Hellfire Missile Mistakenly Shipped To Cuba 142
HughPickens.com writes: NPR reports that a Hellfire missile that was supposedly shipped to Europe for military exercises in 2014 somehow ended up in Cuba. It's still a mystery as to how the missile reached Cuba but the incident has "confounded investigators and experts who work in a regulatory system designed to prevent precisely such equipment from falling into the wrong hands." According to sources, Lockheed Martin sent the missile to Europe for a NATO training exercise — and on its return, it ended up on a plane to Havana, where it was impounded. A US government official familiar with the situation calls it a "dummy" missile that lacks a warhead or guidance system. Originally designed to be launched from helicopters, Hellfire missiles have also been used to arm drone aircraft in recent years — one was credited with killing "Jihadi John" in a US operation. Since the missile arrived in Cuba in 2014, U.S. requests for its return have gone unheeded.
In other words... (Score:2, Funny)
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Not that they necessarily are better but being able to look at how other people solved problems and compare them with your own solution has always been one of my favorite ways to gain knowledge.
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It'd still be quite interesting to have a look at that missile. Even really basic things like hinges and reinforcement hull struts might give you ideas how to improve other missiles. Not that they necessarily are better but being able to look at how other people solved problems and compare them with your own solution has always been one of my favorite ways to gain knowledge.
If all it's lacking are the warhead and the guidance system, depending on what guidance system means, they might have everything short of the electronics necessary for function enough to fly. Is the guidance system partially dependent on the warhead? If a specialized warhead necessitates a particular way to control the device then this would make sense.
While the guidance system is a very, very important component, having a known-functional design including all of the concealed mechanical underpinnings
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If all it's lacking are the warhead and the guidance system, depending on what guidance system means, they might have everything short of the electronics necessary for function enough to fly. Is the guidance system partially dependent on the warhead?
I'm pretty sure that the warhead is coupled to a guidance system. If you read the published specs you'll see that each warhead comes with different guidance characteristics, or vice versa.
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> It'd still be quite interesting to have a look at that missile. Even really basic things like hinges and reinforcement hull struts might give you ideas how to improve other missiles.
No way they'd do that and risk violating the DMCA.
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All that was proved is that North (now a director of the NRA) sold weapons to Iran and Hezbolla not who ordered it. The Presidential Pardon that saved North from execution for treason and many other charges going right down to embezzlement implies that he was ordered to do so, but for all we know the real orders may have just been to find a buyer.
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It would be nice for once if conservatives held St. Reagan, The Divine, up to the same scrutiny they put on Obama and Hillary.
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I suspect it was not a mistake. You have to remember that our "Dear Leader" is not playing for the home team.
Alex Jones called - He wants you to come back because this is a comspiracy that needs looking into.
I heard it was Oblama, Helllary, Michael Moore, and Barny Frank, broke into the warehouse this missile was housed in, killed all the medal of honor winners who were peaceably having their Thursday night prayer meeting for the unborn babies and the second amendment, then held a satanic mooslim death mass, before shipping the missile off as a tribute payment to their leader, Fidel (God of the Democrats) Castroil.
You can use that as part of your conspiracy, reboot. Alex will love ya for it.
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Huh? What are you talking about, Obama and Moore as usual didn't show up, they're obviously too good for our li'l cult.
Damn wannabes!
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What's sad is there are people who think Cuba is a legitimate threat. I am not a qualified political scientist but I have been to Cuba twice and enjoyed my visits. I'm also fairly familiar with Cuban history - as mentioned in a previous post, I'm quasi-fluent in Spanish which means I do well enough when I go. I'm also probably going to go back if I can get the missus her passport before I end up going back home - probably just for a week visit. I like it there.
There is zero chance, in my non-professional opinion, of Cuba doing fuck-all with this. I'd trust Cuba with nukes. Seriously, I'd trust them with nukes. All they want, from what I can tell, is to be mostly left alone and to get fair prices for their sugar and cigars as well as being able to access some modern media more easily. They know where they live. They know what the world is like. There's no major underground rebellion forming/formed to oust Raul, Fidel has to be near 90 now, and they don't live in the Hermit Kingdom of North Korea - they know what the world is like and are seemingly pretty damned happy where they are.
There is, literally, not one iota of worry about this. I'd expect them, if they have it, to simply offer the damned thing back. Just giving it back would be great diplomacy and be a rather nice gesture to make. Kind of like being the bigger man type of deal. It's Cuba... They're not dangerous or anything. If you get the chance to visit then go. Jump on it, don't wait to be asked twice. Just go. It's absolutely fantastic and the people there are some of the most realistic, genuine, decent folks on the planet.
I've been all over the place and, really, I'd probably consider moving there if they'd have me. I never looked into it as I assume they don't want me. I'm retired and all and I've got plenty of money but I think that would be why they wouldn't want me. I can understand and respect that. Still, it's one of the most enjoyable places that I've ever gone to, and that's saying something because the agent lied (or was mistaken) and I did not, in fact, have any 'net access at all at the hotel and absolutely no connectivity with my phone the last time I went. Yeah, I had no 'net and still enjoyed myself immensely.
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What's sad is there are people who think Cuba is a legitimate threat. I am not a qualified political scientist but I have been to Cuba twice and enjoyed my visits.
The whole Cuban issue was just a weird sideshow, and teh Cuban expats were one of the few minority groups who would support Republicans, So they held enormous sway despit their few numbers. And they hated Castro, so the Republicans did their bidding.
It even got the Republicans to try to do an end run around their famous family values in the Elian Gonzalez incident, where Republicans opposed reuniting a child with his remaining parent. (we have found out since then that that the rights they champion end at birth) Obviously a child should be with their loving parent - I remember feeling badly for Marisleysis Gonzalez, who menatlally adopted the boy then fell apart continuously during the whole charade. But I digress.
I'm also fairly familiar with Cuban history - as mentioned in a previous post, I'm quasi-fluent in Spanish which means I do well enough when I go. I'm also probably going to go back if I can get the missus her passport before I end up going back home - probably just for a week visit. I like it there.
I'm going to go at some point, and have a bottle of fine cuban rum, and smake a cuban cigar - you know, the ones the politicians have all the time. Que Bill Clinton joke. I digress again...
I'd also love to see all the old cars they maintained since 1959.
Love to see old Havana.
Ohh - moving to Cuba. 99 percent of the time, it's probably damn near heaven. But it seems to get hit by a lot of hurricanes. My guess it would probably be like Key west. A bit cheaper place for all us parrot heads to live. Summers might be a bit hot for some though.
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I typed you out a giant wall of text and then I realized you probably wouldn't read it all. It was about the culture and the value of the automobiles as well as some details on how to get there before it is too late to bother going.
So, I'll redo it instead of sending you a reply that you won't read (and I don't blame you - I probably wouldn't read it all either.
However, right now you still can't go there strictly as a tourist. You can go, with permission, with some various regulations and anything can be co
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However, right now you still can't go there strictly as a tourist. You can go, with permission, with some various regulations and anything can be considered "educational." The first time you go, get a guide. After that, guide yourself when you get back. That latter is only realistically possible if you are fluent in Spanish or willing to show that you're working really hard to learn it.
There is a gardening show on radio with a fellow named Mike McGrath or McGraff. Based in Philadelphia. He was travelled to Cuba to to some lectures and research, so that probably fit the educational aspect.
Oh boy, the language. Having taken both Spanish and French in high school, I find myself in the awkward position of seamlessly switching back and forth among the two. Certianly Quebecois find me a laugh riot, because they have their own version of French. I'm a little better with keeping my Spanish to
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Having only your prior posts to base this on, I suspect you'll enjoy Cuba immensely. If you're fluent in Spanish then you'll be even more able to enjoy it.
Yeah, the insanity part of going to Cuba is, well, insane. I remember the Cold War, the Missile Crisis, and all that. I know from what it is based and, still, I look at it and it is silly. It reminds me of the insanity that is inherent in bureaucracy and I think the mental image of Vogons sums it up well enough.
Try a cigar, it won't kill you. Bring a few
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Try a cigar, it won't kill you. Bring a few back for your friends, they're dirt cheap in Cuba.
As an automobile aficionado, I'm in love with the newer models and innovations. I don't understand those who deem themselves some type of purist or anything. I've what can only be called a "stable" full of varied vehicles - most of which would be scoffed at by a serious collector. I've spent absurd amounts of money acquiring and repairing them. One of my favorites is a 1982 Volvo 245. I sent it out to the West Coast to have it torn apart and rebuilt. It's like a tank and it has rear wheel drive - it's fantastic in a foot of snow and more fun than most people would imagine.
The 245's are trmendous vehicles. at 30 plus years, it should be just about broken in at this time! When I bought my son and his fiance a wedding present, it was between a BMW M3 or a Volvo of I forget the model. Hard to go wrong with either, but he went with the M3. German engineering, or Swedish toughness and safety are hard to beat. If I didn't love me my Jeeps, I think I'd buy one or the other. And speaking of Volvos, here's one of my favorites https://upload.wikimedia.org/w... [wikimedia.org] A friend who is sadly
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It's a hideous orange but that's the color it came with from the factory. I'll grab a pic of it when I get home, if I remember, but I know I've put pics up online before - I just can't find 'em.
I have a 1973 Wagoneer, with a PTO even. It's not factory, however. It has a lift and different wheels as well as rack and brush guard - oh, and lights. They are still the correct shape! They just aren't the correct bulbs. They are still within the legal limits - I'm not an ass and I know it's a tall vehicle. It also
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Hmm... I can't be positive ('cause stranger things have happened) but a GIS for "1973 Wagoneer orange" looks like someone might have decided to claim they own my Jeep on Pintrest. It looks like they have older pics - after I'd had the lift and sneakers redone but not yet added the rack and guard. I dare say the pictures look an awful lot like I recollect the ones that I took. (I went digging a bit more to see if I could find pics.) Ah well... I should find 'em and send 'em a message, asking them if they want to sell. ;-)
Which brings to mind - I have one of the Toyota mini RVs. And since they are for some weird reason desirable, there are a lot of scams on ebay and Craigslist for the things. I belong to some yahoo groups of Toyhome owners, and many of them have had their photos lifted by these scammers.
If there is any for sale involved, you might put in a notice to the site. Although messing with the scammer can be fun too.
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Good thinking. I took a look earlier and, as near as I can tell, there's no indication that it is for sale. They seem to be claiming it belongs to them but the verbiage isn't all that clear - it looks like it's actually referencing a comment from elsewhere - buggered if I can tell from where. It looks an awful lot like mine - even the pictures do. 'Tis tempting to link, name and shame, and have some fun. However, I'm a grown adult so I'll *snicker* send an email along and see if they're aware that the vehic
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Cuba used to be a threat, back when they had the military backing of the Soviet Union. A USSR outpost so close to the US was dangerous indeed, as it would allow for the launching of a surprise attack. These days, they are no military threat at all - but old disputes die hard, and their human rights record is still poor.
Plus they sit so close by, taunting the US with their far superior public health statistics on a fraction of the per-capita medical spending.
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My issue with Cuba, is not Cuba.... but what Cuba could do... sell it to an enemy we do worry about :/
And the issue with Cuba and nukes, wasn't that they were Cubas... you think they would have been fired because Cuba wanted them fired? The Soviets would have kept the keys for those pups back in the day. It amazes me how much people have forgotten about the Cold War in just 20 years or so.
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I have no idea what you're trying to say. I'm quite aware of the facts surrounding the Cuban Missile Crisis. I don't think those are even debatable - being facts and all. Are you insinuating that Cuba would be a realistic threat today if they had nuclear weapons? I sense you're trying to say something but I'll be damned if I can suss it out.
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Now that I think about it - it would be the coolest conspiracy ever. Why? Raul could just have it unopened, hit it with some tamper-evident tape, and give it back. That would really be one of the most awesome diplomatic moves ever. I don't think anyone really wants to maintain the embargo any more. Well, some grumpy old people in Florida but, for the most part, nobody really seems to give a shit any more and nobody should be seriously taking Cuba as a threat to anyone.
Now, this conspiracy is entirely unlike
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You really need some help. Seriously. You and APK should go join some group therapy and get this sorted out.
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That's way too fucking paranoid.
Lets pretend that Obama somehow, for some reason, wanted to get a missile to Cuba. Would this be a smart way to do it? One where it's on record and looks ridiculous? Especially the conspiracy-theory version of Obama you are implying exists- that guy would have all manner of crazy ways to do things.
It's just like... man, can't you be real? You know it's not on purpose, and you know it's not some crazy plot. Can't you stick to calling out politicians for the shit they actu
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I suspect it was not a mistake. You have to remember that our "Dear Leader" is not playing for the home team.
You realize when you say things like that, people can tell you're delusional, right? Of course not. You're brainwashed.
A lot of money was spent to set up hate-radio, wingnut blogs, and Fox News to fill Conservatives heads with disinformation to keep them confused and angry, so they follow their worst instincts and vote for dangerously stupid, and malicious politicians. Unfortunately confusion and anger eventually led to mass insanity on the right.
The brainwashing that ruined people like you included cult
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You may be on to something. Obama probably used his marxist mind control to get Lockheed Martin to ship the missile to Europe and then have them send it to Cuba.
He's a really powerful wizard, you know. That's how he's able to be totally stupid, weak and feckless and the most devious tyrant the world has ever known, simultaneously. It's black magic.
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Heh... You know it's fucking crazy talk if people are suggesting we've a reason to worry about Cuba. :/ I already posted enough but it's kind of silly to worry about Cuba and yes, yes I'm old enough to kind of, sort of, remember the Missile Crisis. They mostly just want to be left alone but they do want some of those soap operas and Spanish hip-hop type stuff. Oh, and translated copies of James Patterson. There's no accounting for taste. (Yes folks, that's what is on those USB thumb drives that they spread
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From where I sit, the only interest the US government has in Cuba is Florida's 29 electoral college votes.
And those 29 votes are dependent upon Florida's 1.2 million Cuban-Americans who historically only ask for one thing: A hard line against the communist regime in Cuba. It's an easy call for any politician.
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I am in Florida, right this minute, and I just "yelled" to the missus who is in the bedroom. (I didn't have to yell, really.)
"Hey, will you look under the bed please?"
*rustle rustle* "Umm, okay?"
"Did you see a furry face with a groovy hat?"
"No, why?"
I didn't answer so she'll meander out in a little bit to see what the hell I'm on about. She's used to it. At any rate, there's no Castro under my bed. I have visual confirmation. Perhaps if we can get *all* politicians to stop taking a hard line against Cuba th
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So you're actually in lower Alabama. Ayup, there's no Castro in them parts.
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The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy is a lesson the US has learned may times, an
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No warhead. No guidance system. So basically we shipped them a big paperweight.
Or so the Pentagon says. But that's the same pentagon that lost the missile in the first place, so I wouldn't assume that they really know how inert it is.
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No warhead. No guidance system. So basically we shipped them a big paperweight.
Since it's solid-fueled it's probably launchable (no need to fuel it). No guidance means it can't hit a small or maneuvering target, and no warhead means it won't explode when it hits, but a 45kg object travelling at over Mach 1 coming through (for example) the windows of an office building could still ruin a lot of peoples' day. The Cuban government isn't going to do anything stupid with it, and they have probably have plenty of real, functional Soviet equivalents anyway, but it's good that this didn't fal
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No warhead. No guidance system. So basically we shipped them a big paperweight.
No, we shipped them a giant model rocket!!!
If you really want it back... (Score:1)
Then we'll fire it in the direction of some US spy plane.
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Except they're ground attack missiles. Very poor targeting performance air-to-air.
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Who the hell do you think you're fooling? Cuba's not even a toothless tiger, they're just toothless AND that's a good thing. You don't need to put on a brave face and be tough. I've been to Cuba, more than once even, and I loved it there. There's absolutely zero chance at Cuba doing a damned thing with it IF they even have it. The best thing they could do is just give it back. Better still, invite Obama down to come pick it up personally. It would be the most awesome diplomatic gesture ever.
Cuba's not even
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ZERO. For everything else, there's Cuban Express Card...
Actually the marked it "Return to Sender" and gave it back to the US Post Office. It's anyone guess what they did with it. It's probably been sitting in the back room of some remote post office in Nebraska all this time.
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> How the USPS manages to route a piece of mail addressed to Japan to Iran, is just as mysterious.
They probably stuffed it into the sack for "stuff destined for countries ending in -an", and then it got jostled later....
"Where do I ship this, sir?" (Score:4, Insightful)
"Says 'Hell' does it not? ship it to Cuba."
and so it goes
the joke was military command = ignorance (Score:2)
but hey, point well taken. unless you like dissenting with authority, and having stuff. in which case, Cuba is still a notch below, say, Langdon ND in the depths of winter. 50 below does keep much of the riff-raff out.
School girls (Score:5, Funny)
But boy do they giggle like school girls every time the next request comes in.
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Well they have our missle, we have 45 square miles of their territory.
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But we have wonderful relations with those Communists now. Obama told me so, right before he mentioned how ISIS was contained.
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If Cuba won't return the missile, that puts them in the company of Iran, who flaunted International law and precedent by not returning the U.S. spy drone which landed in their country, and North Korea, which still holds the USS Pueblo.
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Flouted not flaunted. The English, she is very tricky, no?
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I don't want to give North Korea any credit here but we are, technically, still at war with Best Korea - sort of. The war is still at armistice stage and there is no formal treaty and the US will not sign a treaty at this point because of their nuke program.
However, we don't have a damned thing to worry about with Cuba - seriously. I know, I've said this in the thread already but there's literally nothing to worry about. Canada is more likely to wage war on the US than Cuba is. (They're also able to do more
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If Cuba won't return the missile...
Well, it's still early days. They will probably return it once they have analysed it throughly; possibly in the form of finely ground powder.
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If Cuba won't return the missile, that puts them in the company of Iran, who flaunted International law and precedent by not returning the U.S. spy drone which landed in their country, and North Korea, which still holds the USS Pueblo.
Uhm.. Did you even think before writing that?
"Oh, no! They are not returning our equipment that we violated their territory with! Them are the bad guys!"
Yes, I'm sure the US will return any Russian spy drones flying over US territory too.
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Maybe they're not done taking it apart yet?
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We should give them hell.
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Cuba probably tosses those requests onto the pile of undeposited rent checks we sent them for Gitmo.
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Why, not how (Score:5, Informative)
It's still a mystery as to how the missile reached Cuba
On a plane. Says so in the summary.
Why it went to Cuba is the mystery.
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But how does military equipment like a missile get on a civilian plane in the first place? Did it drop off the truck at the military airport and get mixed up with someone's luggage at the nearby civilian airport or did they just use UPS?
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Wall Street Journal [wsj.com] seems to know. Sub-Sub-Sub-Contractor mix-up it seems.
The people familiar with the case said the missile was sent to Spain and used in the military exercise. But for reasons that are still unclear, after it was packed up, it began a roundabout trip through Europe, was loaded onto a truck and eventually sent to Germany.
The missile was packaged in Rota, Spain, a U.S. official said, where it was put into the truck belonging to another freight-shipping firm, known by officials who track such cargo as a “freight forwarder.” That trucking company released the missile to yet another shipping firm that was supposed to put the missile on a flight originating in Madrid. That flight was headed to Frankfurt, Germany, before it was to be placed on another flight bound for Florida.
At some point, officials loading the first flight realized the missile it expected to be loading onto the aircraft wasn’t among the cargo, the government official said. After tracing the cargo, officials realized that the missile had been loaded onto a truck operated by Air France, which took the missile to Charles de Gaulle Airport in Paris. There, it was loaded onto a “mixed pallet” of cargo and placed on an Air France flight. By the time the freight-forwarding firm in Madrid tracked down the missile, it was on the Air France flight, headed to Havana.
Attempts to reach Air France were unsuccessful.
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Vacationing with Rahm Emanuel
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Because it was put on a plane bound for Cuba.
Do I have to explain everything!?
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It's still a mystery as to how the missile reached Cuba
On a plane. Says so in the summary.
Why it went to Cuba is the mystery.
Pretty sure why is answered too. It went to Cuba because it was aboard an a plane that went there.
Overkill (Score:3)
Talk about overkill. A hellfire has a 20 lb high explosive warhead that can take out a main battle tank. They must have wanted Jihadi John killed really really dead.
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Well, we still don't have the technology to make missiles that slowly beheads with a blunt pocket knife.
Meanwhile in Afghanistan... (Score:2)
Meanwhile in Afghanistan, a marine is un-crating a gift basket with a letter expressing "joy and cooperation in our future". Nothing unusual with supply. Moves on to next crate without thinking about it.
OH NOES!!! (Score:2)
They lost a run-of-the-mill cold-war-era missile!?!? ZOMG TEH SECRET ADVANCED TECHNOLOGIES!!1uno
Cacafuego (Score:2)
Marco Rubio (Score:1)
I love how Senator Rubio fired off a public message condemning them for hiding the fact that they misdirected mail to Cuba. I can see the exchange now...
"You've been concealing the fact that you used the wrong zip code on our missile from the American People!" --Sen. Rubio
"And you've been concealing the fact that you're a Moron." --State Department
"Touche."
Old trade show trick (Score:4, Informative)
Show is over.
Everybody is tearing down and packing up; there is equipment and boxes everywhere; everyone wants to get home; no one is paying attention.
Wander by a stack of your competitor's boxes, slap your shipping label on top of theirs; wander off.
A week later you have their box on your loading dock.
Reverse-engineer at your leisure.
When you are done, call them up, tell them one of their boxes got misdirected, and where would they like it shipped to?
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Look for a 1953 Oldsmobile powered by a Hellfire rocket motor on the next episode of Cuban Chrome.
With the guidance fins welded to the rear-end. Sweet!
Shipped to where? (Score:2)
It sounds to me like the missile was to be shipped to an address in Florida, but it was placed on an Air France airplane that had an intermediate stop in Cuba.
Cuban customs found the missile and impounded it.
Is that a little closer to what happened?