Microsoft Will Stop Spamming Android Users With Office Ads In The Notification Tray (betanews.com) 110
An anonymous reader writes from a report via BetaNews: The notification tray in Android serves a very specific purpose. There's a clue in the name -- and it's nothing to do with advertising. Android user Thom Holwerda was upset this week when Microsoft Office for Android started to spam him with ads for apps he already had installed. There are many questions here, one of which is why is Microsoft ignoring Google's guidelines and using the notification tray to display ads? Thom, from the website OSnews, found that the copy of Word he had installed on his Nexus 6P was spamming him with ads for Excel and Powerpoint -- which he was already using. Mark Wilson from BetaNews contacted Microsoft and they said, "Our team is actively investigating the occurrences of these notifications." After pressing further into the issue, a Microsoft spokesperson said, "Microsoft is deeply committed to ensuring that we maintain the best possible experience for our customers in addition to complying with all applicable policies. We have taken the action to turn off these notifications. This update will be reflected in the coming days." In other semi-related news, users can now remove the 260-character path length limit in the Windows 10 build 14352.
Kindle app. too. (Score:1)
The kindle app spams the notification bar too.
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Uhoh (Score:2, Informative)
"Microsoft is deeply committed to ensuring that we maintain the best possible experience for our customers in addition to complying with all applicable policies. "
Uhoh, so that means they won't quit spamming you in the Notification Center, and clicking the close X will instead take you to the play store page for office.
Likely they will make sure there are 10-20 chime reminder sounds that will play too whenever the ad spam is onscreen.
After the next update they will raise he price of their apps and install m
Re:The usual evil from Microsoft (Score:4, Funny)
"Microsoft: Where '50 Shades of Grey' is not Surburban Wife Porn, but a Management Philosophy . . . "
(evil grin)
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apply this lesson to ALL notification trays (Score:4, Informative)
People don't like being spammed with ads in any notification tray. Learn your lesson, Microsoft. This applies to GWX every bit as much as it applies to Office.
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People don't like being spammed with ads in any notification tray. Learn your lesson, Microsoft.
Sorry to be cynical, but exactly how will Microsoft "learn its lesson" here? That phrase is usually accompanied by a punishment (or at least a threat of one).
But it's not like Microsoft will actually be "punished" for this. It's not like their sales of MS Office will go down significantly because of this. Microsoft has been selling a bloated office software suite for 20 years, and reasonable free alternatives have been available for at least a decade -- but every time this comes up here, you have a hun
Some day we'll all look back and laugh at this (Score:1)
Some day when our neural implants wake us up at 3am with notifications full of advertising spam, we'll all laugh and pine for the good old days when we could simply ignore the phone and go back to bed. We're already tumbling down the slippery slope. They can pretend to care and apologize all they want, we know the truth.
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Some day when our neural implants wake us up at 3am with notifications full of advertising spam, we'll all laugh and pine for the good old days when we could simply ignore the phone and go back to bed. We're already tumbling down the slippery slope. They can pretend to care and apologize all they want, we know the truth.
I am reminded of this:
Leela: Didn't you have ads in the 21st century?"
Fry: Well sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio, and in magazines, and movies, and at ball games... and on b
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Ads have gotten so bad that there seems to be a bit of a backlash lately, so there is hope. Ad-blocking has become mainstream, and I find the web to be a nightmare when I am on a device without it.
We cut the cord more out of frustration with ads than for cost. I'd rather watch old reruns on Netflix and pay the extra $4 a month for the mostly ad-free Hulu option than watch free TV with excessive inundation of ads. Fighting the losing tide against keeping Windows 10 off my home PC is more about fighting th
A good read (Score:2)
Venus, Inc.
by Frederik Pohl, C.M. Kornbluth
Subliminal ads projected onto your retinae. A very good and topical read. Published in 1984 no less. Think I'll go have a venus cola now, suddenly I have a craving.
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Of course he's condescending. He's from Microsoft and following police #1290.
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"OMG, they're spying on my secrets" (which by the way has been shown to be false)
Where was this shown to be false? The packets phoning home from Windows 10 are encrypted. No one but Microsoft can definitively say what they contain, and my trust for Microsoft has evaporated lately.
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Enemies that throw chairs at you are easy to deal with; dodge the chair, speak in slow quiet tones when he's nearby. Enemies that seek to undermine you are more difficult, you need to be on constant vigilance.
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If you block the telemetry by using your hosts file, it won't always work because some of this software ignores the hosts file and uses hardcoded addresses. You need an external firewall to block them, and remain vigilant to changing addresses. This is not something easy for the normal user.
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Microsoft policy #1292: If the media starts reporting on Microsoft being a dick, apologize and claim that we're improving the user experience.
Microsoft policy #1293: Blame the user.
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Microsoft policy #1293: Blame the user.
Isn't that one from the Apple playbook? You're holding it wrong.
Yeah, right? (Score:5, Insightful)
FTA: "Microsoft is deeply committed to ensuring that we maintain the best possible experience for our customers". This from the company that brought us trickery-based forced 'upgrades' to Windows 10? Who are they trying to fool?
Why do companies bother to say this kind of crap? Do they think we believe them? Is it a nervous tic? Maybe the marketing droid equivalent of boilerplate legal disclaimers? These assholes should really listen to themselves some time. Then again, self examination is clearly not something they're willing or able to do.
Maybe corporate person-hood, along with the legal rights it bestows, should also allow for corporations to be locked up in psych wards until their sociopathic / psychotic / schizophrenic symptoms and behaviours are under control and they're judged fit to return to society.
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Why do companies bother to say this kind of crap?
Because "we eat babies" doesn't look good on the annual shareholder report?
Do they think we believe them?
Ask the Trump supporters. I mean this is Slashdot but lets face it the world is absolutely full of gullible people. Companies make statements like this because paying someone $70k per year to draft up lipservice actually pays off due the the aforementioned stupidity of the human race.
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Ask the Trump supporters.
Please take your political tribal signalling to Reddit, where it belongs.
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Are you saying people don't believe trump and are lying in the polls or that Trump will actually do anything he claims he's going to do because in that case I'll ask people to mod you +5 funny.
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Always assume that what someone is telling you is bullshit unless there is evidence for it, that goes for what you tell yourself as well.
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Ask the Trump supporters.
Yeah, because Trump is the Devil, and Hillary is God!
God, grow up already, you are insulting yourself by posting that garbage.
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The needle has moved too far to one side. MS has entered the era of "consumers are ad consumers" -- Windows 10 "spams" ads in the notification tray all the time. After upgrading to Win10 I was constantly presented with "Get Office365 today - cheap!" - like multiple times. Apparently the same team was in charge of Android platform too.
When I type in the name of a program in the Start-bar - my work computer (Win7) provides results nearly instantaneously. My home PC (similar horsepower) running Win10 b
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Because corporations never say "yup, we're guilty, we're embarrassed that you called us on it, we are currently undergoing ethics training."
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Why do companies bother to say this kind of crap?
People tell lies all the time, and most of them don't bother me that much. Politicians lie, and I get it. They tell lies that people want to hear so they can get elected. White lies smooth social interactions. All kinds of lies. But this particular lie really pisses me off.
It often starts with words like 'To better serve our customers' or 'For your convenience' and then it says something that makes my life worse and less convenient. And it's so goddamn transparent.
'To better serve our customers, we ar
Re: Yeah, right? (Score:2)
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Impressive piece of understated sarcasm. Well done!
Android (Score:5, Informative)
One of the beauties of Android?
You can just "turn off notifications" on a per-app basis. It's literally like one press-hold and one click from any notification you see.
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The problem with this is that these apps may use actual notifications as well, which you'd also no longer be seeing.
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You're excluding a good deal of decent free apps. AdAway, blocks ad hosts at the hosts file. It's funny how some apps squirm and complain that the ad hosts appear to be down.
Re:Android (Score:5, Informative)
What possible notification could I actually want/need from WORD, FFS? It's a word processor, not a godsdamned calendar.
Re:Android (Score:4, Funny)
[Clippy] "GPS positioning indicates you've spent past 4 hours at an establishment known to serve liquors, and you seem to be texting a contact named 'ex'. Would you like me to assist you in editing the text message?"
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That wasn't the question. Considering the expected level of intoxication (causing difficulty writing) you'd *want* that notification. Whether it would do you any good is an entirely different matter.
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Cloud stuff, if you use it.
Google Drive/Docs will notify (if you want) about cloud uploads/downloads of documents in some cases. For example, if you set some large documents to be available offline they can take some time to be available.
I assume MS does something similar, but for all I know it's just there for Clippy.
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A better solution is to report the app and uninstall it. If enough do so, Google might annoy Microsoft by removing it from the store.
all of microsoft's software was (Score:2)
Asshattery deluxe... (Score:5, Insightful)
All the shit Microsoft have pulled the last year only mean that a lot of people gets pissed off.
Microsoft has become that guy in the office nobody can stand because he is a total asshole but they have to deal with him on a daily basis anyway - which means when they get the chance to get rid of him they will.
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Re:Asshattery deluxe... (Score:4, Insightful)
which means when they get the chance to get rid of him they will.
Unfortunately he's liked by the boss an therefore not likely to move on, so the best we can hope is not invite him to any social events.
Slashdot, no. Bad Slashdot. (Score:3)
In other semi-related news, users can now remove the 260-character path length limit in the Windows 10 build 14352."
How the fuck is that even remotely related?
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Because Microsoft? Just saying.
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Hello, I just took a big dump on the hood of your car. In other news, though, I stopped pissing on your door.
(see how not-entirely-evil am I now?)
Yeah, lets put two totally unrelated news together (Score:1)
Slashdot is not your personal blog.
Microsoft is becoming desperate... (Score:2)
...There are many questions here, one of which is why is Microsoft ignoring Google's guidelines and using the notification tray to display ads?...
Probably for the same reason that Microsoft is ignoring their own guidelines and making the "X" dismissal of a dialog box mean "OK, do it". [theinquirer.net]
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Microsoft is starting to look desperate for ongoing customers, and they have realized they cannot compete when they stay within the guidelines that everyone else respects..
This is not a QA fail (Score:2)
Marketing can never see a message delivered, be it a pop-up, pop-under, tray message, anything, as a failure.
Every impression is a success.
But the rest of the product team should be more circumspect, and recognize this for what it is - abuse.
QA is dead to me, Agile notwithstanding.
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QA probably verified that the ads came up when they should
What are they investigating? (Score:2)
So their app is pushing advertisements for other apps of theirs? What is this supposed to be? A glitch?
Windows 10 next please? (Score:4, Insightful)
I had to uninstall the version of Office that came with Windows 10 to get rid of the 'Upgrade Office Today!' notifications. I upgraded to LibreOffice, of course.
Enlightenment (Score:2)
Here's all you need to know:
Microsoft doesn't care what its users want, Microsoft cares about what Microsoft wants.
And now you know everything there is to know about Microsoft.