Alice Movie Off The Ground 115
After a long period of preproduction, the movie adaptation of American McGee's Alice is moving forward. Eurogamer has the news that 'Buffy' star Sarah Michelle Gellar will play the title role. From the article: "The movie will follow the plot of the game, which adds a twisted spin to Lewis Carroll's classic tales. Some years after her adventures in Wonderland, Alice's parents are killed in a house fire and, devastated by the loss, she winds up in a mental asylum."
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On the other hand, look at what they did to Doom.
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BTW, this is my 700th slashdot post. YAY!
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You go girl.
Excellent (Score:2)
Truly excellent game...looking forward to the movie.
Sarah Michelle Gellar, though? Isn't Alice supposed to be British?
While were at it, I'd like to see the movie adaptations of System Shock andSystem Shock IIas well...
^_^
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Alice in Wonderland - British
Mary Poppins - British
Lion King - Africa
Mulan - China
Disney - American company
Spielburg and Cruise will be ruining War of the Worlds. Luckily, a recent British adaptation [imdb.com] of the movie was just released, and available on DVD in America now.
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You also wouldn't believe the number of movies made with English, Australian, or New Zealand accents that are 'dubbed' into American. I've often found myself watching a movie and realizing that the whole cast is British or from down under, and wondering what the hell happened to their accents. It is believed that the British accents are too hard for Americans to understand. Likewise, sad endings can often destroy a movie at the box office--which is why many movies have multiple endings shot, and the happiest ending is almost always used after showing it to a test audience. The final product that ships to the theatres often sickens almost everyone involved in it. In some cases, the original tragic ending was the whole point of the movie. Some potentially great movies have had their guts slashed out and left on the cutting room floor (David Lynch's Dune is one that comes to mind--even Frank Herbert loved the original, but the studio hated it.)
So yeah, you're getting crap dished to you. As P.T. Barnum put it, nobody ever went broke by underestimating the taste of the American public. That statement has become the motto of the marketer. Lucky us.
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Name some.
Likewise, sad endings can often destroy a movie at the box office
That's why Titanic did so poorly.
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OTOH, I can understand that, David Prowse's accent just doesn't work for the character.
Oye findle yourl lackl of faithl disturbling, moy luvver.
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Titanic's ending was happy, wasn't it?
I mean, Leo died... That's a happy time, right?
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Very true. This is why "Casablanca" did so poorly, and why nobody goes to James Bond movies in the US. Or Harry Potter movies.
Also, "Titanic" might not have lost so much money if Rose was American. Too bad, that film looked like it had a chance to make a few bucks.
I could go on all day rattling off failures like "Lawrence of Arabia", "Doctor Zhivago", and "The Passion of the Christ." If only they had American main characters, they might have made money in US theaters.
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I think the grandparent post is referring to large-budget movies of an apocalyptic nature, which always seem to center around the US. "War of the Worlds" follows in the well-trodden footsteps of previous films such as "Independence Day", "The Day After Tomorrow", "Deep Impact" and "Armageddon". Judging by these films, aliens and Mother Nature clearly have an anti-American agenda.
Seriously, it's quite understandable that
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That's because Hollywood (a city in the US) spends more on their movies than anybody else. Up until the rise of cheap CGI, nobody else could afford to do a big-budget apocalypse. Maybe India or Hong Kong, but those countries have been making movies with vastly different themes. Global threats to all human life seem to be a largely American entertainment theme lately.
Anyw
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That's a bit of a stretch for both Titanic and The Passion of the Christ, don't you think? The latter was budgeted at about $30 million, and took in $370 million in the United States alone. Titanic, though budgeted at around $200 million, took in $600 million in the United States.
Yes, both films gained from worldwide receipts ([US+I
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Wait! Wasn't Jesus American? I mean, I know he wasn't Jew...
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"And people say 'Jesus isn't Jewish'. Of course he is! 30 years old, single, living at home with his parents? Come on! Working on his father buisness, his mother though he was God's gift? He's Jewish! Give it up!"
That DVD was probably the funniest shit i've seen in recent years.
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Joseph and a pregnant Mary attend a marriage councilor.
Joseph: "Look. We just get married. I don't even get a chance to fuck her yet, and she turns up pregnant!"
Councilor: "Jesus Christ!"
Joseph: "That's what I said!"
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Just remember that whatever country you're from has ugly ill-based stereotypes, too.
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I resent the flamebait moderation for my post. Some people spout off like their shit don't stink. I was pointing out that maybe, just maybe, they shouldn't be so quick to cast stones.
Ever since the US invaded Iraq, there's been a green light to wrap up 300 million people in vague stereotypes. We're fat, we're self obsessed, we're wasteful, we're ignorant. Insightful, Interesting, Informative. Then we turn around and pat ourselves on the back for wanting to work for the greater good of humanity. It's about America, so it's not okay for me to point out the less than civil behaviour going on here?
America sucks, mod me up.
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I am also shocked that most american movies are based in America. Similarly, it is amazingly poor taste that the Japanese movies I watch are set in Japan. It's horrible! Oh, and I saw a German movie that was set in Germany. Disgusting! Just terrible!
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And really, that is the version I'd love to see a remake of. Played on TV as a "Breaking News" newscast, as coverage of events in progress. Think the SciFi channel could pull this off?
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(Engage Wikipedia!)
Given that the radio broadcast [wikipedia.org] was in October 1938 and H. G. Wells [wikipedia.org] died in August 1946 it's quite probable that he knew about it - but does anyone know what he actually thought of it?
There seems to be quite a vogue for drama-portrayed-as-fact in the UK at the moment. One decent one I saw recently was Supervolcano [wikipedia.org], a cheery tale in which millions of Am
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It's here in the US, too. In f
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On a semi-related note, I wonder what would happen if they made a ZZT movie? I'd love to see that.
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He shoots "bullets" that oddly enough look like bubbles, and his enemies are called things like RUFFIANS! Oh man, those ruffians... always
*cough*
On second thought maybe it wouldn't be as good as I thought.
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Anyway, if the movie people want to make her British, I think Sarah Michelle Gellar can pull it off. I like to think that she's a better actress than people give her credit for. I mean, just the fact that her character in The Grudge felt like a different person than Buffy was enough to convince me that she's better at acting than most people seem to think.
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It's called Free Radical, by Shamus Young, and I won't link to it anywhere on Slashdot. Google is a useful tool.
Dementation of already odd tales (Score:4, Interesting)
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I think it's all well and good to try and come up with new ideas, but in a way, I am starting to dislike the trend of taking childhood films and turning them into something not intended for children.
Next they'll have "The New Adventures of the Smurfs"
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(BTW- I hear from a reliable source that Smurfette just LOVES it up her smurf. Smurf yeah!)
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Not just classic stories! (Score:2)
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Of course we ALL know *that* would never happen, and shame on us for ever suggesting, even innuendously (is that a word, ahh heck, it is now)...
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Obligatory PA link here [jasongriffey.net].
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That said, I thought the AM's Alice was a great game, that I thought paid appr
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To add yet antother example, anyone remember Andrew "Dice" Clay and his rendition of Mother Goose rhymes?
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"...It just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"
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It may not be Hellraiser, but the term "Fairy Tale" has been pretty whitewashed since the Brothers Grimm chronicled them. If you go expecting stories about Jack jumping over the candlestick, you'll be surprised.
Modern times differs only in our ability to graphically depict gore without actually hurting anybody; the fascination isn't new.
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For example, one of Cinderella's stepsisters was doing fine with Prince Charming, until the fields whispered to him "Dude, check out her foot! Check out her foot!" and he looked and saw that she had severed her heel in order to fit into the glass slipper and she was bleeding everywhere.
Also for example, there is a story that's only one page long about Rose Red: This little boy disobeys his mother and goes out into the forest and meets Rose Red. Then, exactly one year later, the boy dies in his bed and his mother finds a red rose on the doorstep. No, it's not too upsetting, but that's the whole story.
Most of the stories are gory and weird. Yes, German people are twisted, but IMHO there is something to be said for telling your children about twisted shit. This is expounded upon in Neal Stephenson's Diamond Age, and he cites The Raven [setonhill.edu] (By Coleridge, not Poe) as an excellent example.
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The stories and fairytales the grimms collected in the 18th century, have been going around for many hundreds of years before they were written down and collected.
Back in those days, there were told by and for adults, wich explains why a lot of them are rather cruel and explicit.
Try and find some of grimms fairytales in their original
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Anyway, I heard that in the original story, the shoe was made out of fur and not glass. And there was an expression called "putting the foot in the fur shoe" which was a euphemism for sex.
I guess the prince slept with a lot of women in order to find the "shoe" that fit.
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Take "little red hood" for instance.
They found it too gore for young people, especially young girls, and some parts were senseless to them. So they cut off all that was bothering them.
They were in fact part of an oral tradition of stories which brought meanings to various stades of life in the countrysides of Europe. And you couldnt understand such stories either if you didnt know the way they were living. Which neith
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"When children have been good,
That is, be it understood,
Good at meal-times, good at play,
Good at night, and good all day, -
They shall have the pretty things
Merry Christmas always brings.
Naughty, romping girls and boys
Tear their clothes and make a noise,
Soil their aprons and their frocks,
And deserve no Christmas-box.
Such as these shall never look
At this pretty Picture-Book."
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Oh, Alice, you treat me well... (Score:2)
I've been keeping track of the movie for years. I'm glad the idea wasn't just smoke in the wind.
Anyone who hasn't played it should check it out [torrentspy.com].
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Anyone who hasn't played it should check it out [torrentspy.com].
Or, you could cough up twelve bucks and just buy the damn game! [google.com]
Unless you don't think "one of the best games you've ever played" is worth that much . . .
And if you're not sure it's worth buying? Grab the demo! [fileshack.com]
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ADDS a twisted spin? (Score:4, Interesting)
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Perhaps this is just part of the natural flow of things? Tales from the dark ages were pretty demented (heck, even the ones that have been altered over time started out being pretty bad, such as the Arthurian legend and Robin Hood)
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Well, if you're a fan of Martin Gardner's Annotated Alice, then of course you know that the Alice books are full of death jokes and other dark stuff. But when I first read them at the age of 10, all that stuff went right by me -- it was just a cute story.
My two personal favorites: The Bread-And-Butter Fly, which lives on weak tea with cream in it. That's hard to get, so the BABF has a short life span. Then there's the Tweedle Brothers attempts
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I don't know why people keep giving her acting jobs. I loved Buffy the Vampire Slayer show _despite_ the title character and actor, not _because_ of them. The 'supporting' cast was flat-out amazing, and the show had some of the best writing ever done for us nerds. The more nerdy you are, the more you get out of the show.
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Doesn't appear to exist on IMDB anymore. So is it still going to have this name? Because, uh, "Alice" is a MUCH less lame sounding name than "Dark Wonderland."
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Yeah but "Alice" isn't something that's "in" right now. The American public wouldn't "get it". We need cool names like "The Wickeds", "Seed Of Chucky", "Dark Town"
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P.S
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Our town is a very,very, dark town.
We're dead things in the dark.
Life used to be so hard.
But now everything is easy.
Cthulhu.
Crud, I wrote that thinking "dark Town" was a example of a bad name that might be used, then looked and found it was a bad film.
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So you need a hollow-eyed blond waif who has her mind... corrupted innocence. SMG might actually work for this. Though I would prefer someone like Alicia Silverstone (too old now I guess).
Christina Ricci, on the other hand, seems like she was born that way. Remember her as Wednesday Addams?
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That movie was full of inspired casting. And lots of great lines, too [imdb.com].
Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons?
Wednesday: Yes.
Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?
Pugsley: Yes.
Girl Scout: I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
Wednesda
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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000207/ [imdb.com]
Tell me that isn't freaking perfect.
She does do the Wednesday Addams thing very well, sure, so she gets called on to do it a lot. And I can't pretend I'm some kind of Christina Ricci expert or anything, I've only seen at most five movies with her in them, but she isn't ALWAYS like that.
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I've always liked her work, too.
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the title role... so would that be American McGee or Alice?
Games to movies , amoungst the.. (Score:4, Insightful)
It will need a miracle to make this conversion anything beyond awful , the best of which being Tomb raider and it was fairly poor.
Game to movie conversions have for some strange reason (perhaps its the total disregard for the plot (Mario) or the shoddy acting and poor scripts (most of them))
I am not getting any hopes up here , lets hope for a pleasant surprise though
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But...yeah, okay, that's the only one.
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