Silicon Valley's Loony Cheerleading Culture Is Out of Control 175
Nerval's Lobster writes "Kernel editor-in-chief and noted firebrand Milo Yiannopoulos swings away at Silicon Valley's current startup culture, noting that it's resulted in herds of wannabe founders and startup groupies who don't exactly have a track record of starting successful companies or even producing solid code. 'Though they produce little of value, they are the naive soft power behind aggressive capitalist machines in Silicon Valley: the trend-setting vanguard of the global Web and mobile industries,' he writes. 'We should be very wary indeed of these vacuous cheerleaders whose vague waffle about the transformational potential of photo-sharing apps is more sinister and Orwellian than anything dreamt up by a dictator.' How long can such a culture continue before it dries up, and the whole tech-investment cycle begins anew?"
someone's gotta start the show (Score:5, Insightful)
While the content being generated by these startups may be vacuous, there is at least the spark of new ideas (in some cases) or tangental thought that leads to other ideas. Someone else does the real legwork if it's a good spark, if these small startups can only talk the talk. Contrast the want-to-do's with the Microsoft archtype of staying safe and not innovating or thinking fresh.
There is some value to the cheerleading, even if it's just to provide grain for others to mill.
Re:someone's gotta start the show (Score:5, Insightful)
MS innovates, just slowly. I wish more of these [microsoft.com] guys ideas got turned into products each year, if they did MS probably wouldn't have the reputation they do of a stoggy business only company.
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First, let me just say... when I saw "cheerleading" in the title, like most people, I just clicked the link to see pictures of nerdy girls with pom poms.... and let me say, it was a grave disappointment. Instead we get some hyperbole about a guy who equates failed business-types trying to hawk their latest get rich scheme as equal to that of mass murderers and warlords, and some half-assed rant about the power of picture sharing.
I applaud your efforts to turn what is effectively a king sized bitch fest by a
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In fact, the MS Research office does really awesome stuff.
But few of those ideas make it into products. I have heard MS Research described as "the graveyard of great ideas."
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You said you made sure it had windows 7 drivers, why didn't you just install windows 7 and have a good laptop in about an hour instead of spending "a night of hacking the registry"?
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I think it can be even more painful over RDP. Fortunately MS is going to restore the start button in 8.1.
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Re:someone's gotta start the show (Score:5, Insightful)
Being a 30+year observer/survivor of Silicon Valley (and having gone through 3 start-ups) I have to ask - how is this any worse than now that it was during the Dot Com silliness?
For every roughly 10 companies started in the valley - 9 fail. Nothing new about that! It was that way before I got here!
New ideas are vital to the success of the place. Often they are bone-headed ideas? (How do you make money by giving things away for free - the common denominator in the Dot-Com era - as an example!) Others are obvious business models - Gee I think I'll build an on-line auction site (Ebay!) All have been tried - some failed and some soared.
Point is - this is just the normal rough-and-tumbel of Silicon Valley. The author needs to get over himself!
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What makes a startup in Silicon Valley better than one in Iowa?
The logistics of getting acquired or partnering with the large companies in the valley. Acquihiring only works if the new employees are close to the mother ship.
Also, proximity matters for other reasons. One of the startups I worked for was acquired as a direct result of an overheard conversation at Starbucks. Without that conversation, the purchasing company would have never known we existed.
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I'm pretty sure people are employed to loudly name-drop companies in conversation at various Starbucks in Silicon Valley.
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I'm pretty sure people are employed to loudly name-drop companies in conversation at various Starbucks in Silicon Valley.
I'm betting the vast majority do it for free, sadly...
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That's... actually perfectly fine. It's not sad at all. That's just normal bragging. Ok, I guess it could be a little uncouth, but the alternative is an intentional FOR-PROFIT outfit of misdirection and lies. The sort of con-artist "in" that let's them pilfer the banks of naive and ignorant investors. It borders on organized criminal fraud. Bragging about your own company because you have something to profit from it isn't on the same level. It's almost expected.
No, the fact that they're getting paid to do i
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No, 90% failure for start ups, not for Silicon Valley. Startups are just one small fraction of the companies in Silicon Valley. (and many of the famous startup busts were up in San Francisco).
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Well the weather here is terrible for one. More importantly though, while we have a mass of geeks, I'm not sure we really have a critical mass that's required for "idea guys" to come in and tempt ill-content quality geeks to abandon everything at the shot for the big-time. Although there's some minor action around the universities because fresh grads haven't gotten a job yet and aren't tied down, per se. I mean, if I was shown a job offer for a startup with a good idea, I'm not sure I'd abandon my secure po
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Having lived there, I don't see it. To me it's a self-supporting cycle: people want to live there because all the cool companies are there, the cool companies are there because technical people live there.
I think I'd be fine with Iowa, or better: Montana. It's beautiful, and there are seasons! But alas, we're seeing fewer tech hubs not more.
Re:someone's gotta start the show (Score:4, Interesting)
But alas, we're seeing fewer tech hubs not more.
You really think so? I grew up in the Bay Area, but still had family and regularly visited Colorado (where I now live).
I remember as a kid that the only real "tech" here was the big IBM facility near Boulder (as I recall it was the printing division which turned into Lexmark, I could be wrong though). Then there was Celestial Seasonings... very Boulder... not very tech. I also recall Case Logic, which I guess was sort-of tech since they built stuff to hold disks and such, but that's a stretch.
Now, heck, there's all kinds of tech here, and I think a huge factor in that is the quality/cost of life here is just so much better than The Bay.
I know it's all anecdotal. Not everywhere is Denver/Boulder and that the conditions here are ripe for the "perfect storm" of start-ups (attractive to younger folks, lots of government money, geographically strategic). At the same time, though, the differences between The Bay 25 year ago and Denver 25 years ago are much greater than they are now, at least as far as "tech-start-upiness" goes. Also, it feels more organic here like it did in The Bay back then. You could even say that the intimidation factor of a well-funded Valley office would put off a lot of engineers, whereas the tendency for a more laid-back environment leads to less "rush rush rush" and more thoughtfulness.
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I went to grad school at CU-Boulder around 2006 and have done government contracted research.
You break down the differences well, and your point about the plethora of young, hip urban professionals in the Front Range is right on...however when trying to divinate what makes a city a 'startup hub' the conversation starts and ends with money
In California, you coul
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It would be interesting to compare the quantity of billionaires between Colorado and California. Not that Colorado would be right there in line, but I bet you'd be surprised at the amount of very very rich folks that live here, at least part-time (since a lot of folks have second/third/etc homes in Telluride, Aspen, Vail, Steamboat, Summit County, etc)
Aside from that, there may not be as many private investors, but there is certainly a lot of government investment with all the infrastructure between Colora
^this (Score:3)
also: NASA and NIST have major presence in Boulder...i think Deep Impact control was in Boulder?
the Boulder tech sector is mini, but it exists...it's alot of little ad-on companies that have one institutional client (usually military)
technically, if two GIS PhD's take their geospatial mapping program they developed for their thesis and then use their connections from their academic program to basically implement their thesis project into some government project...
technically, that's a "startup" but I don't
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The brand of made in the USA is now connected to poor encryption, many forms of gov oversight and tight internal security laws.
A generation is now aware of the political and legal connections needed to soar beyond just skills, friends and cash.
It will be fun to see any changes. Coding next gen drones and helping the surveillance contractors could make money?
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Coding next gen drones
Lotta that going on 'cross the bay in Bezerkeley...
Re:someone's gotta start the show (Score:5, Insightful)
Being a 30+year observer/survivor of Silicon Valley (and having gone through 3 start-ups) I have to ask - how is this any worse than now that it was during the Dot Com silliness?
For every roughly 10 companies started in the valley - 9 fail. Nothing new about that!
Of small business entrepreneurial ventures, 9 out of 10 will fail, so that's not a revelation or admission of any sort. I think the real crux here is that the rate in the valley is more like 99 out of 100 will fail, and even though that sounds bad it's still not the actual problem; the problem is that the 1 that "makes it" is a bullshit platform like Instagram and the 99 that fail include actual valuable technologies like medical industry interop tools and the like.
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Perhaps the problem is people like you? Instagram is for the masses, medical industry interop tools are not. It's all about size of the potential customer base to collect valuable data to sell. It has nothing to do with whether the programs have any 'use' but whether the programs can attract users as data points. Ever hear of a venture capitalist looking to make the world a better place instead of making money?
But Instagram's big 'idea' is:
1.) get the user to take a photo
2.) apply gimp filter
There's no monetization strategy. There's no added value. It's all a turd inside a package with a pretty bow.
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If I were the type to write software, I would take the lesson here as: Make a bunch of shitty stupid apps that perform trivial functions that witless people would find entertaining. If my odds are 1 in 100 and it's all phoned in crap anyway, how long would it take me to hit on one that's a success? 1 year? Less if I churn them out 1 a day? Plus, you can use the obnoxious amount of money you made to invest in developing something actually useful. The end result is that you gave up your pride in only making S
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I think that much of the 90% failure rate has to be blamed on the venture firms, which are very reluctant to invest in any idea that isn't the 10th clone of an already highly visible and possibly successful idea. If you make the 100th photo sharing app with geotagging and integration with Facebook and it looks like it has a clean interface, you can probably find an investor. If you come up with a truly new concept you'll be met with blank stares and FUD based on the lack of a proven market.
Meaning (Score:2)
Meaning: who cares, as long as we get our beaks wet? Is it pointless? Yup! Is it bordering on a pyramid scheme? Yup! Should we change it? Hell no! (CA-CHING!!).
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The whole point of start ups is that they cost very little to try. Any bonehead with a few thousand bucks, a commodity education, and a couch near a microwave and at least 15 amps of power can create a start up. Since 90% of publicly announced start ups fail, you can be sure that plenty of boneheads have gone this route successfully.
But even that 90% figure hides plenty. I have run a number of "technology previews" in order to try ideas out that were never announced. For example, I recently wrote a web serv
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OK, two more... sock puppet. 'Nuff said.
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Silicon Valley is full of non-startups who are thinking of ideas as well. The notion that only some dreamer who is mortgaging the family's future is able to think outside the box is a common myth but it's clearly wrong.
Most startups are doomed anyway, again the myth is that the startup is where the money is but usually these are just small ideas that a venture capitalist wants to bet big on. A lot of them are just "me too" companies trying to do someone else's idea in a slightly different way, or they spl
Answer to your question (Score:5, Insightful)
How long can such a culture continue before it dries up, and the whole tech-investment cycle begins anew?
As long as people with money keep getting sucked in by it
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And the corollary: as long as as the payoffs outweigh the risks. An angel investor at a small startup might have a 10% stake for a few hundred thousand, even if there's only a 1:100 chance of the company being snatched up for $500 million the angel investor comes out on top. The huge payoffs are what make the high risk companies possible in the first place, most of them will fail but a few won't.
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Is this really any different... (Score:5, Insightful)
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Nope. It's just about the same.
The answer is that it can last maybe 7 years if folks haven't learned anything. Less if they have.
Re:Is this really any different... (Score:4, Insightful)
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In theory a lot of the older visions are now not so hard or expensive on desktop computers.
Sadly with the push to video game consoles, the cloud, a generation only knowing endless wars and smart phones we are seeing a dumbing down of raw power and any real tech growth.
Poverty as noted is also catching up fast vs the predictable ~~1990's hardware/
the difference.... (Score:3)
is scale
in all facets...data travels faster, what was text is now video, 'mobile', cpu speeds are exponetially higher...
which means *we can do more*
my example is Goldman/Sach's style high speed trading...they use Erlang to make trades litterally as fast as the wires can transmit the data and exploit latencies for $$$...were talking microseconds...
that means a market changing scale of trading (profit) in a non-human readable timeframe...
that is different
I surely agree that somewhere in the comparison between
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Indeed, IBM has never had to consider a mass exodus of subscribers. Neither has anyone else. Facebook has to consider it because their users are not subscribers. They're the product. Attracting them, corralling them, putting them into buckets and selling the buckets is what Facebook is about, but those users are only invested just so far, and no further. Facebook is depending solely on an emotional investment, which is a fickle thing. Emotional investment tied to a financial investment is much much st
Hey, don't knock it! (Score:5, Funny)
As someone who has optioned sub-rentals on a lot of garages in Silicon Valley, I can't complain. Nothing attracts VC money like showing off how you're young, hip, and working in a garage in Silicon Valley!
No different than any other "business" culture. (Score:2, Insightful)
What we're seeing here is that Silicon Valley has become no different than any other business/industry group. Flash, buzzwords, bullshit, business lunches, golf - People that are good at appearances rule in the business community, mostly to the harm of everyone else.
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People that are good at appearances rule in the business community
I agree, but something just seems off...they rule *now* but their tactics assure their eventual failure (re: microsoft)
maybe:
People that are good at appearances ruin the business community
i've seen the cycle over and over...the predatory, almost colonial capitalist playbook...like how the major labels glommed onto Seattle music scene in the 90s
there is no structural reason why the, say, shoe industry has to be dominated by Nike...there's no technical barrier to competing with Nike...it's all externalities...global supply chain, multi-year licensing deals with instituti
companies purchased for developers, not products (Score:2)
Nothing new (Score:2)
Good, bad or otherwise, it's the core of the valley.
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They always exist (Score:5, Interesting)
The massive downside is that they give a black eye to, or outbid, anyone with a valid product trying to raise money, hire developers, and rent locations.
a cycle like this each decade (Score:3)
It reaches this point when pundents say "eveyone should be a programmer". "It should be taught to 8 year olds and English majors." I've even heard some politicians say this in the last year. Not everyone has the temperment, motivation, special creativity to be a good programmer.
The field turns into a bubble, it collapses and compuer science departments shrink. Inevitable.
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If any politian, CEO or whatever states they bel
Oh they don't do it for the money! (Score:5, Interesting)
They do it because it's hot, new, cool, chic, hip, swag, fly, swank, vogue, and gosh-darnit a whole lotta fun!
The real legacy of Steve Jobs was to engender feelings of inadequacy in a whole generation of tech bosses. So instead of solid, maybe a little boring, mostly behind-the-scenes approach to technological development, we have everyone and their grandmother trying to emulate the once great king of consumer tech (long live the king!) with dramatic unveiling ceremonies that remind one more of a pop concert than a product release. Frankly, in some cases it's a little embarrassing, because not everyone can pull it off. In fact most people can't. So don't do it because you suck at it. I'm also looking at you, TED.
When investors realize that new =/= good (and in most cases = shit), then we might finally witness the inevitable implosion and with any luck a healthier restructuring of the tech industry. But until then, thundercats ho!
TED shits (Score:2)
I hate TED talks...just wanted to say that...
reminds me of how the Jobs film in theaters now starts off...it's this triumphant scene, just as you describe, where Jobs' introduces an 'industry changer'...it's the iPod
NO! NO you idiots! I want to scream...
the iTunes' store did indeed change the indus
If you can beat them join them... (Score:2)
As long as someone is willing to give/loan them money they will continue.
If you can beat them join them. If you can develop a better idea/product go get some of that money and do it. I'm not an entrepreneur so I will continue to work my day job. There are plenty of "Rags to Riches" stories because you have nothing to lose and everything to gain. How many "Upper Middle Class to Riches" stories do you hear where someone risked everything they spent a lifetime earning for a small shot at super riches?
I got
If the startups are bad, the VCs are worse (Score:2)
Incoherent Rant (Score:2)
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Ad hominem (Score:2)
They are fake: their clothes are fake, the music they listen to is fake, their sneaker brands are fake.
There is one or two points of truth in the rant. But in general it is designed to make the reader feal superior to other people.
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I agree. After reading it, I wondered which was the more pointless loony cheerleader, the ones in Silicon Valley, or this guy who's cheering to see them fail. There are no sure things, not even the most humane, charitable service-oriented, down-home, genuine, open, enviro-friendly green companies get that, and trying to build a company solely with values is not going to create any sort of sustainable margins.
I hate the startup "culture" (Score:5, Interesting)
There is a lot of allure to raising money and a lot of back patting, which is why I just can't stand them.
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Okay, and? (Score:2)
Why exactly should I care that stupid people with money are willing to give some to other stupid people without money?
Oblig Zombo (Score:3)
Isn't this the point of startups? (Score:2)
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Diverting Capital (Score:2)
Here's where venture capitalists play a deleterious role in the process. They don't care about ground-breaking ideas or real vision or even solid business plans with solid revenue models. They care about whether they can turn around their investment in 6 months to a year for some multiple. That's it. That's all they care about. So if right now they feel reasonable certainty that they can unload a photo-sharing site on 2nd round sucke...er, investors, they'll invest. They don't care that there are 100
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Conflicting. (Score:5, Interesting)
Technology companies have produced remarkably brilliant new opportunities and efficiencies, but they have also raised the specter of lives bled of purpose, of the inhumanity of the new social structures that are emerging. What do we do to keep everyone gainfully occupied when globalization and technological change render the bottom two thirds of society redundant?
This is a point that I always feel gratified reading, and it really cannot be stated often enough. We are reaching a stage where we simply don't need as many people employed as we used to. Instagram was worth $1 billion when it was bought by Facebook, and it had only 13 employees. Could you imagine thirty years ago any business at all being worth that sort of money with a dozen employees?
It isn't just web services though, it's the manufacturing and retail / service sectors too. Even down to those obnoxious self checkout machines in supermarkets, which are costing several people a job while at the same time making the customer do more of the work.
We're already in a position where job creation is lagging population growth. How much worse will it need to get before people actually start discussing this?
(My pet solution is a guaranteed minimum income, enough to allow people to live comfortably with a decent amount of disposable income.)
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Could you imagine thirty years ago any business at all being worth that sort of money with a dozen employees?
Actually, since I thought of a couple of examples, make that fifty years!
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Minimum income or a jobs guarantee (which would be way better than unemployment insurance anyway).
However, whenever I wonder if society will re-organize to avoid that future, in which automatons provide a life of plenty which can never be consumed because everyone is unemployed, I think back to The Grapes of Wrath.
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I guaranteed income is the right solution, but I don't have much faith in it happening; especially in the United States. It goes against the ingrained Puritan work ethic.
When someone becomes unemployable, they currently either go on SSI, or are supported by their families. A TED conference predicted there could be up to 75% of the population in an unemployable state in a few decades' time. There is no way that 75% of the US population could be on SSI or supported by their families.
This isn't going to be pre
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Art and science. Both have an unlimited amount of effort that could be thrown at them. A lot of people don't have the sort of mental capacity or creativity to do meaningful or desirable work in those realms. But if you're looking for what to do with the masses you could do a lot worse than steering them into art and science.
Was this article drafted (Score:5, Insightful)
Someone found a thesaurus!
"The artifice of start-up culture is a portent of what is to come."
"At once the zenith of the cult of excessively educated bourgeois bohemians and nadir of a glossy new venture-capital-funded geek culture..."
This reads as a writers masturbatory exercise.
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Silicon Valley is unnecessary. (Score:2)
I suppose the value in starting a tech company in California is that you're closer to a potentially strong talent pool. But that argument goes out the window when you consider outsourcing or the appeal of H1B visas. Anyone intent on hiring American talent certainly could find it in most places if they look hard enough.
I suppose there's the belief in sharing of ideas and whatnot, but in today's world much of that has been rendered irrelevant by the internet. It's trivial to know what anyone's doing if you ke
Just be careful (Score:2, Insightful)
I can absolutely validate some of the comments on this thread as I've seen them myself, but what I really want to emphasize here, is that start-up
Famous for being famous (Score:2)
"Famous for being famous" used to be a Hollywood thing. (Angelyne [wikipedia.org] is considered to have invented this. In the 1980s, she rented billboards in LA to promote herself.) Now it's a Silicon Valley thing too. Paul Saffo and Vivek Wadhwa come to mind as heavily into self-promotion but lacking a track record of results. Nicholas Negroponte (MIT Media Lab, One Laptop Per Child) is close, but he actually got some real things done in his younger days.
As with Hollywood, it helps to be good-looking. Shai Agassi, form
Many misperceptions here. (Score:2)
The real VCs will not throw money out the window. Good luck getting a seed round right now. Many of the top VCs are refusing to do them now as the returns have been so lack luster. They want to see a solid team, and at least 3 months of numbers demonstrating traction. Then maybe they will partake in an A.
They are meticulous and they do their homework. On pitch days (twice a week?), how many dozens of decks do you think they see? Over the course of a year hundreds. Of those a partner will do maybe a dozen de
Watch out for the hype... (Score:2)
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Flickr's overlords that changde the UI to caca, yes. ;-)
Re:Dictator (Score:5, Insightful)
"the transformational potential of photo-sharing apps is more sinister and Orwellian than anything dreamt up by a dictator."
Flickr is worse than Hitler? What?
No, Milo's prose is worse than a triple shot cappuccino addled New York Times intern.
Sounds like somebody got a hold of something too strong at Burning Man. Slow down guy, it's not worth getting that worked up about stuff like this.
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I would agree Milo is laying it on waaaaay too heavy here....but, honestly, have you met the people he's describing? "Evangelists", "Community Developers", "Mentors", "Facilitators" and their ilk? They have no technical skills to value.
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well, the problem is that he has taken about 20 different groups and whatever and has combined them and then went wherever he imagined was his own reality...
His overlap between Burning Man and startups is not really that supportable. Actually, this reads like just a long diatribe of "Things Milo Hates" more than anything coherent.
seriously, go through that article and write down all the things he complains about and then draw a Venn Diagram of the items and how they overlap.
Re:Dictator (Score:4, Funny)
(If he'd had a modern PR team, he'd have branded himself Hitlr)
Re:Dictator (Score:4, Funny)
I think someone is upset at the changes Yahoo is doing now that they have Tumblr. All of his llama porn was de-indexed.
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Of course there is always the view that the language you "learn" with in school is largely irrelevant, learning how to develop software and solve problems is the skill. The underlying concepts are what's important, not that you understand the specific syntax of the language -- My undergrad program was taught *entirely* in Java -- I haven’t written a single line of Java code since graduation.
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wasn't there already a story about females in tech?
Yesterday's (Monday's?) story about whether Grace Hopper could get hired in today's SV.
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Yes! We must deregulate! A worker's paradise awaits!
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Sure, you don't see that use of waffle much (the failure to make up one's mind), but I can't agree that they constitute a massive failure of composition. Certainly, its no more a failing than using a French phrase to give an air of erudition to a simple point that you don't think those words work well together.