From Redmond With Love 140
theweatherelectric writes "Continuing the tradition, the Internet Explorer team has congratulated Mozilla on shipping Firefox 4. Given the proposed accelerated release reschedule for Firefox, Mozillians may need to watch their diet in future."
Nobody is completely bad (Score:4, Insightful)
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Once again, the IE folk have proven they are the coolest group in Redmond!
Um, nope ... the cake is a lie.
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The cake is a pie
That was _last_ Monday.....
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the cake is a pi * square of radius * height
height must not include candles.
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Re:Nobody is completely bad (Score:4, Funny)
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Knowing Ballmer it's probably the cake left over from their IE9 launch party.
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ftfy
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Yeah, that guy is obviously the dumbest self made billionaire.
You need to learn the definition of "self made."
Hint - it does not contain any references to college roommates, undeserved loyalty or sheer dumb luck.
Re:Nobody is completely bad (Score:5, Funny)
Sounds less like a Microsoft cake and more like an Apple pie.
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My kingdom for some mod points- that's so true.
Given that it's a Microsoft cake, it's probably just loaded with viruses.
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They're next door in Bellevue, not Redmond. (In fact, they're right next door to the building where the Bing team works)
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Although not Redmond-based, but have you seen the Opera devs, testing whether Opera is faster than a potato? :D
Or Google doing the same thing, and testing Chrome against many others (Tesla coil discharge, soundwaves, etc).
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Never underestimate the bandwidth of a basket of fries hurtling down the freeway at 70 mph.
Ah, the good ol' days! (Score:2)
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>"Once again, the IE folk have proven they are the coolest group in Redmond!"
I think the cake is more of an insult (as if Mozilla needs congratulations by the all powerful Microsoft). But yes, the IE Folk CAN produce a cross-platform food, just not a cross-platform browser ;) And their current browser doesn't even run on XP- some 40% of the MS-Windows installs! Maybe if they ever do that, Mozilla can send THEM a cake...
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I'm sorry, but the number of users of XP is far more than 40%. 70% as a figure comes to mind.
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I was just basing in on a statistic from a few Googled searches for March 2011. It is entirely possible it is was wrong.
Either way, it is a huge number for them to ignore. Meanwhile, thankfully, the three other major, most important browsers *ARE* multiplatform:
Firefox
Opera
Chrome
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Once again, the IE folk have proven they are the coolest group in Redmond!
Then again, perhaps if they stop making cakes for the Mozilla Team, they can concentrate on making standards compliant browsers... you know, the thing they promise and fail to deliver with each release? And no... IE9 is not yet standards compliant - better, yes - but as good as Chrome or FF (in that department)? No. They still can't get simple things correct like div placement - BIG improvement over IE6 which would place things arbitrarily off screen or on the wrong side of the coordinate axis or who the he
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"And no... IE9 is not yet standards compliant - better, yes - but as good as Chrome or FF (in that department)? No. "
IE9 is as good as Chrome or FF for all practical purposes in regards to standards compliance. It passes ACID3 with the same score as FF4, for example.
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I'm so glad the IE team made the decision not to worry about the ACID test. It's only PR for geeks who'd rather care about a single number than attempt to judge on real world use.
IE9 is a solid browser which will of course fall behind with the slow IE dev cycle. But if they keep the pace from IE7 through IE9, IE10 will blow the others away.
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"And no... IE9 is not yet standards compliant - better, yes - but as good as Chrome or FF (in that department)? No. "
IE9 is as good as Chrome or FF for all practical purposes in regards to standards compliance. It passes ACID3 with the same score as FF4, for example.
"For all practical purposes" is not the same thing as "standards compliant". On more in depth tests, it scored VASTLY better than IE6, a LOT better than IE7, and DECENTLY better than IE8. But still not as good as FF4 and Chrome.
Don't use semantics to win an argument. It's standards compliant or it is not. "For all practical purposes" says "It's not... but it's decent enough". Thus, you really haven't refuted anything I've said - you've just provided your opinion that you think it's good enough.
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Don't use semantics to win an argument. It's standards compliant or it is not.
FireFox and Chrome are NOT standards-compliant. In fact, nobody implements the 4.2 spec completely and without problems.
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Don't use semantics to win an argument. It's standards compliant or it is not.
FireFox and Chrome are NOT standards-compliant. In fact, nobody implements the 4.2 spec completely and without problems.
Correct. But IE9 is still behind them. Only Safari is as far behind Chrome 10, Opera and Firefox 4 as IE9 is. The point is, when it comes to browsers, IE9 is still at the bottom of the pack, along with Safari and the Android Web Browser.
See the point now? IE9 is still at the bottom and not nearly as standards compliant as the other market share leaders.
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For your information , they don't make cakes themselves. And by the way IE9 is not less standard compliant than FF4.
Wow and WHOOOSH!!!
Really... it was a joke, which I thought was obvious. Do you really think I'd wanna sit here all day eating cake, or care if they sent them? Or did you really expect I'd think it possible to send millions of web developers cakes, regardless of who actually makes them? Wow, some of you are so dense these last couple days. Nothing personal.
Oh, and btw, from *independent* testing results, not sponsored by Microsoft, and not performed by companies that MS has a stake in, IE9 is less compli
Cool, but where are the standards? (Score:4, Funny)
Sure that cake looks great with IE, but slap any other browser on it, and the "C" in "Congratulations" will be smack dab in the middle of the cake with all of the other text oozing of the right onto the table.
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It's nice most of the time, but there are WTF moments sometimes. I'm working on a WP7 app (don't ask...), and the XAML preview is totally busted. Something in my layout is killing that part of VS, but it works on the phone and the emulator just fine. The syntax highlighting for that part of the app is totally destroyed too.
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Oh Lord!
Forget WP7, I just closed VS 2010 after four and a half hours of fighting with it; simple run-of-the-mill WinForms app, for some reason one table out of dozen in the dataset will not give me a list of parameters of GetData on the auto-complete.
Clearly, something is wrong but I can't figure out what. Finally I decided I would have to re-do some work and unzipped a back-up from last week, same thing.
If I figure what it is I might get a Nobel Prize on Occult Sciences!
Yes, VS 2010 is nicer and much bett
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Ah, the familiar shriek of the anti-MS Shill. Here we go with yet another a nauseating circlejerk of Apple or OSS marketing jargon.
Rivalry (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Rivalry (Score:4, Insightful)
Management hates this sort of thing.
Engineering used to be a career where you could make a good living and have a little dignity. More and more it seems, the people at the top would rather it not be that way. They don't like the notion of a sector of the work force that thinks it's almost as good as the guys who provide the capital. That's why most engineers' working conditions are worse today than they were ten years ago, and their purchasing power has declined. Ask someone who's looked for an engineering job recently. A lot of the fun and a surprising amount of the reward have gone out of it.
No matter how well trained, no matter how important you are, how vital your job, you are still just a worker, and as such, you cannot be allowed to get above your station. This is how ownership thinks.
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>>Management hates this sort of thing.
Yeah, because I'm sure the IE dev team sent the cake behind management's back. Err... again.
Those tricksy engineers! Got to keep them in their place.
Believe it or not, Microsoft treating their engineers like shit is a good way to get them to go work for Google. So they don't.
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Their engineers may be treated relatively well, but I bet they don't earn nearly as much as the managers do. They most probably have less secondary benefits as well.
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>>Their engineers may be treated relatively well, but I bet they don't earn nearly as much as the managers do. They most probably have less secondary benefits as well.
From what I understand from my friends working for the evil empire, you have a RPG-esque "level" when you work at Microsoft. Collect enough "XP" among each of your rated categories, and you level up. Gain a pay raise, and later on, a promotion. You can either stay as a senior developer (or higher level titled developers) or branch into m
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Yeah, I'm sure there's a super robust and objective way for every single person to achieve as many XPs as they want to chase after. There's likely no management favoritism involved in the process at all.
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From what I understand, it's a mix of both managerial reviews and more objective scores, like doing documentation and so forth. So if you want to level up quickly, you need to make sure you hit up all the categories.
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Their engineers may be treated relatively well, but I bet they don't earn nearly as much as the managers do. They most probably have less secondary benefits as well.
Wow, ya think so? So you're saying that the people above the engineers actually make more money and benefits than the people they're above? Get outta here *gay hand wave, cheesy smile*.
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Just like the NBA, the NFL, etc. Oh, wait.. Yea, it'd almost seem like in some industries it's recognized that just because you're above someone else doesn't inherently mean you should be paid more. It's almost like, oh, experience, importance, and replace-ability also factor into it. For white collar workers, there's ple
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Depends what you mean by "above". An associate dean for finance is "above" a superstar English prof sitting in a named chair, but certainly won't make more money. The top administrator of a hospital won't make as much as the top neurosurgeon.
Remember, these hierarchies were put in place artificially to reverse the natural order of labor preceding capital that would exist in a "free mark
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By "management" I am referring to something a little more general than just Microsoft. But I'm pretty sure you know that.
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It's actually not very hard at all. But real purchasing power is one thing and the number the boys at one of the "business" media networks comes up with are two different things.
Yes, computers have come down in price in ten years. You can't eat computers. You can't live in a computer. You cannot drive a computer (especially now that the "telecommuting" fad has waned).
The things that people live on have exploded in price. For some reason though, the infla
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Let's hope Legal didn't get in on it too, since Firefox supports tabbed browsing and MS are patent trolling.
Did they check inside the cake for a sinister envelope?
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Agree with what you say. Slashdot must be full of marketers!
On to something (Score:4, Funny)
Ah, so the primary reason for Firefox moving to shorter releases is to get more cakes out of Redmond.
Nice try, Firefox.
1 Matthew Holloway on March 22nd, 2011 at 3:45 pm
I think Matthew Holloway (not me, BTW) may be on to something there.
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Here's another good one: "Considering the way they drove Netscape/Mozilla/Firefox into near oblivion with devious practices, this seems a lot like sending a valentine’s day card to your rape victim, every year."
3 no on March 22nd, 2011 at 4:16 pm
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"Considering the way they drove Netscape/Mozilla/Firefox into near oblivion with devious practices, this seems a lot like sending a valentine’s day card to your rape victim, every year."
That's what I do and she doesn't seem to mind. I'd say it's common courtesy.
Browser wars, yay! (For real.) (Score:2)
Not only should we congratulate the IE team on this fantastic and wholly good-natured tradition, but the Firefox guys never fail to exhibit a genuinely grateful yet professional tone. Any developer working on IE must recognize the huge shot to the arm that Firefox gave the browser market, and given IE's great strides lately, the gap in usability and security is finally getting narrower between the two browsers. I'd imagine that working on IE would involve a lot of friendly competition, and I'm happy to see
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> IE9 is might be shaping up better than FF.
Um, let me know when IE9 can run on WinXP please ...
Re:Browser wars, yay! (For real.) (Score:4, Informative)
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Hey.. buddy.. you realize that requires spending 150-200 bucks right?
Some people don't see any reason to do that other than to keep up with the Jones'. Can use that money to put a months worth of fuel into my vehicle,or buy a few games.
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However, if you plan on upgrading, and save accordinly long term, then you're talking as a worst case scenario with no interest earned from like, a saving's account, $25 a year, or about $2 a month. At least where I live, minimum wage is $10/hour - so that's about 12 minutes of minimum wage labour a month for 8 years. Which doesn't exactly seem unreasonable from a financial perspective. Of course, as has been noted, other options include running a free modern operating system, and/or running one of the many
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Seriously, I'm running Windows 7 on an 8 year old laptop right now, with 1GB of RAM. It's a 1.3 Celeron, and it runs just as good as XP did on the same machine
Hey, I've also got an 8-year-old laptop with 1GB of RAM and a 1.6GHz Pentium M. It's also got a 17" 1920x1200 display without a single dead pixel, and its battery is still in pretty good shape. However, when I upgraded it from XP about 6 years ago, I moved to Ubuntu which runs better than XP on this machine. It currently runs 10.04 LTS, and everything works fine. It's our "kitchen computer" and is used for rather more than just email & browsing - it can play HD movies (vlc) loaded from our server, and i
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I seem to recall an interview around when IE 7 started up to get IE out of the IE 6 rut that the IE devs where stripped down to a bar bones team for a long stretch because there was no company support for them to DO anything new... Seems like with IE 9 they where given some power to innovate and compete.. I am actually impressed with IE9, it is not going to be my primary browser but I am sure happy that it could be the new default when I sit down at someone else's computer.
Re:Browser wars, yay! (For real.) (Score:5, Insightful)
I'd bet the existence of Firefox means there are about 100 more IE devs employed than there would otherwise be.
The cake's a meager kickback.
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No need to bet, it's true, Microsoft had all but killed off the IE development team.
IE6 came out around 2001 and Firefox first released in 2004, and took some time to become popular.
Because of the lack of competition or need to move much in the browser market, Microsoft saw little reason to invest in IE.
But then Firefox started to become a credible threat, by 1.5 it had gained a noticable amount of ground and was showing no sign of slowing.
Microsoft in 2006 released their first new browser release for 5 yea
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The Chrome developers can afford their own cake.
have you seen the new scripture? (Score:1)
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Sadly, it's not new. It's the same one that shipped with 3.0
Re:Terrible Cake (Score:4, Funny)
Nope. Made it themselves, with MS Cake.
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Call down Mr. Waddams, hopefully you'll get some next year. Now back to Storage B with you.
From Redmond with love, huh? (Score:1)
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I bet not, though. Especially the Windows devs, which, by and large, aren't the IE devs.
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You do realize those are completely separate teams and that this probably took a secretary an hour or so to do, right?
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Yours is the rant of a frustrated, stupid dependent. Not smart enough to use the open sores variants, unable to pay someone to keep the commercial products running properly. I'd say I feel for ya, but you're also a dink; perhaps you should stay perched in front of one-way media flow ,and leave the complicated things to people who can handle them?
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Rubber band? (Score:1)
Timeo danaos... (Score:1)
Must be the reason for the faster release cycle... (Score:1)
In return? (Score:1)
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Nope.
Cookie! (Score:4, Funny)
Talk about a big one...
Are they testing for a buffer overflow?
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Talk about a big one... Are they testing for a buffer overflow?
Nope, it was a wafer cake, so it's called a wafer overflow
Looking at the cake. (Score:2)
If there's one thing the IE people have proven is that there is in fact an I in Ieam.
best comment at the parent article (Score:2)
"Considering the way they drove Netscape/Mozilla/Firefox into near oblivion with devious practices, this seems a lot like sending a valentine’s day card to your rape victim, every year."
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"Considering the way they drove Netscape/Mozilla/Firefox into near oblivion with devious practices, this seems a lot like sending a valentine’s day card to your rape victim, every year."
Well, if you want to be picky about it, a closer analogy would actually be the child of the murdered parent.
And given that Mozilla is looking more and more like Inigo Montoya... yeah, I'd send cake.
The Real Hidden Message (Score:2)
How cute! (Score:2)
Now die in a fire, Microsoft scum!
Re:Lies (Score:5, Funny)
> The cake is a lie9
FTFY.
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In before dumb comments about "in before"... oh wait.
But in all seriousness, please don't clutter Slashdot with such drivel.
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Some real quality 4chan level commentary there.
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I know. I'm just purposefully calling him out because it's the same person who's been hounding me about it. Hint: I know it's the same person because it's been over a year since I had that sig and he's the only person to complain about it.
Nope, don't flatter yourself. I just hate spammers that join forum discussions just to lure people to their spam links. I had had a few beers and threw some nerd rage your way.
Great detective work Colombo.
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IE6, 7, or 8 trying to render any acid test.
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Gabriel Iglesias? Fluffy, izzat you?