Regulators Criticize Banks For Lending Uber $1.15 Billion (venturebeat.com) 139
Federal regulators criticized several Wall Street banks over the handling of a $1.15 billion loan they helped arrange for Uber this past summer, reports Reuters, citing people with knowledge of the matter. From the report: Led by Morgan Stanley, the banks helped the ride-sharing network tap the leveraged loan market in July for the first time, persuading institutional investors to focus on its lofty valuation and established markets rather than its losses in countries such as China and India. The Federal Reserve and the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency (OCC), which are trying to reign in risky lending across Wall Street, took issue with the way in which the banks carved out Uber's more mature operations from the rest of the business, the people said.
Make the banks take the risk when an driver hit's (Score:1, Troll)
Make the banks take the risk when an driver hit's and kills / get's in a real bad accident and they try to get out of it.
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and THAT is the problem
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Totally a problem.
So enjoy your lengthy sentence for that buggy ass code you wrote, chump.
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in practice, they get to blame you.
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In theory, the people up the chain of command get a huge salary because they are responsible when something breaks. in practice, they get to blame you.
Of course. They are important to the company (that's why they make that huge salary). The company can't afford to lose them. However some cog way down the chain of command that makes a fraction of what they do (and thereby obviously isn't as important to the company as they are) is easily replaced so they are the ones that get blamed and get fired. Even if they do "resign", they get a seven or eight figure buyout and land somewhere else a few months later after taking a nice long vacation.
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They are important to the company (that's why they make that huge salary).
Janitors are important too, but look at what they make. A CEO not showing up for two months while he has a vacation in southern France and no one would notice. All the toilets in the company overflowing for two months and that would cause serious productivity damages.
So why are executives "important" if their absence is not missed?
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But, without all the shit the CEO generates, they might not need the janitors.
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They are important to the company (that's why they make that huge salary).
Janitors are important too, but look at what they make. A CEO not showing up for two months while he has a vacation in southern France and no one would notice. All the toilets in the company overflowing for two months and that would cause serious productivity damages.
So why are executives "important" if their absence is not missed?
A janitor is a cog. They can be easily replaced, and in most cases aren't even part of the company: most major companies outsource cleaning. Now, of course my comment was mostly sarcastic, as we all know that most cogs tend to do much more work than those higher ups.
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There is a difference between 'necessary' and 'mission critical'.
Which isn't to say CEOs are all 'mission critical', some are about as competent as drunk monkeys throwing darts at 'decision boards'.
If your Janitors (digital or mop) are 'mission critical', you are doing it wrong.
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Awful example, the engineer responsible for the forged data is being prosecuted and could spend 20 years in jail.
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If you would like to see the DoJ throw more CEOs in prison for wrong doing of their companies, demand it of your elected officials and vote them out if the refuse.
The DoJ under Obama hasn't been very strong on this, and people have now voted for Trump. If you think Trump's DoJ is going to do any better, I have a bridge I'd like to sell you.
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What part of my statement implied I thought Trump was going to do any better? I don't think Clinton would have done better either. Partly why I didn't vote for either of them. If we the people want companies to be held responsible, then we need to voice this as something we want of our elected officials, and vote for the ones who will do something about it. But the people seem fine with how things are right now, thus nothing happens. They'll moan about things, but ultimately when it comes to vote time,
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I think at the moment with allegations that his campaign team was in regular contact with the Russians and that the Russians may have something pretty nasty on him, I'd say there are a lot of Ds AND Rs who probably ain't so thrilled with him.
(And yes, I know, the dossier is problematic and may be false in part or in whole).
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What part of my statement implied I thought Trump was going to do any better?
You didn't, but you implied that the people could vote for someone who would do better.
My assertion is that they can't. The system is too broken for that to happen. It simply isn't feasible to get someone who will do better, with the way our election systems work.
they'll base their entire vote based if there's an R or a D at the end of the name.
And they have to, because of first-past-the-post voting. It's simply mathematically
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Sanders would at least have been more interested in prosecuting high executives, and he came close to winning the Democratic nomination. Whether he could have won in November is an open question with lots of unknowns.
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No, that's not an open question at all. Sanders would have won, easily.
Hillary wasn't that far behind Trump, she won the popular vote, but she screwed up (among other ways) by not campaigning in key states like PA that the DNC thought were "safe". Bernie was always much better about campaigning in places like that. Hillary's campaign was totally full of hubris; they really thought they couldn't possibly lose, especially to Trump. Her campaign was also full of condescension, esp. to the Bernie voters, an
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Wow, you're really a loon if you think that's a winning strategy: have Hillary pick a Republican running mate? That might pick up some R voters who don't like Trump, but it'll also cause tons of D voters (including everyone who considers themselves a progressive) to sit out the race or vote third-party. This strategy actually would have been great for getting the Green Party a lot more votes than they got with her crappy pick of Kaine.
Sanders *was* a qualified Democrat. He ran as one, and that's all you hav
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Aww, that's so cute...
Re:Make the banks take the risk when an driver hit (Score:5, Interesting)
The whole point of corporations in the US is so that nobody's liable for what corporations do. Corporations can't/don't go to jail, and a member of a corporations going to jail for something done under the auspices of the company is rarer than lightning strikes or lottery winners.
This is the result of corporate lobbying over the last 20 years, and the growing view (among the wealthy elite) that white-collar crime isn't really a thing. After the savings-and-loan collapse in the 1990s, over 900 bankers were convicted of criminal offenses [theguardian.com]; after the most recent (and much worse) financial crash, nobody in the banking industry has spent even a night in jail.
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There's been an entire attitude shift: Remember, civil forfeiture laws were created to steal boats and houses from rich criminals. Now, they're being used to steal a traveler's laptop and iPhone. Citizens who have won court cases against such theft have never gotten their property back, putting those police in contempt of court.
There were many complaints when NY police began 'stop and frisk' procedures but the courts have approved such fishing expeditions so the practice has spread. Police departments h
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Well, some were [cnn.com] gaoled. But mostly low-level, none of the big fish.
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"hit's", "get's"? Seriously?
Re:Make the banks take the risk when an driver hit (Score:4, Funny)
Where were these "regulators" when the banks were lending trillions on junk mortgages then reselling them to people as bonds?
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Re:Make the banks take the risk when an driver hit (Score:5, Insightful)
There was no regulation.
Congress "deregulated" that piece of the banking industry when it repealed sections 20 and 32 of the Glass–Steagall Act in 1999.
It only took the corporations 9 years to create a national disaster.
It turns out some regulations are very, very good ideas.
Death of Uber (Score:1, Troll)
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Can't they just not drive for uber? Or just drive for Lyft?
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Exactly. Why do people think they need to be white knights for Uber drivers? Uber drivers know what they are doing.
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Exactly. Why do people think they need to be white knights for Uber drivers? Uber drivers know what they are doing.
Your post reminds me of this clip [youtube.com] from Airplane.
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Usually, you don't have to worry about percussions with Uber drivers, except when you get one of those beatnik drivers. I try to stay away from them.
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I find the idea that someone can make anecdotal claims on the Internet and pass them off as a comprehensive study probably the oddest part of the parent's claims.
"Oh well, fuck employment law, because sometimes I take an Uber ride, and the drivers seem totally cool with it!"
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That's a claim that has already been attacked in multiple jurisdictions, and for reasons heavily covered on Slashdot. Just signing a contract does not make you a contractor; if it sufficiently resembles an employer-employee relationship, in many jurisdictions it will be deemed as such, meaning minimum wage laws, working standards and withholding tax rules apply.
Hey look everybody! (Score:2)
Found the cabbie scum.
Re:Hey look everybody! (Score:5, Insightful)
Some of us just expect them to follow the same laws that cabbies are required to. You know like the same insurance that's required for a commercial operator. Vehicle inspections, CPR training and so on. You know, exactly the same things that were put into law because cabbies had such a terrible track record that it was killing people.
Yes, how dare people demand they actually follow the law.
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Some of us just expect them to follow the same laws that cabbies are required to. You know like the same insurance that's required for a commercial operator. Vehicle inspections, CPR training and so on. You know, exactly the same things that were put into law because cabbies had such a terrible track record that it was killing people.
Yes, how dare people demand they actually follow the law.
I don't particularly like Uber as a company and I'm not at all happy with the current contractor vs. employee status quo in general, but if there was ever an argument for a libertarian-ish view of things, it would have to be here. You're describing things that aren't necessary or indeed pertinent to driving someone safely from point A to point B with the possible exception of vehicle inspections[1]. Simple performance tracking should suffice here.
Piling on the red tape to give it a veneer of professiona
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1. But how many fatal car accidents are caused by hardware failure? Surely it's a tiny percentage? Regardless, I don't see any reason to single out cabs for hardware inspections. Either everyone should be forced to get them or no one should.
Dig back through the news, you'll see the stories of "cabs with wood covering holes in floors" or people becoming sick because of fumes in the cab because of exhaust leaks or brake failures. Those cases are the reasons why 6mo safety inspections exist. What would happen is either the person or company would buy absolute rust buckets and use them to ferry people around. Round that out that those vehicles have very high mileage, and get driven very hard. Especially in city environments where poor roads h
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Vehicle inspections can be useful for safety. Adequate insurance is useful for when safety fails. If you're operating a dangerous machine, you're creating a danger for others, and should be in a position to deal with the consequences.
The difference between commercial and non-commercial auto insurance isn't in general government-mandated. Your insurance company will sell you a policy cheaper if you agree to no commercial use, because they expect the personal policy to cost them less. If commercial ins
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The point of Uber is not just a relabeled Taxi. Uber exists because Taxi's have a horrible tract record and are synonymous with shitty service, Uber exists because we want something diametrically opposite. It's shitty cabbies cannot compete on a level playing field, but they should campaign to fix their situation, not to drag others down.
Re: Hey look everybody! (Score:1)
Worldwide the medallion system used in some cities in the USA is pretty uncommon.
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That's great, you likely live in a city with no taxi-regulations. Good for you that you get to see the result of no regulation. Maybe you should visit a city with real taxi regulation where the prices are fixed and the safety and insurance rates are standardized and you know the cabby has had a background check.
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At the moment Taxi drivers are notorious for really nabbing passengers. Perhaps you are a couple steps ahead?
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While risky, Uber does actually have a bloody good business model. It's just that they are also unethical as hell, and does not give a crap about your privacy or your security.
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It's hard to call a business model that has thus far lost hundreds of millions of dollars a "good" business model. About the only way it is a good business model is that the guys at the top are probably taking in a pretty tidy salary, and will be walking away from the wreckage of Uber's bankruptcy with millions.
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When you consider that it's unlikely that the business model as it stands is likely to even work in many jurisdictions, due to the growing number of jurisdictions that are rejecting Uber's argument that its drivers are private contractors, I don't actually see a long term view here. Yes, they have the app, and that IP may be worth something, but the business model where you weasel your way out of paying minimum wages and withholding taxes doesn't look very optimistic.
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It's hard to call a business model that has thus far lost hundreds of millions of dollars a "good" business model.
Get your facts straight - they lost $2 BILLION last year alone. If they were losing just hundreds of millions of dollars, they'd be in a much better position than they are. How a company that loses $2 billion in subsidizing it's only "product" (rides) is worth $62 billion is stunning, and a huge warning we're back in an Internet bubble...
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It is one of those odd ones. I work in the tech sector. I also trade stocks as a bit of a hobby, not any real large amounts of money mind you, just money I don't care if I lose. Sort of my type of gambling.
I feel I should understand how stocks in tech will react and have some level of success in trading them. But I'm always wrong. If I try to use the logic of do the opposite of what I think, I still end up wrong. I simply cannot understand tech stocks and what earning results and announcements will ma
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Maybe because the banks aren't stupid enough to get suckered in by horseshit valuation like Wall Street is?
It's just a debt vs equity question. Uber figures they'd rather borrow than try to raise money with an IPO. Either way, banks or Wall Street brokers don't care about the risks. Their job is to package the debt or equity and get it out the door to investors ASAP. They won't be around if Uber falls on its face.
Right now, the debt vs equity decision is tilted heavily in favor of debt, given the overhead costs of regulations like the Sarbanes-Oxley Act [wikipedia.org]. Also, assuming that Uber does go public in the near futur
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Nah, I think they have it right. Read it again, as written: The government is "...trying to reign in risky lending". They want to be the kings of it :)
Uber is not a ride-sharing company (Score:5, Informative)
Ride sharing has a specific meaning, and Uber is not it.
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T'was an evil ship to be sure... but sailed, she has.
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Meh. When I'm in SF, most of the uber rides I take are shared. Not with the uber driver, but with folks I work with or with strangers.
Re:Uber is not a ride-sharing company (Score:5, Insightful)
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I have far fewer taxi experiences than uber.
Is public transit ride sharing?
Yes, risky lending (Score:1)
When every last customer and driver you have can walk away after a 3-minute download, how can that "lofty valuation" be justified?
What I don't get is how the company can be worth more than every last taxi medallion in every major US city combined.
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But they sound like something that costs less than a million dollars per year. Is the rest all spent on embezzlement services?
First, haha NO, servicing hundreds of thousands or millions of customers a day does not cost less than a million a year, try probably ~$50 million if you're doing it right.
Second, they're currently employing most of the former AI and Robotics labs folks from Carnegie Mellon and a few other large high profile labs in an effort to get autonomous cars going to the point where they can r
Re: What's the money for? (Score:2)
Bearings (Score:2)
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Disambiguate.
Thousand million.
Fuzzy foreigners are confused about Billion verses Trillion. (Statement is true from either side, but Euros are, on average, fuzzier in my experience.)
But where are the customers' yachts? (Score:4, Insightful)
...long long ago, an out-of-town visitor to New York was admiring the elegant vessels harboured off the Financial District; "Those are the bankers' and brokers' yachts!" exclaimed the guide. "But where are the customers' yachts?" questioned the naÃve visitor in response...
Is it just me... (Score:2)
...or, for a rather heavily-regulated industry, banks seem to behave in a rather cavalier fashion?
Important Lesson (Score:2, Insightful)
The 2008 crisis taught investment banks an important lesson. If you are politically connected enough, the government will bail you out if you screw up.
A lot of arm chair quarterbacks here (Score:2)
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You're demonstrating a fair amount of ignorance yourself here.
Banks don't just loan based on
The banks didn't provide the loans. The banks helped Uber secure investment from others, and likely made a hefty profit on their fees.
This is precisely why the regulators are getting grumpy. The banks have a history of disregarding whether they're providing those investors with a viable and sensible product or not - and that's explicitly one of the factors that led to the financial crash.
The banks haven't bet on anything. They've facilitated othe
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The government isn't criticising the institutional investors, its criticising the banks for their role.
So no, your comment remains utter fucking nonsense and you've failed miserably to understand the situation or my comment.
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You apparently don't know how the financial collapse happened. The banks took junk loans, sliced them up and packaged them as AAA (the highest rating) investment grade even though 80% of the loans were subprime that the banks KNEW were going to default. The banks then turned around an invested the banks money in shorting those very same investments.
The banks can't be trusted, and the investors can't know what the risk is when the banks lie about it. That is what the government is saying with Uber because th
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The banks can't be trusted, and the investors can't know what the risk is when the banks lie about it. That is what the government is saying with Uber because that's EXACTLY what the banks are doing again.
You appear to be violently agreeing with me.
Re: A lot of arm chair quarterbacks here (Score:2)
It's different this time. A new paradigm (Score:2)
Trust us.
Stop this government corruption (Score:1)
Nothing to worry about (Score:1, Insightful)
If anything should happen to these banks the U.S. taxpayer will be there to bail them out and make sure the executives get their bonuses.
Just like the last time.
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The problem with Slashdot these days is that 4chan trolls like yourself are here. There's should be a "-100000 4chan scumbag".
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My apologies. Hadn't had my first cup of coffee
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Kanye?