North Korea Unveils Netflix-Like Streaming Service Called 'Manbang' (bbc.com) 162
North Korea has unveiled a set-top box that offers video-on demand services similar to Netflix. The service is called Manbang, which translates to "everywhere" in Korean, and allows consumers to stream documentaries about Kim Jong Un and other "educational" programs, as well as five live TV channels. "If a viewer wants to watch, for instance, an animal movie and sends a request to the equipment, it will show the relevant video to the viewer [...] this is two-way communications," according to NK News. It reportedly works by plugging the set-top box into an internet modem, then connecting an HDMI cable from the cable box to the TV. A very small number of North Koreans will actually be able to use the device as "only a few thousand [...] have access to the state-sanctioned internet, in a nation of 25 million people," reports New York Daily News.
The name says it all... (Score:5, Funny)
Enough said.
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"The name says it all... Enough said."
more like enough said about quality of /. comments when most of the comments here are about a foreign word mispronounced and mistranslated.
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Different AC here. Yeah, but you knew it was cumming.
Re:The name says it all... (Score:5, Funny)
I would have given you that if it was an isolated incident. But... Taepodong? For a missile? Kim Jong-un knows Western culture, I think he's punking us.
Manbang and chill, dude.
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Not sure about that, but it's definitely a dong [nature.com].
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It's not mispronounced; the first screenshot in this article [nknews.org] shows that the menu item (third from the left) is in fact spelled "manbang" and pronounced (using X-SAMPA) as /man.baN/, equivalent to how a conservative English accent would say "man bang" (with open front unrounded A [wikipedia.org]) Here's the Wikipedia article on Korean phonology [wikipedia.org] if you want to analyse it yourself.
...Is it possible you're salty because someone forgot to invite you to participate in Manbang?
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a conservative English accent ... .. you're salty because someone forgot to invite you to participate in Manbang?
lol.
need i say more?
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anyway thanks for unwittingly supporting my original point; "more like enough said about quality of /. comments when most of the comments here are about a foreign word mispronounced and mistranslated."
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more like enough said about quality of /. comments when most of the comments here are about a foreign word mispronounced and mistranslated.
This, from someone who chose the username "sittingnut"? Come on, dude.
thanks for reinforcing my point.
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Well, on the same sort of theme, it is said that that the Labour leader in UK, Mr Corbyn, has a keen interest in manholes, This is not as unusual as it may sound - apparently this is quite common amongst the Tories, although Mr Corbin likes to point that his particular interest is in drain covers.
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I wonder if it will feature The Adventures of Kim Jong Un [youtube.com]
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Re:The name says it all... (Score:4, Funny)
Well, it depends on the size of the Taepodong you use.
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manbanging (Score:5, Funny)
So in a manbanging film would kim jung un be a bear, or a fat twink or what?
Re:manbanging (Score:5, Informative)
What part of 2-way was hard to understand!?
Kimmy kims is gonna get center stage, both ways!
While his fangirls cheer!
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if it's only two it can't be a manbang. we at least have to see that fat dumpy little fucker spit roasted
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Hehehe...he'd be self-basting.
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we at least have to see that fat dumpy little fucker spit roasted
Jesus, man. No, we don't. We really don't.
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I think what really sends them is the jiggling of his chins!
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not to mention the jiggling and jumping cheeks. no not the pair on his face
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Please, could we return to fart jokes and that 2girls movies, you're making me sick!
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The whole film will be over in about 10 seconds.
Re:manbanging (Score:5, Funny)
Too old (and fat) to be a twink, too smooth (I presume, judging from lack of facial hair) to be a bear.
In gay male social circles, the most fitting animal subculture would be "manatee," but that's a horrible thing to say about actual manatees.
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so on the topic of manatees they say every 35 lbs. overweight reduces effective penis length one inch (2.5 cm for every 16 kg). I'm thinking fearless leader might have a few in crater in that case, a kind of manatee mangina.
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I had a feeling the comments to this article would be hilarious.
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"fat twink" is an oxymoron. If you're fat you can't be a twink.
Fearless leedur on manbanging (Score:2)
"fat twink" is an oxymoron. If you're fat you can't be a twink.
YOu at beiung shutting up now! FAERLESS LEADUR CAN DOANYTHING! He want be fat twink, he be bestest fat twink workd HAS ever seen! You Donalds Trump is not half fat twink Faerless leadur can ever be! KiM will wrestle him to mud, like fat greasy fat twink he is!
you american no tell us what faerlus leedur can do, that why world so hate on you. We all be fat twinks just to show you what powerful NK peoples can do. We show you, but good! Fat twin
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You've missed the whole "Body Positivity" movement.
Now you can be plus sized and a beauty model.
You can be chubby and wear a bikini with pride.
You can make scales squeak and still flaunt your body and turn people's heads.
Don't you dare say you can't be a "fat twink". Think positive.
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Fat Twink after a Transporter accident.
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And no doubt we will soon see the Dear Leader in a music video under the title "Gangbang Style".
Uh huh. (Score:1)
I'll bet it's two-way, alright!
Re: Uh huh. (Score:1)
Always listening. Always... 1984
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But the great leader can do it!
Manbang? (Score:5, Funny)
NAMBLA. wants to be on Manbang.
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I thought NAMBLA would like a Boybang, aren't men a bit out of their age range? Or are they going for "best double team evar!"
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Uh, what? (Score:3)
Re:Uh, what? (Score:5, Informative)
A somewhat more laborious interpretation might be "in each and all places": http://endic.naver.com/krenEnt... [naver.com]
Re:Uh, what? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Uh, what? (Score:5, Informative)
Chinese, Japanese and Korean seem to be the most common languages for translation failure based memes. I think a lot of people assume it's just them being "weird" or something, but it's usually the western translator screwing it up. Two much over-used examples:
Do not want: This was from the English subtitles on a Chinese bootleg copy of Star Wars III. Vader screams "noooooo", but there is no word for "no" in Chinese. You can say things like "do not [do that]" or "is not [that]", or "do not want [that]". So the Chinese translator correctly translated it into Chinese, retaining the original meaning (do not want my wife and child to be dead) but the machine translator that converted it back into English couldn't understand the context.
Lack of context is a really common problem when translating Chinese, and to a lesser extent Japanese. In Japanese, for example, newspaper headlines often come out as "I went to some event" or "I found a large data outflow on the dark web", because the machine assumes talking in the first person and the word for "leak" becomes "outflow" because it can be used in that sort of context. For reference better translations would be "Visiting some event" and "Huge data leak found on dark web".
Over 9000: This is from an episode of Dragon Ball Z. A character called Vegita can't believe that his opponent Goku's fighting power level is over 9000 points, when most humans are in the single digits. In the original it was actually "over 8000". 8000 has special meaning in Japanese, it's kinda like the English "zillion", not always intended as a precise number but rather just some really unbelievably large amount.
The way the episode presents it, Guku starts off with a low power level and builds it up slowly. Vegita is counting it up, over 5000, over 6000, 7000.... It's a joke, a sort of pun maybe. So interestingly the western translator got it wrong, kinda, because they re-worded it a bit to fit the mouth movements on-screen with English voices and somehow ended up at 9000 in the count, but it became a joke unintentionally anyway. By chance and the skill of the voice actor hamming it up, the untranslatable joke was substituted with another.
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Any better offering for this famous mistranslation:
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/... [wikiquote.org]
Set us up the bomb
All your base are belong to us!
It makes for hilarious memes, but I am guessing it is supposed to be arm the bomb, and we will destroy you (or something like that).
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It's more like
"Someone planted bombs (in our base)"
"All your bases now belong to us!"
Man = 1000 (Score:2)
The Korean "man", which incidentally is actually pronounced with a long "a" to rhyme with the English word "on", is the same as 1,000 but can be translated as "infinite" in many situations. For example, a fountain pen is translated into Korean as a "1,000 year pen" or "man-youn-pil" (see here [wikipedia.org]).
The "bang", which is also pronounced with a long "a" to rhyme with the English word "on", means [en.bab.la] a "place" or a "room", as others here have noticed.
Thus this word (as with many Korean words) is a portmanteau [merriam-webster.com], in this
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Infinite places does not mean everywhere. This is a common misconception when dealing with infinite sets.
Suppose you have infinite many places, as many as the natural numbers.
You may have infinitely many places numbered by even numbers, while still not have the other, infinitely many, places with odd numbers.
So a more correct translation would be "in many places". But then again, if you are talking about infinite sets, the concept of "many" is also tricky, and leads into questions of set cardinality, ale
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Infinite places does not mean everywhere. This is a common misconception when dealing with infinite sets.
It's probably not unreasonable to assume there are a finite number of rooms in North Korea.
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Infinite places does not mean everywhere. This is a common misconception when dealing with infinite sets.
Suppose you have infinite many places, as many as the natural numbers.
You may have infinitely many places numbered by even numbers, while still not have the other, infinitely many, places with odd numbers.
So a more correct translation would be "in many places". But then again, if you are talking about infinite sets, the concept of "many" is also tricky, and leads into questions of set cardinality, aleph numbers, etc. which fortunately is a lot more interesting than the usual Netflix soap operas.
Uh, thanks Lars. Where would we be without iconoclastic pedantry on Slashdot?
Since we're being pedantic, you may wish to learn how to parse the phrase "loosely meaning".
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This is an excellent explanation, but I have a very minor correction. Man means 10,000 and not 1,000.
Gah. I worked so hard to make a good post and overlooked that! I keep getting fooled by the Asian grouping-by-four!
Thanks for the correction.
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That actually sounds worse.
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There are several words in Korean that could be translated as everywhere. Manbang is one of them.
According to Naver's Korean-Korean dictionary [naver.com] there are four different words spelled "manbang" (three with Chinese roots, one a colloquialism):
1. Every place
2. A synonym for manguk (all the nations of the world)
3. In baduk (the game Go), what is said when you tally up the points and the difference is at least 91
4. A colloquial abbreviation short for "manhwa bang" (comic book store)
Abbreviations where one com
Re:Uh, what? (Score:5, Funny)
I'm hesitant to search for 'korean manbang' on Google.
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Yeah, probably safer to leave that one alone.
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Alone? Alone, you say? In North Korea? That sounds ronery. So very ronery. [youtube.com] -PCP
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Wanna blow your mind, try whitehouse.com. Yep the US is in on it.
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Google translates "everywhere" as eodiena. It does not offer a translation from Koean for "manbang." I got similar results on other sites.
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And how does this go with the general "Don't fuck with us" message they try to send to the rest of the world? I somehow get mixed messages here.
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And how does this go with the general "Don't fuck with us" message they try to send to the rest of the world? I somehow get mixed messages here.
It's another simple mis-translation. A more correct wording would be "Don't fuck at us".
Manbang (Score:1)
best name ever (Score:5, Funny)
manbang and chill
What an unfortunate name. (Score:1)
Isn't 'Manbang and Chill' a capitol offence in the DPRK?
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It's ok, as long as you're not binging on Manbang.
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Bing on Manbang ok. Prease no Google on Manbang.
...unless perform courtesy wipe.
Manbang and chill? (Score:1)
It's not ambiguous at least.
Classic NK marketing! (Score:4, Funny)
With Manbang, one can watch as North Korean Taepodongs [wikipedia.org] deploy their payloads prematurely shortly after takeoff.
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Openly admitting 1984 state copies life streaming (Score:2)
Shouldn't this unsettle us if one of the most "progressed" 1984 states in the world copies the concept of life streaming to use it against its own people?
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Bad news (Score:3, Informative)
I refuse to support the N. Korean regime at any level. Any growth in their GDP will be redirected to their military. Purchasing the Manbang it tantamount to putting a down payment on a noose; one thread at a time.
I have some bad news for you [s-nbcnews.com].
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"defense"
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Here's the data when you account for GDP:
http://data.worldbank.org/indi... [worldbank.org]
The United States barely makes the top 20.
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Interesting.
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They actually trade with someone other than basic stuff with China?
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I refuse to support the N. Korean regime at any level. Any growth in their GDP will be redirected to their military. Purchasing the Manbang it tantamount to putting a down payment on a noose; one thread at a time.
Wow, that's quite the courageous stance! How do you deal with the pressure of all of the door-to-door Manbang/other North Korean imports salesmen these days?
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That is called in polite society "ordering a pizza".
At least that is what the videos I have seen seem to tell me about the pizza delivery industry.
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Korean Central Television HD now? (Score:2)
I don't think this box can pick up OTA analog tv.
Manbang&Chill (Score:2)
Manbang - shebang (Score:2, Funny)
SFW? (Score:1)
Milo should sue for trademark infringement (Score:1)
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Oh yes, one narcissistic wanker suing another one. Whoever loses, we win.
A few thousand viewers... (Score:4, Informative)
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You really think that they're not NATing, if for no other reason then to prevent the dear party members from offering content to the outside of the country?
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- If you're very well off or part of the elite, you use a separate computer.
- If you're not, but you're well enough off that you have intranet access, you can request material from the internet (usually re
1984 (Score:1)
Manbang (Score:2)
Two Way Communication! (Score:2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?... [youtube.com]
There brother thats what I want!
From the people who brought you ... (Score:3)
... the No Dong [missilethreat.com].
Oh come on... (Score:2)
We are completely being pranked. You win this round, Kim Jong Un...
"this is a two-way communication" (Score:2)
That sounds great. Will it help me do my exercise routine in the morning?
I smell a film franchise (Score:2)
On a more serious note... (Score:2)
In communist North Korea (Score:2)
The man bangs YOU!
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You mean like Mitsubishi [wikipedia.org]?
Not to mention the very unfortunate German soccer player Franco Foda [wikipedia.org], who was welcomed with roaring laughter in Brasil when he was sent into the game by his trainer.
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Glorious leader is not gay, glorious leader is shining beacon of loving his nation equally no matter what class or gender!
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