Evolving Rocks 172
SpaceAdmiral notes a new study making the claim that rocks have been evolving throughout Earth's history. "'Mineral evolution is obviously different from Darwinian evolution — minerals don't mutate, reproduce or compete like living organisms,' said Hazen in a statement announcing the study's findings. 'But we found both the variety and relative abundances of minerals have changed dramatically over more than 4.5 billion years of Earth's history. For at least 2.5 billion years, and possibly since the emergence of life, Earth's mineralogy has evolved in parallel with biology,' Hazen added. 'One implication of this finding is that remote observations of the mineralogy of other moons and planets may provide crucial evidence for biological influences beyond Earth.'"
its life Jim (Score:5, Funny)
but not as we know it?
Re:But where did it go? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:But where did it go? (Score:5, Funny)
They turned into Dwayne Johnson [wikipedia.org]
evolution-shmevolution (Score:5, Funny)
One Scientist trying to convince the other... (Score:4, Funny)
"Dr. Smith, we want you to study this rock."
"OK, what am I looking for?"
"Well, we believe that it's changing."
"Ahhhhh....Right. OK, would you mind passing me some of that good stuff you're smoking? Rather obvious at this point I'm gonna need some too."
Re:But where did it go? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:One Scientist trying to convince the other... (Score:5, Funny)
"Dr. Smith, we want you to study this rock."
"Silence, you blundering, bubble-headed boobie!"
Re:Misuse of words (Score:4, Funny)
Give 'em a break, they study ROCKS for pete's sake.
This is as exciting as it gets for them.
Rock Lobster!! (Score:3, Funny)
We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster
Along the lines of evolution and rock, man didn't evolve from The Monkeys, he evolved from The Beatles!!!
ObNoxious (Score:2, Funny)
I, for one, welcome our new igneous overlords.
And In Other News .... (Score:3, Funny)
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Scientists are still unsure whether the common European Swallow has a sufficient airspeed velocity to assist in coconut migration.
Re:But where did it go? (Score:3, Funny)
Why should we redefine-ed-ing English words just to please-ed-ure the creationism-ist-tites?