce?
2) Given the simplicity of the problems we presented, we would exp
Re:Horrible Testing (Score:2)
Thanx for the politeness. I'm glad to see that people don't necessarily get defensive when valid complaints are voiced.
1) It is extrememly hard to "break" a computer in such a way that it is a) fixable via phone and b) something that could conceivably be blamed on the computer and not, say, a third-party application. What problems would you
Re:Horrible Testing (Score:2)
You still aren't quite there: These problems can't be fixed via telephone. If your monitor is hosed, you need a new monitor. Telephone support can't be fairly tested with made up issues like "I have spots on my monitor." It has to be something they can legitimately address.
I'm sorry, please send URLs to reference where "their
maybe it really isn't about service (Score:3, Insightful)
I've posted on this before... one of many episodes of trying to get support. In this particular case, I pretty much KNEW what the problem was, which as I'm sure many/most slashdotters also try to determine before resorting to call tech support.
From the word "go", (ironic), it was clear my dance with HP (love their product... a laptop zx5000) was less about them helping me solve my problem and more about them doing anything they possibly could to avoid doing warranty work! And, once they discovered I had a dual boot machine, they immediately jumped to the claim that dual-booting my machine voided the warranty, though not one of the support people I talked to (I talked to four) could point to the words in the warranty whereby dual-booting my machine really did void the warranty.
This was not a unique experience for me... my typical experience is usually along the lines of:
I don't know what HP and other companies are smoking when they put together "support" staff, but based on empirical and andecdotal evidence they don't "get it". Especially for the slashdot type (not being elitist... just pragmatic) it would be nice to be able to get to a support call where you either get to skip the preamble (see above list) and immediately discuss symptoms and possible causes along with solutions.
So, bottom line, I see the problem being:
Oh, and I don't see this getting better soon, if ever. Sigh.
Re:maybe it really isn't about service (Score:2)
I once read a story that said that one guy called tech support, who said to install a second copy of Windows 2000, which didn't fix the problem (which, IIRC, was hardware related). He then called again, and got told that dual-boot wasn't supported, and the phone monkey voided the warranty. So, this guy had to PAY to get the second copy removed, AND get his problem fixed (he went to a local computer repair shop).
This was in PC World, and
Re:maybe it really isn't about service (Score:2)
Every once in a while you get a good tech on the line. I used to do support in College, so when I called up Apple about an XServe lockup problem I told him the symptom, the checks I had done, the results, and where I thought the problem might lie, he said, "my god, this is the best call I've ever had. Let me give you an
Acer deserve their bottom place, avoid at all cost (Score:3, Interesting)
We rapidly found out that other people had had even worse problems, and that Acer's support system is not to be relied upon to get the job done quickly. As such, I've been put off a manufacturer that had previously seemed decent. Avoid at all costs.
I've seen it all (Score:2)
The support we provided was shit, simple as that. A good 90% of reps knew nothing about computers before starting work and were lucky to get 2 weeks of training. The 'mentors' who were supposed to train us were useless as well. There was
Price beats all. (Score:2)
Tech support, in a word, blows. I've learned not to even try. Twice I was going to return the machine to them, but they never called me back with an RTV number, and I gave up and fixed it myself.
I don't care, because the machine was so cheap. The BIOS chip falls out, the machine occasionally overheats and shuts down, the power bri
Re:Price beats all. (Score:2)
What did you expect with a name like that, then?! I bet you have 'Neverpay' motor insurance [ibras.dk] as well...
Re:Price beats all. (Score:2)
'Mayhem'. Explains a lot.
Thanks for the laugh.
Yet another Apple slam (Score:4, Insightful)
About the broken Wifi "test" - there are *so many* brands of 802.11 base stations out on the market that if you're not getting any network information at all, and the computer thinks everything is ok (Tiger has a nice "Network Diagnostic" utility) then suggesting that you contact the manufacturer of the 802.11 base station certainly isn't a bad thing at all. It's a *third party product* (I'm goign to assume that they did't try with an Airport Base Station, because if they did, Apple would have addressed it.) and Apple's policy was to not even try to support 3rd party products.
The write up was pretty vague, and that's sad.
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Toshiba the champion? Are you kidding me? (Score:2, Interesting)
I didn't even have to call apple (Score:2)
Hardware? (Score:2)
A more interesting test would be to see who does the best job of replacing broken hardware.
I'm pretty tired of dealing with garbage tech support when some peice of hardware is broken, replacing and fixing it at their end should be the norm.
Replacing it before I send it in would be amazing but I understand the problems involved with such a setup.
Refunding postage would be nice though
my experience with Toshiba techsupport (Score:2)
But the bottom line is that my Tosh laptop is very reliable, so I don't h
But it is their responsibility (Score:2)
Re:horrible study but good point (Score:2)
Re:Fujitsu is the champ.... (Score:2)
I called Fujitsu to find out if there was a jumper on the motherboard to connect to reset it or something. Their response? "You need to contact the reseller that sold it to you for tech support". WTF??? After checking, it turns