DHS to Begin Collecting DNA of Anyone Arrested 483
Foobar of Borg writes "The AP is reporting that the US will soon be collecting the DNA of anyone who is arrested by a federal law enforcement agency and any foreigner who is detained, whether or not charges are eventually brought. This begins to bring the US in line with the UK which, as discussed before on Slashdot, is trying to collect DNA of 'potential criminals' as young as five. DHS spokesman Russ Knocke stated that 'DNA is a proven law-enforcement tool.'"
Balance of power. (Score:5, Insightful)
If you let the balance of power fall too far to the state, it's grossly naive to think it wont lead to use of that power over you, your friends and your children. History supports that as do numerous social studies.
Re:Balance of power. (Score:4, Insightful)
Since DNA will first be collected from foreigners, whose stay in the country is dependent on the government's good graces, it's not hard to imagine a Gattaca [amazon.com] style future where, if the government has your DNA on file and you might have some unpleasant genetic predisposition, your application for residency or citizenship suddenly falls though.
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you've got to love them, hapless and desperate as they are clinging on any available shred of hope that their world hasn't really capsized...
Re:Balance of power. (Score:5, Insightful)
There is yet to be ANY evidence that infallible ID of every citizen leads to better security, better safety, or in fact anything better.
In the end, its ONLY use is control.
Criminals with no record, no arrests, and perhaps no citizenship fall outside the view of such a system creating yet another situation where only the innocent are inconvenienced.
REAL ID and biometric IDs have only one purpose, control of the citizenry. period. anytime. in. history.
I could spend days figuring out several ways to defeat any system of ID presented, and if I can you can be absolutely certain that criminals will. In fact they have much better resources than I do and would probably do a much better job. When you have networks of 'friends' to help you out on both coasts, and on other continents, it's easier to fake things etc.
When criminals want to do something the phrase "papers please" do not stop them. These ID schemes will in fact ONLY harm citizens and their rights to do as they constitutionally are allowed.
Re:Balance of power. (Score:5, Interesting)
As it is though, I think we only look at a 130 some markers... so the changes of "collisions" are greatly increased. Also, it's been shown that some people actually have two sets of DNA. It's not been ascertained how many people may have two sets of DNA in them [thetech.org].
Re:Balance of power. (Score:5, Interesting)
The person who would have received my marrow would have my dna in their blood but their own dna in skin and hair samples, etc.
Interesting times.
Jon Stewart recently said (Score:3)
If you're in a free society, it's not safe. You can either have safety, or freedom. But you can't have both at the same time.
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Looking at places like the UK, which has been doing this for quite some time, not to mention having one of the most comprehensive surveillance networks, etc...
The petty criminals don't care. They vanish int
Re:Balance of power. (Score:4, Insightful)
This is a VERY dangerously naive position. Who are these "criminals?" Are all "criminals" alike?
A person arrested for chaining him/her self to a poll during a protest, should they be "controlled?"
We are *all* every man, woman, and child in the U.S.A. in violation of some law and probably have no idea. We are all criminals. Are we all to be controlled?
A serious crime like rape, murder, being a member of the Bush administration, should bring a penalty of DNA identification. Short of that its totalitarianism slowly creeping up on us.
Re:Balance of power. (Score:4, Funny)
Step 1. Obtain Somebody else's DNA
Step 2. Commit Crime
Step 3. Deposit DNA
Step 4. ???
Step 5. Profit
Re:Balance of power. (Score:5, Insightful)
Consider for a moment. Do the supporters of oppressive regimes actually suffer under them? Is it not the case that those who tacitly or overtly support this kind of power imbalance actually benefit? Certainly a minority of top supporters do, but what about the silent and not so silent majority that prop up the regime? Does their support not in fact, pay off?
Are registered Republican voters who attend church every sunday, protest against abortion, call for lower taxes and "family values" really going to suffer under these DHS policies? I invoke Godwin because it is inevitable. Look at 1930's Germany. If you weren't communist or jewish, then you, as a german, probably did rather well under the Nazi's. Why wouldn't you support them? It's not like you valued abstract concepts like "freedom" and "democracy" now did you?
Most americans, no, most people in the western world, do not value these concepts. They support internment, executions, secret trials. I'm not being rhetorical here. As long as you mention the right groups; terrorists, pedophiles, minorities, lower classes, etc, the average joe will not see their freedoms as something worth valuing anymore. People do not believe in universal rights for all, only in rights for the right people, which of course includes themselves. It's sad, but that's the way it is.
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Well, that depends how you look at it. Being silent lets you live your live normally for 99.99% of the silent ppl. Being vocal pays off in NOT being able to live your life. So relatively speaking, being silent 'pays off' more than being vocal.
Re:Balance of power. (Score:5, Insightful)
Most people don't quite look at it that way, but you've got a point there - folks automatically assume that just because people support a regime that does bad things, the same people will suffer under that regime. That is not necessarily true. The reason they select the regime is because bad things happen to "others" that they've been conditioned to hate (brown people, Muslims, immigrants, whatever).
The Christian right is no different. The average Joe Republican is probably rejoicing at Gitmo and the fallout of our human rights, because hey, he's not affected - it's "someone" else. And if he does get pulled over, he feels proud that he's helping the system further its goals.
It is usually the powerless ones who are always affected - Jews, minorities and in today's America, the non-citizens. And I am particularly riled up about this because I'm typing this from an airport in Texas, where as a "brown man", I was "randomly selected" to be searched. Yet again. I told the guy that I travel twice a week, and that in the past couple of weeks, I've been "randomly selected" at Texas almost every single time. His answer? "Do you tell the cop that you've never gotten caught speeding except when he's patrolling"
I was at a loss for words, and this is the irony of it all.
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take modern America as an example. middle-class Bush supporters are, in fact, suffering under that regime, they just don't realize it. our economy is a disaster; foreclosures and inflation don't care about political affiliation, nor (for the most pa
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Gawd, you should know better than to post on slashdot while committing such a heinous crime such as being brown.
Re:Cut taxes until the federal government collapse (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:Cut taxes until the federal government collapse (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Cut taxes until the federal government collapse (Score:5, Insightful)
There was a similar discussion on another board I frequent. Part of the difficulty in defining 'Rich' is that many try to use income to define it, but in reality it's more a statement of wealth. For example, a sole proprietor of a business could have a gross annual income in the millions, yet not be 'rich' because 99% of that is immedietly spent as business expenses.
Still, one guy made a general rule of thumb that I liked:
Poor - Income at or below basic expenses; IE unable to save
Middle Class - Has the ability to save money/live better.
Rich - Independent of work; capable of living indefinitly off of assets.
Oops... (Score:3, Insightful)
Somebody who's 'Rich' in the midwest may be poor in NYC.
Re:Cut taxes until the federal government collapse (Score:4, Insightful)
There was a similar discussion on another board I frequent. Part of the difficulty in defining 'Rich' is that many try to use income to define it, but in reality it's more a statement of wealth. For example, a sole proprietor of a business could have a gross annual income in the millions, yet not be 'rich' because 99% of that is immedietly spent as business expenses.
Still, one guy made a general rule of thumb that I liked:
Poor - Income at or below basic expenses; IE unable to save
Middle Class - Has the ability to save money/live better.
Rich - Independent of work; capable of living indefinitly off of assets.
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Why do you think you got a tax cut? Because you heard it on the AM radio?
When you figure in user fees, transaction fees (have you seen what it costs to get a passport or file a government application?) and the extra cost to you because you've had to repair your car and lost traveling time thanks to the cuts in spending for infrastructure and the road you take to work is crumbling, along with the indirect costs that you bear because the econo
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Re:Cut taxes until the federal government collapse (Score:5, Informative)
You, sir, have a strange notion of "vast majority". According to the Congressional Budget Office, the top 5% (for whom the average income is $457,400) of the population account for 41.4% of all tax revenue*. That percentage is a far cry from a "vast majority." Perhaps you meant the top quintile (average income = $214,500) who account for 67.2% of the tax revenue. The effective tax rate for this group is 25.2%.
How much blood do you expect to extract from the lowest quintile (average income = $15,800) anyway? Sure their effective tax rate is only 4.3%, but increasing their tax rate to 25% won't have much impact on the massive deficits to which we've grown addicted.
*Like so many tax critics, you have forgotten that income tax is but one source of tax revenue. Once you account for the additional sources (social insurance, corporate income, and excise taxes), the picture changes considerably. The upper quintile account for 58.5% of income tax revenue, but only 41.4% of all revenue.
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The data shows the progressive tax structure of the U.S. federal income tax system on individuals that reduces the tax incidence of people with smaller incomes, as they shift the incidence disproportionately to those with higher incomes - the top 0.1% of taxpayers by income pay 17.4% of federal income taxes (earning 9.1% of the income), the top 1% with gross income of $328,049 or more pay 36.9% (earning 19%), the top 5% with gross income of $137,056 or more pay 57.1% (earning 33.4%), and the bottom 50% with gross income of $30,122 or less pay 3.3% (earning 13.4%).[9][10]
From Wikipedia [wikipedia.org].
It's bullshit to say that taxation in the U.S. is somehow regressive, or that the poor pay for everything.
Re:Cut taxes until the federal government collapse (Score:4, Insightful)
Poor people pay a greater percentage of their total income in taxes than rich people do. Rich people get more of their income from capitol gains that are taxed at a lower rate than income taxes. Also, poor people are disproportionately affected by sales taxes, since they spend a greater percentage of their income.
Your numbers only account for income taxes paid. Your numbers don't tell us anything about the actual tax rate paid by individuals. Using these numbers to claim that the US tax system is not regressive is completely disingenuous. Look at the next paragraph in the wikipedia [wikipedia.org] article you quoted:
You're not telling the whole story here, and you know it. Shame on you.
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Tell us how much an Exxon CEO's income tax is compared to his income, then the same proportion for someone in the "bottom 50%" (less than $30k/yr gross income).
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Since I'm no the subject, after the Bush tax cuts, more people on the low end of the scale were paying no taxes at all, the
Re:Cut taxes until the federal government collapse (Score:4, Insightful)
The actual tax burden on the lowest income group will never drop to 0%, much less to a negative number, because the income taxes (and other taxes) of all the people involved in producing everything they consume are 100% built into the prices of those things they consume. From natural gas to a loaf of bread, everything carries a built-in tax burden.
Furthermore -- for instance in the case of natural gas or electricity -- where the utility company has a health care plan in place for its employees, anyone paying for natural gas is forced to pay for that health care plan before they can address their own health care needs, unless they're willing to live in the cold. This is true for all benefits that accrue to workers supplying low income people with services or goods for money.
Painting low-income people as a tax-free or contribution-free group is either naive, or disingenuous. It just isn't so. Less than the middle class? Sure. The middle class carries a huge load.
Re:Cut taxes until the federal government collapse (Score:5, Insightful)
Followed by...
You both came close. A considerable amount of Exxon's income (doesn't matter if it's moved to the CEO's pocket or part of a new drill bit or tanker) comes from what? -- selling gasoline, of course. And who is it that pays for that gasoline? The private citizen.
Corporations pay taxes, sure, but everything they pay is built into the price of the items they sell, and you should keep in mind who pays that: The consumer. Who also pays their own taxes.
When someone says "corporations pay XXX and the consumer doesn't have it so bad because they only pay X", they're blowing smoke. Those corporations got a good proportion of that money from the consumer.
For every item you buy, you're paying built-in costs for income tax (and other taxes in some cases) that went into the materials, manufacture, transport, marketing, retailing, etc... of that item. This is with the money you have left over after paying for your own income taxes.
The bottom line is that the tax load on the average consumer is much higher than you think it is.
Re:Cut taxes until the federal government collapse (Score:5, Insightful)
And the figure that Exxon supposedly pays in taxes never seems to include the money they get back in "incentives" for drilling for the oil that they then sell to us at inflated prices.
What we have these days in the US is socialism for the richest Americans. When Morgan Chase was able to buy Bear Stearns with the 29 billion that the government gave them, it was one of the biggest handouts in US history.
And last week the Fed announced plans to loan money to banks (which include brokerages that are not banks) at 2.5 percent, and then turn around and allow those banks to loan OUR money back to us at 30 percent credit card rates, that sure sounds like a handout to me.
George Bush has presided over the greatest transfer of wealth in our history: from the working class to the rich.
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I agree with the gist of your argument, but let's keep in mind that the Fed didn't just 'give' Chase $29b.
It was a loan, and Chase will have to enter payments to Uncle Sam.
The government spends tons of money in really stupid ways, but I don't see a $29b loan to be a 'stupid way,' provided it prevented further financial meltdown.
This $600 stimulus package, however IS a dumb waste of money. Give my family $1200 in May so you can come at me in April for $1400. That money comes from somewhere...
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Not exactly. The government is at risk for as much as 29bn should the losses on the Bear assets acquired by JP Morgan (not Morgan Chase, a different company) reach 30bn. However, 1) losses are calculated against a price that is already substantially marked down, not the face price, and 2) JP Morgan absorbs the first 1bn of losses. Since they don't really want to
Re:Cut taxes until the federal government collapse (Score:4, Insightful)
Also, perhaps things would have been touch and go for a while if the government let Bear Stearns collapse ungracefully instead of gracefully, if the government wasn't pumping huge sums of cash into the industry that it may never see again. So? All the government is teaching the financial industry is "feel free to take risky positions, we'll come bail you out by taking on your riskiest investments and lending you money at killer rates". In the long run, it is far more important that banks learn to only take positions that they have properly evaluated and that they can survive. If a dumb bank has to collapse every now and then, so be it.
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"Hey, Bob, can you go ahead and sell that that mutual fund? The bank is breathing down my neck and I just need to liquidate some stuff to catch up."
"Oh, gee, sorry, Jim. Since we're bankrupt now, we c
Re:Cut taxes until the federal government collapse (Score:5, Insightful)
For a huge company like Exxon, with many, many foreign investors, corporate investors, etc, this would admittedly take about three to five years to fully transition, as it couldn't just remain monolithic and declare itself a single S-Corp or LLC . There would have to be a number of staged pass through entities which separated stockholders ineligible to join S-corps from ones who were, for example, until all stockholders ended up members of an S-Corp, partnership, LLC, or even a sole propritorship that had contracts with other parts as needed. But, the corporation itself would avoid more and more taxes every year of the transition.
So why not? Corporate immunity. Whatever taxes Exxon pays, it thinks are worth it to reduce its shareholder's liability for 'incidents' such as the Exxon Valdez. If those taxes were ever too high, as determined solely in Exxon's own opinion, they could pick from several of the many alternatives and transition.
This doesn't stop corporations from complaining that their voluntary taxes are too high just like an individuals non-voluntary ones.
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All ten men paid equally 10% of the bill.
The poorest 5 couldn't afford it, so they didn't drink.
6 and 7 could afford to drink a little.
8, 9, and 10 Could drink the most.
Then they realized that the analogy didn't work at all- substitute drinks with roads, police, firemen, public services. Either they happen or they don't.
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Already have a 401k. The 'more taxes' part comes in that because I'm looking to retire early I can't put all my money into tax deferred accounts. Because I'm looking to have the same or more income when I retire, I'm maxing out a roth first.
companies not paying living wages and making sure the poor STAY poor.
You know, I find it sad that here we've been exporting jobs to china and india to save wages,
Re:Cut taxes until the federal government collapse (Score:4, Funny)
The ultimate form of revolution is tax cuts. The more you cut taxes, the more the government will collapse.
Yeah, that's worked really well over in the US for the last 8 years.
Rich.
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Re:perhaps I'm missing something (Score:5, Insightful)
I'm not sure about *you*, but I'm a little uncomfortable with ANY government agency being able to tell me more about myself than I myself know.
This road leads to a Police State - plain and simple. Perhaps your comfortable living in a police state - I'm not.
What's next? Refusing you the vote cause your DNA shows a tendency to irrational behaviors or mental disease? Perhaps denying you a federal student loan cause you have genetic tendency of lower mental function? We aren't there yet - but moves like these are the first step
The government does NOT have the right to collect and store my DNA without my permission - PERIOD.
Anon.
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Re:perhaps I'm missing something (Score:5, Insightful)
Depending on the type of profile, you could for example calculate blood relationship between people. You do not need tthe whole dna for that, close relatvies will also have close matches for the indicators used for profiling.
Some ways to abuse this:
"The crime DNA does not match this person exactly, but he is probably a close relative of the criminal, detain and question him!"
"This person is closely related to several convicted criminals, keep watching him"
"This person is related to a charged terrorist, deny him the goverment job"
"This person is related to several people who died early, let's raise his health premiums and offer him life insurances"
DHS needs to go (Score:3, Insightful)
There has been very little that has been good since the DHS was formed. Maybe it's a matter of them preventing bad things from happening, but the tighter the grip, the more problems will seep through their fingers.
Simple Solution (Score:2, Funny)
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Uhm, no. You get swabbed if you get arrested and charged. If you don't actually get convicted, the sample gets destroyed.
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If this practice is actually followed, it might mitigate some against building up a large library of samples from people wrongly accused of some crime.
Still, how would you know that the sample was destroyed? Right now it's probably less costly to store the physical samples than to extract the sequence information and store it digitally somewhere. The time will come, though, when automated sequencers become cheap enough that digital storage mig
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That's not true.
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How else could there be over 3 million, almost 5% of the population on the database?
As a British citizen I can't decide which scares me more, DNA databasing or CCTV cameras. I can't wait to move to Patagonia.
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As a British citizen I can't decide which scares me more, DNA databasing or CCTV cameras.
You're showing your age. As constant surveillance becomes ubiquitous, people will simply take it for granted. Children now are (to some degree) getting their DNA put in a database by their own parents (for their own good that is), are being watched and tracked through cell phones and GPS tracking devices, have their lockers randomly searched at school, go through metal detectors (at some schools), and closed circuit camera's are starting to show up everywhere. It's all just a part of growing up. And for th
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The new Miranda Warning (Score:3, Funny)
Shred and Incinerate (Score:5, Insightful)
To avoid identity theft, not only should you shred everything with your name and address, but now you also need to flush or incinerate everything with your DNA on it.
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It's not hard to collect fake evidence from someone else's trash, to place at the scene of a crime.
Don't bother with a particular person's trash, just go to a bar or a bus stop in a poorer area of town and pick up cigarette butts. Those poor people are probably on the database and are unlikely to have good, believable alibis. They'll go to prison instead of you.
Rich.
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"DNA is a proven law-enforcement tool." (Score:5, Insightful)
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Oh well that's ok then
Fingerprinting in Texas (Score:2)
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Note you won't be told *what* they were arrested for they just won't be teaching anymore
So if you want to be a teacher don't protest
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You could already be a winner! (Score:2, Funny)
Enter the DHS DNA Sweepstakes now for your chance to win an all expense paid vacation at your regional FEMA Happy Clown Candy Fun Camp. No purchase necessary!
War is peace, ignorance is strength, slavery is freedom.
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I am opposed to this on principle which is that giving this much freedom to a body in power leads invariably to abuse. Unfortnately, there are fewer places in the world that actually give a rats ass about freedom and liberty.
Certainly not the US (I am American, btw) that claims to protect liberty with one hand and takes it away with another.
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They aren't trying to check pre-disposition. They want positive identification.
Interestingly, DNA can be used for positive identification in the future, much more accurately than any other form of identification... but one problem exists: Data Entry inconsistencies...
When I went to the DMV to get my license, I needed 3 original documents to prove I was who I said I was.
Now if I get arrested with a convincing fake ID- then my DNA gets immediately tied to a fake persona - or worse, somebody else REAL. Why should such hardcore evidence have such a shakey foundation? They should requi
Too easily abused (Score:2)
There was a recent case in the US where an attorney admitted letting an innocent man spend most of his life in prison becau
That's it. (Score:2)
Here We Go Again... (Score:2)
Please Read 1984 (Score:2, Insightful)
Where is the Federal Register comment form (Score:2)
It's worse than that, he's dead! Jim (Score:5, Interesting)
Ummm slightly misleading I think (Score:3, Interesting)
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Not yet...
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A question of trust (Score:5, Insightful)
With the recent abuses of the Patriot Act, I don't trust the government not to overstep the stated purpose of this policy either.
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Just fucking wow!
How do they define 'detained'
The move towards a near police state in the US is rather alarming.
I, for one, won't set foot in the US any more, and I know I'm not alone. I'm just not willing to subject myself to the absolutely insane level of bullshit that America is subjecting its visitors to. Sadly, the level of xenophobia and isolationist sentiment is just too scary for me.
Cheers
We built it. They came. (Score:4, Interesting)
I'm not *for* this, I'm simply noting that once the science is there, trying to stop it being used in obvious ways which have some tangible social benefits (rape becomes very, very much harder to get away with) is very hard, even if the social costs (political protests become hard to get away with too) are also very real.
I have a partial solution to this problem.
http://guptaoption.com/4.SIAB-ISA.php [guptaoption.com]
It's a proposal - done on a DoD grant - for using strong cryptography and division of powers to separate the biometric database from the identity database, so that all the metadata about a DNA sample - name, for example - is encrypted in a way which requires court orders to retrieve and - *critically* - stored by a separate agency so that it requires three separate groups to work together to bind a name to a DNA sample.
* the DNA database must run the sample
* the Court must agree to decrypt the name information when it is presented
* the Identity database must agree to provide the encrypted data to the court
This approach gives excellent security to the individual, and acknowledges the simple reality that we can't make DNA analysis and other biometric technologies go away. We have to use other technologies to counterbalance them (strong crypto) rather than hoping to turn back the clock.
Tourism (Score:5, Insightful)
Really, "welcome" to the land of the free.
Here's hoping the coming election brings SOME kind of change.
Proven Law Enforcement Tools (Score:3, Insightful)
Its also true that:
"Security cameras are a proven law-enforcement tool"
Perhaps DHS spokesman Russ Knocke would be ok with surveillance cameras being installed in his home. I mean, hey, its a proven law enforcement tool, so he should be happy to submit to it.
Might I Point Out (Score:3)
If we citizens resolve to track and catalogue them the way they do us, I think that we'd all quickly discover that the meme of holier-than-thou, upon which a policy like this rests, is a double-edged sword.
Yes, the government has ostensibly more money than we average citizens do. But the gap is not so enormous that it cannot be overcome. If we, as citizens of democracies, undertake the same level of vigilence toward our leaders that they mandate over us, then I believe we shall quickly find that the balance tips in our favor.
But more than our come-uppance, it is our duty to control those who supposedly work for us. Let's, as citizens, assert our employer's right to correct and discipline our employees in the government.
Here's a better tool (Score:3, Insightful)
The Fifth Amendment to the Constitution is a *better* freedom-enforcement tool -- *and* it has been used a lot longer than this new-fangled DNA stuff.
Re:Would you DNA the Pope ?? (Score:5, Funny)