Reclaiming Oil Rigs As Oceanic Eco-Resorts 124
Mike writes "Here's an innovative reuse for those old abandoned oil rigs littering the ocean — convert them into eco resorts. Morris Architects' Oil Rig Platform Resort and Spa makes use of one of 4,000 oil rigs out in the Gulf of Mexico and transforms it into a beacon of sustainability, re-imagining an iconic source of dirty energy as an eco-haven that generates all of its power from renewable sources."
Or a private micro-nation strong hold! (Score:2, Interesting)
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Re:Or a private micro-nation strong hold! (Score:4, Informative)
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Besides, no one has recognized Sealand as a nation.
Did anyone do anything about it though? If not, you could at least get away with semi-independant nation status, where you were independant unless you provoked a nearby real nation to do something. Which seems to me to be somewhat true of those real nations anyway, Iraq and Afghanistan are proof that you only have independance if nobody cares to disagree with you or you can force them to leave you alone.
Steal an ICBM, buy an oil rig, and THEN claim you're an independant nation and you might have a better
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Sealand's claims to autonomy are pretty debated, but, they have a more realistic claim then the hundreds of other so called micronations, many of which are just guy's houses that they have changed into a sort of fantasy land with themselves as king.
You dare mock the sovreignty of "Awesomeville"!?! Step foot on our soil and you'll be beheaded!
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Fact: 11% of all Sim City cities, Animal Crossing towns, etc. are named Awesomeville.
Fact: This is awesome.
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It isn't pointless to sell them, anymore than it is pointless to sell diplomas from Miskatonic University; it may be pointless to buy them, of course, unless as a souvenier or novelty item.
And of course, you never know when it might work. Several American Indian tribes have issued passports that
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Hey, my MU degree gets me access to their library and there are some very rare books there. Pointless indeed!
Re:Or a private micro-nation strong hold! (Score:4, Informative)
Sealand has never quite provoked Britain badly enough to be invaded. The military cost of annexing Sealand would be trivial; the problem would be the legal situation. It could be argued that Britain has implicitly recognised Sealand in the past; for a start, there was a court decision in 1968 that Sealand was outside British jurisdiction, which was cited ten years later by the British government as a reason to do nothing about a German being held prisoner in Sealand after a failed coup d'etat.
It would take months to sort out, and be the most spectacular media circus in the meantime. Awfully embarrassing. And then there's the PR end of things. You'd need sound propaganda to paint the Sealanders as, oh, a bunch of crazed armed thugs on an old sea fort with a habit of taking pot shots at passing ships - otherwise you'd look the most awful bully, sending the SBS or someone to take over the smallest country in the world.
If shooting at the Royal Navy didn't do it, I doubt running a pirate BitTorrent tracker service out of Sealand would be sufficient provocation for a British invasion to go ahead. After all, the place was founded by a pirate radio operator in the first place, it would only be in keeping with proud Sealand tradition. I suspect British policy is simply to quietly ignore the entire thing and wait for Prince Roy to die, or at least grow old enough to want to live somewhere slightly more comfortable - and then demolish the place once it's abandoned.
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Unless Prince Roy appoints a new leader.
You can't sell a nation, but you sure as hell can pay your way to leader status.
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Steal an ICBM, buy an oil rig, and THEN claim you're an independant nation and you might have a better case for nation status.
As an Australian I believe you shouldn't be a nation unless you are surrounded by water. That would certainly save on seats in the UN.
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what's this "surrounded by water" nonsense? some sort of overly poetic kind of tortured english??
the correct phrase is "girt by sea"!
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Yeah, TPB wanted to buy it, but Sealand was asking for a fortune.
They could just buy an old freighter and park it somewhere in international waters.
Re:Or a private micro-nation strong hold! (Score:4, Informative)
Taking the assumption that Sealand is a legitimate nation (for the sake of argument), I'm afraid you can no longer replicate that success on with an oil rig. The first problem is that nations have extended their territories into international waters a lot farther since Sealand was founded. If Sealand hadn't already been claimed, it would be in England's territory today.
Secondly, a 1982 international law forbids artifical structures from being made into countries:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_status_of_Sealand#Territorial_limits [wikipedia.org]
According to the 1982 United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea, there is no transitional law and no possibility to consent to the existence of a construction which was previously approved or built by a neighbouring state. This means that artificial islands may no longer be constructed and then claimed as sovereign states, or as state territories, for the purposes of extension of an exclusive economic zone or of territorial waters.
Note that this means that Sealand's claim must be legitimate prior to 1982 in order to be grandfathered in.
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UNCLOS III (Score:2)
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The UN? Who gives a shit what they say.
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um..
"for the purposes of extension of an exclusive economic zone or of territorial waters."
So you can't pop up a rig, say hey we've expanded are territory to this new spot, suck it.
It in no way covers new territories.
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I seem to remember that (maybe prompted by the Sealand debate), the UN changed the rules so that any artifical island cannot qualify for statehood, (even if it's outside territorial waters).
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I seem to remember that (maybe prompted by the Sealand debate), the UN changed the rules so that any artifical island cannot qualify for statehood, (even if it's outside territorial waters).
So what is an artificial island? People in my country live in artificial structures on solid land. Sealand in an artificial structure on solid sea floor. What about a country in the pacific which gets drowned by rising sea levels? Do they lose nationhood even if they build up their island with buildings and North American trash?
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Are these guys still operating? I thought their ideas for a "neutral nation hosting content of cuestionable legality" had fallen through...
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Obviously, they should have started their data haven in the Sultanate of Kinakuta [wikipedia.org].
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*kicks desktop recycling jar over*
*walks to corner of office and kicks over blue recycling bin*
*goes on office rampage*
*dies of compound foot fracture*
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What do you use at your desk that will fit in a jar for recycling that you can't use over and over again instead?
Pee. He lives as a recluse in his mommy's basement.
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Besides, there are a lot of smaller, "green and sustainable" resorts in Mexico available...
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Except that, in Mexico, you're very likely to be kidnapped, and then have your head cut off when your family doesn't pay the ransom.
Any traveler with half a brain would be avoiding Mexico like the plague right now. If you want to visit scenic Caribbean locations, there's lots of great places: the US and British Virgin Islands, Aruba, Belize, Honduras (esp. Roatan), etc.
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Nah!
Tourists are generally safe in CancÃn, Cozumel, Acapulco, Puerto Vallarta, etc... Even criminals are aware that a 90% of the cashflow of the town comes from tourism, so they avoid harrasing tourists and target wealthy locals instead
Now, in Tijuana, JuÃrez, Mexicali and other border towns, I agree that gringos are fair game
This is Abreu, reporting from Mexico City!
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The fact that the Mexican people and their corrupt government allow this situation to continue is a good enough reason to just boycott the entire country, IMO.
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Puerto Rico would be good too; Americans don't even need a passport for it!
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It's common knowledge to anyone who pays attention that the only reason east and west coasters are so against oil drilling in their backyards is because they don't want it to affect beachfront property values. Oil rigs are largely a huge boon to the local fish populations, because they are essentially giant man-made reefs.
Abandoned oil rigs need to remain abandoned, at least during hurricane season. Last thing emergency officials need are a bunch of earth-firsters not following protocol and being stranded
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Unlike a tanker, an oil rig (especially a nonoperational/abandoned one) is unlikely to contain significant amounts of oil. All oil would be removed from the rig prior to abandonment - it makes no sense to just abandon a valuable commodity on a structure.
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Frankly the safety issues are a lot trickier. Oil rigs aren't the safest places to be to begin with, and when you neglect the maintenance for years it can't get any better.
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You don't know the difference between a tanker and a rig, so your point is moot and your opinion invalidated.
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Q. What do call a bunch of eco-tourists lost at sea when an abandoned oil rig collapses?
A. A good start
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But it's not worth as much as the oil.
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Don't forget the guns! (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Don't forget the guns! (Score:5, Informative)
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FTFY
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Re:Don't forget the guns! (Score:4, Informative)
The Somali pirates have been getting bolder lately. Nowadays they set out in large ships with long range, and deploy short-range fast craft from that mothership to launch the actual attack. The Sirius Star was halfway to Madagascar when it was taken.
Still, the reason pirates flourish in Somalia is that it is an anarchy close to a major shipping route. Although there are plenty of nations in the region with weak governments, I don't think there's any outright anarchic state in the Caribbean that might form a pirate haven. And, as you say, it would be a bold pirate who operated in the back yard of the US Navy. The Gulf of Aden isn't any great power's particular patch, and hasn't been since the fall of the Empire; the same cannot be said for the Caribbean. So far the Somali pirates haven't upset any major power badly enough for a serious effort to be made to eradicate them; even so, it's clear that the Indians in particular are near the limit of their patience, and many other nations have been sending warships to the region.
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The Somali pirates have been getting bolder lately. Nowadays they set out in large ships with long range, and deploy short-range fast craft from that mothership to launch the actual attack. The Sirius Star was halfway to Madagascar when it was taken.
I was going to say something smarmy about the lack of Somali pirates in the Gulf of Mexico. But let's just look at what's needed. There's no massive pirating infrastructure like that so close to the US. Nor, with the active presence of the US Coast Guard and a stable, cooperative Mexico, will pirates be a serious problem in the Gulf of Mexico.
Mexico != stable/cooperative forever. (Score:2)
Nor, with the active presence of the US Coast Guard and a stable, cooperative Mexico, will pirates be a serious problem in the Gulf of Mexico.
A stable, cooperative Mexico is no longer a really safe bet. When narcotrafficking gangs are seriously challenging the legitimacy/stability of the government over a significant part of a country's territory, all bets are off.
Yes, but... (Score:3, Insightful)
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Seems to me that with only 1 helipad you may have a huge and dangerous bottleneck to evacuating quickly.
Now I am not exactly an expert on oil rigs, but it seems to me that this rig is on the ocean. And generally oceans are full of water. I'm pretty sure we figured out a way to move people over water a while ago without using helicopters.
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Lists of Rigs (Score:4, Interesting)
As an avid 'urban explorer' - an oil rig has long since been a hot target.
Are there maintained lists of abandoned rigs?
Anyone in the know?
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Check fishing web sites and/or charts with "good fishing areas" marked, also maybe check with dive shops. While you may be able to be in a boat next to the rig legally, you may be trespassing if you get up on the rig structure itself.
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And from what I've seen it can be really hard to get on an oil rig without either landing on top of it with a helicopter or having someone crane you up (either via a larger boat with a crane or from the rig itself). It's not like you can just climb up, and the platform is often REALLY high off the water (10 stories?).
It might actually be dangerous close to the rig due to submerged obstacles you can't see and/or wave action smashing you against the rig.
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No Problem! Wait for a storm, let the wave action lift you to just below the platform, toss your grappling-hook onto the platform and climb up before the next wave hits.
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Danger to myself is not so much of a concern.
Danger to others is.
Have my first helicopter to abandoned sea fort abseil coming up when the weather is nice.
Would like to try for an oil rig.
There has to be a database of these somewhere.
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While you may be able to be in a boat next to the rig legally, you may be trespassing if you get up on the rig structure itself.
Are there oil rigs in international waters? Or are they too far out? I would assume there are some major ones in use as the drive to go deeper is brought on by the last oil crunch, but most liklye still used since they were further out.
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While you may be able to be in a boat next to the rig legally, you may be trespassing if you get up on the rig structure itself.
If you were in international waters, it would be a LOT harder to prosecute (if possible at all)...are rigs even flagged like ships?
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Do what they do with boats. (Score:3, Insightful)
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They usually clip off the tops of them and move them somewhere else to drill more oil. Those structures are multi million dollar platforms... You do not just sink them or abandon them.
There are companies out there that just own the platforms and rent them out.
These things are more like boats than towers.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_platform#Types
In shallow waters they will tend to use fixed ones. But in deeper depths they just can not do it.
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Or, better yet, torch them off at some depth so that they're no longer a navigation hazard and recycle the platform itself and upper superstructure. Seems silly to sink all that material. If you want to make artificial reefs, make them out of something cheap and plentiful, like formed concrete shapes.
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I would imagine that the companies who own these things (or the governments who are moving in and cleaning up after irresponsible companies) have weighed the costs (especially time and fuel) and decided to do the cheapest thing possible.
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Seems it is:
Sure any place looks nice. (Score:2)
When it is filled with fit Bikini clad women. However the truth is it will be filled with over 50 out of shape Bikini clad women.
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When it is filled with fit Bikini clad women. However the truth is it will be filled with over 50 out of shape Bikini clad women.
No, the is an ECO resort. That means it will be filled with middle aged, unwashed and unshaven bikini clad hippie chicks. Expect to see lots of armpit hair at best, 70s bush at worst.
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Nope. these will be filled with middle aged women who always wished they could be a hippie, but instead married money.
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Not on my secret base! There all going to be hot lesbian bikini clad babes with automatic weapons trained to snap a mans neck in a second.
They will be order to stop and question anyone wearing a suit, and kill on sight anyone in a Tuxedo.
You're not stopping me this time Bond.
Eco-resort?!? (Score:3, Interesting)
Audacity (Score:2)
Turning an oil rig into a sea-based hotel is proof to the world that if exhert enough resources and energy, you can announce to the world how much resource and energy that you are saving! Was it Hitler who said something like 'The bigger the lie, the more people will believe it'?? Although Mythbusters already proved it, this is further proof that you CAN polish a turd.
PS: Godwin's law!
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Sorry, no. Getting Scuba certified at an oil platform isn't going to happen, because (unless I'm mistaken), these are generally located in fairly deep water. Scuba diving beginners get started at the beach, and later use boats to go out a bit, to where it's perhaps 40-50 feet deep. Most generally don't go deeper than 100-150 feet. If you go any deeper than 100 feet, you're probably getting into technical diving, which is where you start messing around with other mixes of gases, and the risk is higher, a
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As far as scuba diving from a oil rig - you're pretty much correct. Lots of critters like to hang around the pylons so it wouldn't be as boring as just dropping off in the middle of the Gulf, but I can think of lots better places to dive.
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Actually, the corals, etc. on deeper reefs (70-100ft deep, off West Palm from my personal experience) are quite colorful. However, color is filtered out based on depth. First to go is true red, happens near the surface. Then true orange, yellow, etc. until you get down to about 70 feet, after that you really just have various shades of blue. Until you go night diving and take a light source with you, at which point its all pretty colors again.
For a certification dive I'd be more worried about currents t
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Deploy the clue stick (Score:1)
Where have these clowns been for the last 2 years? Big dollar theme vacations are dead for now - people are happy to have the money to go to the NJ shore.
I mean, ballooning over the amazon was neat when you could just pull the $10k out of the equity on your McMansion, but now?
doesn't look green at all (Score:2)
The only function of this oil platform which looks green is power generation. What about food supplies and waste disposal? The front of the oil rig is lined up with motor boats, which don't look all that green to me. This looks like the perfect vacation for those super rich hippie couples which live in a house with enough floor space for twenty families, with 3 or 4 cars in their entrance, but they're green because they get their power from solar, and their cars are all hybrids. Yep, some kind of green alri
What sort of Braindead Moron... (Score:2)
Whoever the designer of this was, has no experience with offshore platforms.
You NEVER put the helicopter platform on the side. It's never in clear air then, you can't safely approach the pad and land. And it was too close to hotel rooms anyways, where they have it, if the pilot goofs he flies the rotor into the rooms.
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Whoever the designer of this was, has no experience with offshore platforms.
Doesn't look like they have much experience with the ocean, either. Bad news for the people that go there from, oh, June to November, roughly. But, this is more like the concept cars that the automakers used to come up with, back when they had money. Interesting to look at, but completely impractical.
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The general concept doesn't totally suck - one could build an offshore hotel on an oil platform, and some of the winning design's components look reasonable to me.
Rough seas and high winds at times, and the occasional hurricane, aren't impossible to work around at a resort (it's not like parts of Florida, the Caribbean, Mexico etc don't have those problems on land). It's going to need more evacuations and will have an operations impact, but you just have to plan and budget for that. You give people refund
Hurricane Insurability? Sovereignty? (Score:2)
If State Farm is completely pulling out of Florida for profitability reasons, what makes the developers thing this thing will be insurable?
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=State+farm+pulling+out+of+Florida [google.com]
It also depends HOW FAR off shore it is and if is out of International Waters??
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Luckily, although you wouldn't know it from the submission and have to pay close attention to the article to figure it out, no one is actually doing any of this.
It is just a set of drawings entered into a design competition.
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