World's Largest Flower Blooming In Streaming HD 61
npongratz writes "Standing at six feet tall and growing an inch per hour, a corpse flower is set to bloom at the Milwaukee Public Museum. You can keep tabs on this once-in-six-years event in streaming 1080p HD (using VLC), or a lower-bandwidth image feed. A live feed from the smelloscope is unfortunately a few centuries away from being invented."
Great idea for an article (Score:5, Funny)
I've been watching this thing for about 10 minutes thinking. In about 9 minutes, everyone on slashdot will see a link for "High Def live video feed" and click on it. Suddenly, the server running this stream will start trying to transfer 50GB/sec (100,000+ users) and this thing WILL JUST DIE. Here we go.
Disclaimer: I know they couldn't transfer 50GB/sec or even 1GB per second.
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Yep, a wiser idea would have been using some distributed network like Akamai, and cutting the feed off before it get past the 95th percentile (36 hours IIRC) to avoid being charged for it :)
Lasted 15 minutes (Score:3, Informative)
It was impressive that it lasted longer than 10, but then it just started getting worse and worse until bam, disconnect.
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Re:Great idea for an article (Score:5, Funny)
Is this how slow of a news day we are to expect? Watching plants grow...in HD?
Re:Great idea for an article (Score:4, Funny)
Surely you don't expect us to watch in Standard Def! I mean, this is the 21st century, ya know.
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So you've turned the countdown to bloom into the countdown for slashdotting. hmm...
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You called it. I was only going to watch the image feed for a few seconds, but that's gone.
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Watching the image feed, I can't help but think to myself "Feed me Seymour!".
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I know ideas of wisconsin bring up mental images of endless fields and cows. But we do have a world-class university here, with a world class data network. GB/s? thats /nothin/
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But we do have a world-class university here, with a world class data network. GB/s? thats /nothin/
Of course! How could I forget? You have that next-gen wonder, the GossipNet, which is rumored to be capable of delivering terabytes/second to any point in the state with perfect reliability
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Actually, they happen to have a 10Gig link on that system but they can't get the code ( VLC? OS X? ) to be efficient enough to saturate the link before they run into another bottleneck. However they are doing their best to make it possible for everyone to watch this in HD. For me on a multicast enabled internet2 connection, the 20 MBit HD stream looks great!
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Seriously? (Score:3, Funny)
In fact, Whenever a friend comes home I share the pain by bragging about my TV by playing a few dozens of these so called 'flower demos'. Not a movie, not a sport event, not a TV show. Flowers. This always make them want to go to closest TV shop.
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Top that (Score:2)
I can top that. It was such a searing sight I have to.
Wandered into Best Buy's high-end HDTV room. I look up from my shuffling feet, and see - duplicated across four dozen big-screen high-def displays covering two large walls - a very bloody live human birth.
And all I can think is... (Score:2, Funny)
Already saw this happen in HD (Score:1)
If I Recall... (Score:2)
Also, it appears the site MPM site has been Slashdotted.
Re:Oh, of course. (Score:4, Funny)
I think I've already seen that video...
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Sure, let's all go to their site to watch a flower whose scientific name translates to 'giant misshapen penis' 'bloom' in full 1080p HD...
Why does this sentence make me think of Monica Lewinsky?
You'll have to make do with the punchline only... (Score:1)
UN-fortunately? (Score:2, Funny)
That gives me an idea (Score:2)
I think Corpse Flower would be an awesome name for an all-female death metal band.
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They almost got it right:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twiv6-xe47A [youtube.com]
Link to video (Score:1)
http://kona.doit.wisc.edu:8044
There. Fixed that for ya...
WTF? the stream is still alive!?!?!?!? (Score:1)
lol
Not only.. (Score:1)
Not only are we watching a flower bloom in HD, the plant is named after a Giant Misshapen Phallus which when blooming gives off a smell resembling rotting meat that can be smelled for miles..
So we'll see guys in white suits incinerating it with flamethrowers? GG, Slashdot!
Smell-o-scope (Score:1)
This is almost as exciting as ... (Score:3, Informative)
P.S. Some dude with a balding spot is in front of the corpse flower right now.
Smelloscope? (Score:4, Insightful)
>A live feed from the smelloscope is unfortunately a few centuries away from being invented."
In this case, that is NOT unfortunate.
whoa nelly (Score:2)
Thank God nobody ever invented Smellovision.
"Ever" is a matter of perspective... (Score:2)
Past, present, future... it's all a matter of perspective. If you ask Phillip J. Fry, Smellovision has been invented.
"Ever yet" might be more appropriate and exact. Sorry to be pedantic. :)
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He's not a real person.
Just figured I'd be pedantic. ;)
(Couldn't help it, I did try to help it but I couldn't.)
Smell-o-vision (Score:3, Interesting)
It's just not the same without Smell-o-vision [temple.edu].
Thank gawd.
Too bad I'm a Comcast subscriber (Score:1)
... I can't watch for too long or I risk exceeding my bandwidth limit. Chilling effect? I think so. Someday an alternative will present itself (FiOS hopefully) and I'll jump as fast as I can.
crap, so how much (Score:2)
of my cap will I use up [slashdot.org] if I watch this?
Not a good day (Score:2)
Too bad it chose today to bloom, what with the election and all. Next year probably would have been better.
Re:Not a good day (Score:4, Funny)
Too bad it chose today to bloom, what with the election and all. Next year probably would have been better.
Are you kidding? I cannot think of a more perfect day to celebrate by the blossoming of a flower known for its corrupt stench.
Oh man... (Score:3, Informative)
When it blooms, there will be NOBODY in that building to CARE.
We had one of those at the Kirby High Greenhouse. Right as it bloomed we had to get pictures of it and kill it off, because the stench was so bad it hit the cafeteria on the other side of school, and students were puking.
I feel sorry for the guys that have to deal with this, even once every six years!
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We had one of those at the Kirby High Greenhouse. Right as it bloomed we had to get pictures of it and kill it off, because the stench was so bad it hit the cafeteria on the other side of school, and students were puking.
They killed a plant so rare that there are fewer than 200 (two-hundred) known specimens in the world, rather than vacate the premises for the few hours that the bloom lasts?!?!?!?
If they can't deal with closing the school one day to avoid the few hours every six years that the bloom is open, then why the heck did the school have one in the first place? Give it to another school, museum, or research center!
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we were responsible for thousands of clones of the same plant, so it was really no big deal.
And the plant is NOT as rare as it's made out to be, although the HABITAT is endangered.
Clones of these plants are ungodly hardy. We've put it in soils of below 5.5 pH and it loved it, whereas most plants would die off. It doesn't seem to care about ANYTHING and is adapted to many, many environments. I have a cousin of it growing in my indoor garden (granted it's not endangered or even threatened) but this thing stil
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bad form, I know, replying to myself - Thousands of clones really only = about 200 clones surviving then dying upon transport to other greenhouse environments. We've done cloning for years in this crap ass greenhouse, and it's still been used for many oddball and important projects, even after the school turned city and voted (and failed) to close the greenhouse down.
I used to help teach (as a student that already knew the entire Hort. Sci course from last year) and we did loads of amazing things. That corp
Recording of it? (Score:2)
This is one of those rarer shots, and I'd like to know if anybody has/can/will record this so we can all enjoy it a few years down the line. I know right now not only do I not have the power to run a 1080p video stream, I don't have the connection bw, or a monitor capable of streaming it. But it would be nice to come back on this one day.
Unless it's almost a given it's going to be on the pirate bay?