The Guardian Shifts To Twitter After 188 Years of Ink 211
teflon_king writes with news that renowned British newspaper The Guardian will be abandoning its paper-and-ink distribution scheme and publishing all articles and news as Tweets. Quoting:
"A mammoth project is also under way to rewrite the whole of the newspaper's archive, stretching back to 1821, in the form of tweets. Major stories already completed include '1832 Reform Act gives voting rights to one in five adult males yay!!!;' 'OMG Hitler invades Poland, allies declare war see tinyurl.com/b5x6e for more;' and 'JFK assassin8d @ Dallas, def. heard second gunshot from grassy knoll WTF?' Sceptics have expressed concerns that 140 characters may be insufficient to capture the full breadth of meaningful human activity, but social media experts say the spread of Twitter encourages brevity, and that it ought to be possible to convey the gist of any message in a tweet. For example, Martin Luther King's legendary 1963 speech on the steps of the Lincoln memorial appears in the Guardian's Twitterised archive as 'I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by,' eliminating the waffle and bluster of the original."
Interesting... (Score:5, Funny)
I wonder if this will make the guardian more interesting to read..
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This just in: President had heart attack. He went to hospital. He lived. Everybody happy. :) Updates forthcoming.
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You DO realize that this is just a cunning ploy to hide their typos, don't you? Nobody will be able to distinguish them from a new form of 'Leetspeek.
Not April Fools. The End of the World. (Score:2)
So shall it be at the end of the world: the angels shall come forth, and sever the wicked from among the just, And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth (Matthew 13:49-50).
I think we're in hell.
*weeps*
Re:Not April Fools. The End of the World. (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Not April Fools. The End of the World. (Score:5, Funny)
You know, I remember when April Fools jokes about DNF's release date were fresh and new.
When even april fools day jokes about your release date become stale, that might be a hint you've waited just a tad too long to release your product.
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Trust The Guardian to compliment their joke with an anagram. Can the next April Fools be in the form of a cryptic crossword?
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Just going for a flamebait achievement...
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APRIL FOO, FOO!
Re:Interesting... (Score:5, Funny)
Rio Palof - an anagram of "April Fool
Not quite, you need another "l". As it is, it is only an anagram of "April Foo".
I pity the April Foo
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As someone who has been through a *lot* of 4/1's on Slashdot, I have to say that if you really need to be told this is an april fools article, you should probably put down the computer and get back on the short bus.
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Pandora's blog has been opened (Score:2)
Re:Pandora's blog has been opened (Score:5, Insightful)
Achievement Whore, the new Karma Whore.
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I, for one, welcome our new Achievement Whore Overlords!
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Re:Pandora's blog has been opened (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Pandora's blog has been opened (Score:5, Funny)
Your post advocates a
(X) moronic ( ) Totalitarian (X) consumer-driven (X) Charles Brosonish ( ) Governmental
approach to humor. Your "OMGPonies!" will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular post, and it may have other flaws which used to vary from state to state before a bad federal law was passed.)
(X) Your post was simply unfunny.
(X) Mailing lists and other legitimate websites would not bother stealing it from you
(X) Monkeys simply can't aim that well.
( ) It is defenseless against brute force attacks
(X) Slashdot will attempt to use this as an unfunny meme
(X) Users of email will not put up with it
(X) Linus Torvalds did not even chuckle
(X) The police will tour again
(X) Requires the attention span of a gnat
(X) Requires immediate total cooperation of God in Heaven
(X) The meme is tired and worn out and I'm just as likely to get a -1 troll as a +5 funny.
Specifically, your plan fails to account for
(X) Asshats
(X) Asshats
(X) Asshats
(X) Asshats
(X) Asshats
(X) Technically illiterate politicians
(X) Extreme stupidity on the part of people in general
(X) Outlook
(X) Asshats
and the following philosophical objections may also apply:
(X) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever been shown funny
(X) We should be able to talk about Viagra without being censored
( ) Incompatibility with open source or open source licenses
(X) unfunny jokes do nothing to solve the problem
(X) Temporary/one-line jokes are cumbersome
( ) I don't want the government thinking your lame
(X) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough
Furthermore, this is what I think about you:
(X) Sorry dude, but that is simply unfunny.
(X) Once you go OMGPonies! you can never go back.
(X) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it.
(X) Nice try, assh0le! I'm going to find out where you live and burn your house down!
(X) What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this site is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Mod parent up dammit ! (Score:2)
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Please, sir, may I have another (achievement)?
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But where does it end? :/
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Bah. Hopefully the devs will write something shutting this down, and force useful comments.
-1 Fuckwit achievement whore
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Actually, I don't see anyone with the "The Fool" achievement. I'm thinking they might plan on retroactively giving it out when the story is archived...
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe, and from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip-malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moments lost in time; gone like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die.
This is how all news should be (Score:2, Interesting)
Hahaha (Score:2, Insightful)
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It's actually pretty plausible. Here in Seattle one of our largest and oldest newspapers, the Seattle Post Intelligencer, just ended its print operation and is scaling back to be an exclusively digital operation.
But then it got into the twitter bit and I realized it was an april fools joke.
Sweet (Score:5, Funny)
Since I have the attention span of woah, Britney Spears just ate an entire bowl of rusty nails on live TV.
What was I saying? Oh, right. As I was saying, if cars continue to run on haha, nice bewbs! then we'll definitely need to see improvement in the White House.
ZOMG!!11!11!! (Score:2)
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Arrg twitter this twitter that. (Score:5, Funny)
Tweet: To send a message on twitter.
Twat: Any journalist that reports on/about twitter.
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Oh wait!
Re:Arrg twitter this twitter that. (Score:4, Insightful)
The maker of Twitter must be laughing hysterically now as he swims in vast seas of money and shits 17 carat gold logs, thinking back to that fateful day where he first came upon the idea for his website...
Twitter Guy: EUREKA!1 .... you sound like a twit.
Some Guy: What?
TG: I just got a great idea for a website, users upload what they are doing or thinking at any given moment in time for the whole world to see!
SG: Isn't that just what a facebook status is?
TG: Hmmmm, we can limit the number of characters people use to only 140, concise and it will keep the server load down so we always have a good uptime!
SG: Why 140?
TG: Because its (12 x 12) - 4
SG: Oooooookay? How do you plan on making money?
TG: Its just a great idea so venture capitalists will just throw money at our potential.
SG:
TG: BRILLIANT, WE CAN CALL IT TWITTER!1!11
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Twitter: Micro Blogging Service Tweet: To send a message on twitter. Twat: Any journalist that reports on/about twitter.
You missed one:
Twit: Someone who uses Twitter
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I find twitter to be too wordy (Score:2)
We need a site that caters to the ultra short messages of light.
2009/4/1 12:00 pm: Dude ;-)
2009/4/1 11:23 am: Dude
2009/4/1 11:04 am: D-Ude
See, now isn't that a whole lot of self indulgent crap we don't have to ignore?
R U Sure ? (Score:5, Funny)
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There are now English-to-Lolcat automatic translators. I am considering producing a Lolcat 'translation' for Ubuntu, but teh goggie keeps eeting it.
google news (Score:2, Funny)
It's the right thing to do (Score:2)
and it solves GMG's dispute with Google News [slashdot.org]
tinyurl link works, is serious :( (Score:2, Funny)
Better idea... (Score:2)
I would definitely subscribe. For the articles of course.
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publish on Teats!
I think that idea has already been patented by goldenpalace.com
Poor April Fools Day (Score:4, Interesting)
You'd think that after the story yesterday [slashdot.org], they would come up with something a little less obvious. The whole premise of the fools joke is to get people to believe it, at least temporarily. How can a paper, who only 24 hours before complained about the lack of funding on the internet, possibly goto an internet only distribution system? I might be getting old, but in my eyes, no april fools joke will ever match up to the seminal BBC prank [bbc.co.uk]. Now to stop those damn kids skateboarding on the sidewalk...
Sigh ... (Score:4, Interesting)
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/. should post both real and fake stories like that worm story. :)
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Now, if the paper had been the Sun, it would not have been so funny, for any number of reasons. If it had been the WSJ, it would have so believable that it would spread and caused all sort of chaos like affecting stock prices.
This has made today's jokes worthwhile (Score:2)
I have to give kudos to the Guardian... it's going to be hard to top this one.
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"A mammoth project is also under way to rewrite the whole of the newspaper's archive, stretching back to 1821"
This would go a lot easier with an enhancement to Apache's mod-rewrite. Or maybe Google's new app, 'NewsReWriter'.
So let's get on that, eh?
"waffle and bluster" NO (Score:2)
Give me waffles and maple syrup any day of the week (side of bacon, please), bluster just doesn't have that same yummy taste.
already follow it (Score:2)
http://aprilfoolsdayontheweb.com/2009.html (Score:2)
Instead of posting every single April Fool's prank separately
I know it's a joke... (Score:2)
But this made me think back to the Times' "headlines" that Winston had to create in short Newspeak blurbs in 1984.
Why this is preposterous!! (Score:2)
OMGPONIES
April Fools? (Score:2)
Just trying to get the stupid achievement if its real.
And.... (Score:2)
Not necessarily a bad idea (Score:2)
TweetTorrent distribution (Score:2)
I see a new mode of distribution for newspapers.
Just break up all the articles in the 140 character tweets. Then all readers with a TweetTorrent client would be able to gather them together (and share them of course) and read the entire newspaper.
impossible (Score:2)
Guardian journalists simply are incapable of condensing their pompous bloviations down to 140 characters.
The Island of San Serriffe (Score:2)
Nowhere near as good as this one - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Serriffe
Travel agents were besieged after the article appeared.
"Playboy" on twitter, as well . . . (Score:2)
It shouldn't make a difference for the most of us anyway, who claim we "only read the articles."
ASCII art porn, indeed.
Tags are ruining everything! (Score:2)
Tags break April Fools gags :o(
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I would also add that the obvious subjects are ruining the April Fools gags, and unfortunately, even if Slashdot were to post a real-looking April Fools gag, nobody would buy it.
I still enjoy searching around websites to see what April Fools gags are being posted; it used to be like looking for easter eggs.
regarding craigslist use of telepathy (Score:2)
no comment
Fox News (Score:3, Interesting)
Heck, I think that pretty much sums up all of Fox News right now. I guess they can just shut down and open up the air ways for some real journalism. How about a 24/7 Daily Show channel?
Crap (Score:2)
I looked at the headline, thought well that sucks. Then I wondered where the years of dragging it out, crying for help, and withering away in painful destructive lawsuits against the internet, google, and yahoo for undermining their business model went.
140 Character Limit (Score:2)
140 characters shouldn't be too much of a problem to get the nuances of an important news item across.
If they need more they can always use tweetdoubler [tweetdoubler.com].
Re:"Waffle & Bluster"?! (Score:5, Insightful)
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*Whoosh* He was a great man. He was a preacher and a political activist who played a pivotal role in the history of the US but I think he would be disturbed by this "worship" of him given that he was a humble man of faith. You act like someone was disrespecting a revered prophet or something. It's a joke. You are supposed to laugh.
Until I read this post, I didn't get that it was a joke, but now I understand that you're right. Unfortunately British humour (spelling it in the British way for all you Brits out there) doesn't always translate well for Americans. Honestly, I can now understand that it's a joke, but I don't think it's particularly funny.
Yes, I do like Monty Python and Rowan Atkinson's various projects, but as a general rule I'm not sure I'd say that just being British means you have a leg up in the funny department
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Until I read this post, I didn't get that it was a joke,
So you didn't get that a line in a story that is clearly an April Fools joke is a joke? Were you born with no sense of humor or did you have it removed later in life?
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I don't know about you, but I was completely fooled by the "OMG Hitler invades Poland" headline.
Must be that dry British humour I keep hearing about.
Re:"Waffle & Bluster"?! (Score:4, Insightful)
You... didn't... realize... Gods I hope you're joking. Please? A 200 year old newspaper announces that it is not only switching to a pure "Twitter" format, but rewriting its entire (200 year old) archive into the same format (On April 1st), and you thought there was the slightest chance it could be serious? I see.
So I have this bridge in Arizona. It's a really hot buy, but the last customer fell through. Would you be interested? I really need to unload this thing, so I'll be quite generous with the terms.
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I'm not sure I'd say that just being British means you have a leg up in the funny department
I beg to differ! [youtube.com]
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I guess we think more highly of Doctor Martin Luther King Jr. in the states.
In the UK, we think so highly of Dr. King that it is clearly absurd and comic to suggest that his speeches are full of waffle and bluster.
It's almost as if the writer of the article doesn't expect to be taken seriously.
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I guess we think more highly of Doctor Martin Luther King Jr. in the states.
We would vilify him during his lifetime and gun him down, but we'd certainly never call him pompous. The UK should make this right by reluctantly adopting a holiday in his honor over the next few decades.
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I might have bought it if the story had been about The Sun, or The Dail Wail, though.
Yeah, but those papers aren't actually clever.
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Utterly believable.
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It may be a lame april fools joke, but in the long term I wouldn't be surprised if stuff like this starts to happen. There are already a lot of news organizations that put out updates via Twitter. 140 characters a little hard to fit an entire news story in, but people are giving less and less attention to the news these days anyway.
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