Watching My Neighbors Watch On-Demand TV 214
Josh Levin, Slate Magazine writes "I have a magical box that allows me to watch other people watch TV — their movies, their sports, their cartoons, and their hour-long procedural dramas. And sometimes, usually around 11:30 on Friday nights, their soft-core pornography... I solved the mystery by consulting online message boards. At techie sites like AVS Forum, other voyeurs described their adventures in freeloading. I was intercepting video-on-demand channels through the power of my Samsung's QAM tuner."
He's not watching his neighbors watch TV... (Score:4, Insightful)
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I love you guys.
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Re:He's not watching his neighbors watch TV... (Score:4, Funny)
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Maybe. But if you'd move about six inches to the left, I'd be able to see your TV a whole lot better.
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Bedtime is always softcore porn (Score:5, Funny)
Softcore porn.... (Score:4, Funny)
Ya know, Softcore is actually sexier, as in, more of a "turn on" than the hardcore stuff. The hardcore stuff comes across as more anatomical than anything - at least in my advancing age.
I said "cums" ...huh, huh, huh....
OK, I'm not too advanced in mental age because I still think of "Beavis and Butthead"...I said "Butt"...huh, huh, huh...heh.....heh...heh....
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Softcore porn is terrible. The people who make softcore porn are exactly as artful and sophisticated as the people who make hardcore porn. Softcore porn is just hardcore porn with various things subtracted and nothing else added in. Softcore porn is:
Bill O'Reilly without the incivility....
Taco Bell without the indust
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Here's a clue. Walk into a bookshop one day and head to the 'romance' section. I know you've never been there before, but look for the women with guilty looks on their faces standing close to shelves reading small paperbacks with intense concentration. Pick up a few of those books and flick through the p
Let's try this in geekier terms... (Score:5, Insightful)
Frankly, as a woman my issue with actual porn in general is the same issue I have with movies in general. They're poorly made, the good ones are few and far-between. And frankly, if you're talking about limiting the misery, hardcore films at least have sex to break up the bad acting/lighting/costuming/etc. I'd have to disagree that hardcore sex is inherently violent - it's simply graphic. Maybe you're watching the wrong ones? =) Try looking for hardcore that is marketed to women... it tends to be better, all around. Especially if what you're wanting is something your wife/girlfriend/fling will watch with you.
I suppose the point I really want to make is that women are very much like men in that they're individuals. If you think you're going to "understand" women like they are some sort of weird single organism, it's just not going to happen. Interest yourself in the individual and you're more than half there.
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Problem is that the HC market tries to make even more extreme produce in a bid to outdo the competition. Anal sex was pretty much speacialty feature in in 80s, now HC films without are a niche market! Not to speak of a2m and some even more unsavory things that have been popping up recently.
In a word, Yuck.
Especially american HC
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We may be working from different definitions of soft-core porn. By soft-core porn I mean the kind of stuff you see on Skinemax -- a split second of boobs, followed by two or three seconds of rear nudity, followed by lots of soft-focus closeups of faces or vague motion under the bedcovers in a dark room. When I say hard-core porn I mean anything where you can cl
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I know there are people out there who love their cumshots. But, there are people who love all sorts of wacky things, and most of them have to turn to specialty catalogs because their individual fetish doesn't automatically show up at the climax of every hardcore pornographic video produced in the last twenty years.
Don't get me wrong, I've my own kinks, and am perfectly happy to ind
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Naah, it's just there to give the http://www.atomfilms.com/film/stunt_ccks.jsp [atomfilms.com]Stunt Cock something to do.
Re:Softcore porn.... (Score:5, Insightful)
Given all this, I understand why the cumshot is a staple device, rather than a fetish, but I am still surprised that there is no market for porn that is specifically guaranteed to be free of cumshots. I imagine it would be free of other things, too, but I'm not sure.
Complicating this is the fact that many women who enjoy porn have adapted to the porn model of sex, which skews the market. Some chicks, especially ones who grew up in repressive environments, have a lot of affection for pornography and associate it with their sexual emancipation. They interpret any criticism of mainstream pornography as a step down a slippery slope that ends in repression of female sexuality. They try hard to like cumshots and feel bad about not being able to "take it like a pro" through the back door. (They're also paranoid about people looking down on their sexuality. The smallest suspicion of judgment turns them into neurotic, inhibited wrecks. So no, just because I know this stuff does not mean I'm not the luckiest guy in the world.)
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That should be, "the extraordinary sexual eagerness or submission of a woman who receives it," and "just because I know this stuff does not mean I'm the luckiest guy in the world." That should at least make my post understandable.
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You bring up some points I hadn't considered. Nicely done.
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It's relaxing when others channel surf for you... (Score:5, Interesting)
I use stumble video and will often check out what my friends have watched recently, but the real interesting videos are to be found within the logs of random users.
People find and like the strangest things.
It's relaxing when others browser surf for you. (Score:4, Funny)
Surfing Slashdot.
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No. This is the same thing as giving someone else the remote. Unless you have the same interests, that person is just going to watch crap that you don't care about. You might as well set the remote to randomly change channels. You'd probably end up watching more shows that actually interest you.
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Nonetheless, there are indeed some friends who may not touch the remote - I will not allow it!
the whole stumble thing is basically directed randomness, I choose interests and then I hit a button. Viola! a random video starts to play, except in this case it is a random video within a sp
Article is dubious (Score:5, Funny)
Or a complete non-techie (Score:3, Insightful)
Unless you have one of the LCDs with an undocumented QAM tuner and a cable company broadcasting PPV on unencrypted QAM channels,
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I'm sure those same people post about how geeks don't have girl friends...I imagine they are sad sad people.
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Re:Or a complete non-techie (Score:5, Interesting)
Nothing else really comes close. Yeah, you can get HD tuner cards for a little less money, but they're a pain in the ass to work with and generally are less functional. An HDHomeRun is not just a tuner (actually, it's two tuners), but it's networked, so you can do everything with it that you can with a PCI tuner, but you can do it from any computer in the house.
It's a pretty brilliant little box.
Oh, and it works well with Linux, MythTV in particular. Once you start using that, you'll never go back to watching realtime TV.
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I'm glad that the pcHDTV card has in-tree drivers now; when I started building my MythTV system about a year or so ago, it didn't seem like things were nearly as stable. I wanted to support the pcHDTV guys because I like their philosophy and what they're tryin
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Maybe he rode a unicorn to the magic well to post. (Score:5, Funny)
I feel icky. (Score:2)
I have the lesser model (Score:4, Funny)
Ah, sweet serendipity (Score:2, Offtopic)
What PROGRAM are they watching?
What program indeed?
Same with me... (Score:5, Interesting)
It sounds neat but it's rather boring and partially stinks since you have to manually program those channels out. I mentioned this happening when the cable guy stopped buy and he seemed pretty "meh" about it.
DVR the VOD & it's A-OK (Score:2)
Re:DVR the VOD & it's NOT OK (Score:2)
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I read it for the articles? (Score:5, Funny)
I was showing off the ability to intercept on-demand programming to some of my friends the other day and we happened to come across some of the softcore porn being fast forwarded through. Curious to see what they were fast forwarding to, we watched for a little bit... the person fast forwarded to a dialog interlude. Our curiosity piqued, we watched a little more and noticed that as soon as the actual intercourse portion of the movie started, they fast forwarded to the next scene that included dialog.
Could we have found the only person in the world who reads playboy for the articles?
Re:I read it for the articles? (Score:5, Interesting)
I guess your neighbor gets off on bad dialog, or he's seriously disturbed. Or maybe he's scripting a porn movie himself and sees no problem in stealing the dialog from an existing porn movie, since nobody listens to it anyway!
Re:I read it for the articles? (Score:5, Funny)
"Patience" may not be the word you're looking for
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And the guy says "Why? Is it hurting my eyes?"
"No. You're making the other people in the waiting room uncomfortable."
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Do you know why girls see the porn movies to the end?
Because they are waiting to see if they marry and live happily ever after...
hohoho... thank you thank you...
I'll be here all night
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Playboy is hardly a softcore porn magazine; it's just a bunch of articles about fashion, food and drink, electronics, humor, etc. with three pictorials consisting of nude and semi-nude photographs of women. No big deal.
Softcore porn implies depictions of simulated sexual contact and cheesy light jazz music. It's an abomination and should be eliminated at all costs!
Plyboy has great articles (Score:4, Interesting)
They have had some great interviews. I highly recommend PLayboys articles.
I also look at the naked ladies.
My wife even bought me a subscription. Which I let lapse when we had children.
Re:Plyboy has great articles (Score:5, Insightful)
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Both announce to Joey [breathlessly] that their joke to Plyboy got published, when Joey injects and says: "Jokes ! You guys know they have nked pictures of ch1cks in there?"
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stories for submission to Playboy. If you've never read
'Shep' or heard his radio shows you need to.
He is the 'Mark Twain' of the 20th century. Go to
www.flicklives.com right now!
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Page numbers,,,not me.... (Score:2)
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No! Think of it man! One of the actresses lives nearby and was checking out her speaking parts! Lucky dog.
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And the neighbor on the other side of you, no doubt, only watches the parts where they cuddle together after intercourse.
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Playboy was dull by comparison -- no beaver shots and too many articles about stere
Wifi (Score:3, Interesting)
He's screwed. (Score:3, Funny)
It's not a secret. It's useless information. Given the reaction to many of the same kinds of infractions lately though, poor John Levine will be sent to Guantanamo for the next five years. Mr. Levine's article is to the movie business what the Boston Strangler is to the single woman alone at night - he's a traitor who's violated the DMCA and allowed people unauthorized access to .... utter crap. He'll be lucky if they don't just shoot him.
not funny "haha", but "interesting" funny (Score:3, Interesting)
I double checked, and no, Josh Levin is not a pen-name that my dad uses, so it looks like this is pretty common.
The possibilities (Score:4, Funny)
Sounds like watching TV with my wife (Score:5, Funny)
You'll go to jail for that (Score:5, Insightful)
It's not exactly the same thing, [slashdot.org] but close enough. All it would take is a prick DA and an idiot judge. Neither are in short supply.
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You can't ordinarily pour manure on a person and kick him in the balls, but if you're doing it for 'Reality TV', "hah-hah, we have a camera!"
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New hit TV show (Score:2)
Rabbit Ears? (Score:5, Informative)
I wonder if the author realizes that all of the over the air HDTV stations are broadcast on UHF frequencies so you need only a standard UHF attenna. Those are the loop kind or occasionally they enclose the loop in a rectangular thing. You can fold the rabbit ears down because you don't need them at all.
Still, this is interesting. I might think about running a cable feed to the tuner and see what happens. I went with OTA in the first place because the cable company wasn't carrying the local NBC and FOX stations in HD but now they are. Never even dreamed I'd get the occasional free VOD stuff.
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The author mentioned marginal over the air signal which frequently cut out. It's time to ditch the loop antenna and put up a proper stacked bowtie or yagi antenna. I used to live in the boonies and didn't have a local VHF station so our TV was telecast and re-broadcast on high UHF channels. My folks still had the yagi antenna kicking about so I put it up and
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Did you people learn nothing from the internet? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Did you people learn nothing from the internet? (Score:5, Funny)
That rattling/bleeping/crying sound you hear is every sysop at Comcast getting an email informing them they won't be going home as early as they thought tonight.
DMCA wins again (Score:3, Interesting)
The DMCA and it's supporters have shown time and time again that it does not matter how lame and technically incompetent a protection measure is, it merely has to be 'broken' to incur the wrath of the law. Publishing the technical details is probably instant guilt in terms of 'trafficking in circumvention technology' or whatever the legalese is.
The early analogue cable TV transmission systems in the UK used to transmit premium channels unencrypted (and then moved to using some fairly trivial to counter sync-mangling) which simply required a tuner that could see outside of the usual UHF 21-68 band to view. While the frequencies used on the actual cable networks were sufficiently out-of-range of normal 'terrestrial' channels, the company actually supplied an add-on box clamped to the back of the cable receiver which would downshift all of the cable channels so that the normal 'terrestrial' channels carried on the cable service were tunable by 'normal' TV's. If the TV had a tuner which could see outside the usual UK 21-68 band (Channel 21 is 471.25MHz, 68 is 847.25MHz) then the channels are there for your viewing pleasure regardless of what the cable receiver thinks you are entitled to see.
All the article does is move this into the digital realm with QAM.
Minus several million points out of ten to comcast for not encrypting traffic here.
otherwise, it's old news.
Re:DMCA wins again (Score:5, Interesting)
Plus it's not like you know WHO is watching it.
Encrypting it costs them money, and doesn't give anybody any gain.
He is not circumventing a protection, and I would be very interested to read the opinion of any lawyer who feels this is a violation of the DMCA.
Yesh, there are a lot of stupid clients the tell their lawyers to send out notices, but they never seem to go anywhere.
I had the same thing! (Score:3, Interesting)
Works with Elgato's EyeTV 500 for mac... (Score:2)
PC QAM tuner (Score:2, Insightful)
http://www.silicondust.com/wiki/products/hdhomerun [silicondust.com]
Two tuners, works with MCE (2005, Vista, x86, x64), BeyondTV, SageTV, etc.
Linux - works with MythTV and VLC.
Mac support is rumored to be soon.
http://brentevans.blogspot.com/2007/03/silicondust -hdhomerun-qam-tuner-review.html [blogspot.com]
http://www.linux.com/article.pl?sid=07/04/18/15312 47 [linux.com]
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New spin on old (Score:3, Funny)
Not all cable systems do this (Score:3, Insightful)
I'm not sure if it's just encrypted or if it's done over a packet-switched channel (DOCSIS) instead, although there is mention of VOD IP addresses in the diagnostic menus.
Some TVs are equipped with a QAM tuner (Score:3, Informative)
Now I would be really pleased if my cable provider could sell/rent me a CableCard, but I'm stuck with using their dreaded SciAtlanta decoder.
Now even less interesting! (Score:5, Funny)
I think I just felt the world get a little dummer.
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Me too.
Why not encrypt VOD? (Score:5, Insightful)
Cable encryption is done per channel, not per title. The problem is that Comcast's infrastructure is built on SeaChange, which is running Windows NT 4 (if I remember correctly). They just can't handle the load.
The other architectures (non-SeaChange) can handle encrypted VOD streams, but tend not to because the operator hasn't thought about it.
And lastly, encryption of VOD content is done by fiat from corporate - that's how the cable industry works. And that's exactly the kind of thing that corporate is for - to set systemwide policies like that.
Old school cable hacking (Score:2)
When I first got my HDTV, I had fun scanning the subchannels, and found the menu background channels for On-demand, but never watched anyone else's on-demand movies.
Perhaps I should re hook-up the coaxial to the TV and try it again. Does this work on Comcast?'
I'm not the only one (Score:2, Interesting)
The problem is when trying to watch what the neighbors are on-demanding, the chan
Cool.. I'm gonna try this out. (Score:2)
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