Animated Castlevania Movie Sounds Promising 74
Via GameSetWatch, a link to the official blog for the animated film Castlevania: Dracula's Curse. The story for the film is being written by the iconic Warren Ellis (Transmetropolitan, Planetary), and the blog has tidbits of information from the writer about what we can expect with the film. Encouragingly, the movie is very much not aimed at children, will probably be just the first of a planned trilogy, and is generally based around the story from Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse. From the GSW post: "He explains, grinning: 'To make it work as a film, I had to introduce new backstory, and I went through five drafts of the premise and three of the full outline to get the material where [Koji Igarashi] wanted it. He remains absolutely passionate about Castlevania. After eight rewrites of pre-production material, I remain absolutely passionate about beating the crap out of [Igarashi] in a dark alleyway one day.'"
Could be expensive (Score:4, Funny)
I'll be the first to say it... (Score:3, Interesting)
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I look at it this way: at least Uwe Boll isn't going anywhere near it.
Video Game Movies.... ulg (Score:4, Funny)
Super Mario Bros., Doom, Mortal Kombat, Resident Evil... it goes on and on.
Next thing you'll know Keanu Reeves will be cast as a Belmont, and Christopher Walken will be Dracula. *shudder*
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Well, a good one's gotta come out sooner or later. If Goldeneye and Riddick can be the exceptions to the games-based-on-movies-suck rule, then maybe we'll eventua
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Better to watch that either muted or in Japanese then you can ignore the painful English dialog and focus on the pretty rendering.
Advent Are-you-fucking-kidding-me (Score:5, Interesting)
...And the complete lack of a plot?
Advent Children was among the worst movies of the year, and you are spot-on in your recommendation to watch it muted. With all due respect, however, your suggestion of switching to Japanese dialogue is, in this geek's eyes, a shade misguided as watching in Japanese solves nothing--the problems run deeper than voice-overs or language itself. I saw both the English and Japanese versions, having fallen prey to fans of the film telling me "it's better in Japanese, trust me, see it that way." So I gave it a whirl, figuring at least the worst that could happen is I'd lose another 90 minutes of my life.
Fool me once (The Grudge/Ju-On), shame on you. Fool me twice, just shoot me in the head.
Now, before you revoke my geek badge, I have nothing against Japanese culture or media, my J-console-game collection is extensive, and I watch anime from time to time (albeit not as much as I used to, but still a fair amount--recently it's been Ergo Proxy, which is amazing and available in 720p as icing on the cake). However, no amount of appreciation for Japanese pop culture could salvage this frelling pile of dren.
It was nothing either way but 90 minutes of pandering pointlessness with a slick CG shine.
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, for as panned and reviled as it is by the fanboys, is at least a respectable exercise in filmmaking even if it has few ties to its namesake game series. This stems from the film taking the time to properly introduce and develop characters, make the audience feel for them, make them seem human, and then string events together in a cohesive, meaningful fashion to form that elusive animal called a "plot." Poor game adaptation, but a decent film with a moderately engaging plot, some funny moments, and characters that seem far more real personality-wise than the planks of wood in AC. I know the character models bungee-jump in the Uncanny Valley, but at least they act, talk, and sound real. Far better than the overabundance of brooding stares and unconvincing overly-emotionally-charged conflict of AC.
AC, on the other hand, is a "thank-you" to FF7 fans and a "fuck you" to anyone else interested in seeing an enjoyable movie.
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"Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, for as panned and reviled as it is by the fanboys, is at least a respectable exercise in filmmaking even if it has few ties to its namesake game series. This stems from the film taking the time to properly introduce and develop characters, make the audience feel for them, make them seem human, and then string events together in a cohesive, meaningful fashion to form that elusive animal called a "plot
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To summarize the movie (Score:2)
Fight scene
Particle effects
Explosions
Fight scene
Big monsters
Fight scene
Lots of special moves etc
Motorcycle
Fight Scene
Seriously. I'm a big fan of the FF series (got all of them except the GB ones... but including FF2/NES), but I was extremely disappointed with FF-AC. Plot-wise, I think that even "Spirits Within" was a little better. How about a real non-mangled movie-adaptation of one of the original RPG's... without plot-mangling or fanboy-precedence to large anime boobies and fight-s
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Tomb Raider 1, World wide gross $274,703,340 [boxofficemojo.com]
Tomb Raider 2, World wide gross $156,505,388 [boxofficemojo.com]
Compare those one of the flops you mention:
Super Mario Bros, Gross (only domestic) $20,915,465 [boxofficemojo.com]
Or even a movie that a lot of slashdot users love:
Serenity, World wide gross $38,869,464 [boxofficemojo.com]
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Whereas Super Mario and Doom did not resemble anything at all from the video game.
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Rob
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Besides, what the hell does the name "
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Has any movie based off a video game not been basically a big F.U. to the original material?
Pokemon? :)
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Just get it over with (Score:2)
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Or Castlevania IV, which is also available on WiiVC. Or even better, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, available now on Xbox 360 XBLA. The earlier Castlevanias are fun, mindless action games, but I really much prefer the Metroidvania style of play.
Could be good... (Score:1)
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I am a fan of the incredible animated clips in some of these games. Even though I don't play them, I was wishing somebody would put them together so I know what the ending would be, just like back in the Quake Done Quick days.
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I actually find myself looking forward to the "Postal" movie, not just because I was a huge fan of the game franchise, but also to see what Uwe will do with it. From the preview stuff I've seen, it looks totally tongue-in-cheek (which is PERFECT for the Postal franchise).
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I don't hate Uwe personally, but I have no faith in his directing ability either. I also enjoyed the Postal games and I'd love to see Postal done in the classical cheesy B-movie style with crappy effects and lame one-lines, but my prediction is that Postal will suck as hard as anything else he's made. It won't be "so bad it's good", it won't be parodying its genre or itself, it would just plain suck.
Still, I don't have a crystal ball so maybe Postal will be Uwe's Schindle
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Count me out (Score:4, Funny)
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Sounds Promising... (Score:1)
At least they haven't touched Zelda... yet.
Put a bullet in this franchise - please. (Score:2)
For months we'd had a string of press releases on SlashDot about Castlevania handheld games, revivals, "as a classic game", etc. (http://slashdot.org/search.pl?query=castlevania) However, a movie announcement now, 20 years after the hum-hum Castlevania franchise first limped through a couple of sequels on the earliest Nintendo systems, is about as good as the timing was on Crocodile Dundee III (15 years or so after the 80's).
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The Genesis game that had no Belmont in it at all? Are you sure you're not thinking of Dracula X: Rondo of Blood instead? That being the Japan-only prequel to Symphony of the Night, and the last (and supposedly best) of the non-Metroidvania Castlevanias. It's also being re-released on PSP this summer, in case you never got a chance to play it.
BTW, if you really did mean Bloodlines, Portrait of Ruin (the lates
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Actually, Rondo of Blood (PCE) came in 93; Bloodlines (Genesis) in 94; and Akumajo Dracula XX (SNES) in 96. But since XX is a (heavily changed) remake of Rondo, I'd say Bloodlines is the last "true" Castlevania.
I haven't played Rondo, but, as I recall, Bloodlines was much more fun than SotN.
The help you need. (Score:2)
Yes. In fact, if SlashDot is reliably posting something about Castlevania about once a month, that's a "well-timed and effective string of press releases". In the marketing world, you'd call it "sustaining awareness, if not interest in the 'Castlevania' brand name". (I'd ask you to look up AIDA but I doubt it would help.)
Here are
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Warren Ellis (Score:5, Interesting)
What is a man? (Score:1)
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Dracula's Ring (Score:1)
I do look forward to when it comes out. When I go out in the evening for pleasure I'll get to say "What a horrible night to see a movie!".
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I hate to ask, but could you explain the joke?
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As nasty as carrying around the heart of a vampire is, there was something far worse you were toting around with you.
Spoiler: Plot summary! (Score:2)
(I love these games. But... they are going to have to embelish a little...)
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Hope it isn't too much like the game (Score:4, Funny)
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Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (Score:2)
It's instinct (Score:1)