First Zero-Gravity Wedding Planned 133
Trenchcoatjedi writes "A couple from Brooklyn, NY are planning the first wedding in zero gravity. The wedding will take place June 20th aboard a parabolic flight operated by Zero G Corp and will be officiated by Richard Garriott of Ultima fame. The dress is designed by a Japanese haute couture designer and is specifically intended to be worn in zero gravity. Even the wedding rings will be made from meteorite."
BORING! (Score:1, Funny)
I want to hear or better yet see the first zero gravity honeymoon.
Re:BORING! (Score:4, Informative)
I don't think it qualifies as a honeymoon, but there's this:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0310288/ [imdb.com]
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Apparently there will be no honeymoon. The wedding has already been cancelled because the bride's father found out he is expected to shell out over $2 billion to cover the $20 million launch tickets for all the guests. That cheap bastard. I told my sister not to marry into poverty!
ACID (Score:2, Funny)
Wanna have a wedding in space, spike the punch with Acid and rent an inflatable jumper (shaped like a spaceship).
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Unfortunately they may discover that their mutual attraction is purely gravitational.
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Long story short, the honeymoon wouldn't be that exciting.
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They'll have to use the three Dolphins technique.
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"Zero G" means "No Goatse" allowed, dude
No time to change your mind (Score:3, Funny)
Re:No time to change your mind (Score:5, Funny)
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Well, I like the drinking part.
Re:No time to change your mind (Score:5, Funny)
Well, I like the drinking part.
That was the compromise.
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I need the drinking part.
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You don't even need drinking to make it bad. :-D
It's not necessarily sexist...my mom has always told me that I can have a nice wedding quite inexpensively. But then, what ./er gets married?
Re:No time to change your mind (Score:4, Informative)
Ordinarily I'd agree with you, but the articles say that the dude's the one who wants it. "Noah wanted to get married in space but we probably won't be able to afford it for another 25 to 50 years - so I suggested this as a compromise."
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"Noah wanted to get married in space but he came to his senses and built an ark instead."
Fixed it for ya.
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Re:No time to change your mind (Score:5, Insightful)
while drinking
While alternating between zero and two G every two minutes? Doesn't sound like a good idea to me. More like a continuous car crash than a quiet evening.
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while drinking
While alternating between zero and two G every two minutes? Doesn't sound like a good idea to me. More like a continuous car crash than a quiet evening.
Like a lot of bad ideas, it'll probably make for great stories though....
"Grandpa, is it true you got married while covered in vomit?"
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I know I am doomed to sound sexist, but seriously, only a woman can think that spending 5 years salary on a 1 hour ceremony + the hell of putting entire clumps of both families together, while drinking, is a good idea.
No, any idiot with lots of money and unrealistic expectations about marriage could come up with this plan, be they man, woman, or other.
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only a woman can think that spending 5 years salary on a 1 hour ceremony...
well... whose salary are we talking about?
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5 years! Even the most outrageous weddings I have seen are more like 6 months, if that (but I don't really fly in ritzy circles either).
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Wow.
Oh, and how sweet of them! WE can help pay too! They've helpfully put a "Donate via Paypal!" link on their website.
Uhhh, no.
Tell me why I would donate so some posers can have their wedding in the vomit comet?
Ye gods.
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No time to change your mind ...since it will all be over in 30 seconds.
Thats... What she said?
Seriously (Score:4, Interesting)
I hope some one out there is in the industry and can hook up with Zero G Corp and bring us all Zero G tits.
I think it would seriously sell.
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First "beer goggles", now "space goggles".
Like the old saying goes (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Like the old saying goes (Score:4, Funny)
I thought it was "There's no accounting for taste."
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I thought it was "There's no accounting for taste."
I thought it was: "My accountant has no taste." :)
(Sorry, lame joke there, gonna cost me some karma I guess)
Exactly under what jurisdiction are they getting married? And if they ever want to divorce, are they gonna have to go up into space again to do it? Is a pre-nuptial agreement written here on Earth void in the great void of outer space?
(OK, somebody please take my keyboard away ASAP)
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I can see it now: "The ex-wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce. All I got left is my bones."
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Like being short for "sawbones" [reference.com] wasn't a good enough explanation for them for an old country doctor's nickname.
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I thought it was "There's no accounting for taste."
I thought it was: "My accountant has no taste."
I thought it was: "My dog has no nose." "How does he smell?" "An earthy, peaty sort of aroma, with a hint of lilac."
Meteorite rings? (Score:2)
I'm more interested in the rings.
Re:Meteorite rings? (Score:4, Interesting)
http://www.erinfinnegan.com/sam/?cat=20 [erinfinnegan.com]
The yellow gold one at erinfinnegan[dot]com seems to be constructed similarly to my gold-and-titanium wedding ring, which was made about 20 years ago by this guy: http://jewellerydavidcruickshank.com.au/ [jewelleryd...ank.com.au]
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http://www.newyorkweddingring.com/ [newyorkweddingring.com]
Poor planning (Score:5, Funny)
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Obligatory vocabulary: (Score:1)
It's called microgravity, not zero gravity. Someone needs to take their head out of the outdated books sections.
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Those are synonyms. They're just cool ways of saying "gravity is still there, but you're falling, so you don't notice."
And before you bring it up - orbit is the same thing, only you miss the ground.
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Actually falling and missing the ground is flying as any HHGTTG fan would know.
everythings been done now (Score:1, Troll)
For now every idea has been done.
You can all stop being original and go get married in a church.
Re:everythings been done now (Score:5, Insightful)
You know what'd be interesting? Going back to the way it was about 400 years ago, before the church took over what was a mutual personal vow. See, until the Counter-Reformation, you didn't need a church or anything: you said "I marry you", she said "I marry you", there, done, married, you may now bed the bride. Now seriously, your word was as good as any signed contract; that, I think, is far more beautiful and moving than any pompous ceremony.
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"Now seriously, your word was as good as any signed contract; that, I think, is far more beautiful and moving than any pompous ceremony."
Hit the mark, missed the details. A lot of marriages then were more complicated than you describe. Where there was any amount of money involved, there negotiations more akin to a company merger than a love story. Divorces were handled as a matter of contract law.
Fast forward to now. The state has gotten involved with giving "permission" to marry - they issue marriage l
You lack imagination. (Score:2)
Example: I doubt anyone's been married on waterskis before. Or while submerged and in Scuba gear. Or with a priest who has recently inhaled large quantities of helium.
For that matter, you lack imagination about other reasons one might not want to be married in a church -- one might be Jewish, or Muslim, or Wiccan, or Pagan, or Buddhist, or Taoist, or Hindu, or atheist, or anything in between. Even if one is Christian, it wouldn't quite be a traditional marriage if it was between homosexuals -- and that assu
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http://www.canadianrockies.net/weddings/weddings-in-canmore-and-banff-alberta-mixing-marriage-and-pleasure-in-the-canadian-rockies.html [canadianrockies.net] does skis, also white water rafting boat, along with other.
I give up and will give you the helium sucking priest. You are the second search result for this on Google.
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Yeah, I could've picked some better examples.
Hey, I'll steal one: Since wetriffs [xkcd.com] turned out to be a new idea, how about getting married while showering with electric guitars? Or, since showers are impractical, do that under a waterfall?
Point is, I was able to pull three ideas out of my ass, one of which you can't find an example of. And there's a fourth.
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Example: I doubt anyone's been married on waterskis before. Or while submerged and in Scuba gear.
You could at least have come up with some better examples: Wedding on waterskis [powder2glass.com], Underwater wedding [blisstree.com]
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Example: I doubt anyone's been married on waterskis before. Or while submerged and in Scuba gear.
Waterski wedding
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwkJymK71g4 [youtube.com]
Suba Wedding
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-_GFQ0JST0 [youtube.com]
Everything else has probly been done too. Google for yourself.
That can't end badly... (Score:5, Funny)
Alcohol and a whole bunch of people in a vomit comet. That can't end badly at all...
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"I d..d..d...bwaaaaarrrrrfff..."
Re:That can't end badly... (Score:4, Funny)
Anyways, I was joking with another one of their friends about this sort of thing, and he was worried that someone may puke on Richard Garriot. I replied back if that if someone did, they should say that was for Ultima IX.
Don't skydiving weddings count? (Score:2)
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You forget air resistance. ;)
Re:Don't skydiving weddings count? (Score:4, Insightful)
"There have been skydiving weddings for a long while now. Aren't they Zero-G?"
Not really. In fact, most would say that gravity is a fairly fundamental part of the whole skydiving experience.
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Which is to say that they are just as Zero-G as THIS wedding. I think the bigger news is being married by Lord British. I guess the only way they can top this is to involve midgets and floor wax.
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Agreed. Once acceleration is no longer 9.8m/s^2 due to wind resistance, you feel the force of gravity. Once you've reached terminal velocity, your inner ear can't tell the difference between falling from an airplane and standing on the ground.
Screw Zero-G wedding. Am looking for... (Score:2, Redundant)
... a leaked homemade video of something like this [imdb.com]
Go OCTOMOM 2!!! (Score:1)
Now they only need 8 kids through IVF and they can have their own TV show!
don't forget, they're from New York City (Score:2)
Seth
Awwwww... (Score:1)
Just don't try to eat the complementary M&Ms at +1.8gees, guys. A lesson learned the hard way!
What about honeymoon? (Score:2)
And sex!
The fact that Lord British is officiating... (Score:3, Funny)
News Duck (Score:1)
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Free fall without air resistance is exactly the same phenomenon as "Zero Gravity" or "Microgravity".
In fact, orbit is exactly like this -- it is free fall. The only difference is that the trajectory takes you around the earth instead of into it.
Yes, that is a difference worth noting, but that's more like the difference between a water bottle and a water fountain. It's still water, it's just that the bottle will run out -- the plane will have to level off (or smack into the ground).
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Zero gravity means no mass acceleration.
Except that, according to relativity, falling is a state of rest, a result of the warping of space-time. Gravity is not a force, it's just the shape of space.
Thus, mass acceleration is what happens when you're standing on the ground, and the Earth is accelerating you upwards...
In any case, please explain how there is somehow less "mass acceleration" in orbit than in this plane. Again, the only difference is that the plane would eventually hit the ground if it didn't level off -- but that's a difference of d
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Huh? I'm pretty sure thats the definition of Zero-G. If you're going to try and be pedantic, complain about it not being called microgravity... all the objects in free fall have a mutual gravitational attraction to each other, so you do end up with micro-g (~g*1e-6) levels of gravity, thus making Zero-G a misnomer.
You'd be absolutely right if they were calling this the first space wedding. But they're not. The only difference between free-fall and microgravity is your reference frame. That understanding
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Zero gravity means no mass acceleration. And using that term in any other situation is simply incorrect. It's like calling your computer a hard drive just becouse you can't grasp the technical diffrence.
Saying that this is really zero g when looking in certain reference frames that involves anything in free fall without free fall is bullshit. It's the same as saying "When you'
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So in other words, according to you, microgravity conditions don't exist anywhere, the only places getting close would be the vast voids between galactic clusters? Anywhere else, you're being affected by gravity and accelerating toward a some body or another.
Commonly, orbital conditions are referred to as zero-g. But guess what, you're in free fall there too, but your velocity is high enough that you continue to miss the planet. The only difference between the zero-g portion of a parabolic flight and an
Save money on the space wedding and meteorite ring (Score:2)
Zero G dress? (Score:3, Funny)
Good luck to them (Score:2)
Lets face it it won't be the 1st time (Score:2)
the sh.. we burn our fossils for... (Score:1)
Sometimes I am afraid we burn away our ability to bootstrap our civilization to space.
But then, maybe space tourism fuels public interest in space exploration.
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It isn't that big a deal to synthesize hydrocarbons (well, as long as you have some energy). Fossil fuels don't have anywhere near the energy density required to 'bootstrap our civilization to space' anyway.
Hope they dont get sick! (Score:1)
The full story from Erin & Noah (Score:2)
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Cool, two stories on /. Married by Garriot (Score:1)
So I was reading this because I would love to go up in the "Vomit Comet" and found that Richard Garriot actually owns a lunar lander and rover the Russians sold to him. The story about preserving moon landings references the Russian lunar missions.
So based on international treaty no government can lay claim to anything on the moon nor the moon itself as property. But Garriot is the first private person, that I know of, to have property on the moon and actually has the first step in claiming his own lunar
I now pronounce you...blllleeeecccchhhhhh!!!!! (Score:1)
Zero-G dress? (Score:2)
What the hell fun is THAT? I mean, this is the best thing since Girls On Trampolines, and they design a dress to defeat the most intriguing part.
Re:Not really (Score:4, Insightful)
heh, guy disses use of "zero-g" and counters with "micro-gravity" .. it's amazing how hard the words "in free fall" are to some people.
Re:Not really (Score:4, Insightful)
Really what's the difference between orbit and a Vomit Comet - besides the fact that the latter is aimed so that it'll hit the ground sooner or or later, and the former isn't? From the relativistic point of view, there isn't really much - just different tracks through a curved region of spacetime. I mean, I suppose objects may be slightly more energetic in orbit and time will elapse at a slightly faster rate, but it's not that much.
Really, we only experience the feeling of gravity when we try to stop it. (Like when the ground's in the way.) Want to free yourself entirely form the influence of gravity from distant objects that affects the shape of the spacetime you're in ? Sorry, buddy, try another universe.
Re:Not really (Score:4, Insightful)
Really what's the difference between orbit and a Vomit Comet - besides the fact that the latter is aimed so that it'll hit the ground sooner or or later, and the former isn't?
Uh, nothing. We only call it falling when you're on a collision course, that's how it works. Also I think that's a pretty fucking big difference, it's the difference between whee! and whee! SPLAT.
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speaking of Vomit Comet, it has that name for a reason - and I imagine they may want to restrain from "you may now kiss the bride" until they hit gravity again.
Couple marries in zero g, then both die choking on vomit. We don't know who's vomit it was, you can't exactly dust for vomit (with thanks to Spinal Tap for that one).
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you can't exactly dust for vomit (with thanks to Spinal Tap for that one).
Every time you explain your comic references, Slashdot gets a little less funny, an angel loses its wings, and God kills a Domo-kun.
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Want to free yourself entirely form the influence of gravity from distant objects that affects the shape of the spacetime you're in ? Sorry, buddy, try another universe.
Meh, I'll settle for a Lagrangian-point wedding.
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Damn, I love it when computer engineers think they're engineers.
rj
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Not to mention computer engineers are a subset of electrical engineers (and yes, I was a computer engineering major for a while before changing majors - it was basically EE with focus on chip design and nearly all coding is microcode [wikipedia.org]). He probably meant software engineers, who usually get the ribbing in this area, in which case I say he should go shove a rose bush up his ass (or wait, yeah, mod flamebait).
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I'll save the rose bush for the engineer who doesn't understand the concept of freefall.
rj
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Parabolic flights are simulated zero G.
How do you simulate zero G?
Here's another hint: 'zero G' doesn't mean 'zero gravity' (which is actually an incorrect term even for space). It means that the body is experiencing the equivalent of zero G. Just like a fighter pilot in a tight turn might be at eight Gs doesn't mean that he went to Neptune or some place where the gravitational force is eight times as strong. (Disclaimer: Neptune is actually 17x the Mass of Earth.)
From Wikipedia [wikipedia.org]: "The g-force of an object i
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