Biggest Dinosaur Yet Discovered 113
An anonymous reader quote the BBC:
"Fossilised bones of a dinosaur believed to be the largest creature ever to walk the Earth have been unearthed in Argentina, palaeontologists say. Based on its huge thigh bones, it was 40m (130ft) long and 20m (65ft) tall. Weighing in at 77 tonnes, it was as heavy as 14 African elephants, and seven tonnes heavier than the previous record holder, Argentinosaurus. Scientists believe it is a new species of titanosaur — an enormous herbivore dating from the Late Cretaceous period. A local farm worker first stumbled on the remains in the desert near La Flecha, about 250km (135 miles) west of Trelew, Patagonia."
advice to those who name dinosaurs (Score:4, Insightful)
quit using synonyms for very big. it's getting tedious. thank you.
Re:advice to those who name dinosaurs (Score:4, Funny)
Aw come on, what about "HUMUNGOSAURUS"? That sounds pretty bad-ass.
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without the "saurus" on the end sounds even more bad-ass, and then could be name for something other than a dino
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Give him x number of horns and make it -cerotops
How badass is that?
Hed have to breath fire or have Gatling guns mounted to get any badder!
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There is no reported evidence for horns on this fossil. In fact, in the whole Sauropodomorpha, there's only moderate evidence for skull crests and the like, but no horns at all, I'm afraid (as far as I can remember ; IANA sauropod palaeontologist).
Do you think people just make this stuff up?
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there is no evidence they had wings or beaks either, so I'm snickering at your signature
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Didn't you read Hennig when you were at school?
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.50 caliber sideguns it is then!
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the rest of us here already were calling her that; well, her ass anyway
Exwifeosaurus (Score:1)
...now that sounds scary
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It always makes me wonder how the new discovery must taste ,steak on grill. Lizard is generally one of the tastes like chicken critters, but by the time you get up to gator its got a pleasant uniqueness. Gimme a Steakosaurus Rex! If they ever recoup some $ from genetic research/farting around , it would be to resurrect some delicious species to mass consumables level.
The oddest meats can just be excellent. I could go on to the shock and horror of many, but we will keep this on topic.
Alligator is good, there
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Fantastic news for you, the dinos are actually ancestors of our modern birds, not lizards. We're talking white and dark meat, drumsticks, breasts, liver, necks for soup, eggs.......the entire culinary realm of poultry applies!
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Wilma Flintstone could do a cooking show.
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really? I didn't know that. Care to elaborate and give some examples of Argentine false scientific discoveries? because I'm from Argentina and know nothing about it.
thanks
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This, I am assuming, is also why there are a trillion different names for pot these days. I recently bought something called "Seal Team 303". It was nice, but I know that in probably less than two years, nobody will know what that "strain" is, because everything will have new names again.
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Horner has described a well-known problem in systematics - not just in palaeontology. Colloquially, it is known as the "lumpers versus splitters" problem (lumping multiple specimens into one "bucket" taxon versus splitting up your finds on the basis of small differences) ; it's a genuine problem throughout systematics. Unfortunately, when you've got living specimens you can go back to the field, find more, look at gen
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Just wait until we get to Ginormasaurus, then maybe Megalosaurus!!!
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Megalosaurus [wikipedia.org] already exists. Its original scientific name was "Scrotum humanum [wikimedia.org]". No, I'm not making this up.
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I doubt that it'll happen though. It might cause as much of a stink as suppression of Brontosaurus.
There is however considerable grounds for th
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The chances of "Scrotum Humanum" being accepted as a taxon are essentially nil.
We can accept silly names in the scientific community when they are not important, but when they're so central to understanding dinosaurs, and their discovery by modern man, silly names give idiots ammunition.
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There's a damned good reason for thinking long and hard before revising rule books : once you've revised the rule you've got to live with it's consequences. Or you admit that you were an idiot to vote for the revision.
This is science. Not populism. Or politics.
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You want the rule : it's first to name, and that's basically it.
If you want to go around calling a dinosaur "scrotum humanum", feel free, but everyone will think you strange.
It definitely breaks the rules in terms of nomenclature, but scientific naming changes all the time anyway, redefining species into other places, etc.
My personal pet peeve is "Reptile". That contains every land vertebrate that was not a bird, mammal, dinosaur or amphibian. What people don't mention is that mammals evolved from separat
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But the point of the question is - is the fossil figured in 1730-or-so (1)well-enough characterised to be considered identifiable - which is arguable unless the actual holotype is found (I don't think it's known, but the store-rooms of museums are strange and wonderful places); and (2) is the name scientifi
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I agree, it's so exponentially annoying that it literally makes my blood boil.
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Firstly, "titan" is only a synonym for "very big" if you're ignorant of any culture other than modern American culture. There's a seam of both ancestors and descendants of the Titan pantheon to be explored if you want some different-sounding synonyms.
Secondly, the ICZN rules (you do know who the ICZN are, and what their relevance to this is, don't you? Of course you do - you raised the subject.) express a preference for Greek or Latin roots for names.
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My, what a pontificating prattling gasbag you are.
Good names for taxonomy are descriptive, but you defend the non-descriptive useless ones, How unscientific.
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Can you give me a size reference in school buses, swimming pools or football fields? And not those European ones, Gridiron please.
how about giving size references in equivalent to a certain number of fat fucking American assholes :P
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Analogy (Score:2)
it was as heavy as 14 African elephants
Next time, could you please use car analogy?
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I can feel a monty python sketch coming on...
Re:Analogy (Score:5, Funny)
It was as heavy as a truck carrying 13 African elephants.
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it was as heavy as 14 African elephants
Next time, could you please use car analogy?
Let me get the banjo music going... It's like the relationship between your childhood Tonka truck with an up-armored MIL-SPEC- HMMWV.
I doubt it weighted THAT much (Score:2)
It wasn't fat, it was big-boned!
silly words (Score:2)
With a small herd of these pet pandasauri—and an enormous harvest of coprolignum—one could well up the Great Wall of China in record time. It would still required great hordes or workers, but the workers would be highly obedient. Anyone who slacks off would have their highly-prized long-handled trowel promptly confiscated. With no hall pass, it's crenellation duty for you. From there it's years fighting your way up the rank just to obtain the corner-pocket edge-finishing tool.
It peed 2 olympic sized swimming pools too? (Score:2)
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Metric would be Lamborghini tractors or VW Beetles, not Ford, you ignorant clod!!
Does anyone know what the largest possible is? (Score:4, Interesting)
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Speaking as a geologist, I keep the word "must" locked up in a drawer, the handle of which is wired to the mains to deliver an electric shock every time I touch it, and a loudspeaker booms out "Are you sure? 'MUST??' Are you really absolutely sure?" But then again, my pay cheque depends on being confident of the correctness of what I say, because back-tracking harms my client's confidence in what I say.
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I'd substitute "compressive" for "tensile", but yes, I'd imagine this fellow spent a lot of time wallowing in mud, a behavior I believe is ascribed to some other dinos.
The square/cube relation certainly affects birds: the larger ones have to employ soaring techniques to extract energy from air movement, in order to find food.
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This particular creature is alleged over 60 feet tall, and more than 10 times the height of a man, which makes it more than 1000 times the mass of a human.
Well.... no. If we take human height to be 2m and weight to be 100kg (This is me, by the way, I've just used these numbers for simplicity) :
Elephant = 4 metres or so, 2 * height, therefore should weigh 800kg. Actually, they weigh about 7000kg.
Giraffe = 6 metres or so, 3 * height, therefore should weigh 2700kg. Actually, they weigh about 1200kg.
The ea
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Someone who doesn't use "must" when they mean "possibly,maybe,perhaps"! Excellent!
TFA describes the environment as "forest". Which is not incompatible with an elephantine lifestyle, since they live in forests - and also
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Anything this big will be able to eat what it wants, generally. This is seen with elephants now.
Climate change and predation on young are about the only things that can stop massive herbivores.
That is, until humanity. There's lots of evidence for stone age people wiping out swathes of huge mammals, for good cause some of the time.
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There are pretty fair correlations in a number of places that the arrival of humans and the disappearance of the "megafauna" are coincident to within a few tens of generations.
And what is the mantra to chant when you hear the word "correlation"? All together now : "correlations are not, of themselves, evidence for causation."
There's also no reason not to think that a large part of the effect o
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What I meant by "good cause" was that hunting generally is much easier with things we can easily hunt. Getting rid of stuff that can easily kill us is a good thing, even if it is difficult. Humanity also drove off loads of large carnivores, not to eat obviously.
There's also no reason not to think that a large part of the effect of humans on the megafauna was by killing the young.
I agree, and that could be the predominant means of humanity wiping out things like mammoths. However, there's no evidence fo
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This [royalsocie...ishing.org] paper is probably the most influential.
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The Earth's rotation is slowing, mainly due to the tidal forces from the Moon. Current measurements estimate the length of the day increasing at 1.7 milliseconds per century.
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Bones are not the only thing that is dense.
My choice (Score:2)
paleontologists: prepare for the long tail? (Score:1)
"(...) largest creature ever to walk the Earth have been unearthed (...)"
If some words, manifestly "to this date" or something synonymous to them, are not
missing here, then article's author should prepare to travel to Norway for imminent
Nobel prize.
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Cool down, false alarm. (Score:2)
Biggest integer yet to be found! (Score:2)
You know, no matter how large a dinosaur you find, how can you prove that it's the largest?
Not without digging up every cubic meter of the Earth's crust to some reasonable depth.
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even then you can't, it's not like every animal (and we are limited to those with extensive bone structures) gets fossilized. If that were the case, fossils would be much easier to come across and much more complete.
One bone to rule them all (Score:2)
They do say that Jacob was the father of the 12 tribes of Israel - one bone for a whole new species, so to speak.
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They discovered, in a restricted area, around 150 bones from at least 7 individuals.
Which dispenses with your last phrase as well.
A very small number of specimens have been found with collagen and traces of not-incompatible-with-dinosaur DNA. But they were in very fine-grained rocks (silt to clay grade), which tends to inhibit the drying of the material and it's access to oxygen.
From the photos in TFA (which you evidently didn't R), the sediment is
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He's released a series on "How to fail at tax evasion and go to jail for it", has he?
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I just wanted to share a theory of mine about dinosaurs have you ever watched the Flintstones? How about ancient aliens?
Dude! Pass me that joint and the Fritos, man!
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Funny that you mention Fred Flintstone.
I was just thinking, 'bout an hour ago, about how Fred's 'car', to me, as a kid
looked like (had the same shape as) the provice of Gelderland in Holland.
I forget whether Fred's car was running to the left or to the right.
So now I'm off to google & wikipedia, to do a comparative analysis of said
province and aforementioned 'car', in order to finally put to rest a thought
that's been a 'cognitive harmonic' to me for some 45 odd years.