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Students Looking For Easy A Target Online Courses, Where Cheating Is Easier 241

An anonymous reader writes "As online courses become mainstream, some students are finding they are often easy to game. A group of clever students at one public university describe how they used a Google Doc during on open-book test for a new kind of 'cloud cheating.'" Instead of "cloud" all the time, can't we switch it up with "on the internet"?
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Students Looking For Easy A Target Online Courses, Where Cheating Is Easier

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  • Simply take a course where you were already familiar with the subject matter. (I really suspect a lot of the students in the language classes I took were already fluent in the language. Boy did that suck for me.)
    • by Nidi62 ( 1525137 ) on Sunday June 03, 2012 @01:42PM (#40202559)

      Simply take a course where you were already familiar with the subject matter.

      I know I sure as hell didn't major in History for the amazing job prospects :)

    • by CodeBuster ( 516420 ) on Sunday June 03, 2012 @07:59PM (#40204977)

      I really suspect a lot of the students in the language classes I took were already fluent in the language. Boy did that suck for me.

      When I was at university, I specifically chose a foreign language where I was unlikely to encounter native speakers for precisely that reason. For example, it was unwise to study Spanish because there were too many native speakers who set the curve very high and engineering curriculum was difficult enough that I couldn't afford to waste study time in non-major courses. I really didn't care much about foreign languages anyway, so the logical choices at my school where German, French or Italian. Russian and Asian languages were out because they involved learning mostly alien alphabets and grammars. I chose German because it's closer to English than either French or Italian and there were hardly any native speakers at my school. Finally, the German language has some pedigree in the engineering fields, as compared to either French or Italian, so there was at least some engineering value in a rudimentary understanding of the German language. It was easy enough to get a solid B in German without diverting too much time from my engineering studies, so that's what I did.

  • MBA? (Score:5, Funny)

    by grasshoppa ( 657393 ) on Sunday June 03, 2012 @12:50PM (#40202187) Homepage

    A group of clever students at one public university describe how they used a Google Doc during on open-book test for a new kind of 'cloud cheating.'"
    Instead of "cloud" all the time, can't we switch it up with "on the internet"?

    Must have been business majors.

  • Nonsense! (Score:5, Funny)

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday June 03, 2012 @12:50PM (#40202189)

    Everyone knows that everyone with a piece of paper saying they graduated college is intelligent and deserving of a job. They shouldn't have to show you that they know what they're doing! You should just immediately give them a job!

    • Re:Nonsense! (Score:5, Insightful)

      by networkBoy ( 774728 ) on Sunday June 03, 2012 @01:04PM (#40202277) Journal

      ha ha ha ha ha
      I know you are being sarcastic, but two of the best motivated people in my lab have on degree. One has a HS diploma, the other a GED. The one w/ the diploma is a senior technician, worked up from the bottom over 12 years and outperforms the recent grad engineers at most of the work (similar job profiles between Sr. tech and Jr. engineer). The GED tech has been with the company for about a year and is starting the working from the bottom up. Both of these guys are way better at their jobs and motivated compared to the average BS degree holder.

      Realistically this is a rare trait in people, but I'll take one of these guys any day over the average degreed person.
      -nB

      • by Joe_Dragon ( 2206452 ) on Sunday June 03, 2012 @01:10PM (#40202313)

        yes we need more tech / vol / apprenticeships when the test is on the job and it's about doing the job for real and not in class room with no books or other reference books.

        • by Internetuser1248 ( 1787630 ) on Sunday June 03, 2012 @03:45PM (#40203447)
          Not only this but we need university courses that actually teach, rather than certifying people for the workforce. Our society is facing a major shortage of education institutions in my opinion. Work certification can be done by the employer, and often is anyway. Very few employers will trust a degree alone and many will test employees themselves. If this becomes too much of a burden we could set up certification organisations, who simply administer tests based on the required abilities for specific job types/industries. If I want to learn how to do something, for me that is quite separate from wanting to have evidence that I can do a certain job. Perhaps there are institutes that focus solely on education. If anyone knows of one I would be glad to hear about it.
          • by CodeBuster ( 516420 ) on Sunday June 03, 2012 @08:10PM (#40205025)

            If this becomes too much of a burden we could set up certification organisations, who simply administer tests based on the required abilities for specific job types/industries.

            That has already been tried and people game those systems too. There's no substitute for a company specific knowledge, training or apprenticeship program because no third party cares more about finding and training qualified employees than the company doing the hiring.

          • by PCM2 ( 4486 )

            Not only this but we need university courses that actually teach, rather than certifying people for the workforce.

            In my experience, science departments also seemed aimed primarily at certifying people for academics -- hence "weeder" classes designed to flush out people whom they don't think will do well on tests in the later courses. I actually had one chem teacher warn me not to try to retake the class if I got a bad grade. He said most people who retake the course end up getting the same grade, because it was designed so that most students couldn't retain all the information. Some education.

        • yes we need more tech / vol / apprenticeships when the test is on the job and it's about doing the job for real and not in class room with no books or other reference books.

          The problem with that, at least in here in the United States, is that companies are very reluctant to spend any resources on training. They want to hire someone with all of the required knowledge who can "hit the ground running" and be instantly productive, work them like crazy for short term output and then get rid of them through layoffs as soon as they've outlived their usefulness. Of course, if every company does this then there will be a shortage of skilled and trained workers; especially in technical

      • by dehole ( 1577363 )
        Yep, companies are having to screen people by measures that exceed "do they have a BS", because they find that no matter which school you went to(or your GPA), it is not an indication of how well you will work.
      • Re:Nonsense! (Score:5, Interesting)

        by dingram17 ( 839714 ) on Sunday June 03, 2012 @03:52PM (#40203485)

        Are you really surprised that someone with 12y experience can outperform someone with a 3 or 4 degree and a couple of years experience? Come back in 10y and see who is outperforming who. There are many tech level jobs that engineers are rubbish at, and many engineer jobs that techs are rubbish at. Occasionally you'll get a person that is the exception to the rule, but on the whole, you need a mix of people in your team.

        Me? I'm an engineer than doesn't overly like maths, but can connect test equipment up to large generators (>400MW) and not break anything or kill myself in the process. I'm not as fast as connecting gear as an electrician/electronics tech, but I can do machine stability analysis that you need university level maths to understand (unless TAFEs and polytechs are teaching eigenvalues and eigenvectors + linearisation of non linear systems these days).

      • Well, yeah, you can always find people with HS diploma/GED *somewhere* who are outliers. And it's probably even *easier* to find BS degrees (especially from low-tier unis) who are schmucks. On average, though, people with degrees are going to be better quality than just HS-level, especially with a lot of HS systems in the States of questionable standards.

        Not that this thread is exactly on-topic...

        • While there is some truth to that, the counterpoint is that self-taught people (especially in high-tech fields) tend to be BETTER educated and better at their jobs than university educated people.
          Somebody who learns to do something because they have a passion for what they are learning is simply going to be more motivated and more skilful in the end than somebody who did it because it promised a good return on their study-investment.

          Neither of these are hard-and-fast-rules however, and an interesting count

  • Um, yeah. (Score:3, Insightful)

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday June 03, 2012 @12:54PM (#40202213)

    That's one of the biggest reasons why online degrees are suspect.

    Of course cheating has always occurred in bricks and mortar schools, too, but it's supposed to be harder. For STEM courses, exams usually make up the majority of the grade, and are held in proctored halls. At the best schools, cheaters who are caught are dealt with harshly; usually they fail the course (which goes on the official transscript) and sometimes they are expelled.

  • by Joe_Dragon ( 2206452 ) on Sunday June 03, 2012 @12:55PM (#40202221)

    more tests need to be open book / open Google.

    Why should people who can cram but don't know what they are doing get better marks then people who know what they are doing but are not good at craning.

    What the point of craning command line flags when you don't want why you want to use them that way vs say looking at MSDN / look at the build in help ECT?

    • right... if you cannot even discuss basic flags or basic concepts, but can google, that's all that's needed to be a good competent programmer, right? Because good enough is good enough.

      no wonder USA is losing its edge, with this kind of thinking.

      • by rikkards ( 98006 ) on Sunday June 03, 2012 @01:09PM (#40202311) Journal

        I see where the GP was going. It's better to ask more complex questions where it tests the person understands concepts than that they can memorize. Problem is that it means the grader has to do more work when grading

        • by vlm ( 69642 )

          Problem is that it means the grader has to do more work when grading

          Not necessarily. You can end up with something like project euler where either it compiles and runs and answers the question, or it doesn't. T/F.

          Alternately you can grade on style, kind of like a writing class. Did he do recursion for his factorial, or implement it iteratively? Did he use a linked list or ? Does it matter if he literally dotted his i and crossed his t?

        • by AK Marc ( 707885 )
          That sounds good in theory, but when you have "open Internet" rules, then someone may have already answered that exact question such that the most complex question is a single google search away.

          I remember one question from physics that was "given the temperature of the sun, the distance to the earth, and the radius of the earth, calculate the force on the surface of the earth (assuming complete absorption) caused by the blackbody radiation from the sun." The point was to test some basics of geometry and
      • by Znork ( 31774 ) on Sunday June 03, 2012 @01:23PM (#40202409)

        If they can pass the test using only google, then they're certainly what in the eyes of that test passes for a good programmer. Of course, one might question the reliability and usefulness of a test that can be passed using only google, but the test was as useless before as it would pass 'crammers' who may have as little understanding of the subject as the 'googler'.

        I suspect that a lot of complaints about 'internet assisted' cheating are partly due to the educators getting caught with easy but low value methods of testing and assessment.

        • by Opportunist ( 166417 ) on Sunday June 03, 2012 @02:34PM (#40202903)

          Bullseye! Can someone hand that guy an insightful mod?

          That's exactly what's wrong with our schools (and to a lesser degree even universities). It's simply easier for teachers and educators to come up with cram tests, preferably multiple-choice so they can far easier check the right answers, than to think up some kind of realistic problem and then evaluate the students' solutions, which will invariably differ slightly from one to the next due to them having different, but probably equally valid, approaches. Hell, it might even expose that the teacher knows less of a subject than his student (which isn't as far fetched as it may seem, especially in a field like CS where new developments often render your knowledge obsolete in few years).

          It's simple laziness on the side of the teacher, and so we're stuck with tests that favor those who are able to hoover up information like a sponge, pour it out in the test and instantly forget it. I know a few people of that quality. They were doing quite well in school, but out in the reality, they're usually quite useless.

          • 100% Agree.

            This is not cheating, anymore than it is cheating to use your book during an openbook test.

            I had a online formal logic course, and on the same website as the course material was a program that would spit out solutions to problems. Is it cheating? Why did they put a calculator on my desk if they don't want me to use it?

            Similarly, there was an online course where we were given all of the available material in websites. The test was short in terms of time, and it was cram format, and so scanning thr

      • by Anonymous Coward on Sunday June 03, 2012 @01:30PM (#40202453)

        right... if you cannot even discuss basic flags or basic concepts, but can google, that's all that's needed to be a good competent programmer, right? Because good enough is good enough.

        no wonder USA is losing its edge, with this kind of thinking.

        Done properly, an open book test is a lot harder than a closed book test. On most of the ones I've taken, you needed a good grasp of the material or you were doomed.

      • right... if you cannot even discuss basic flags or basic concepts, but can google, that's all that's needed to be a good competent programmer, right? Because good enough is good enough.

        no wonder USA is losing its edge, with this kind of thinking.

        Open book tests are terribly difficult. When I took my legal courses they were all open book, my POA(provincial offences) tests? All open book, same with traffic law, again all open book. The very best of all these tests are written by instructors who know their material and write their own questions based on the material that they've taught through the year.

        That means you not only need the book, but you need to understand it, and have attended the classes to make it through the exam. People think they sweat bullets on a 80 page exam? Hah. Try 13 pages, where it's all open book and you're required to break down a full construct question that's worth 10% of the exam mark.

        • My hardest exam so far was open book. Fluid mechanics was open books, open notes, open homework, open previous exams, open other materials you wanted to bring in etc. The only thing you couldn't use was a computer or something with a network connection. The exams where extremely difficult and I feel they where also very realistic.

          You where graded on not only solving the problem but on how you solved it. You had to demonstrate real understanding of how to solve these problems.

      • by Opportunist ( 166417 ) on Sunday June 03, 2012 @02:28PM (#40202861)

        I think you got the GP wrong.

        His point is, if I understand him correctly, and I do agree in this point with him, that it becomes more and more obsolete to have a mass of facts in your brains without the ability to apply them. It gets easier and faster every day to look things like that up. What's heaps harder and rarer is the ability to solve problems.

        My profs at the university, and I still thank them for that, preferred the latter. I'd have a hard time thinking of any (but pure basic) tests that weren't open book, "bring whatever materials you want" tests. In general, anything but interactive material (read: sending the test to someone else and have him come up with the answers) was pretty much ok. You were actually expected to use your notes and books, because they didn't test what you could stuff into your head, they were much more interested in you showing that you understood what they taught and that you could demonstrate that you can apply it to "real life" problems. The test question were not "solve this equation" but rather "you're facing this problem", with the test being more to come up with a solution rather than actually solving it.

        I distinctly remember a math test that I thought I bombed only to find out my prof gave me an B, despite not having finished a single sample. His argument was that I demonstrated I know what approach was necessary, that I showed I did understand how to use the rules required and he expected that I can punch buttons on a calculator when I dare to study CS and am about to graduate, if I couldn't, I probably wouldn't have survived the entry level programming classes.

        And that's basically what counts. Today I am often tasked to screen applicants and I throw similar things at them, only to be surprised how many cannot come up with a solution. And interestingly enough, the ones that usually ace my "real life problems" are the ones without a "relevant" degree.

        • And interestingly enough, the ones that usually ace my "real life problems" are the ones without a "relevant" degree.

          can you give some more info on that? and some questions?

          • by Opportunist ( 166417 ) on Sunday June 03, 2012 @04:00PM (#40203543)

            An example, ok.

            One standard question I use a lot when filling programmer positions for our bug hunting crew is to take a few common entries from our bug report list and ask them "where'd you look for the bug". That usually already gives me a pretty good idea what kind of "thinking" I have in front of me. What I do NOT want to hear is some kind of apology (like "I don't know the code, so I can't say anything specific..."), I know he doesn't know, and that's sadly often exactly the problem he will face, but I still want an answer. You get tossed into this bug, how do you handle it?

            Here I like to hear that he is checking the headers so he gets an idea what libraries are used, checks if the libraries are outdated, checks the lib known bugs... or whatever else he'd do, hell, nearly anything is fine. I want to know if he has some kind of general approach to bug hunting. What I don't like to hear is useless ass-covering tactics, some kind of apology or trying to find someone to blame, like finding out who wrote the code 3 years ago. Even if he finds him, that guy certainly won't remember a thing about it.

            It's worse when I hire someone for my department directly, we get to face very unique situations daily. Security can be tricky at times, because your problems are not only technology but also very personally, both with personnel security issues as well as secrecy. What I want to see in general in an applicant is whether he has a plan. Whether he can come up with an idea that will solve the problem or at least find the source of it, whether he has "common sense" and whether he knows how people work. That's something that is oddly not taught at any kind of university: People are generally lazy and will gladly cut corners. For some odd reason, everyone with zero "real life" experience will assume that people work according to spec. Hint: They don't.

      • by __aaqvdr516 ( 975138 ) on Sunday June 03, 2012 @06:44PM (#40204585)

        right... if you cannot even discuss basic flags or basic concepts, but can google, that's all that's needed to be a good competent programmer, right? Because good enough is good enough.

        no wonder USA is losing its edge, with this kind of thinking.

        It worked pretty well for some guy named Albert Einstein.

        "Never memorize something that you can look up. --Albert Einstein

        Then again, cheating is still cheating.

        • And by the way, Einstein had his concepts down cold. He might not be able to tell you what the exact value is for a certain constant, but he certainly could tell you how things worked in general.

    • by AthanasiusKircher ( 1333179 ) on Sunday June 03, 2012 @01:46PM (#40202573)

      Why should people who can cram but don't know what they are doing get better marks then people who know what they are doing but are not good at craning.

      This is a problem with test design, which has little to do with whether memorization is good or not.

      As an undergrad engineering major, most of my advanced engineering courses were open book -- usually not just open book, but open notes, open just about anything you could carry. (One student in one course actually carried in a graduate student and was allowed to make use of him -- they changed the rule to exclude carrying in persons the next year.)

      Electronic devices other than calculators were restricted I think, but this was before the age of Wi-Fi, so perhaps even laptops were allowed.

      Of course, all of those exams consisted of problems unlike any of us had seen before -- they were designed to test whether you could actually think independently and apply the broad concepts of the course to new problems, rather than just regurgitating information or plugging numbers into an equation. Google would have been of little assistance with such a test.

      All of that said, I do still believe that there is value in a test that is NOT open book/open notes/open Google, whatever. Most of the information I have in my head has been through extra levels of processing and understanding. For example, to memorize an equation, I usually tend to know something about why the form of the equation is the way it is, rather than just memorizing the abstract symbols.

      These days, it seems many people devalue the skill of memorization, but with memorization comes the ability to internalize the content, to recall it at will, to think through it as a tool when considering various problems, even to meditate upon it. (Medieval monks tended to memorize entire books to gain greater understanding and synthesis of ideas in this way.)

      All of this is unlikely if you're just cramming and memorizing the night before, because you're likely to forget all of it next week. But if you're a more mature person with different study habits and learn things gradually, review them, and go over them in preparation for the test yet again, memorization is likely to come more naturally and ultimately reflect a greater internalization of the ideas.

    • by vux984 ( 928602 )

      more tests need to be open book / open Google.

      But should you be allowed to use google docs? You know that cloud app where you and all your fellow students could have the same document open at the same time and use it to give eachother the answers.

      That's what allegedly happened here.

      Its supossed to be a test, not a group project.

      • group project is the real work place / world

        • It is and it isn't. Yes, the reality is that a lot of work in the workplace does happen in groups. At the same time, there is an expectation that each member comes to the table with a certain baseline skillset/knowledge base (i.e. that they have something to contribute). By permitting students to share all of their work they are enabling certain students to submit a result that does not reflect their understanding of the material.

          In the end this is either a help or a hindrance for the student being carri

  • by Anonymous Coward on Sunday June 03, 2012 @12:58PM (#40202233)

    When I started university we had Calculus, among other things, during our first year. You were allowed to bring anything you wanted into the exam room: books, notes, a computer. This was because, unless you had studied hard and done lots of exercises, there was no way you would pass the exam. That's how you test people, not with tech bingo or a/b/c/d answer questions.

    --

    Sundar Pichai is the utter asshole whose incompetence has resulted in the shutdown of Google's Atlanta office.

    • When you started university, you were probably not able to access the Internet and quickly Google the exam question to find a copy-and-pastable answer on that computer you lugged into the exam room with you.

      There have always been classes where students are allowed to use certain tools during the exam (open book, calculator, whatever). Being able to simply ask someone -- or in this case, search the Internet -- for the answer to the question has historically not been an allowed option.

    • What is sad, is I took the SAT for the first time(old sat) and i had an idea to pick all random bubbles, just to test for myself how well it would work...I ended up getting a 1540 on it by picking things at complete random...I didn't even bother to take it again. I had one of the best scores you could get by complete fluke....I was however confident that had I done it seriously I would have had close to the same result, maybe a bit higher maybe a bit lower.

      Multiple Choice are a joke If you are trying to hav

      • These days they test writing as well, so while the random bubble generator method would help you with the first two scores, you'd be totally SOL on the third part if you'd never learned how to write a generic five paragraph essay.
    • Yup. That's how my high school chemistry and physics classes went as well. There were two officially sanctioned formula sheets in physics, the "Zach" sheet and the "Josh" sheet, both compiled by previous students. You could bring the sheets and anything you had programmed into your calculator. If you didn't understand which formulas to use and how to apply them to the word problems, you were screwed anyway.
    • by fermion ( 181285 )
      I pretty much blame this on college. University should be a place where we go to learn, but universities and industry are treating education as an impediment to employment. You must have an education or you cannot get a job. The universities are increasing tuition, and justifying the increases using university as a vocational training program instead of an education. University is using these online teaching systems as a way to cut costs rather than improving education.

      First, content development has to

  • If you object too loudly to "cloud cheating", we're probably just going to be saddled with "cybercheating" instead. Unless that's already taken for marital infidelity involving cybersex.

  • by Anonymous Coward on Sunday June 03, 2012 @01:00PM (#40202249)

    I've taken quite a few online courses, where the tests and quizzes during the semester were online, and I've cheated on a couple (lazy professors who actually copy/pasted questions that were easily found Googling), but the final was always a written exam taken on campus.

    You can breeze through the bulk of the semester all you want with the help of the good folks at Google, but you'll be screwed at the end if you can't Google your way out of the final. And if you don't pass the final, you fail the course, regardless of your test/quiz grades.

  • I've taken quite a few online courses, where the tests and quizzes during the semester were online, and I've cheated on a couple (lazy professors who actually copy/pasted questions that were easily found Googling), but the final was always a written exam taken on campus.

    You can breeze through the bulk of the semester all you want with the help of the good folks at Google, but you'll be screwed at the end if you can't Google your way out of the final. And if you don't pass the final, you fail the course, r
  • by skedar ( 2653875 ) on Sunday June 03, 2012 @01:11PM (#40202319)

    This won't be an issue for long, because online classes (I have in mind Udacity and MITx) were not designed to have online exams in the first place. They said from the beginning that exams will be held in test centers under surveillance. It is not implemented yet, as MITx is currently a prototype, but we are getting there. Udacity just partnered with Pearson VUE [blogspot.fr] to hold exams in their test centers. Pearson VUE has about 4000 test centers in 170 countries.
    It will most likely still be possible to take online exams, but the certificate earned for completion will have much less weight than a certificate earned by taking exams in a test center.

  • by AlphaWolf_HK ( 692722 ) on Sunday June 03, 2012 @01:20PM (#40202385)

    Instead of "cloud" all the time, can't we switch it up with "on the internet"?

    Personally I think usage of the term cloud is relevant when you're talking about using a single service that isn't run or sourced from one single machine (or even a few) but several. Or even from one physical machine machine or rack running literally hundreds of hypervisors. Especially when you bring anycast into the mix, because at that point (in the case of the google docs real-time collaboration) your peers don't ever exchange packets directly, or even exchange packets with the same server.

    When any of the above apply, the term "server" doesn't quite seem to fit, because you aren't exactly interacting with any particular server. This is where the word cloud fits just perfectly in my opinion.

    Disclaimer: I am a network engineer. That may make me have a different viewpoint than the people who write software (which I think is the majority of slashdot.)

    • Re: (Score:2, Funny)

      by AK Marc ( 707885 )
      The "cloud" is a manager's term for any device or service that has sufficiently unknown characteristics. The managers got tired of saying "I don't know" when asked about how something works, so now, it's "that's a cloud". Whenever I hear someone say "[the] cloud" I put in "something I don't understand" and it's never failed me yet. "cheating over the cloud" "cheating over something I don't understand"
      • Well it's not just the managers. At my work, we have a cisco UCS rack that we simply refer to as a cloud server.

        But really for anybody who doesn't understand technology, it helps when you give them simpler terms.

        If I talk to somebody who isn't versed in networking about VTP, STP, RSTP VLAN's, BPDU's, MAC addresses, CAM tables, or any other layer 2 switching term, they aren't going to know what the hell I'm talking about, much less care. Instead I'll just use the magic term "LAN".

  • by Fear the Clam ( 230933 ) on Sunday June 03, 2012 @01:38PM (#40202525)

    The problem described with the students cheating could be solved very easily by not releasing the test scores until all students have submitted their answers. This is a setting on most learning management systems.

  • Via online/distance ed. We had to go to campus to write the exams though or have someone they approved of proctor us. They usually let us use our computer though but still they were walking around and checked that at least before the exam you'd shut off your wireless. What really sucked was a stats course where the proof insisted on hand written assignments and exam and specifically noted that if he can't read it he wouldn't give you marks. This after about 10 years out of school where the longest thing I'v

  • I'm hrrmmm-ing here.

    Several years ago I shadowed a few students who were taking online courses in a large state university system in the US. What was clear, was that there was almost no online interaction in the forums, and that the ill-paid instructors had to give little attention, somewhat as a result-- if no one posted questions, then instructors didn't have to post answers, and they seemed fine with that.

    No portion of the grade was "participation--" papers-based grading.

    In the end, one of the stu

  • I guess "cheating" makes for a better headline but this is an excellent way of taking notes in class.

    With several people contributing to the same page of notes you can correct each others mistakes and don't risk missing an important point in the lecture because you were busy writing down the last important point.

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