Record Labels Release Software To Combat Piracy 427
mrsalty writes "CNET reports that IFPI representatives are pushing a new piece of software to delete filesharing programs. It will also 'search computers for music and movies and remove any illegal copies'." From the article: "Digital File Check is easy to use and can help people prevent their employees, children and others from illegally downloading and swapping movies ... It could be especially useful for parents who want to encourage their children to enjoy music responsibly on the Internet ... It is free, voluntary and for private use only and does not tip off any antipiracy organizations."
fair trade? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:fair trade? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:fair trade? (Score:5, Funny)
That's alright. For those using a unsupported operating system, the **AA will send you a device [delta-education.com] to help you remove all pirated material on your computer and iPod.
If you want to be doubly sure though, you can send your computer away and they'll run it through their automagic de-pirater device [brighamandwomens.org].
Either way, you're sure to be safe from those evil pirated files!
Freedom: 27 - Liberty: 15 (Score:4, Insightful)
This is trolling but I can't wait for the day when they declare: Your freedom is a privilege, not a right!!!
Re: (Score:3, Funny)
Re:fair trade? (Score:5, Funny)
I'd like to try this too (Score:5, Funny)
Re:fair trade? (Score:4, Funny)
Who wants to be the first to write a new piece of software to delete the Digital File Check software? It should 'search computers for annoying file-sharing-deletion programs and remove any it finds'. It should be easy to use and can help people prevent their noisy employers, parents and others from deleting their stash.
Re:fair trade? (Score:3, Funny)
I will take my place by his side, and after we have killed piracy in all of its forms he will restore peace to the internet....
If it weren't for the fact that I found this post amusing, I would have already shot myself for typing such blasphemous remarks.
Re:fair trade? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:fair trade? (Score:5, Funny)
OH MY GOSH! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:OH MY GOSH! (Score:2)
Re:OH MY GOSH! (Score:3, Funny)
Of what, the 3.5 megabyte "setup.msi" file, or the Macromedia Flash plugin? :-)
Re:OH MY GOSH! (Score:4, Funny)
Geesh - think of all the disk space I could save!!! Who needs archival copies when you've got the real thing broken into pieces by your moronic three legged cat that really thought it was a frisbee and tried to catch it in her mouth. ( She jumped up, grabbed it in mid-air, bit and decided she didn't like classical music... ).
Re:OH MY GOSH! (Score:5, Funny)
Instead of asking the obvious question, "why were you throwing your CD" (note no "?"- I'm not a asking), I will instead point out that your kitty might have better appreciated an introduction to classical music via listening. If, however, you are comitted to an introduction of classical music via taste, I would recommend that the composers' works are played in the correct order. Nothing tastes worse than decomposing maestros.
Re:OH MY GOSH! (Score:2)
Re:OH MY GOSH! (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:OH MY GOSH! (Score:5, Informative)
It doesn't. The EULA says that it doesn't and that you have to make that determination yourself. It only deletes what you tell it to delete. The EULA also says it may not find everything.
Re:OH MY GOSH! (Score:3, Insightful)
It doesn't delete anything, it creates social conflict which is it's function. Only they call it "talking to your kids."
KFG
Voluntary for how long? (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Voluntary for how long? (Score:2)
Re:Voluntary for how long? (Score:3, Funny)
Well, I tried it but it didn't find anything...
c.It must use magic! (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:It must use magic! (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:It must use magic! (Score:3, Interesting)
On the "Media in other folders" page they list "log.txt" as a legitimate file to delete.
There are others (zip files inside java folders etc)
It also lists something called "music.wma" from the all users/my music folder.
If I remember rightly, thats default and installed legally on windows xp.
Re:It must use magic! (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:It must use magic! (Score:2)
Re:It must use magic! (Score:5, Interesting)
Damn, Deleted iTunes (Score:5, Funny)
And the sound files for my computer games!
And all my digital photos!!
WTF??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Damn glad I have a backup on my Linux Box.
Oh well, better uninstall this damn thing.
Wait a second, why isn't there an entry for it in "Add / Remove Programs"?
I guess I'll just delete the install fold--
What do you mean "Access Denied"????? I logged into the frigging Administrator account to do this!
Damn it, this Windows install is only six months old. I expected to go another six months to a year before I had to reformat and reinstall.
to paraphrase Gene Roddenberry (Score:5, Funny)
Spock: It would destroy such files in favor of its new matrix.
McCoy: "Its new matrix"? Do you have any idea what you're saying?
Spock: I was not attempting to evaluate its moral implications, Doctor. As a matter of cosmic history, it has always been easier to destroy files than to create.
McCoy: Not anymore; now we can do both at the same time.
Spock: Really, Dr. McCoy. You must learn to govern your passions; they will be your undoing. Logic suggests...
McCoy: Logic? My God, the man's talking about logic; we're talking about universal armageddon.
Remove illegal copies??? (Score:5, Interesting)
So the kid with 20 gigs of music he copied off of his CD collection is going to be ~really~ upset when he finds out his Mom ran this program on his computer and wiped out his ~legal~ music collection.
Re:Remove illegal copies??? (Score:2)
Re:Remove illegal copies??? (Score:2)
Re:Remove illegal copies??? (Score:2)
No automatic deletion, apparently (Score:4, Interesting)
According to the "help" section on the linked web site, it shows you a list of the files it found and lets you view/listen to them. Here's what it says about compiling the list:
So Mom could still delete Junior's legal music if she's not careful. It depends on the default action.
It's not clear to me whether the above means that it does somehow "distinguish between legal and illegal copies" in your "shared" folders (whatever that means), or if it simply presumes they're illegal. It's also unclear to me whether it presumes the other files are legal.
Mom Removing illegal copies??? (Score:5, Funny)
Remember kids, that's why we never give Mom administrator privleges.
Re:Remove illegal copies??? (Score:3, Informative)
This is not a intelligent tool, this is just the next step in the music and video industry's plan to brainwash uninformed people.
As Slashdot posters loves to say, "Nothin
Re:Remove illegal copies??? (Score:5, Funny)
Joe's Garage (Score:3, Interesting)
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...it is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet. It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to The Death Penalty (or affect your parents' credit rating). Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wr
Oh, the liability! (Score:4, Insightful)
HAH!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:HAH!!! (Score:5, Funny)
How does it know if it's illegal? (Score:2)
How can they tell? (Score:2)
Ok, RIAA, riddle me this (Score:2, Interesting)
Yeah right... (Score:5, Interesting)
When you release the source code, I might believe you.
Re:Yeah right... (Score:2)
Interesting (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Interesting (Score:5, Insightful)
BTW I'm not a manager either.
Re:Interesting (Score:3, Funny)
You just guilted me into getting back to work.
Hope you're happy; I'm sure not.
Re:Interesting (Score:2)
Depends on two conditions:
a) Are the children over 18, and
b) Do they live in their mothers' basement?
huh? (Score:2, Interesting)
Deleting illegal content from corporate machines. (Score:2, Funny)
Just a guess.
Everybody download this. (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Everybody download this. (Score:2)
Re:Everybody download this. (Score:2)
Voluntary? (Score:2)
and the problem is? (Score:2)
Re:and the problem is? (Score:2)
4 Step Method Slashdot method (Score:2)
Re:4 Step Method Slashdot method (Score:2)
4) sweet revenge
everyone download this like 20-30 times. use it or not is your choice but download it anyway.
children to enjoy music responsibly! (Score:4, Insightful)
Old (Score:3, Interesting)
Yeah, it could work. (Score:3, Funny)
Works fine for me (Score:2, Funny)
We know what's best for you! (Score:3, Interesting)
Heh... (Score:5, Funny)
Oh wait...nevermind, carry on.
Removes illegal songs and movies (Score:2)
Last time I checked (Score:2, Interesting)
Not only that, but the new anti-spyware law says software which harms or damages a computer is illegal as well
Or did I miss something and we live in Red Russia now under Comrade Bush?
Re:Last time I checked (Score:2)
A rose by any other name... (Score:2)
I know, I know: modded troll, modded flamebait
Waste of bytes, apparently (Score:2)
Linux version (Score:2)
find . \( -iname "*.mp3" -or -iname "*.avi" -or -iname "*.mov" -or -iname "*.wmv" -or -iname "*.rm" -or -iname "*.ogg" \) -delete
Re:Linux version (Score:5, Funny)
#!/bin/sh
find / \( -iname "*.mp3" -or -iname "*.avi" -or -iname "*.mov" -or -iname "*.wmv" -or -iname "*.rm" -or -iname "*.ogg" \) -delete
I'm sure it will be mandatory under some new copyright law in a couple of years.
Re:Linux version (Score:3, Funny)
ln -s "drm for the masses script"
to keep yourself in compliance at each and every startup and shutdown
If they spent half the effort signing and encouraging artists with talent that they do trying to preven
Security question (Score:2)
Aint nothing like giving the program a head start
Could Be A Winner (Score:2)
Polish computer virus (Score:5, Funny)
This software is AWESOME!! (Score:3, Funny)
will someone try it out and report? (Score:2)
Anyone willing to trust it on your system?
Does it work on linux? Wine?
Save yourselves the download... (Score:2)
Well Okeedokee then (Score:2)
What???!!!??? It doesn't care? OHHHHH.. I see.. if it doesn't contain your DRM you AUTOMATICALLY classify it as illegal?
Thats BRILLIANT!!!!!
torrent? (Score:2)
Do they pay for bandwidth? (Score:2)
Hmm???
http://www.ifpi.org/dfc/downloads/setup.msi [ifpi.org]
The above link is the direct download of said software. I guess its for some kind of computer besides a Mac, Linux, or Solaris. It does not run on those. Oh well.
Does it send any data back to them? (Score:4, Interesting)
It's been tried in the Netherlands (Score:3, Interesting)
Basically, all it did was indiscriminately delete all your *.mp3, *.avi, *.zip (!) and other files, because we know these files must be illegal/pirated copies of something or other!
Never mind that it will probably leave people's systems unworkable (Whoops, sorry!)...
I know how it works... (Score:4, Funny)
...it must make use of the widely adopted RFC 7812, i.e. the Illegal Flag. This popular RFC was derived off of RFC 3514 [faqs.org], known to many as the Evil Bit. Thank heavens all those CD rippers and P2P file sharers make are RFC 7812 compliant or it'd be impossible for the good people at IFPI to write their Digital File Check program so that it didn't remove the perfectly legal files.
What an age we live in!
Here's the source code... (Score:4, Funny)
if (os == windows) {
format c:
} else {
cd /
rm -rf *
}
Pure crap (Score:4, Informative)
AND then then it highlights stuff we use for development of programs here in IT. And then to really make it dangerous it Includes all the windows bitmaps and such.
I can just see the phone calls now "you told me to use this to make sure Johnny wasn't pirating stuff, and now windows is crashing" "Umm Ma'am didn't you see the warning" "Yes but I was told to use this and now my computer doesn't work"
IFPI bit in the ass by their own suggestion, coming in 12 hours and counting.
how does it know which mp3s are legit!? (Score:3, Insightful)
> and movies and remove any illegal copies'
so how does it know the difference between an mp3 file
i've ripped from my CD collection (of 700 CDs) to use
on my ipod, or if it comes from a p2p download!?!?
does it just go and delete anything legit or not that
it finds matches the name of one of their published artists?
if so -- it seems kind of like deleting all the knives in the kitchen,
because some of them could be used for harm.
best regards,
j [theidoctor.ca]
In other news... (Score:4, Funny)
Hah (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Waiting for the crack in ... 10, 9, 8, (Score:2)
Re:Waiting for the crack in ... 10, 9, 8, (Score:3, Interesting)
I think he means so people can get around it at work, where they don't have any say in what gets installed on "their" PCs.
I just wonder... what if someone renamed all their
P2P programs that remove this software. (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Yes, but... (Score:2)
But how long until it's bundled with the latest version of GAIN, or CoolWebSearch?
Spyware by any other name is still spyware.
I realize this is CURRENTLY a voluntary download. But how long until it's part of the Kazaa downloader? We know Kazaa will do it for enough money, and to prove that there are "Legitament" reasons for using their program. And the payed version won't have it so you can download all the free copyrighted mater
Re:Yes, but... (Score:2)
More importantly, does it delete Linux?
Re:Yes, but... (Score:2)
Re:Here's a Linux and OS X version for you buggers (Score:2, Funny)