"Breaking Bad" At the National Institute of Standards and Technology 98
sciencehabit writes: Police are investigating whether an explosion inside a Maryland federal laboratory was the result of an effort to make drugs. Authorities who responded to the explosion at the National Institute of Standards and Technology found pseudoephedrine, Epsom salt and other materials associated with the manufacture of meth. Federal and local law enforcement agencies are investigating the cause of the explosion and if a security guard injured in the blast might have been involved. Sciencemag reports: "Representative Lamar Smith (R–TX), chairman at the House Science, Space, and Technology Committee, got involved today, expressing grave concern over the incident in a letter to Secretary of Commerce Penny Pritzker. NIST is part of the Commerce Department. 'I am troubled by the allegations that such dangerous and illicit activity went undetected at a federal research facility. It is essential that we determine exactly where the breakdown in protocol occurred and whether similar activities could be ongoing at other federal facilities,' wrote Smith in an accompanying press release. He has requested a briefing with NIST no later than 29 July."
Interesting... (Score:5, Funny)
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FTFS "I am troubled by the allegations that such dangerous and illicit activity went undetected at a federal research facility. It is essential that we determine exactly where the breakdown in protocol occurred and whether similar activities could be ongoing at other federal facilities"
The first sentence [and much of the summary] indicate that possibly illegal drugs were being made, but they weren't sure.
The second sentence was "How did this happen and is it happening elsewhere" [ie, it definitely happened,
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I doubt it. I'm actually very certain their thoughts are purely focused.
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Seriously? You are going to attack a message based on who delivered it? Well, my first link was from CNN, is that Ok with you? I then went searching for any report on what happened to them — is it my fault, that the CNN had no attention span enough to follow-up on the story?
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It is highly illicit, if you are using employer-provided equipment to do that — contrary to the employer's wishes.
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Point is, the actions are both highly outrageous and unimaginable to anybody — their bosses and critics alike — until both happened...
Re:I am shocked! (Score:4, Informative)
Re:I am shocked! (Score:5, Funny)
Reading the articles, baby.
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GP is apparently taking a short break from reading other peoples' histories.
Why would anybody do anything at work with a browser that the IT pukes would find and use to jack off to?
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Re:I am shocked! (Score:5, Funny)
Then you're doing it wrong.
Boring Life (Score:3)
Watching porn is not dangerous
You, sir, are not watching the right kind of porn.
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Of all the things in the world to be concerned about your government doing, it's watching naked ladies on the computer that bothers you the most? That's truly a bizarre thing to be focused on.
Also, we've elected clown many more than two times. 1980 comes to mind as one of the most egregious examples.
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The big skinny clown we elected this time around just needs the makeup. The big floppy ears are already in place.
His predecessor was nearly an Alfred E. Neuman clone.
But the one before that wasn't funny. Sexual predators aren't wholesome entertainment.
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Um, it happened under the previous nincompoop.
Read the article you linked. The "events which took our economy to the brink of collapse" occurred in 2008. The current nincompoop was sworn in at the end of January, 2009.
Don't you hate it when your partisan flamebait goes up in a puff of smoke?
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If you think the country is better now in 2015 than it was in January 2005, than it is you with the rose colored glasses.
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2005 was before the horrible crash that had been building up. We're better off in 2015 than we were on January 20, 2009, when Obama was sworn in.
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I'm sorry, I meant to type 2009, not sure how 2005 got in there. I did mean specifically just before Obama took office compared to now.
Unemployment/Underemployment/Labor participation numbers are absolutely abysmal, these are the true measures of a recovery, not how the stock market is doing.
not sure what to wish for... (Score:2)
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I agree. Which OU had control of the space? Where's the dirt? Is even there a single decent paparazzo left in science reporting?
I give kudos to the selection of the "special projects" building though*. Nothing like a remote corner of campus with sloped earthwork embankments around all the lab windows for doing something like this. Do you realize how much of a success this indicates for NIST's culture of safety (which they've been working hard on ever since that little Pu oops in Boulder)? Even their al
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But really kids, safety first! I am ashamed at the apparent lack of proper lab procedure. We must demand only the best meth labs in the nation at NIST! I'm writing a letter to my congressman.
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They usually like to blame music or video games. Can we blame cable television this time?
In fairness, this is pretty much all Obama's fault.
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And while you're at it, check local car washes to see if the receipts match up with the observable customer traffic.
Re:Heisenberg (Score:5, Insightful)
Or anyone with huge medical bills.
Old joke: Q: have you heard of the British version of Breaking Bad? A man finds out he has cancer and gets 5 years of free excellent health care.
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For "British" insert "The entire First World....oh, except for the United States"....
There, fixed that for you..
There are 2 tiers of health care in the UK. The NHS is the socialized medicine and has problems. There is a private system for those who want to pay. Look it up. It isn't a utopia, and neither is Canada nor is Cuba.
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Yes people do elsewhere as with all services, maybe it is because they are also the ones who are able to afford private medical expenses from the best in the world.
Re: Heisenberg (Score:3)
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Taxes can be spent on stuff other than giving a couple of guys millions for consulting on waterboarding, Star Trek set designers for the NSA and paying for dead wood executives on the FEMA payroll you know.
Wrong! (Score:5, Funny)
Doesn't sound very Breaking Bad... (Score:2)
Walter White would *never* blow up a building. Well, I mean, he blew up plenty of buildings, but not accidentally, and not the ones he was making meth in. If you suggest the building blew up due to the behavior of someone acting like he was in Breaking Bad, I would assume the building was being used as the headquarters of some nasty Mexican drug lord, and the dude had to teach the guy a lesson in badassitude. (Sorry, spoilers.)
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Meth Hype is Common: (Score:5, Insightful)
Take things with a grain of salt. Many of these "high tech meth lab" cases are someone using a couple of soda bottles and plastic straws to make meth with ingredients they bought at Walmart.
It may have been a random building worker doing this. If it were one of the scientists, I'd be surprised they'd be using drain cleaner as the sodium hydroxide rather than just getting some out of the lab. It's one of the most common lab chemicals.
Re:Meth Hype is Common: (Score:5, Insightful)
They suspect that a guard (injured in the explosion) was cooking it. The attempt in the title to link scientist working at NIST to the meth production is misleading. First thing I thought when reading it was "This meth must have been hitting and exceeding the specs". Then i start reading about pseudoephedrine, drain cleaner and Epsom salt... Well this is not how Walter White would have done it, is it?
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Well this is not how Walter White would have done it, is it?
That's the coward's way out, using drugs, where 90% of your synthesis has been done for you by already by some Big Pharma company selling pseudoephedrine to people who need to clear their noses.
"Now get me my phenylacetic acid... bitch!"
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Take things with a grain of salt.
Apparently, Epsom salt.
NIST? (Score:4, Funny)
They were probably just making a reference sample.
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They ended up growing some on the windowsill.
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It does make a person wonder how many university organic chem labs churn out drugs on the side, even if its only for self-consumption.
I would imagine by now that the precursor chemicals for relatively easy synthesis are controlled, but I would think a good PhD in organic chemistry would merely take that as a challenge and attempt a more complex synthesis which made the precursors.
Hell, if they were clever they may even be able to some of it (or even all of it) as a legitimate project if it somehow advanced
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These people are smart, they know which drugs are going to fuck up their lives and which drugs make life beautiful. People with pharmaceutical and medical training tend to avoid opiates, because they see the results of addiction in their patients.
That's really not it at all. Different people use different types of drugs for different reasons. People that seek to escape from life choose things like morphine, people that want to relax after work tend to choose things like marijuana, people that want to experience new things seek out psychedelics, etc. Smart people tend to be driven to discover new things, which is why they tend toward psychedelics - things like morphine are just the exact opposite of the effect they desire, the effects of anything
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You're forgetting more functional reasons -- like pain relief?
It wouldn't surprise me at all if more than a few long-time lab rats ended up with orthopedic issues from decades of standing in lab environments.
It's not a stretch from that to morphine synthesis to treat back pain.
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Breakdown in protocol (Score:1)
It is essential that we determine exactly where the breakdown in protocol occurred and whether similar activities could be ongoing at other federal facilities.
Sounds like the "protocol" might be changed from "treat everyone as suspicious" to "treat everyone as guilty".
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You mean like everything to do with meth already is?
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That precise experience inspired the sig I've had for a few years.
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Nothing here (Score:1)
Meth (Score:2)
Dude, just take a stapler or something (Score:2)
Dude. Just take a stapler and some pens or something. Everything has limits.
Politics (Score:4, Funny)
Here we go... A relatively routine law enforcement matter is going to become a political pseudo-scandal. Scientists are evil and corrupt, so how can we trust them about climate change or evolution? Perhaps the drugs were being made at Obama's personal request. Why else would Lamar Smith be taking and interest?
Waiting for it... (Score:1)
Hardly surprising (Score:4, Insightful)
Not all "cooks" work out of caravans (what they call trailers in the USA). Chemistry labs in universities are frequently used by students, and occasionally staff, to produce illegal drugs. Even Lidcombe Analytical Labs where seized drugs are tested for court has had similar incidents.
The (Oz) Department of Agriculture, Fisheries and Forestry used to occupy a building in Barton, Canberra. In the warren of large storage rooms in the lower basement filled with old furniture and equipment a cannabis grow room was once discovered. And two separate areas where people were living. No one was charged with the grow op, and it was quietly cleaned out. Two rooms along, sharing the same ventilation system was where the Quarantine Inspection Service dog handlers worked - and they would frequently do some of the "find the sock with the pot" training in the shared basement loading bays. Must of confused the hell out of the dogs (or maybe just the trainers). Especially given the number of IT staff who worked out of rooms in the same corridors and were known for using the same carpark for sharing a quick joint at lunchtime when it was raining outside.
Several times I'd gotten out of a lift down to the basement with people that reeked of reefer and we've all had to walk past drug sniffing dogs being walked the other way along the corridors. I often wondered if AQIS detection rates at the airport could have been a little higher.
That same building is now home to the Australian Federal Police - whenever I've visited the lower basement level I've wondered whether the tradition continues.
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"Caravans"? Um, we don't call them that here in the US. The "Breaking Bad" vehicle would be called an RV (recreational vehicle), and a trailer would be called a trailer. Anyway, cheers mate!
A house in a van is called a camper-van here. A trailer is what we load with rubbish to take to a tip. A house on wheels that you tow we call a caravan. What you call a trailer park we call a caravan park. A 4-wheel drive is called an RV.
"Cooking" in "trailers' parked in the "woods" is common [translates to] "Cooking" in "caravans" parked in the "bush". Have a good one buddy!
In other words (Score:2)
I wonder if it was legitimate research (Score:2)