Wikileaks Founder Arrested In London 1060
CuteSteveJobs writes "The founder of WikiLeaks, Julian Assange, has been arrested by London police on behalf of Swedish authorities on allegation of rape. Assange has admitted that he is exhausted by the ongoing battle against authorities. The Swiss Government has confiscated $37K in his Swiss Bank account. PayPal and Mastercard have frozen Wikileak's accounts, hampering Wikileaks from raising any more funds."
Re:Sorry, no "dirty tricks" campaign here... (Score:5, Funny)
"The Daily Mail want us to be scared of everything - even the weather. Remember when it snowed? SNOW, there is SNOW! Immigrant snow! Immigrant, gypsy snow! Immigrant, gypsy, pedophile snow! Don't make a snowman, or it will come into your house and fuck you." -Russell Brand
Re:Sorry, no "dirty tricks" campaign here... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:I guess now we will see (Score:4, Funny)
He's pining for the fjords! Or was it fnords?
Re:Sorry, no "dirty tricks" campaign here... (Score:5, Funny)
If it damages the USA, who is solely responsible for maintaining peace and democracy in the world, then yes, yes it is.
Re:Sorry, no "dirty tricks" campaign here... (Score:5, Funny)
Assage's Defense Laywer: Your Honor, I move to dismiss this evidence based on the latest rebuttal posted by a Slashdot AC
Judge: Irrefutable! Evidence dismissed!
Re:Sorry, no "dirty tricks" campaign here... (Score:5, Funny)
BTWI am American and live in Texas.
Well you're certainly not native to Texas. Most folk I know from there claim to be "Texans living in America".
Re:Sorry, no "dirty tricks" campaign here... (Score:4, Funny)
Putting together flat-pack furniture? *whoknows?!*
Re:They are behind it (Score:4, Funny)
how long until an 'not evil but incompetent' politician, craving for attention or something else, reinterprets the first few amendments of american constitution ?
Are negative numbers allowed in my answer?
Re:Sorry, no "dirty tricks" campaign here... (Score:5, Funny)
If it damages the USA, who is solely responsible for maintaining peace and democracy in the world, then yes, yes it is.
LOL
Re:Sorry, no "dirty tricks" campaign here... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Sorry, no "dirty tricks" campaign here... (Score:5, Funny)
Perhaps the headline:
"Illegal Foreign Paedophile Terrorist Muslim Asylum Seekers Immigrant Snow which caused Princess Di Crash (and that wasn't even in snow or the UK) and Missing Maddie's Coke Habit Cover-up Conspiracy Scam as revealed by Katie Price is responsible to the leaked cable say Widdy. Chance to win a caravan in today's paper"
That's more accurate to a real Daily Mail headline.
Re:Sorry, no "dirty tricks" campaign here... (Score:3, Funny)
Mans guide to screwing with a hateful bitch like that....
1 - women are non technical, if you can, find the tail light bulb type they have and burn some out. then remove her tail light lens and replace the good brake bulbs with burned out ones, best to do a night before she goes troling at a bar again, call from a payphone to 911 reporting her car as driving drunk when you know when will be leaving her favorite bar.
2 - post her phone numbers all over. Take out Craigs list ad's looking for romance, prefer NASCAR type guys and how she likes dirty talk..
3 - submit her phone numbers and address to all kinds of kinky sex related mailing lists.
4 - if she is escalating it badly, let air out of her tires at a public place. all kinds of nusiance things that she can not connect to you. if it looks like bad karma, all the better.
5 - Faxing love notes from some guy to her work fax machine. Random faxes that make no sense but are obvious they are not business. I.E. Order confirmation from Johns giant dildo Shoppe in San Antonio TX.. Dear XXXX your order for the star-spangled rammer is backordered, but we will be shipping out your 3XL Chocolate INVADER today... WE also have the Ballgags in cherry flavor as you requested.
A tit for a tat, but be very careful it cant be traced to you, and NEVER brag about any of it.
Re:Sorry, no "dirty tricks" campaign here... (Score:4, Funny)
"Put tab A in slot B..."
They are so cunning (Score:4, Funny)
Did you notice that to make sure no one saw the story, they even made sure the arrest took place on the SAME DAY as the launch of WoW Cataclysm? That's how bad they wanted this one to fly under the radar.
Re:Sorry, no "dirty tricks" campaign here... (Score:5, Funny)
BTWI am American and live in Texas.
Well you're certainly not native to Texas. Most folk I know from there claim to be "Texans living in America".
Never ask anyone if they're from Texas. If they are, they'll tell you. And if they aren't, there's no need to embarrass them by asking.
Re:Sorry, no "dirty tricks" campaign here... (Score:2, Funny)
A tit for a tat, but be very careful it cant be traced to you, and NEVER brag about any of it.
You forgot to check the AC box.
Re:Sorry, no "dirty tricks" campaign here... (Score:5, Funny)
But ONLY if slot B gives consent for penetration by tab A, and then ONLY if the tab is well covered by the rubber tab protector, AND if tab A is not grossly oversized for slot B, And certainly not if Tab A has been previously inserted into slot C without tab A's knowing about it, regardless of the use of the rubber tab protector's employment.
Otherwise that is NON CONSENSUAL furniture assembly!
Re:Sorry, no "dirty tricks" campaign here... (Score:4, Funny)
Have you ever heard a woman say "no don't stop" because when its said and whats happening can be two totally different things. Granted they should use a little less ambiguous wording, but I've had people say that to me and not mean they wanted me to quit, but wanted me to not quit.
That is an absolutely hilarious scenario.
"Why did you stop?"
"Well, you told me to."
"I told you not to stop"
"You said, 'no don't stop.' You used a double-negative."
"I meant, 'no comma don't stop.'"
"Well, ok then. Next time, use a little less ambiguous wording."