Zapping Contrails With Microwave Emitters 125
An anonymous reader writes "Dissipation of contrails with a powerful microwave beam aligned behind aircraft engines is being touted as a possible solution to help address air transport's effects on the climate. 'The remote heating of condensation nuclei could be achieved by applying electromagnetic radiation, such as microwaves,' says Cranfield University's Frank Noppel. 'Depending on assumptions made, calculation shows that the power required for such a device could be as little as 0.1% of the engine power.'"
I'm confused (Score:5, Interesting)
My understanding was that contrails contribute to global dimming and are helping to keep temperatures down. If I read the article correctly, this would not remove any pollution, just remove the clouds and allow temperatures to be even higher. Reading it made me think that the goal has become to have no impact on climate at all - positive or negative. That doesn't seem right, so I think maybe I'm missing something.
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Rather horribly, I know a girl who believes that to be true - in fact, she thinks "They Live" is a sort of documentary thinly veiled as fiction. Not only is the government dropping stuff from high altitude jets onto its citizens, but it's also under the control of the Illuminati (she uses that word). Everywhere we go, she points out signs that the Illuminati are controlling us.
Last I heard, she was moving to a rural area to buy land and build a "compound" (again, her term). Even scarier is the fact that she
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I can see where her beliefs actually some from. After all, the government did spray biological chemicals with specific markers in the from the skys between 1992 and 1999. Of course this was to check for the spread of a chemical or biological attack and the effects on the populations. I believe at one time, they actually use the common cold as the chem.
This happened across most of the free world to be exact and it started in other areas back in the late 80's as part of a weapon's defense program. It turns ou
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Well, she believes the Illuminati are some sort of space aliens...so yeah, more than just somewhat crazy.
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Yea, I have a cousin like that too. Except he thinks the Illuminati was formed to take over the US in 1776. I ask him how that's possible because that when we started our war with England so that would make us the results of the Illuminati and the secrete government they set out would be them themselves and the government we know today. Then he goes on to claim that the government made the Illuminati and all other secrete societies illegal and they went underground and so on. I don't think logic plays too m
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I keep looking at your post but for some reason I can't read it.
Must be a browser error or something . . .
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No, they're doing us a favor by zapping them so that the government mind-control chemicals will no longer effect us. c.f. "They Live" =D
I'm glad someone finally had the courage to get the ball rolling on this [wikipedia.org]. Sir, I applaud you for bringing this very real [worldaffairsbrief.com] issue to light. Often times I wonder [luxefaire.com] why the relationship [conspiracyarchive.com] between the pharmaceutical industry [psorsite.com] and secret government [meta-religion.com] organizations [mormonconspiracy.com] isn't more apparent to "normal" [aliendave.com] people.
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I'm glad someone finally had the courage to get the ball rolling on this [wikipedia.org]. Sir, I applaud you for bringing this very real [worldaffairsbrief.com] issue to light. Often times I wonder [luxefaire.com] why the relationship [conspiracyarchive.com] between the pharmaceutical industry [psorsite.com] and secret government [meta-religion.com] organizations [mormonconspiracy.com] isn't more apparent to "normal" [aliendave.com] people.
For once, the slashdot url announcer is useful! There is no way I would have clicked through every link in order to keep up with your joke.
Re:I'm confused (Score:5, Funny)
Zapping them so that they no longer effect us? Pssh, my source says that the microwaves are needed to ACTIVATE the next generation of chemically generated complacency.
Then again, the same guy swore Ron Paul was going to win the popular vote...
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Yeah - I know there were a few people on the Ron Paul Forums that were talking about contrails being chemtrails. I think those people were agent provocateurs (importers) or just real bona fide idiots. TRUST ME, those clowns don't represent Ron Paul or the liberty movement.
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Yeah, I understand. I'm supported Kucinich in the primaries and took crap for it for exactly the same reason. I was just being funny in topical way, not trying to slam anyone's political beliefs.
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Re:I'm confused (Score:5, Informative)
No it isn't. Studies have shown that temperatures rose significantly across the US right after 9/11 when all planes where grounded for several days, because of clearer skies.
See here. [berkeley.edu]
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Probably due to all the politicians venting off a bunch of hot air. What is the thermal density of rhetoric and impotent american outrage?
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Correllation != Causation
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Correllation != Causation
however: Correlation != Causation unlikely/impossible
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Yeah, maybe 9/11 happened because it was getting so damn hot!
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Vapour trails or contrails, by affecting the Earth's radiation balance, act as a radiative forcing. Studies have found that vapour trails or contrails trap outgoing longwave radiation emitted by the Earth and atmosphere (positive radiative forcing) at a greater rate than they reflect incoming solar radiation (negative radiative forcing). Therefore, the overall net effect of contrails is positive, i.e. a warming.[2]
Wiki [wikipedia.org]
Kinda sounds like BS to me... They are somehow different from normal clouds in that they
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> Kinda sounds like BS to me...
It isn't.
> They are somehow different from normal clouds in that they trap more heat than they reflect?
No, they are like normal clouds. Some clouds reflect more heat than they trap, some trap more heat than they reflect. Contrails are like the latter.
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We should microwave _all_ the bad kinds of clouds then.... what could go wrong?
Re:I'm confused (Score:5, Informative)
From the wiki article it sounds suspiciously like contrails have a warming effect when they're produced either a) at night or b) during the winter. From the percentages listed, it appears that the contrails may well have a cooling effect if they're produced during the day and/or not during the winter. That makes the assertion that the net effect is heating a little easier to swallow.
No, I didn't check out the typically mangled Wikipedia reference. Seriously... citations are great, but you use journal abbreviations and short form references when you're trying to cram them onto one page abstracts, NOT when you're putting them on web pages where space is free.
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I'm not quite sure what you mean. I've never stopped and stuttered because there's a little superscript number. But trying to find "Ponater et al., GRL, 32 (10): L10706 2005" at the very least requires looking up "GRL" in a list of journal abbreviations. If the author bothered to use an official abbreviation, of course. And that's one of the better citations. I've seen a few that give just a name and a city.
The citation after that one is written properly:
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Not to mention a little extra CO2 from the 0.1% extra fuel that needs to be burned to power the microwave. And the extra fuel needed to carry the thing.
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Don't forget the extra fuel to carry the extra fuel.
Don't forget the extra fuel being burned to carry the extra fuel!
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Yea man, before long, they will be duct taping two planes together just to get in the air and have enough fuel to stay there.
Re:I'm confused (Score:4, Informative)
or Virgin Galactic/Scaled Composites [wikipedia.org], who in turn based their design off of the Soviet Myasishchev 3M-2 [ussr-airspace.com].
Re:I'm confused (Score:4, Funny)
My concern is the extra fuel necessary to carry all the smugness from the environmental lipservice of the passengers flying in the brand new iPriusplane.
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And the turtles, all the way down.
particularly idiotic, since it's the pollution... (Score:4, Interesting)
Remember how in Sim City an airport would dramatically increase pollution for your city? Yeeeeeah, it isn't far from the truth. Airports aren't transportation hubs; they're giant kerosene burners, which is why the air absolutely stinks for miles around. I seem to recall reading that one 747 during takeoff creates more pollution than a Toyota Prius will in its entire serviceable lifetime. Obviously you can't use microwaves at any kind of intensity during taxi, run-up, or takeoff, as the ass end of the plane is facing near or at the ground.
Also, it's pretty famous now, but someone studied the weather records around September 11th, 2001 and found there was a remarkable change in the weather across the country and in fact much of the world on the few days that followed where there was very little in the way of air traffic (and another change back to "normal" when air traffic resumed.) Ask most people and they remember it being rather nice out. I remember the weather in lower NY was absolutely spectacular for several days- beautiful blue skies like I'd never seen before in that part of NY.
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Just wanted to note that I experienced the same thing, but have a couplre observations:
Do you recall the weather on 9/10/01 and the morning of 9/11/01? Absolutely gorgeous, nice shore breeze so we had clean air, sunny, and low humidity. I'm not sure if the weather subsequent to 9/11 was part of the same weather pattern or not, or how much impact reduced air t
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Re:particularly idiotic, since it's the pollution. (Score:1, Insightful)
I seem to recall reading that one 747 during takeoff creates more pollution than a Toyota Prius will in its entire serviceable lifetime.
Let's not compare apples to oranges.
A 747 can carry up to 660 passengers in a single-class configuration. That's 132 priuses full of people.
To drive from NYC to LA is 2,791 miles. Repeating that drive 132 times will put 368,412 miles on your odometer. Although I'm sure the Prius is a very reliable car, it's unreasonable to expect any vehicle to last that long without a major overhaul.
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My parents ran a taxi for just over 300,000 miles. That was a pretty reliable car (Peugeot 405 diesel, can't remember the year but would have been early to mid 90s) but 250,000 miles wasn't unusual for them. I don't think it had many major overhauls in its lifetime, when you're running a taxi it's best to buy the most reliable car you can find new and then run it down to scrap. You don't even bother with dealer servicing, you get a trusted mechanic who can do things cheap.
These are UK miles though, don't kn
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Ya, I'm still working on how warming the exhaust of a jet is going to "Help" global warming.?
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You just need to do more research. (Score:2)
It's not that complex. You just need to remember the implications of earlier experiments [youtube.com].
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This will be interesting... (Score:1)
It will be interesting to see if a trend develops of pre-cooked birds falling from the sky behind jetliners outfitted with this techno
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It will be interesting to see if a trend develops of pre-cooked birds falling from the sky behind jetliners outfitted with this technology.
Roasted fowl falling from the heavens? It's like the Bible, only I don't have to be wandering in the desert!
Hang on...they'll be using microwaves?
Never mind. I can get that without leaving the basement.
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No no no... you've got it all wrong. Chemtrails are susceptible to microwave heating disbursement, but that's a GOOD thing... this way the mind control chemicals they are spreading will disperse faster and they wont need to use as much of that expensive stuff to keep the populations docile.
They cant just implement it though because people would get nervous if the chemtrais just suddenly disappeared so they need a good public justification for the change.
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Nice, but ultimatly useless... (Score:1)
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The current financial market has pretty much guaranteed that they can do nothing "green."
On the contrary, there are many 'green' innovations that are actually cost saving innovations. Look at the Boeing 787 (if it ever gets off the ground) it uses much less alluminum and has 20% higher fuel efficiency. Modern innovation is both green and economical.
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On the contrary, there are many 'green' innovations that are actually cost saving innovations. Look at the Boeing 787 (if it ever gets off the ground) it uses much less alluminum and has 20% higher fuel efficiency. Modern innovation is both green and economical.
The innovations are cost saving over the Long Term, but not in the short run. To the airlines, this is all that matters. Your example has nothing to do with "green" technology, instead it is merely cost cutting. An example of "green" technology would be cleaner engines. You can't lob off a few pounds of metal and tout it as "green."
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So not having to mine and refine a few extra tons of alluminium doesn't help the environment? Reducing fuel burned by 20% doesn't reduce greenhouse gases and particulates? I'm confused by your definition of green technology, unless you mean 'technology that's only purpose is to be more environmentally friendly'. If that is what you mean, then by your definition there isn't a single major corporation that has significantly invested in green technology.
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Wouldn't it be more "green" to not build the airliner in the first place?
Wouldn't it use less fuel if it had never been built?
Wouldn't the climate be helped far more if airplanes were reserved for government and military use only?
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Define "green". If you're using it in the common manner, it means one or more of the following:
Reduced carbon footprint
Reduced toxin output
Reduction of resources required to produce
Reduction of resources required for operation
And note that this is per unit of work, whether that is passenger-mile or some other measure of work.
Note that while substitution of resource requirements can go either way with cost, reduction of resources for operation will by definition reduce cost.
Maybe y
Logic abounds! (Score:4, Informative)
Dare I say...BRILLIANT!
Actually, I wonder what effect this would have on those pesky naturally occuring clouds...
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This [telegraph.co.uk] is how you deal with pesky debates that get in the way of a political agenda.
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Reduce the atmospheric warming effect of contrails by microwaving and thereby heating the atmosphere...
Actually they are cooling: they reflect sunlight back into space and produce global dimming which counteracts the greenhouse effect. There was a study done comparing day-night temperature differences over the period around the 11/9 attacks when air travel was grounded over the US that suggested air travel had a significant contribution to global dimming.
Of course it is still a stupid idea: reduce global dimming which offsets the greenhouse effect by burning more fuel which makes the greenhouse effect wo
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>around the 11/9 attacks
Oh yes, the old 11/9 attacks. Who would have forgotten the rabid robot uprising on November 9th. Never forget! I still have a scar from a laser burn!
I dont care if youre british or what, its called "9/11." Thanks.
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Without knowing the math, we can't tell if it's brilliant or not. It's quite possible that the heat produced by the microwaves is less than [(insulating effect of the contrails) - (albedo effect of the contrails)].
And what's more, what if the energy used to 'zap' the contrails was produced via solar power... then it puts us in better shape heatwise, since instead of the solar e
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a powerful microwave beam (Score:4, Insightful)
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> ...shoot a powerful microwave beam in the sky. What could possibly go wrong?
After all, it's not as if anyone has ever "shot a powerful microwave beam in the sky" before...
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metal in the microwave. (Score:1)
I thought we weren't meant to put metal in the microwave.
If the targeting was off just a bit wouldn't this be a little bit bad for the occupants?
However, having pre-cooked birds falling from the sky would help with feeding the family.
Overheard on a flight..... (Score:2)
Passenger: My $8 cilantro-turkey-roll-lettuce wrap is cold!
Flight attendant: Sir, we heated it in the microwave, but by the time we reeled it back in, it had cooled down to 30-below. Would you rather have the $9 Pepperidge Farm cookie?
Came here for the chemtrails references (Score:2)
Microwaving Contrails (Score:2)
"Microwaving Contrails" would be a good name for a rock band...
0.1% is huge! (Score:5, Insightful)
A 747 uses four RB211 engines (or the Pratt & Witney equivalent) each of which puts out 30 megawatts of power. So this microwave contrail zapper is going to be using 120 kilowatts of power? That's 60-80 kitchen microwaves running simultaneously. That's more power than many radio stations use to transmit. I can't help thinking this will cause more problems than it solves. How is it going to affect radar, TV, cell phones, etc? How is it going to affect other planes on the same flight path? How is it going to affect the moisture already in the air? What's going to happen when one of these aircraft come in for a landing and forgets to turn off their contrail zapper?
It's probably money a lot better spent trying to build cleaner burning engines in the first place.
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> It's probably money a lot better spent trying to build cleaner burning engines in the
> first place.
Contrails have nothing to do with how clean-burning the engines are.
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And what happens if they fly past a piece of aluminum foil?
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And they're still worried about my cell phone that transmits at what, a few 100mW? Even if you went two orders of magnitude higher - 10W it's effectively zero compared to what they're suggesting.
So yeah, fuck you FAA my cell phone isn't going to crash a plane.
To be slightly on topic - there are people who think contrails are tin-foil-hat stuff. When i read this it seemed like a big waste just to shut those people up. Still, I think this IS a big waste regardless.
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Um... the water vapour condenses around soot particles in the engine exhaust.
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A jet engine basically dumps a stream of kerosene into a can with a fan on both ends and lights it. There are no emissions controls. There are no catalytic converters. Aviation fuel is a witch's brew of paraffins, olefins, naphthenes, and other hydrocarbons, plus anti-oxidant, anti-corrosion, anti-static, anti-freezing, and even anti-bacterial ingredients thrown in.
Fuck the environment, when I can travel at 560 MPH in a 240-foot-long, 175-ton aircraft 7 miles above the ground for $120. What the hell did tre
Contrails both warm and cool the Earth (Score:5, Insightful)
Jet contrails apparently serve to cool the Earth during the day, as they reflect solar radiation, while at night they serve to warm the Earth, by trapping heat. So for maximum effect, you'd want to only dissipate the contrails created during nighttime flights. This would include not just "red-eye" flights, but air cargo operations like FexEx. Measurements taken during the grounding of all commercial flights following 9/11 indicate that there was a two degree increase in the range of day/night temperatures, so elimination of just the nighttime contrails could lower temperatures by a degree or so.
http://archives.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/08/07/contrails.climate/index.html [cnn.com]
So this means (Score:2)
I cannot vilify Gore anymore when he flies to his latest Global Warming conference because by using his private jet he is helping save the planet?
arrggghhh!!!
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-Brought to you by the Committee For The Catastrophically Simple.
Military application (Score:1, Insightful)
My first expectation was something for bomber jets to make them less visible. I'd be surprised if it doesnt get ported over.
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I imagine in this day and age that having a giant fuckoff microwave transmitter would make the bomber more visible, not less.
Just Install giant orbital mirror ! (Score:1)
And be done with it, Spiro Agnew's headless corpse agrees with this plan.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Contrails and chemtrails (Score:1)
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No, not always.
Snake Oil! (Score:2)
Even with lonbg-range microwaves, it'll just recondense since it lost the engine turbulence.
Low pressure air condensation. (Score:1)
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No, those exist too, but they aren't what is being referred to.
Contrails are due to the simple fact that burning fuel in an engine produces water vapor. Hot air with a high water vapor content is exhausted from the engine into cold air. It cools. The water vapor is now over saturation point, and condenses into water or ice.
Chemtrails, anyone? (Score:2)
It would seem the obvious reason for implementing something with such dubious prospects is to firmly eliminate one of the nasty conspiracy theories/rumors that circles around the drain of the Internet. Chemtrails.
These are supposed to be something that results from introducing various chemicals to either the jet fuel or into the engines themselves to make for a more docile population. Or to stir things up and create race riots which can then be brutally put down. Or some other result which often the peop
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Climate Effects (Score:2)
TFA quotes a 1999 article regarding effects of contrail cirrus on climate. That was, of course, theoretical. Due to the few days of no planes above the US following 9/11, we have clear climatological data regarding contrails. Contrail cirrus serves to reflect daytime sunlight back upwards, and night time terrestrial heat radiation back down, the net effect being to reduce the variance in temperature changes over time.
There is no reason to waste aircraft fuel running microwave generators to ameliorate an eff
Military Aircraft? (Score:2)
Perhaps the military see it as a possible solution to reduce contrails on fighter jets?
Stealth aircraft aren't any good if they leave a visible contrail behind ;) (Actually I'm not sure if/how they've dealt with that on current stealth aircraft?)
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Another study that took advantage of the grounding gave striking evidence of what contrails can do. David Travis of the University of Wisconsin-Whitewater and two colleagues measured the difference, over those three contrail-free days, between the highest daytime temperature and the lowest nighttime temperature across the continental U.S. They compared those data with the average range in day-night temperatures for the period 1971-2000, again across the conti
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WHY, in this age of "Global Warming will DESTROY the Earth" are they wasting money and effort on a way to get rid of contrails... something that is keeping us just a little bit cooler?
Drop the solar input on a farm by a couple of degrees, and the crops don't grow as profitably. It's the same for wind power-- some downwind agriculture fear that if turbines take energy out of normal wind patterns, their farms output will be upset measurably. Remember, Global Warming is not about short-term local conditions but about overall year-round global averages. Some areas will be colder, some areas will be hotter, and chaotic conditions will be stronger. Contrails affect local areas and should b