Demand for Kopi Luwak May Be Threatening Wildlife 112
Damien1972 writes "Popularization of the world's strangest coffee may be imperiling a a suite of small mammals in Indonesia, according to a new study in Small Carnivore Conservation. The coffee, known as kopi luwak (kopi for coffee and luwak for the civet), is made from whole coffee beans that have passed through the gut of the animal. The coffee is apparently noted for its distinct taste, though some have argued it is little more than novelty. Now, this burgeoning kopi luwak industry is creating 'civet farms,' whereby civets are captured from the wild and kept in cages to eat and crap out coffee beans."
Sturgeon's Law (Score:1)
"Ninety percent of everything is crap."
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Yes. The Civet.
Already farmed for centuries, for the "musk..."
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Get-the-Best-Perfume-From-the-Cat-039-s-Ass-48517.shtml [softpedia.com]
"It's the cats ass!"
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...in strong amounts can provoke vomiting in humans...
"If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours."
This is some bad shit. (Score:1)
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Oh. Wait.
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Re:This is some bad shit. (Score:5, Funny)
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it certainly tastes like crap
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I thought, by definition, it was supposed to be good shit.
I don't know about that, but it is expensive shit...
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I buy some twice a year, it's really expensive but it tastes amazing
here's a kid that does a "Bizarre Foods" show on youtube trying Kopi Luwak coffee
http://youtu.be/28PRETajHks [youtu.be]
really good stuff
Re:Distinct taste? (Score:4, Insightful)
Most people who know coffee say that in blind tests this "Shit" coffee is indistinguishable from cheap ("Shit") coffee.
People are for the most part incredibly stupid.
Re:Distinct taste? (Score:5, Informative)
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Somebody has to say it (Score:2)
Humans are weird.
"Let's destroy our planet by trapping and force-feeding coffee beens to a small mammal, take it's shit, grind it, put it in boiling water and drink it as a high end novelty drink."
Re:Somebody has to say it (Score:4, Funny)
Well, it certainly doesn't help the WILD population of civet cats. Maybe when our alien overlords find that our feces is delicious when we are force fed massive quantities of sawdust you will understand.
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well if that's what it would take to get alien overlords to eat my poop....
and they'd keep the space dragons away too! AND FORCED MATING! SIGN ME UP FOR SOME BARK BREAD!
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How does this destroy our planet? Or, for that matter, the civet cats?
You may need to research about the word ecosystem. Even though it may not guarantee that this action would destroy the world, the current ecosystem would be distorted by human and could impact other system directly and indirectly.
Seems to me the #1 way for an animal to prevent extinction is to be commercially useful alive.
You seem to be too optimistic in the issue. You need to think further outside the optimistic box. On the flip side, what would happen when there is an abuse of the system? Would the abuse cause worse effect than leaving these civets alone in their wild?
To me, attempt to make money
Re:Somebody has to say it (Score:4, Insightful)
It's just another stupid food fad for people with too much money on their hands, like "truffles": horribly-expensive mushrooms that just taste like dirt.
Re:Somebody has to say it (Score:4, Insightful)
Truffles have been prized for hundreds of years, and so has coffee.
Truffles taste earthy, that's true, but that doesn't mean that it is going to stop being a prized culinary item because you don't see the point. You may not like them, but many people do.
Fugu [wikipedia.org] is horribly expensive and you need a special license to prepare it, but that hasn't slowed demand for it.
If it's food, and it's tasty, people will always want it. And, there's always going to be a certain cache to having something which is so rare and expensive.
I've never had occasion to try kopi luac, but I know that Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee is also ridiculously expensive because of the micro climate and soil it grows in -- because you can't just grow the same coffee elsewhere and get the same results. It's entirely dependent on the soil and the climate.
But lobster used to be considered poor people's food until people discovered how tasty it was. So were oysters, so was sushi. Then people discovered how yummy they were.
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Truffle is trivially distinguishable from other mushrooms. Is it worth paying hundreds or thousands per pound to try it (more than once, at least)? Probably not. Is the taste going to agree with everyone? No. Is a large part of the price the prestige factor? Yes.
But to assert that it is indistinguishable is just stupid. Either you've never tried them, or you've had your taste buds cauterized.
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Well, it depends really.
Truffles are full of umami [wikipedia.org] compounds like all fungus is.
I know lots of people who are absolutely crazy about the taste of mushrooms and will eat anything with them in it and seek it out. I also know people who don't like the taste of them at all and won't touch them.
I won't dispute your point, because let's face it, celebrities aren't drinking Cristal because they're wine connoiseurs, they order it because it's expensive and cool to do so. But even I can certainly tell the differe
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That $40 bottle of wine really is better than that $5 bottle.
Maybe on that. There have been lots of blind test; even one done by the Freakonics guys that determined many people could not reliably distinguish and those who could expressed a preference for the in expensive bottle almost as frequently as the expensive one.
So there is lot of subjectivity is what a "good wine" actually is and it may come down to personal preference, in absence of social pressure to prefer the higher priced bottle. There may be authentic quality issues as you go downward into the very b
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Well, not knowing anything about the tests, I don't know what they were made up of. Were they people who were drinkers of cheap wine, or actual oneophiles? Because the people who drink the cheap plonk might not be a good sample. But even across 'better' wines, the
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That actually doesn't matter. If only self-selected "wine tasters" can taste the best wines, it still only matters to them, and the rest of us can do just fine with a bottle of Ripple or whatever.
It's the same in the world of expensive musical instruments. Blind testing by experts, virtuosos, and violin-makers all revealed that given the choice they'd ta
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That doesn't mean the good wines aren't of a better quality, it might just mean that people don't have enough knowledge to know the difference. But I've certainly seen that you can educate someone a little about wine and actually see their perception of wines change. I'm not talking about going from $5 bottles to
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Isn't this really just about d
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if the "self-selected" wine tasters can taste the difference, then it is real.
it might not matter to you, but it is real.
you're mostly right, though. high prices are based on prestige as well as quality. i'm not an oenophile myself but as i've had it explained to me, you can get wines in the 90th percentile of quality for $20-30/btl if you research diligently and have a well-stocked friendly neighborhood wine store.
of course, if you don't have the time, or if you shop exclusively at whole foods, yeah, they'
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It may not be destroying the planet, but if you look deeper, the Internet is responsible for the domestication of the civet. I certainly never would have heard of civet shit coffee if it hadn't been for the Internet, and the same is true for about 5 billion other people. Yet now thanks to the interwebs, we have all heard of it.
And let's say that 10% of people who hear about it want to try it, and 10% of those can afford to. That's 50 million new customers trying to consume a product that's produced slowly
Re: Somebody has to say it (Score:1)
It's fucking idiot hipsters in America. They don't care that it tastes awful. It's all about how they think the world perceives them for having the distinguished class and "taste" to drink coffe from beans out of an animal's asshole.
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To be picky, it's only the beans that they grind.
Not the same product. (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Not the same product. (Score:5, Insightful)
It's not just that they eat and poop out the beans. It's also the fact they are picky about which beans they eat in the wild.
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I buy my coffee direct from a Canadian company that has partnered with a coffee grower in Thailand to provide a high quality, shade grown, organic coffee. Although I've never tried it (due to the price and the obvious ick factor), they offer Kopi Lewak but it is from wild civets not caged, domesticated civets for this exact reason.
It's not only the digestive process that is important but that the civets are particular and only eat the ripest, sweetest berries and theoretically the best berries contain the
Re:Not the same product. (Score:4, Interesting)
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Oh lord, first we get "I could care less" now we're completely losing any difference between "could" and "could not" whcih is contracted as "couldn't"
phew (Score:4, Funny)
now i have a good reason not to drink it without seeming squeamish.
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1/2 pound Caribou coffee: $7.40 [cariboucoffee.com]
Getting coffee which is not literally shitty: priceless
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Even better, buy high quality green coffee beans from around the world and roast your own coffee. Mediocre beans roasted and consumed after a short wait of a few days taste better than the best beans that are months post roast, now high quality beans consumed fresh are tremendously better than any large scale commercial venture...home roasting or local fresh roasting is the only way to go if you actually crave good coffee. It is also pretty economical and fun.
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Amen to that. The only downside to that is that you either get a powerful hood to remove all the smoke or you remove the batteries from the smoke alarms...
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Is there anything on this planet (Score:3)
that humans can't suck the complete life out of?
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I've been saying it for years...there are too many humans on this planet. Sure, we're advancing at an astounding rate, but we just don't need eight billion people. We'd likely be better off with closer to 1% of that.
But, hey, in order to "grow" commerce and markets we need more consumers, so damn reality and keep on fuckin'.
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I am, thankyouverymuch. 50% reduction in one generation.
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and two more idiots for the ignore pile
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The cockroaches still seem to be doing OK, but I'm not aware of any cockroach delicacies.
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https://www.google.ca/search?q=cockroach+recipes&aq=f&oq=cockroach+recipes&aqs=chrome.0.57j0l3.7062j0&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8 [google.ca]
One of the top page result is recipes for cockroach pesticides. The rest are... not. Enjoy.
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Instead of eating food that's been in animal shit, how about eating animals that have been using shit as food?
http://endoftheamericandream.com/archives/there-is-a-staggering-amount-of-feces-in-our-food [endoftheam...ndream.com]
It's time for "The Replicator" (Score:5, Interesting)
The minute people realize that the "chemicals" in kopi luwak are just that - chemicals - the sooner we could just synthesize these in the lab and allow people to have the shit-coffee and leave the civets to romp in their truffula trees.
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If it's not coffee it shouldn't be labeled as such, and roasted chicory root has been used as a coffee surrogate for centuries. A quick Google search shows that it's being sold today as a healthy organic alternative to coffee.
Your food chemist should blame his marketing department for the cock up, not the government.
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So he should have called it something else entirely.
He had no right to label it coffee, that would be misleading. He should have called it "Doc Brown's Organic Breakfast Beverage". It sounds like it lacked caffeine, which means it was probably doomed to failure anyway.
The ignorance of the public is a separate problem that should not be handled by making them even more ignorant about their breakfast drinks. Everything is chemicals, some of them are delicious some not, some dangerous some not. This is like th
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And they still won't want it. I think part of the appeal is that this is a novelty that's really hard to produce, and therefore expensive. It's another way to show how much better you are then everyone else because you have money. And it tastes better because it's expensive (or so your mind tells you).
Conspicuous consumption sucks.
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Checklist:
is it coffee? No
is it meant to replace coffee? Yes
Then coffee substitute is the proper terminology. If it didnt come from coffee beans, then its not coffee. that shouldnt be a difficult concept for you to grasp. You just failed to apply the proper marketing technique to open up a market for it.
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If you read the list of ingredients in many herbal/green tea blends, there's usually a "Nature identical flavour" listed. That's the marketing spun name for synthetic flavours that are chemically identical to the natural extract version of a flavour.
People still have the same aversion to synthetic versions of natural things, even if they are chemically identical. I take great pleasure in pointing out the nature identical flavour component to ignorant unaware tea drinkers who think natural is better.
this coffee (Score:4, Funny)
...tastes like crap
This is anymal cruelty (Score:1)
Never mind that this is gross.
Trapping and force-feeding something that the animal would not normally eat is just wrong.
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They didn't discover this coffee by feeding something to the civets they wouldn't eat normally.
The civets already eat the fruit and crap out the seed. The civets clearly already liked eating it.
Now, as to how someone made the leap of taking the seeds which have passed through the civet and decided to make coffee out of it ... I couldn't even begin to guess at.
But they are NOT force feeding them something they wouldn't
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Well, I'm convinced: it's our civet doodie not to support this animal cruelty.
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Humans are indigenous to this planet, thus we are part of "nature."
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you ignorant twit. it was discovered precisely because it IS something the civets eat, and eat regularly.
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Rectum? Damn near killed them.
Any reason it can't be sustainable and humane? (Score:2)
Are civets endangered? Are they being force fed as in "forced to eat more than they want" or force fed as in "they would never eat coffee beans on their own free will?"
Sounds like a good business opportunity, get your ethically-made civet shit coffee here!
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Once the demand causes prices to reach the level of moral depravity, there will be a class of "entrepreneurs" who will realize that the market is worth any moral failure to provide. Torture, murder, environmental destruction - all a small price to pay to become rich (for someone's personal value of rich). The drug trade is similar.
History of this way of treating coffee beans (Score:5, Interesting)
All reports I have seen about blind taste tests suggest that the flavor is thin and inferior to other quality coffees.
So all it takes... (Score:2)
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This is the course almost all manufacturing and industry seems to be taking. Turn their product into SHIT, charge a ridiculous amount of money for it, and then scream at us the public that we don't appreciate them properly.
env hypocrisy is legion (Score:2)
At the star supermarket on austin street in Newton, MA, there is a sign - enter our Earth Day contest and win a trip for two to costa rica
Is there anything more emblamatic of anti-environmentalism then flying to another country to help destroy the jungle iwth your tourism ?
A few months ago at star maker, there were for sale bundles of firewood, wrapped in plastic, from Lithuania (!) advertised as "green"
so you have you open pit or woodstove, in-efficient combustion, wood that was transported across the ocea
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"Green" + "Capitalist" = "Capitalist"
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there were for sale bundles of firewood, wrapped in plastic, from Lithuania (!) advertised as "green"
so you have you open pit or woodstove, in-efficient combustion, wood that was transported across the ocean....
Well wood burning could be considered green in that its at least a renewable resource. It could arguably be considered carbon neutral as well; if we got to the point were we re-planted as much acreage of forest as we harvest.
The transporting it across the ocean part though is pretty messed up.
Best way to brew Kopi Luwak (Score:2)
It's a little know fact that Starbucks allows you to bring your Civet in for that fresh-brewed taste. Best way to do it is feed Civet and entire box of prunes about 30 minutes before heading out.
Destroy all the Hipsters (Score:3)
before they destroy us all!
Anybody that wants to drink coffee that was crapped out of an animal has jumped the shark as a human being.
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Though, to be fair, some animal crap is delicious, I rather like honey
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Honey bees transform nectar into honey by a process of regurgitation and evaporation. They store it as a primary food source in wax honeycombs inside the beehive.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honey [wikipedia.org]
Still? (Score:2)
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I thought this novelty peaked years ago.
Addicting drug + scat fetish + Internet + high-profit margins - don't get caught selling it short.
Just pay me $1000/lb and... (Score:1)
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This may not be quite as pleasantly easy money as you think, if you want to reach high enough production levels to retain paying customers. Each pound of roasted beans starts from 15-20lbs of coffee cherries, which you will need to force feed yourself and hold down for a couple days of fermentation. So, I'm guessing it would take you at minimum two weeks of "processing time" (seven 2-day batches), in which you force-feed yourself ~2lb of coffee cherries and constipation-inducing medication, wait 2 days with
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Good luck with your patent. However, I have the suspicion that a business plan based on "use my own body in direct competition against the digestive and excretory systems of maltreated caged animals" may not work out so well as you hope --- that's a race to the bottom I wouldn't want to contest.
I had a civet (Score:2)