Self-Tuning Electric Guitar 389
avirrey writes "The Technology Review has an interesting article on a Gibson Self-Tuning Guitar. Purist argue that you shouldn't need a guitar that self-tunes. Others argue that this will allow an artist to change tuning with one 'favorite' guitar, instead of having to swap out between songs." Ok I know what I think- freakin' sweet. Only technology will guarantee my sucking on the electric will at least be reasonably in-tune suckiness. Dear Gibson, Slashdot really needs to review your guitar. We'll need several review units and we lost your return address.
Technical review... (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, and since slashdot is made by its community, we will need 900,000 test units =o) (sorry 900000+ id noobs =oP no testing for you)
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Ok stop it. Emacs/vi and GPL/BSD are bad enough if you go on like this we will also have a Fender/Gibson flamewar. What's next Beatles/Rolling Stones?
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"You're a good guy your whole life...then you suck *one* dick and all of a sudden you're a cocksucker."
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Well, if this Gibson guitar came in an SG model...it WOULD be handy for doing some Sabbath, since Iommi does most of this stuff with the guitar tuned down. Less tension helps for his missing fingertips, and also is what contributed to making their 'dark' sound....
Strange, if Tony hadn't had that accident....BS might not have found their trademark 'sound' or tone.....
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That would be fricken' awesome.
He could comment on my playing, as well.
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I'd like Microsoft Clippy.
"It looks like you're trying to play a D chord! Would you like to:
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Actually, you should RTFA. The Gibson solution "PHYSICALLY" tunes the strings, not virtually like the Line 6.
The new Fender VG Strat has a virtual mode that acts as you describe.
From all the press, this new Gibson [gibson.com] is the real deal.
Hopefully my wife will "approve" another "investment".
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It isn't even Gibson's invention. It is licensed to them from Tronical (which is mentioned in TFA)
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Would be awesome - how many times has your guitar gone out of tune while playing with brand skankin' new strings? I know you're supposed to stretch 'em out, but we're talking about a
determinism finally! (Score:5, Interesting)
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I do not know about the physics of that stuff, but I play guitar as a hobby (classical, flamenco and heavy metal [acoustic and electric) and from what I know, the amount of tunning you have to do depends on the material of the guitar (at least for acoustic) and the quality of the strings. Also, one of the things they told you to do after you just replaced a string is to stretch it a lot and loosen it to make it expand all the material has to expand, otherwise you will tune it but as the new string expands, you will have to tune it again in five minutes.
I think this would be more appropriate for the likes of Joe Satriani or Steve Vai when in a concert they use a different tuning for some different songs... but I still like it more if they showcase different kinds of guitars and maybe it might be useful when/if they have to change tuning "on the fly".. but of course, it might not be possible to re-tune the guitar as fast as it is needed...
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I prepose the not unpossible:
An superconducting, semi-colllliding, laser-optro guitar that reacts to finger interruption. This way, I don't have to toon my geetar.
What kind of thimbles will I need for protecting my fingers?
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Ablative and replaceable.
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I don't think it would, unless all the alternate tunings are very similar to each other.
Getting the best sound out of a guitar using a specific tuning is not only a function of the tension on each string, but also the gauge and wrap of the strings. Take a guitar in normal EADGBE with medium-gauge strings and tune the bottom string down a step to D, and it'll still sound pretty close to ideal; but tune everything down a fourth to BEADF#B, and the sound will be thin and lifeless. You'll need to switch to heavier strings to play with that dropped tuning.
Besides which, half of the fun of a Steve Vai show is to check out all the different guitar models he has. There's his standard Jem, and there's the one with the brilliant blue LEDs inlaid into the fret markers, and there's the enormous heart-shaped guitar with three necks...
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The good thing about the Gibson is that you only pull on the knob when you have strummed the open strings, so the guitar knows that no notes are being bent... it knows what the pitches should be when you strum open strings, so it has no problem tuning it to those pitches.
Your idea could be implemented if, like on the Gibson, there were a button to let the guitar know it was in "tuning mode." When the button was pressed, the guitar would listen to see how out of tune it was, then when the button was released, the pitch-correction computer inside could change the pitch of each string by exactly the right amount to bring the guitar's output into tune, although the strings themselves would still be out of tune, and you could still bend them all you want without having the pitch "snap" to the next note like a vocal that has been auto-tuned.
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Somewhat dissonant, maybe.
Not good, maybe.
But it takes a concerted effort to play painfully bad.
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Well thanks it feels good to have my hard work appreciated.
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2. Get a good guitar
I have a Garrison acoustic guitar, which they construct with laser precision and a graphite frame (key to stable tuning on an acoustic). Never goes out of tune, and it's my favorite, best-sounding guitar ever.
On the electric side, my Gibson SG holds tune almost just as well. My Fenders, not so much.
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Get a Uke! And enjoy real materials. (Score:3, Interesting)
Real musical instruments are made of real materials like wood, metal, or nylon. As temperature and humidity change, the shape and flexibility of the parts are going to change, and the parts that are held by friction may also move. And the accoustics of the places you're playing will all be different, and the people you're playing with will ha
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Self-tuning guitars are like IDEs. They can make it easier for the professional, but more often than not they don't.
Let's explain this a bit:
When I started to play the one most important thing I had to learn was to be able to tune my freakin' bass. While tuning, you will learn how your instrument sounds when it's OK and well-tuned and you'll learn to immediately recognize when it's mis-tuned and sounding strange. That
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Electronic tuner? (Score:2)
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Can you hear the piezo output too? (Score:2, Interesting)
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Sounds like they are just for the tuning mechanism.
Silly technological overkill (Score:5, Informative)
It takes me (and most other guitarists) a few seconds to tune a guitar.
It's a pleasant, harmless little ritual, and somewhat calming before you play a gig.
This is a silly and expensive gizmo, IMO.
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Agreed, but there are five situations where it could be useful, IMHO:
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But, alas, I'm
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why not? from the video I've seen it looks as all of the tech is on the peg side of things (which are motorized and do the tuning), the bridge is not touched at all (unlike the other older tech where it seemed that the adjustments by the servos were done there)
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If the tuning pegs on the headstock are the active part then this will not adapt well at all.
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"This isn't the first, or the most advanced, self-tuning guitar system on the market. Over the past 20 years, a small Colorado company called TransPerformance has custom-built about 300 guitars, costing $3,000 and up for the electronics alone, for rock stars including Jimmy Page and Eddie Van Halen."
Perhaps it has more to do with the musician's playing style.
Also if the system got cheap enough it might be useful to begi
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I dunno, I think if you can't tune your guitar with a 440hz tone, then you need to work on your ears. Since Gibson == expensive, this is not geared to n00b players. What kind of advanced player cannot tune by ear?
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I think you mean 899$. 3000$ was the cost of the other guitar that was made before this one, and that could tune itself faster.
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I bet this will be a tough sell (Score:3, Insightful)
I thought about doing that once. (Score:4, Interesting)
I thought about designing a self-tuning instrument once, but for piano, where the tuning process is a lot more painful. It would consist of basically a high speed camera and a strobe light that could be tuned to any frequency. For each piano pitch, it would hit the string, start the strobe, and compare the position on consecutive beats like a strobotuner, adjusting until it wasn't moving. Either that or just use a much faster high speed camera and skip the strobe light. The point is that by using optics instead of resonance, you could accurately discern an individual string's fundamental frequency without the need to stop down the remaining strings. Kind of what they did with piezo pickups, but a heck of a lot closer together. :-)
The whole thing could be built into a block that snapped down onto the three pins on a given model of piano and took advantage of the fact that there's more than one of them so that it wouldn't have to mount to anything else. With the single bass strings, you'd have to tune them by hand, but they're the easy strings.
Never built it. Never cared enough, never had time, never thought it would sell, etc.
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Well, I guess technically that's not self tuning so much as the first step towards it, since you'd need one per string for full self tuning, but you get the idea.
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Piano tuning is complex, though. Because of significant inharmonicities, string fundamentals are not usually tuned to perfect intervals - the tuner stretches the base and treble registers
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Dumbass! (Score:2)
I already have a tuner... (Score:5, Funny)
Not so great for alternate tunings? (Score:2)
Also, I have a tendency to whack controls while I'm playing. I shudder to th
"every guitar player's nightmare"? (Score:2)
It's every guitar player's nightmare: you step onstage, strike your rock-god pose, triumphantly strum the first chord of a song--and discover that your guitar is out of tune.
Excuse me? Firstly, this hardly qualifies as a nightmare. Secondly, any guitarist who steps on stage without having checked the tuning is either incredibly sloppy or is sufficiently rich and famous that he has roadies to check this stuff for him (and whose jobs depend on this 'nightmare' scenario never happening).
Mu
Purists? (Score:2)
Atleast that's how it should be. Obviously, not the case.
Tuning a guitar is a ridiculous notion (Score:5, Funny)
How to play Guitar [wfu.edu] by David [Jad] Fair
I taught myself to play guitar. It's incredibly easy when you understand the science of it. The skinny strings play the high sounds, and the fat strings play the low sounds. If you put your finger on the string father out by the tuning end it makes a lower sound. If you want to play fast move your hand fast and if you want to play slower move your hand slower. That's all there is to it. You can learn the names of notes and how to make chords that other people use, but that's pretty limiting. Even if you took a few years and learned all the chords you'd still have a limited number of options. If you ignore the chords your options are infinite and you can master guitar playing in one day.
Traditionally, guitars have a fat string on the top and they get skinnier and skinnier as they go down. But he thing to remember is it's your guitar and you can put whatever you want on it. I like to put six different sized strings on it because that gives the most variety, but my brother used to put all of the same thickness on so he wouldn't have so much to worry about. What ever string he hit had to be the right one because they were all the same.
Tuning the guitar is kind of a ridiculous notion. If you have to wind the tuning pegs to just a certain place, that implies that every other place would be wrong. But that absurd. How could it be wrong? It's your guitar and you're the one playing it. It's completely up to you to decide hoe it should sound. In fact I don't tune by the sound at all. I wind the strings until they're all about the same tightness. I highly recommend electric guitars for a couple of reasons. First of all they don't depend on body resonating for the sound so it doesn't matter if you paint them. As also, if you put all the knobs on your amplifier on 10 you can get a much higher reaction to effort ratio with an electric guitar than you can with an acoustic. Just a tiny tap on the strings can rattle your windows, and when you slam the strings, with your amp on 10, you can strip the paint off the walls.
The first guitar I bought was a Silvertone. Later I bought a Fender Telecaster, but it really doesn't matter what kind you buy as long as the tuning pegs are on the end of the neck where they belong. A few years back someone came out with a guitar that tunes at the other end. I've never tried one. I guess they sound alright but they look ridiculous and I imagine you'd feel pretty foolish holding one. That would affect your playing. The idea isn't to feel foolish. The idea is to put a pick in one hand and a guitar in the other and with a tiny movement rule the world.
Or else you're called Thruston Moore or Jandak (Score:2)
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It may seem like satire, but having seen Mr Fair on several occasions, his description is closer to the reality than you might imagine. He certainly fits your tag of "muso first, guitarist second", although a music snob like yourself would probably claim that he is using a guitar as a percussion instrument. I'd recommend you listen to some of his recordings before making stupid claims about who is full of shit.
Servomotors? In my guitar? (Score:2)
No thanks.
Floyd Rose? (Score:2)
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Strangely... (Score:5, Funny)
Use lever activated tuners (Score:3, Informative)
Steinburgers (Score:2)
NO CAR ANALOGY HERE! (Score:3, Insightful)
I don't know about you, but the minute "out-of-tune-ness" and things of that nature is what makes a musical performance sound more human. Similar analogy: quantizing [wikipedia.org] and how that makes things so.. robotic..
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Cool! (Score:2)
Gift ideas for Taco this Christmas: (Score:2)
The Signature Series Les Paul Standard 1GB Flash Drive [gibson.com]
The Les Paul Standard Flash Drive [gibson.com]
and finally...a mirror copy of this [gibson.com]??
alternate scales (Score:2)
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Cool, BUT (Score:3, Funny)
As a Musician... (Score:2)
That being said, I think this device has very little place in the professional world. Tuning is not merely a ritual that we go through, it trains one's ears to listen. As someone who wants to create music, one has to be able to hear the difference between being in tune or being some 15 cents
So what do you do... (Score:2)
When you need to be in tune with the band's piano? Or drums?
And how would a guitarist develop an ear for pitch if he never has to tune his own instrument?Most guitarists can tune by ear in a matter of a few minutes, if not seconds. A guitarist who can't tune his own guitar by ear is akin to a programmer who can't write his own makefile. Sure, they exist, somewhere, but nobody wants to admit it.
Besides, if you don't have an ear for proper pitch, how do you bend notes?
sure you don't want their digital guitar? (Score:2)
yes, let's all say it together, "imagine a Beowulf cluster of these..."
meh, Modeling Guitars are Much Nerdier! (Score:4, Informative)
Then he set it up running into a pitch tracker outputting a sine wave, fed into a Marshal stack simulator. Try to beat that signal path!
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It seems from TFA that you can do all of this. It comes with several preset tunings and you can program your own.
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Clever, yes, but unnecessary. If they had put the tuning servos behind the bridge, inside the guitar body, there would be no need to send signals up the neck to the headstock.
But I guess the traditionalists at Gibson couldn't stomach the idea of a Les Paul with missing or decorative-only tuning pegs at the end of the neck, so the developers had to figure out a workaround.