Indiana Jones Gets Robbed 227
HotChk101 writes "Over 2000 production stills, plenty of sensitive paperwork including a complete production budget breakdown, possibly the script from Indiana Jones 4 and multiple computers were stolen from Steven Spielberg's Universal Studio office.
The thief started contacting multiple entertainment websites including TMZ.com and offering the stolen goods for a sum of $2000.00."
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must have been the plans for the re-re-re-issue... now with 1.3 seconds of extra bloopers!
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He actually wanted $200,000 until he read the script.
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If it was a Linux laptop with disk encryption enabled, all he would have is a cool paperweight.
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I'd mod this as Funny, but there's an egregious spelling error (you're instead of your). Nice try, though.
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Episode 5: (Score:2)
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"I'm holding this ransom, for two, THOUSAND, dollars!"
"actually sir, $2,000 by today's standards isn't that much..."
"ok, two, THOUSAND.... Million, dollars!"
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He should instead ask Spielberg for a cameo appearance or something, not that he will avoid doing some jail time.
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$2000? (Score:5, Funny)
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If they had stolen a couple of things quietly, then they could have gotten more money, but this was clearly an amateur who just didn't realize that they were screwing themselves by taking too much, too noisil
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I'm reminded of a meme that's missing from the currently active slashdot poll, namely "RTFA".
From the article:
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Re:$2000? (Score:5, Interesting)
I'm sorry. I don't mean to be rude, but I read Slashdot because I don't have time to read a dozen articles about nonsense. I instead read a quick summary and fire off a comment if it strikes me as worth it. I've done so for many years, and will continue to do so.
If article summaries can't be written clearly enough to convey the basics accurately, then I'll have a misleading idea about what's in the article, and may post less useful comments. There's not much I can do about that without adding a 25th hour to the day.
Wow. (Score:3, Insightful)
You mean you're actually proud enough of spouting your mouth off in ignorance to defend it as the superior option to either (a) shutting up or (b) doing a little reading? Give this man a management position! He's obviously more important that the
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$2000?!?!? (Score:5, Funny)
One word: moron
One more word: lawsuit
Don't be surprised when they find this guy lying dead in his bed in his apartment, having been killed by whip-wielding maniac...
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Apparently one TV station actually did buy it and was about to reveal what they had found until Paramount's lawyers stepped in. Which although normally I'm rather opposed to lawyers, in this case I'm rather ambivalent about it; who wants to have the show spoiled for them anyway?
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If I read the article, I'd be well informed and able to make cogent comments... and that is strictly against Slashdot policy... ;)
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I don't RTFA, because I'm a nice guy. Reading the article robs others of the opportunity to clarify the story and increase their karma.
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Dr. Jones... (Score:5, Funny)
(source [imdb.com])
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$2000? (Score:2)
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Cue Dr. Evil. (Score:5, Funny)
"Uh, really? OK, sure."
Small thinkers (Score:2)
can't resist (Score:5, Funny)
South Park did it (Score:2)
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It's interesting to note that it may have actually had an effect [wikipedia.org] on real-world plans for modifications....
I think the thief... (Score:2, Funny)
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Sounds good to me. (Score:4, Insightful)
Marketing ploy? (Score:2, Interesting)
talk about inept security... (Score:5, Interesting)
A) One guy makes multiple trips back and forth to carry all this stuff... unless he's superman and can carry multiple computers.
B) A group of guys gets past security. One guy getting past I can see, but an entire group getting past should make it easier to catch them.
Has anyone given any thought to this being a publicity stunt? I mean, the information has yet to be leaked and for $2000, I would bet plenty of people would have found a way to get into contact with this guy and purchase it for themselves.
Something just seems unbelievable here.
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I don't see anything that implies they have to be desktop PCs - t
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I mean, the information has yet to be leaked and for $2000, I would bet plenty of people would have found a way to get into contact with this guy and purchase it for themselves.
Yeah, except that unless they were buying the stuff to give it back to its rightful owner, they'd be guilty of theft by receiving. What would be surprising is if Speilberg or his company don't pay the money. It's probably worth millions to them, so why not pay a couple grand to get it back?
Something just seems unbelievable here.
Not really. This kind of criminal activity happens all the time. The only thing notable is that it was Spielberg's office. Otherwise, it's just garden variety idiot criminals trying to fence their stolen loot. Sou
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I found during this time that
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The likely culprits (Score:2)
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Has anyone given any thought to this being a publicity stunt? I mean, the information has yet to be leaked and for $2000, I would bet plenty of people would have found a way to get into contact with this guy and purchase it for themselves.
Publicity stunt? Shit, I know what I'd do if I was Speilberg: I'd greenlight Transformers 2 and make sure it's even shittier than the original! But if I was Speilberg and still had a soul, I'd write this guy into the script. He'd steal Indy's papers, there would be a huge chase, and Indy would then whip the shit out of him. I'd especially include the part about him trying to sell the collection for such an absurdly lowball price. This thing could easily be blown into an awesomely funny running gag.
Back dur
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Used to work on the Paramount lot... (Score:3, Informative)
No, really, once you're past the front gate, it is absolutely astonishing how little security there is. Unless you're obviously over-the-top out of place (like, say, streaking, maybe), people just leave you alone--and hauling a cart full of equipment back and forth to the parking lot is actually
I mean, just imagine what a nightmare a facility like that would be if they stopped and questioned everyone
It happened to Coppola, too... (Score:4, Informative)
http://www.zap2it.com/movies/news/zap-coppolascriptburgled,0,3773984.story [zap2it.com]
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Spielberg, Lucas and Coppola were known as "the three amigos" right? Could there be a connection?
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Still, it's a very interesting coincidence if that's all it is. Quite the supervillain collector if it isn't.
Not surprisingly (Score:5, Funny)
It's not theft... (Score:5, Funny)
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Squandered potential (Score:2)
More hearts getting pulled out of chests.
Nazis have a new catchphrase: "Uh oh, don't tell the fuhrer!" with a saucy grin.
Cameo appearance by Tomb Raider's Lara Croft.
Homage to the "Whipmaster" SNL sketch.
What's better than the Raiders' big round boulder? Two of them. Two different directions.
Blackjack. Hookers. Ahh, forget the whole thing.
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You already mentioned Lara Croft!
I know who it was (Score:2)
If you've got something worthless... (Score:3, Interesting)
Same applies here. For 2000$, the big issue for the buyer is that he's buying something illegal that might actually not contain anything really interesting. For 200 000$, the big issue is to get the cash.
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Like Belloq said... (Score:2)
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Oh, shit.
but the people of hollywood are REALLY NICE. (Score:2)
From the Indy 4 script (Score:2)
Indiana Jones: You betrayed Spielberg! Oy, vey, lotta chutzpah that took! You betrayed Spielberg!
The computers glow red hot and plummet into the gorge. Mola Ram grabs the last one, burns his hand, loses his grip, and plunges after them, only to be eaten by a rancor when he reaches the river below. Cue gratuitous ring explosion, roll credits.
I bet it was Nazis. . . (Score:3, Funny)
Not Universal, Paramount and Dreamworks (Score:2)
Another obligatory quote. (Score:2)
Tyrone Bigguns? (Score:2)
So, sorry for not being up to speed on this, but how much crack or meth can you buy for $2,000?
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That's like saying Jaws is a nerd/geek flick. Or the Godfather. Yes, good movies but they are embraced by the general culture, not nerd/geek culture.
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And, for what it's worth, this is a clear indication of the importance of offsite backups and strong encryption on the desktop.
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Maybe he has read the script and estimated its value correctly? Sorry, just an idea.
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In any case it appears "the market" is expecting this movie to sell $2000/$8 = 250 tickets (assuming $8 per ticket). Basically the first theater audience will run out and tell everyone waiting in line outside just how bad it is. Maybe the movie is so terrifically terrible that your face melts when you watch it unless you close your eyes. That would certainly help get the word out.
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But we are free to make our own judgments. OJ is a murderer, for instance. The legal system doesn't dictate our own thoughts and opinions.
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Further, if there was a theft, then it was committed by a thief. Since they haven't accused someone, there is no alleged thief, but since someone did it, there is a thief.
Of course, some have said that it is an alleged theft, because it may have been an authorized publicity stunt, so it may not have been stealing. (Though there would
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