Half of US Nuclear Missile Wing Implicated In Cheating 313
mdsolar writes "Just over half of the 183 nuclear missile launch officers at Malmstrom Air Force Base in Montana have been implicated in a widening exam cheating scandal, the Air Force said on Thursday, acknowledging it had 'systemic' problem within its ranks. The cheating was discovered during an investigation into illegal drug possession among airmen, when test answers were found in a text message on one missile launch officer's cell phone. The Air Force initially said 34 officers either knew about the cheating or cheated themselves. But Air Force Secretary Deborah Lee James told a Pentagon news conference on Thursday that the total number of implicated officers had grown to 92, all of them at Malmstrom, one of three nuclear missile wings overseeing America's 450 inter-continental missiles, or ICBMs."
At Least ... (Score:2, Funny)
At least it wasn't launch codes on his cell phone. Let's all be glad about that.
Re:They have direct incentive to cheat. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:No real surprise (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:They have direct incentive to cheat. (Score:5, Funny)
Answer the fucking question.
You can't handle the truth.
Re:What are the questions? (Score:5, Funny)
example
1. When should you launch a missile?
a. Whenever you feel like it.
b. Now.
c. Never.
d. When your commanding officer tells you to launch.
e. None of the above.
2. Who can authorize a strategic launch?
a. Anyone.
b. The mailman.
c. County sheriff's deputies.
d. The POTUS
e. The tooth fairy.
Re:What are the questions? (Score:5, Funny)
Err, forget about that unblemished record.
Re:What are the questions? (Score:2, Funny)
Guys with wives and daughters have good reason not to push the button. Guys who can't get a date have nothing to lose. Finger, push the button! Submit! Submit!
Re: At Least ... (Score:4, Funny)
Are you claiming that General Jack Ripper is a nutjob conspiracy theorist? Next you'll be claiming that the fluoride in the water isn't affecting you when obviously it is.
Re: At Least ... (Score:2, Funny)
Amazing! That's the same combination I have on my luggage!