Rumors of Pratchett Film 204
kongjie writes "The BBC reports on the rumored possibility of Terry Pratchett's novel Wee Free Men being made into a Hollywood film, with Raimi attached to it. This would be the first, although in the past his stuff has made the television screen."
Disc World (Score:3, Interesting)
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Soul Music: http://imdb.com/title/tt0159914/ [imdb.com]
Wyrd Sisters: http://imdb.com/title/tt0159931/ [imdb.com]
Re:Disc World (Score:4, Funny)
Making the Discworld into a film would certainly put LotR to shame just in terms of length. Actually, it would be a much better screenplay too. But let's say they concentrate on one particular aspect; I wonder what it would be? Suppose the screenplay is novel[1], I'd expect it to be based on Ankh-Morpork, but probably with both the City Watch and UU involved somehow. Otherwise it would need to be the whole plot of one of the existing books, but one which is self-contained and also doesn't have too much in the way of explanatory passages. Pyramids would probably be right out, Last Continent would be doable but probably wouldn't make a good film. So I think in these cases they'd probably go right back to the start and make The Colour of Magic, or perhaps Wyrd Sisters.
Out of interest, which game are you referring to? I've played the first two computer games but missed out on Discworld Noir. My overriding memory of playing Discworld computer games is "that doesn't work".
[1]Puns, like Gods, are brought into existence purely by narrative imperative.[2]
[2]As are explanatory footnotes.
Re:Disc World (Score:2, Interesting)
Either would be well worth seeing, but the former is more plausible as a movie release.
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Where to start is a difficult question, but I may well choose the very book you dismiss, as it establishes Ankh-Morpork and the Assassains Guild to start with, and then moves into a standalone plot which shows the nature
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It would be VERY intersting to see Moving Pictures as a full-length movie, or as another TV series.
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I agree with the "Guards! Guards!" idea. A fair few years back I saw a stage version of the book and it worked wonderfully, even friends of mine who'd never read any of the books really enjoyed it. Was a very strong cast though- Paul Darrow ('Avon' from Blake's 7) made a very Sam Vimes.
Re:Disc World (Score:2)
I saw the same production and was surprised how good it was. I'm not a big Pratchett fan though I like some of his earlier work. The animated version of Wyrd Sisters is also fun. Wyrd Sisters would also be the other 'easy' Disc World novel.
But I doubt any Hollywood studio has the guts to make a Pratchett movie as insanely over the top as it should be done. Remember the eight wizards in the shopping trolly and Death facing down the combine harvester?
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Johnny and the Bomb... (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Mort (Score:2)
Wow...leave Death out of a *Terry Pratchett* story? That would be...how do you say...stupid? Sorry, I forgot - we're talking about Hollywood. :)
Re:Mort (Score:2)
Sounds like some online games I play. I wonder what Death would think about respawning?
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All I can say is... (Score:4, Funny)
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"So, what rating are they going to put on the movie, PG-13?"
Er... that would be "Pray to the Gods (all 13 of 'em)", right?
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PTerry's market clout ... (Score:5, Interesting)
This suggests to me that, like Rowling, he now probably has enough clout to prevent his work being butchered by the studios.
By way of illustrating this point, he tells an amusing story about the first time round the Hollywood block. Someone had optioned "Reaper Man", and was actually putting some money into scriptwriting, preliminary planning, focus groups, and that kind of thing. One evening, he got a phone call from a studio executive. Who began like this: "hi, Terry! Great to talk to you, we here at XXXXX studios really like Reaper Man, and we're looking forward to making it a great movie. However, we'd like to make a few changes. We ran the outline past a focus group in rural Iowa, and they weren't very positive about this 'Death' character. If we just replace him with Tom Cruise ..."
This is how Hollywood typically deals with SF/F fiction properties.
And that's why you didn't see a big-budget production of "Reaper Man" (probably re-titled "Die Hard 4: Reap Hard") during the mid-nineties.
Re:PTerry's market clout ... (Score:5, Funny)
He shrugged and told him how much more he'd earned from royalties that month and they first goggled and then shut up!
you're saying he outsells Tolkien? (Score:2)
I'd be shocked.
Prachett's popularity has definitely not translated as well to the US. His books do sell, and he is well respected. But I don't know if his sales are all that exceptional here. If he's #2 or #3 the bar must be somewhat low.
Re:you're saying he outsells Tolkien? (Score:4, Informative)
You're joking, right? Terry Pratchett's been putting out an average of a book a year for maybe 20 years, and continues to do so. Tolkien's entire (salable) ouevre consists of four books that have been on sale continuously for something like 30 years. Sure, those four are insanely great books, but market saturation is by now pretty much complete.
You're only a best-selling author as long as you keep writing things to sell. Stephen King has reportedly stopped writing now. J.K. Rowling reportedly plans to stop after HP #7. If Terry Pratchett keeps turning out books, it is quite likely he'll be the #1 best-selling SF/Fantasy/Horror author in the US in a couple of years.
you're joking right? (Score:2)
But the movies came out, that usually expands the markets (thus undoing the market saturation), and sells more books.
Like I said, I'm a bit surprised Pratchett outsold Tolkien in the last 3 years. Before that, I'm not much surprised.
I know he's done some good stuff of course.
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Terry Pratchet's work performs best in the book medium. If he were to try to make a movie, my suggestion would be for him to write a movie script. A completely new work. Get together with a good director and play the film medium to it's strengths.
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Well, I have to admit, I don't think things like the puns that work in both Latin and English would translate to the screen, but to me, his books always felt like a movie. The pacing, the scope and scale, the constant cross-cuts between different subplots, it always feels like your in the middle of a really great movie. Of course, I don't think more than a handful of movies have _ever_ been made that would be as good as an average Pratchett book. Plu
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As a cost cutting measure, they'll only be using Indian actors.
If the budget comes through, they might splurge and hire Canadians.
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Religious community? Methinks not. At my church, just about everyone I know that has children between say, eight and 18, has read (with or without their children) Harry Potter. They all love it. I haven't met anyone at my church that does that kind of reaction. I know that their are folks out their that are like that, but they are hardly a majority. Most folks I know that are religious are quite even keeled in that regard. That said, the morons that are that way always get my scorn.
A good story i
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Re:The Religious Community (Score:3, Interesting)
I'm a member of the "religious community". I attend an independent Baptist church, and teach sunday school. I enjoy preaching Christ's gospel message when I have the opportunity. My wife and I are working on continuing our education so we can follow God's promptings and ded
Re:The Religious Community (Score:2)
...and as a slashdotter, you are associated with the long-haired commie hippy freaks who pirate movies, launch DDOS attacks against SCO, want Bill Gates quartered and want copyright law to be disbanded.
See the problem?
In the case of fundamentalist Baptists, there are a lot more of them around than will ever issue a press release or lobby a midwest school board. You should not judge them by their loudest "members".
What about Mort? (Score:5, Informative)
Everyone I know says that's the best of the Discworld books to start with, as it's the most accessible, and the characters are the most recognisable. Everyone for some reason identifies with Mort as he confronts, literally, death. It's funny, it's clever, and you don't need to be a discworld fan to love it - lets convert some people.
Re:What about Mort? (Score:2)
They just need a voice actor (Score:2)
There's plenty of good voice actors who would surprise us - we'd just have to hope the studio doesn't go for a name and we end up with a good but not well known radio/stage/voice/film actor and not Tom Cruise or a Trek extra. Valentine Dial did some voices that are beyond imagining on some BBC shows (Goon Show - The Canal, Dr Who - Key of time cycle, Dr Who - radio play from about five years back) and the Japanese voice actor that does the vampire in the "Hell
what ever happened to good omens?! (Score:4, Interesting)
But wee free men (and maurice and a hat full of sky [amazon.com]) would be nice, they are fun offshoots from the discworld series that would lend themselves well to film - for that matter the bromeliad trilogy (truckers, diggers, and thieves [amazon.com]) would be great as well. Seems like the main discworld strain would be spottyish - I think that all the guards and the witch books would do well, as well as some of the standalone ones, especially small gods [amazon.com]..
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Pratchett on Hollywood.. (Score:5, Funny)
This reminds me (Score:3, Informative)
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Regarding the movie project, Raimi could possibly be a good choice, although I'm not entirely convinced that the idea is very sound to begin with. The Good Omens project by Gilliams sounded much more promising. Apparently it's still "in the works" while funding is slowly being gathered... So someday, maybe...
I don't get Pratchett (Score:3, Interesting)
I really want to get into him. Anyone, anything to be an (in)adequate replacement for Douglas Adams' sensibilities. God I miss that guy.
I've read Kingdom For Sale and attempted to read one other novel by him. Oh, and I read Good Omens (w/Gaiman) and it was OK. GO really bugged me though; it was such a meaty bone, and I feel like they nibbled on it and threw it to the dogs. So much more they could have done; it was a topic that lent itself to humor. Compared to Inferno by Niven and Pourneille, for instance, it was weaksauce.
So here's my question:
If I were to give Pratchett another shot, what books should I pick up? What are his top two? I'm unsure if he writes series, but if so don't provide me with two books in the same series, give me something more broad. (If I like the first book I'll burn through the rest; I'm loyal like that)
I'd really like to fill the void of humorous fiction; I'm assuming I've picked crappy books and that's my issue. I can't believe I'm missing the boat because it's too subtle or too British, but maybe that's the case. Anyway, insights are very welcome.
Re:I don't get Pratchett (Score:5, Funny)
I've read Kingdom For Sale
IF you want to get into Terry Pratchett, why are you reading books by Terry BROOKS?
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Re:I don't get Pratchett (Score:3, Interesting)
90% of Pratchett's work is set in Discworld, and they're not "series" as such. Whichever set of his characters he's most interested in at the time, he publishes a book about. So, sometimes it's hit-and-miss.
From *this* fan's perspective, you should read (in descending order of importance):
1. Small Gods (funny book, doesn't require a lot of prior DW knowledge)
2. Feet of Clay (my first discworld read, also very accessible).
3. In
Re:I don't get Pratchett (Score:3, Informative)
I started with "The Colour of Magic" and "The Light Fantastic," which were the first two Discworld books he wrote. They do a good job of getting you started. But you could start with (almost) any book. The reading order guides [lspace.org] on lspace should give you a decent overview -- try any of the books marked in orange.
Re: I don't get Pratchett (Score:2)
So, like me, a random reader might not appreciate those first two books. An
Re:I don't get Pratchett (Score:2)
IMHO your IMHO sux :)
Soul Music is the best DiscWorld novel ever, but maybe because I come from a long line of Jazz musicians I really appreciated all the references... especially those pertaining to Monk and The Blues Brothers.
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from that perspective then, I was lucky... you see, there was only the one Pratchett book available when I started reading them... my copy of "The Colour of Magic" is from the first edition...
Re:I don't get Pratchett (Score:2)
Perhaps I'm doing TP a disservice -- I know lots of people will disagree, but I just didn't think CoM was that good. Some great ideas but not nearly as well written as later books. Plus, I think a big problem was that I was familiar with a more evolved version of the characters (Death is a very different character in later books, for instance).
Mind the continuity, though (Score:3, Informative)
Some books overlap these "series", some don't mention them, and some have small tie-ins. If you want to start with the standalone books, "Small Gods" is a good pick.
For the others, "The Colour of Magic" is good for the Wizards, "Equal Rites" is great for the Witches, "Guards! Guards!" for the Watch, and "Mort" for Death. My personal preferenc
Re:I don't get Pratchett (Score:2)
I'd start with his early stuff, which to me was more "laugh out loud" than his later works (which are still better than 99% of the Science Fiction/Fantasy work being put out these days IMHO): "The colour of magic", and "Sourcery" are great starting points.
In fact, as much as I love all Pratchetts stuff, he's never beat Rincewind & Twoflower in my opinion. They were just the perfect "odd couple" for the Disc
Re:I don't get Pratchett (Score:2)
These were the first two Discworld books... but to be honest if you wanted to see more "mature" Discworld novels when Terry Pratchett had really grown into a better writer (the first two books were good conceptually but failed somewhat in the narrative), then I'd probably recommend "Guards, Guards" as the first book to read. Why? Well, it really sets up some more of the re
Re:I don't get Pratchett (Score:2)
If you dislike Pratchett, and thought Good Omens was okay, then perhaps you should read some more Neil Gaiman. Try to dig up a Sandman book or two sometime.
Most would put Good Omens in the top two of Pratchett's works. You could also try Dark Side Of The Sun, which is a standalone work in a completely different fictional universe and predates his Discworld stuff. Or Interesting Times, which is Discworld, but stands alone well...
Re:I don't get Pratchett (Score:2)
Don't like that, and small gods, then you probably just not going to be a fan.
However, there is a chance you may like one of the other "Sets"
Gaurds! Gaurds! - Sam Vimes is a great character. Beat up, burned out Gaurd.
Equal RItes - It's about witches, also some excellent charracters.
The writing and humor can be subtle. I have been known to re-read one and still catch references.
He may not be for everybody, but I got to love a guy who writes:
"If it were funny, Clowns wouldn't be doing it."
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Mort preceeds "Reaper Man" and is a better starting point.
If you want to work out where to start for each of the various plotlines, there is a diagram [lspace.org] of the various streams of thought involved. Check out the reading [lspace.org] guidelines for more options.
Cheers,
Toby Haynes
Re:I don't get Pratchett (Score:2)
The problem with doing Reaper Man before Mort would be that the character develops. I wouldn't describe Death as a "prop" in Mort, but the point is that he doesn't have so much of a personality when he's introduced. As I recall, Reaper Man begins with the auditors discussing the problem of Death's growing individuality. If you read that book first and then go to Mort, you'll not understand at all why Death is how he is in that book, or how he can not understand certain things.
Mort's a funny book and in
Re:I don't get Pratchett (Score:2)
Seriously.
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Most stories are stand alone, but the real genius is how the relate.
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I'd start with "Mort", "Wyrd Sisters", or "Guards Guards". Perhaps "Guards" would be best as most of Terry's new books seem to be about the City Watch.
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Wyrd Sisters and Soul Music are available on DVD (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Wyrd Sisters and Soul Music are available on DV (Score:2)
You're kidding, right? The "Wyrd Sisters" animated (mini)series was utterly dreadful. I never even finished watching it, my eyes hurt that badly. The quality of animation was lousy even by BBC standards, and it was such a literal translation of the novel that it utterly failed as a screenplay. In fact, I'd hold it up as justification for every screenwriter and director who changes th
Re:Wyrd Sisters and Soul Music are available on DV (Score:2)
Wow, I fit right into the slashdot crowd, noticing these things.
terry pratchet is the most shoplifted author... (Score:3, Interesting)
honestly officer grimes, i've just left me thieves guild card at home!
But Please... dear god.. (Score:2)
I think also we should tie up Andy Soekris ( I dont care about the spelling )
After that im happy is S.R. stays on the project.
Is this rumor just one of many Good Omens? (Score:3, Interesting)
The choice of book makes sense.. (Score:3, Interesting)
Converging lines (Score:3, Insightful)
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Steve
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But it seems in the last couple of years he's woken up. "Going Postal" is a brilliant piece of work, capturing a clash between the public servant culture, modern business "ethics", and the engineer / hacker ethos. "Thief of Time" runs a close second to this - the description of the spinners going wild is the stuff power plant engineers nightmares are made of, while the whole thing is a nice piss-take / homage to a thousand martial arts movies (Rule One - heh!
But still, the best stand-alone books would be "Pyramids" or "Small Gods". The latter, however, is probably too deep - it was my least favourite to start with but, having read it maybe a dozen times, each time I find some new deep cutting insight into organised religion, and enjoy it more and more...
(It has to also be said that, for a long time there, the man couldn't write a decent ending to save his life. The later books, however, are much much better in this regard.)
Re:Converging lines (Score:3, Funny)
* fumes angrily at being referred to as part of a sad inbred clique, on SLASHDOT of all places *... but the rest of the point stands. From about Interestin
Re:Hope this follows for more ... (Score:2, Informative)
Although, I would also like to see a film version of Mort made.
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"A production company was put together and there was US and Scandinavian and European involvement, and I wrote a couple of script drafts which went down well and everything was looking fine and then the US people said "Hey, we've been doing market research in Power Cable, Nebraska, and other centres of culture, and the Death/skeleton bit doesn't work for us, it's a bit of a downer, we have a
Re:Hope this follows for more ... (Score:3, Insightful)
Agreed that I'd rather have no films than bad ones though, don't bother doing it if you can't be bothered to do it right.
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I have the "Soul Music" DVD and really like it (though I normally don't like the animation style that is used).
But the voices - especially Christopher Lee as DEATH - and the songs they composed are great; that's really "Music With Rocks In"
It's just sad that there is no sound track (IIRC Terry Pratchett says the same in the included interview).
btw: there also is a Soul Music Region 1 DVD [amazon.co.uk] and a Wyrd Sisters Region 0 DVD [amazon.co.uk]
Re:Hope this follows for more ... (Score:2)
Note that Anime has several sub-styles with varying levels of character abstraction; a distinct visual style would be no problem at all. I agree, however, that anime would be the wrong genre.
But the distinct style does need to be everywhere. If they release a Pratchett movie that feels as if it was filmed in Hollywood they'd destroy something
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I actually like some anime animation styles - but I don't think it would be right for Discworld.
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A lot of his books would make good films, the problem is that compared to the book, they wouldn't look so good...
IMHO the best discworld film would be a new story based on the characters in the books. A film featuring the Watch or the Witches would be nice.
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1. The narrative is strong, and although not everyone loves an action movie, Guards Guards is probably the most "action-oriented" of the earlier books. A lot of the others tend to be more cerebral, and later in the series the comedy becomes subtler.
2. Dragons! Come on, how can you go far wrong with Dragons? OK, I'll grant you Dragonheart...
3. Characters. Many of the characters introduced in this book either occur later in the series or are referred to (sometimes obliquely) in later books. GG is where Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler is introduced... adn while he's a minor character here he becomes a major character later.
4. Theres a love story. Movie studios love that stuff...
5. Ankh Morpork. To me, AM was bought to life in GG in ways it hadn't been before. You got to see the REAL city, and not from a distance. Even later books often focused on specific aspects of the city (the university for example), rather than on the city which is itself a character in the books.
Unlike the poster I replied to, I started with The Colour of Magic and just continued reading. I got away from the books for many years but returned to them recently and started reading them all again. So far I'm up as far as Small Gods and I'm working on it... but I definitely see how the narrative of a movie series would benefit from starting with Guards, Guards. While it wasn't my favorite of the series, it was definitely the one I think is most "movie-like" and most likely to appeal to a wide audience.
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"- And we'll mark the wounds as self inflicted.
- Self inflicted ?
- Well, they tried to abduct a Werewolf...
- Yes, Is see your point."
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Personally, I enjoyed 'The Wee Free Men' and 'A Hat Full Of Sky' so I'm hopeful that the translation to the silver screen is faithful to the books.
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Andre did not explain the name in the same way as the grandparent says it means. It's just a thowaway name in the book. No hidd
Re:I'll... (Score:4, Insightful)
And you didn't like the rats book? The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents actually won the Carnegie Medal for best children's book of 2001. I'm surprised it wasn't the one chosen for the movie (rats not photogenic enough?).
Maurice... (Score:2)
Lifting from my Terry Pratchett quotes database: [electric-escape.net]
Re:Maurice... (Score:2)
Anyway, I just want to recommend the BBC radio play of "Maurice" to other Maurice fans. It's really good.
AFAIK it isn't sold anywhere but maybe there is a rebroadcast of it sometime; and you can probably find it if you search $P2P_NETWORK.
(*) For example, I was a litlle bit dissapointed by "Thud!"
Re:I'll... (Score:2)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105646/ [imdb.com]
I found it rather nice, and a very good adaptation IMHO. I saw it on TV before knowing it was related to terry pratchett and first thing I though about it was that it reminded me of the discworld style..
According to Wikipedia the entire gnomes trilogy is supposed to be made into a movie by dreamworks, but can't find anything else about it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bromeliad [wikipedia.org]
Re:OK (Score:2)
Maybe, but not a Xanth movie. You can only take so many puns before it becomes tedious.
Re:well well (Score:2)
It didn't get very far though because the producers said something "We really like the idea for this movie, but is there any way to remove the Death character. We think it adds a bit of a depressing feel."
It's a shame really. I've always wanted to see Mort made into a movie. I think between it and Wyrd Sisters, if they were done correctly they could introduce most of the really important "in jokes", and characters fo