Star Trek XI Plot Details Revealed 220
HotChk101 writes to tell us that the plot for Star Trek XI has been revealed over at IESB. This information has not yet been confirmed by the studio so take with the requisite grain of salt. Be warned link contains potential spoiler information.
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if we've learned anything from "To Catch a Predator," HotChk101 is a 63 year old man.
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Spock dies?
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SMG on the rumor that she'd had a boob job: "Lemme tell ya, if I paid for these, I'd like 'em to look a lot better than this."
Spock Boobs. (Score:5, Funny)
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Actually, I apologize. I didn't read the article. I just thought what could be the most lame excuse for a plot device, one that has already been played [to death], and really just silly.
Ooops.
PS - crap. Does this mean I have to cross the picket line and finish the story?
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Whoa! I never knew such a thing existed. This is absolutely geeky-cool! I watched a few MST3000's (Rauzdower!) but this could (depending on just how funny these really are) be really, really good.
Thanks for the link.
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The title of the slashdot summary contains the phrase "plot details revealed" and you needed the linked articles spoiler warnings to stop you from reading further?
Hypocrisy! (Score:5, Insightful)
More time travel? DO NOT WANT! (Score:5, Insightful)
It's worse than that. He's dead, Jim. (Score:5, Insightful)
There's nothing moving FORWARD. There is no development or change. The entire movie could just as well never have happened.
That's why it makes the ideal Trek movie plot (Score:3, Insightful)
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Re:More time travel? DO NOT WANT! (Score:4, Insightful)
In the movie plot however, Spocks knows what the Romulan's plan is, so he could just go back in time right before the Romulan tries to go back in time and kill him there couldn't he? He knows where and when he will be, but instead chases him some place where he has trouble finding him.
Same with the Generations movie plot. If Picard and Kirk could come out of the ribbon at whatever time they wanted, they could have chosen a better time and place.
In First Contact, the Borg could have time traveled in secret, not in the middle of a big battle where someone might figure out what they were doing. They could also keep trying until they got it right - they still had the knowledge of how to do it even if that one ship was destroyed.
I don't remember much about the save the whales movie.
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While not related, I had played through the Halflife 2 Epsiode 2 commentary and they mentioned something about the flashlight battery now being separate from the main HEV sprinting battery, and their argument was that they weren't going to make the game less fun just for the sake of a keeping bad game design decision true throughout the lifespan of the series.
That said,
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Well, given time travel, then prophecies kind of come with the territory. It's just a matter of context really. I'm a time traveller, you're a prophet, he/she/it is a fraud.
I'd add to the list of annoying plot complications 'controlled by an evil alien entity'.
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My three least favorite plot complications are time travel, amnesia, and anything having to do with a "prophecy."
Well, given time travel, then prophecies kind of come with the territory. It's just a matter of context really. I'm a time traveller, you're a prophet, he/she/it is a fraud.
I'd add to the list of annoying plot complications 'controlled by an evil alien entity'.
Or how about an enemy that has you so outclassed, the only way they can be defeated is either through jaw-dropping stupidity on the part of the enemy or a credulity-banishing one in a million shot that never could have been made or some stupid-ass deus ex machina. UGH! Yeah, build the Borg into some big awesome enemy and they're so damn powerful, the only way they can be defeated is with a mathematical riddle. UGH!
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
when I met a snake of a producer gave
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No. He was a complete rip off of Snarf by Larry Elmore with some annoying Black and White Minstrel Show lines tacked on and extra stupidity. It's a pity that Lucas never credited him and also made the character so annoying. Elmore drew the strip for Dragon Magazine and has also done a lot of impessive fantasy art. You would have seen his work on a lot of book covers, the sides of vans, t-shirts, box art for the Everquest game, box art for Tonka a
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To each his own.
And just to piss you off since you obviously aren't going to enjoy the movie:
Yousa livesa longs and prospa.
I for one.... (Score:3, Interesting)
Who knows. It can still be good. Let's hope it doesn't suck or I'll get more resistance from the Mrs when trying to go to the next SciFi movie.
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I was thinking the same thing and figure the final word in tired, cheap ST plot devices would be a prequel about travelling back in time to meet Q in a runaway holodeck program.
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Well, you may need the Borg in there somewhere and whatever the problem is, it must be fixed using some pseudo-science techno-solution that is redirected through the deflector dish.
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That's the problem. (Score:4, Insightful)
SCORE!!!
No matter what crap they produce, just stamp "Star Trek" on it and they've sold tickets.
They won't stop producing crap until you stop paying them for the crap.
It's got time travel in it. It's 100% guaranteed to suck. That's why they had to include baby Spock
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1) Repeat viewings. No matter how hard core a fan you are, you're not going to see a sucky movie 5 times. I think Lucas knows a little about this by now.
2) People that like sci-fi, but are not attached to Star Trek. Like me
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I'm getting pretty tired of prequels and time travel. This seems to have a lot of both. Don't get me wrong, I'll still pay to go see it and drag my wife along kicking and screaming to see it with me. I'll probably have to fork out for good dinner to get her to come along.
Who knows. It can still be good. Let's hope it doesn't suck or I'll get more resistance from the Mrs when trying to go to the next SciFi movie.
I wasn't aware that conjoined twins could be legally married.
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Do they have a choice?
and...
Who are you to say who can and can't get married!??!
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They did that with Enterprise.
Harlan Ellison (Score:5, Informative)
Harlan Ellison, who wrote the original TOS episode "The City on the Edge of Forever" was not at all happy about the rumors:
So either Abrams didn't get clearance, or the rumors aren't true. From what we know of Leonard Nimoy's involvement, I'd guess that it's the former rather than the latter. So either Abrams will have to pay Ellison off, or production will have to shut down since the WGA strike precludes any changes to the script.
This could really throw a monkey wrench into everything...
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The thing is, the Guardian of Forever that appeared in Harlan Ellison's scripts was very, very different than what appeared in the episode.
And he HATED the version that was ultimately produced. But now it's all his.
See also this interesting account. [hubpages.com]
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In any case, there's no monkey wrench here. "The City on the Edge of Forever" (Harlan may be a bombastic hack writer, but he does dream up great titles) is just another Star Trek time travel gimmick
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And that he somehow OWNS all the non-Trek specific aspects?
Yeah, good luck, Harlan.
As an aside, WAY back when, when Budweiser introduced 8 oz cans of beer, we called them "Harlans".
They were, after all, bitter, impotent half pints.
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The plot (Score:5, Funny)
Plot: Kirk, Picard, Janeway, Cisco, and that guy from enterprise that nobody liked all get merged together in a transporter accident, not only fusing body, mind, spirit, and time.. but also...
A CAT.
After several days of bickering about which part of there personality was most dominant Tuvok and Spock have to do a threesome mind meld in order to seperate the individual personalities. After several intense shots of tuvok and spock both appearently giving birth(facial expressions only) they both suddenly stop and lock at eachother. Appearently in shock.. they announce to the world that the winner of this battle of personalities was no one but:
Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds.
Shortly after this serenity was seen flying off.
You may think this to be satire.. but with the cluster fuck that this new movie promises to be, I might actually wish they made mine instead of theres..
©Daniel M. 2007.
^ Just incase.
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AWESOME! Have you ever thought about becoming a professional Star Trek script writer? You might just pull it off.
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But it is an "Odd Number"... so it will "suck"... (Score:3, Insightful)
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With JJ Abrams at the "helm" it won't be light years away from that anyway.
Star Trek: Lost (Score:2)
I wonder if we will finally find out the origins of the smoke monster.
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B.
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It needed more special effects and long quiet scenes where the enterprise hovers over a very large ship.
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On the gripping hand, it may not be possible to produce a non-sucking Trek movie any longer.
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Pournelle was using that on BIX [wikipedia.org] (rapidly picked up by other Bixen) back before The Gripping Hand (working title "The Moat Around Murcheson's Eye", if I remember right) came off the presses, i.e. circa 15 years ago.
I've seen it a number of other places, too.
Or, was that a whooshing sound I just heard?
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It might also go hand in hand about the rumored series reboot with a new show (the idea of a new star trek show ware none of the events of the previous shows happened so they didn't have to worry about breaking the time line or plots of tos/tng like voyager and enterprise did)
With all trek rumors this smells
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To be fair to Star Trek, this isn't just a Star Trek problem. I think it is probably pretty hard to write a non-clichéd time travel script. Changing the timeline, paradox, woo, etc... if you are a hack writer there's nothing much else to say in a time travel story. You take your character(s) back to your chosen time period to create conflict -- maybe also as a social commentary blunt instrument -- and then waffle on for page
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Yeah, but what if someone already did that and substituted what were really good scripts for the crappy ones we got to see?
Ever watch "Star Drek"? (Score:2)
It had the BEST time travel plot. It is TNG time and TNG crew is celebrating "Cpt Kirk Day". Picard is not happy. So Q changes Picard to an ensign and drags Kirk forward in time and drops him in as the captain of TNG Enterprise. It was very funny.
Move from the PAST to the FUTURE is a safe use of time travel.
Spoiled! (Score:2)
Find out when we first meet Kirk in Abram's Trek plus alternate timelines and time travel explained! If you want to stay as spoiler free as possible this article is NOT FOR YOU!
On the other hand, if you know you're likely to be disappointed by yet another lame attempt to keep the Trek franchise alive, but have been a Trekkie since TOS first touched down on the planet of the salt monster, you pretty much have to read all the spoilers you can find so you won't be tempted to waste your time and money actually going to the movie.
Case in point: they're doing the Time Travel plot again. The only thing different about this one is that they're going through the time portal at the City on
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I hope they bring souvenirs, like a pair of whales
Sadly, yes...
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SERGEANT!!! (Score:3, Interesting)
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Q would not let this happen... (Score:2)
Once the continuem got word that some alien was try to destroy their favorite playtoys- um, species, they would simply wipe the dude out.
What would the Q do without the painfully bowed legs of Beverly Crusher?
You just KNOW they sold tickets to watch all those Borg-Federation space-fights from a distance, like off-track betting.
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Trek needs a clean break (Score:4, Interesting)
Gak!!! More fscking time travel .... (Score:3, Insightful)
I'd love to see a well written script that didn't devolve into time travel or strange-particle-du-jour emissions.
Why does it always have to be time travel? Have we exhausted all that can be done in a sci-fi script??
*sigh* I don't even know if this is an odd or even Trek any more. I think I've given up on Trek.
Cheers
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Of course, if I'd dug out my handy roman numeral calculator, I might have spotted that it's an odd numbered film.
It's doomed.
Cheers
In a thousand years, I'll get right on it (Score:3, Insightful)
Paramount takes a few years off to let the franchise breathe again, and they come back revitalized with... more time travel crap?!
When will they ever learn?
Academy Classes (Score:5, Insightful)
Star Trek XI? (Score:2)
Chris Mattern
Star Trek Prequels (Score:2, Funny)
I just came in here... (Score:2)
Finally! A Star Trek movie made for the fans (Score:2)
We have:
- Nimoy's Spock - probably the most loved and respected character across every Trek series, and probably the last time we will see him on the big screen
- City on the Edge of Forever tie in - one of the best Trek episodes ever
- Good old fashioned time travel without a bunch of techno babble - the Guardian i
Bad Episode (Score:2)
Give me "Balance of Terror" or "The Doomsday Machine", any day.
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I, for one, fully expect her to steal the show.
Throw in a shower scene ... (Score:3, Funny)
Combine the Romulans with the Borg
Okay, new plot. A Borg'ified Romulan travels back through time to kill Kirk. Something about Spock's hot mother
That should be good for a few movies and maybe another TV series.
Fuck time travel mov
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Yes, that was the only thing I found wrong with your idea.
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I'll wait for it to come out on DVD and bittorrent it.
Fixed that for ya...
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