Chat App Kik Beats Facebook To Launching a Bot Store

An anonymous reader quotes a report from The Next Web: "Messengers are the new browsers and bots are the new websites," Kik's Mike Roberts told The Next Web. The messaging app that's big with America's youth has launched a bot store and developer platform to support it. The Kik Bot Shop offers mini-apps that you can add to your account and either chat to directly or use in your chats with others. For example, at launch, there's a bot that inserts relevant Vine videos into your chats at your request, similar to Giphy's insanely popular Slack integration, and if you do prefer GIFs, Riffsy (which also powers Twitter's GIFs) has a bot for Kik. A Weather Channel bot can tell you the forecast on demand or send you a regular update, and if you're looking for beauty tips, Sephora's bot has you covered. There are 18 bots in the store at launch, but Kik is keen for developers to build more.

Kik, bringer of chaos

[zdzichu]

Don't forget, Kik is the company that indirectly started last shitstorm in JavaScript hipsternet: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2... [theregister.co.uk]

Re: Kik, bringer of chaos

[Anonymous Coward]

Kik has gotten me laid. I don't care what they do as long as it keeps getting me naive teenage ass.

Re:

[tom229]

Kids have lots of money. Many work and even more have parents eager to but their affection. Kids also have very few other life obligations so they are the most eager to waste it on frivolous things. I'm not a marketing person, but I would bet on teenage kids being the most profitable demographic, by a lot. No other demographic is going to work scooping ice cream for a month just to blow every penny on a pair of designer jeans to impress their friends.

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[N1AK]

It depends on the kind of product your selling. "Kids" might make the odd expensive vanity purchase, but even if I hadn't been quite so tight in my younger days there's no way I could match the amount I spend now overall; our current sofas probably cost more than we spent on household furniture in the first 8 years of living in our own place. As a kid I'd jump through considerable hoops to get stuff free, now I'd happily pay to avoid that hassle.

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[tom229]

The mark up on sofas is small and so is the purchase cycle. To use my example of designer jeans you're literally looking at markups in the thousands of percent, and they're only "cool" for a season. One of the most interesting things I learned when working in a warehouse for a hardware chain was that their bread and butter was screws, nails, bolts, etc. Why? Because they bought them by the pound for a few cents and sold them individually for more than the pound cost. The markup was insane. So all the lumber

Hold on

[Barny]

Wait a second, I am having trouble following. So there are bots that can be used to trigger messages and insert information, in chat... what is this, IRC?

Re:Hold on

[Thanshin]

The short answer is: Yes.

The long answer is: [bot insert] [giphy.com]

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[Anonymous Coward]

I'm under 30 and been using IRC since I was 8.

Its eaten, not 8.

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[Anonymous Coward]

IRC was doomed to failure because it was not controlled by a marketing company.

Anyone could run an IRC server. Anyone could use any client they wanted. Anyone could write a new client or server if they wanted.

Not sufficiently monitized, and too much control in the hands of users. Thus, people moved to services that give them less control and monitize them more.

Re: Hold on

[Trinn]

I still run an irc server you insensitive clod :-P

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[tom229]

When did IRC fail? I literally use it every day. It's still one of the best tools available for group chatting. And, as you mentioned, it's not centrally monetized or controlled so it will likely continue to exist way past kik or whatsapp fizzling out to whatever the next trendy chat software is.

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[tom229]

I don't recall a time where the general population ever knew what irc was. Furthermore, it's just a standard protocol, it's not hard to use. Find a server, give yourself a nickname and a channel and you're in. I would be thoroughly impressed if someone couldn't figure out how to use webchat.freenode.net. Your friends are just having problems with the design of the programs they are using to access the servers.

A better question might be why nobody has tried to monetize the irc protocol. I don't know that

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[NotInHere]

The bubble investors of silicon valley need a new hype to put their money into, so that they can sell more overvalued stocks of companies that did nothing more than register an "on the internet" (or "on the smartphone") patent and re-invent the wheel, but with added monetisation.

In their eyes, IRC has failed.

You see the death of IRC even on one of its strongholds: FLOSS projects. Many of the newer ones are moving to gitter.

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[GeekWithAKnife]

Sorry to tell you this but you can make bots for practically anything with API access.

Plenty of chat programs have bots. Telegram had them for a while now of course not as long as IRC...

IRC is just the ruined wasteland that was left behind before the so called "progress" that is social networking. ("Social" like Facebook or what I like to call mass emailing alerts with pictures for dummies as a service. It forms a catchy acronym; MEAPDaaS)

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[Big Hairy Ian]

It's not like half the accounts that follow me on twitter aren't Russian Hooker Bots

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[trawg]

Wait until you hear about Slack.

Bots are idiots

[Anonymous Coward]

Even though bots are idiots, stupid bots can still pass the Turing test, as long as the user is incredibly stupid.

Now personally I don't talk to anything that isn't at least as intelligent as I am.

Am I the only one

[ChunderDownunder]

... wondering what the heck a Kik is?

Re:

[Anonymous Coward]

Yes, because the rest read the title

Chat App Kik

Re:

[ChunderDownunder]

okay, smartypants but I've never heard of it. Maybe I need to get out more but my circle of old farts (with not an American teen in sight) is content with skype, facebook messenger, google hangouts or whatsapp, or an xmpp server on the lan.

and this is new?

[gbjbaanb]

So the bot that inserts chat messages like "I am a horny teen, wanna watch me on my cam", those are available on their store too, right?

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[dysmal]

It's like IRC meets AOL!

Greatest app ever

[silas_moeckel]

One that lets Kik be connected to from a standards compliant chat application? The whole here is our closed ecosystem is so 80's.

Welcome to 1998

[110010001000]

We were writing AOL/MSN bots back in 98. No one used them.

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[GeekWithAKnife]

Have you also noticed that no one uses AOL/MSN anymore?

I think it was down to marketing and user treatment...AOL abused and MSN failed to market the "value".

Now the question is this, why would anyone use Kik over WhatsApp or Telegram in order for these bots to be worth a damn...assuming the implementation of the bots will not degrade perceived user value or abuse them.

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[110010001000]

Actually AOL/MSN messengers have more users now then they did in 1998, simply because there are a lot more people on the Internet. No one is going to use a chat bot. We already have things like Siri, etc that hardly anyone uses regularly.

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[rmdingler]

The current internet is vastly different from 1998. 1998 was still more nerd world than 2016's vapid commentary of the aimless.

Write a bot now that acts like the user's sycophant and your retirement is secure.

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[dysmal]

Microsoft did that recently but didn't have the outcome you expected

Next up

[jbmartin6]

The next generation will revive telnet, then demand encryption

On the plus side...

[fuzzyfuzzyfungus]

"Messengers are the new browsers and bots are the new websites." Truly a chilling sentiment. On the plus side, until he and his ilk gain enough leverage that dealing with them is no longer optional, at least he is only building his own technological dystopia, not ours.

When did I get old?

[mlw4428]

I didn't use to be this way, but now I struggle with some of today's new technology. Why do I want to send stuff through bots as opposed to "uploading" through an application?

Re:

[Anonymous Coward]

I *am* big. It's the *pictures* that got small. - Norma Desmond

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[Gilgaron]

That's how I felt reading it... so it pulls Vines or whatever into a chat feed, so it would be like automatically posting things to your Facebook wall. So this is to maintain visibility on whatever platform the teens use with minimal effort. I think, anyway.... I don't even use Twitter so I may have it wrong. At least with the latter it seems it is only used these days to give people the opportunity to say something that will get them publicly shamed.

This spring...

[Anonymous Coward]

This spring, from the guys that broke the javascript ecosystem, a new discovery, bots for chat systems!

Bots vs Website

[fuzzyf]

If I get an errormessage or an empty search on a website it's ok. If I get dumb answers from a bot, I'm getting annoyed really fast.

People have very different expectancy of intelligent communication when "talking" to someone (even a bot), than browsing a website.

I tried the chatbot on ikea's website a few times, but only because I knew what I had to do to get a real live person on the line. It's so f..ing anoying to talk to that bot.

Chat bots are the best thing since push technology

[JoeyRox]

Oh wait...

2016: The Internet:

[kheldan]

Trolls trolling trolls
'Bots chatting with other 'bots

SmarterChild?

[danielsfca2]

Somehow I think this will become The Future the same way SmarterChild and its kin did.