United Airlines Claims TSA Banned Comic Books In Checked Luggage For Comic-Con, TSA Denies It (boardingarea.com) 107
schwit1 shares a report: San Diego Comic-Con has become so much more than just a comic book convention. But comic books remain the heart and soul of Comic-Con. In addition to attendees being there to buy comic books, vendors flock to Comic-Con to sell their comic books as well. That's why participants in Comic-Con were shocked to find a notice waiting for them at the San Diego airport after Comic-Con: "COMIC-CON ATTENDEES: REMOVE ALL BOOKS FROM CHECKED BAGS." On Twitter, United Airlines confirmed the ban: "The restriction on checking comic books applies to all airlines operating out of San Diego this weekend and is set by the TSA. ^MD" Consumerist reached out to TSA and were told by a spokeswoman that the warnings about not allowing comic books -- or any kind of book -- in checked bags were simply not true. There is "no restriction on anything related to putting comics or any type of books" in baggage, and TSA never put out any guidance to that effect, she said. "In fact, they are allowed in both checked and carry-on baggage," the spokeswoman told Consumerist, adding that there were no delays in the processing of checked bags out of San Diego yesterday.
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6. All of those nonrefundable tickets would be required to be transferable. In the event that you got sick before the flight, or your grandma died, or you pulled jury duty, you could sell or give your ticket away to someone who could use it. Allow the carrier to charge a fee of $25 or so to validate and register the transfer of ownership, which would also be the fee and procedure for fixing a misspelled name on a ticket.
Airlines would immediately claim the return of Stalin, but they they would benefit a lot
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We are always testing procedures to help stay ahead of our adversaries. We were testing the removal of books at two airport locations and the testing ran its course. ~TSA
Usual United Airlines shenanigans (Score:3)
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And hard to break, dammit.
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And even harder to read
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Are the pages laced in drugs? If not the books were fucking worthless. And until you get some damn books dipped in LSD they can leave those things where the fuck they got them from, the trash!
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Airline employees don't have to pick them up if they're in your carry on. This is probably one of those great ideas some union guy had "and we can blame it on the TSA".
Union guys are already protected from overweight baggage.
Most airports will refuse to check-in bags weighing over 32 kg (even if you're willing to pay the overweight charges - most airlines accept up to 20 kg before starting to charge you extra fees), because that is the max. weight their employees are insured to lift, i.e. the insurance company wont pay for injuries resulting from lifting heavier things, so they don't lift heavier things.
I was told this once when I had a ticket which had unlimited baggage.
Re:Usual United Airlines shenanigans (Score:5, Interesting)
I've had problems with checked bags that have a lot of books. They aren't opposed to books as books. They become a black box on the X-ray machines that checked bags go through. I've watched TSA scan my bag and then search exactly the place where the books are, pulling each one out and looking them over. I almost wanted to shout over "it's a book, maybe if you knew how to read you'd know that..." but better judgement prevailed. Other bags packed similarly wound up with the "we searched your stuff" notices inside.
It could be as simple as a comment from an agent at the airport checked scanner to a United baggage handler that a lot of comic books packed together would cause more bag searches. Maybe. Maybe not.
I don't know any reason why United would put up such a notice without some prompting. They're much better off if you check the heavy stuff at the check-in because that allows them to know weight and balance and have the real baggage handlers deal with it, instead of you packing an 80 pound "carry-on" that you then gate check and has to be handled by the gate agents.
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When I moved home from Japan after several years of working overseas, the heaviest and costliest category of moving boxes I had left after selling off the furniture (I was getting married, so all new stuff in the new place) was my books. Today, that whole library would fit on a tablet.
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It is almost assuredly because of weight restrictions.
I know many years ago, when I was at University, all the Professors went on strike, so we didn't have any classes or anything for a couple months around Christmas. However as students we were required to keep up, and indeed when we returned sometime after Christmas break we had "Exams". My family didn't live anywhere in the same community, so I had to travel home the 2000km for the break. As such I took a large carry on and stuffed as many textbooks as I
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It is almost assuredly because of weight restrictions.
It almost assuredly is not. Weight restrictions are not based on what you carry, but on a simple weighing the bag when you check in. Maybe you don't notice, but there is a scale you set your bag on at the checkin counter (at every airport I've been to). The agent sees how much it weighs a long time before it gets to TSA. She doesn't care if you have 49 pounds of comic books or 49 pounds of feathers in the bag. United doesn't care if you have 49 pounds of feathers or 49 pounds of comic books.
United actually
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Books are heavy.
Isn't there a weight limit on checked bags? If so it doesn't matter.
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Just suck out the air. You'd be surprised how well feathers can be compressed.
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Just suck out the air. You'd be surprised how well feathers can be compressed.
Better would be to use your alchemist's stone to convert the 40 pounds of feathers to 40 pounds of gold. Three benefits: it's smaller, it's lighter, and it's worth a lot more.
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depends on how many comic books you can buy with 40£
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Books are heavy.
Aha! So people can use books as weapons, so books must be banned! :p
Beware! (Score:2)
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Its funny that not only do you not know how to spell, the fact that you have never even been close enough to a vagina to know what a "doosh" is, you are quite the "doosh" nozzle yourself. And maybe, just maybe, one day some woman will feel sorry enough for you that she actually lets you see hers in person.. Probably wont let you touch it unless you pay her 3x as much.. But at least you will get to see one.
This is how the end begins (Score:2)
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If you're gonna quote fake bible passages, at least get the syntax right.
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Um, they replaced their unix/linux machines with MICROSOFT.
Yes, they messed up systemd.
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My dad worked for them for 35 years starting just before the transition to jets, and I can assure you there is nothing I've seen so far, they cannot mess up with stupid mismanagement and/or lack of caring. They've even managed to mess up aircraft maintenance a time or two and crash a couple of planes as a result... But that's how big organizations always are. Inept, inefficient and dangerous if not well managed.
I will say this though, for an airline, they are one of the better managed carriers for it's s
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A few years ago, United was about the only US carrier to make a profit. Unfortunately, all of them made a loss on the business of actually flying planes. They all buy fuel futures to let them plan their operating costs in advance and United made a fairly hefty profit selling some of theirs when prices spiked. I don't know if they've managed to make a profit operating planes since then, but the economics of operating an airline is deeply strange. RyanAir, for example, gets sufficient subsidies from a lot
Er meh gerd, who to believe?!?!? (Score:5, Insightful)
On the one hand, we have United Airlines. On the other hand we have the TSA.
Let's just assume they are both somehow lying, incompetent, or both.
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Re:Er meh gerd, who to believe?!?!? (Score:5, Informative)
"While TSA is recommending that customers keep their comic books in their carry-on bags, there are no restrictions on packing them in checked luggage,” reads the statement. “We misunderstood TSA’s instructions and regret any inconvenience this may have caused our customers."
So basically TSA said "We really recommend you keep your valuable comics in your carry on." and United ran with it as "NO COMICS IN CHECKED BAGS!! BLARGHHH!!!!"
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More likely, it was something like this:
TSA: Passengers should not check their comics.
United: No comics in checked bags.
Quite possibly there was a meeting where the whys and hows were discussed, and someone taking notes just wrote "Passengers should not check comics" because obviously, everyone reading that would just understand that this is specific case #157 of the general advice to always keep your valuables in your carry-on. But then the person reading the notes sees "TSA says no comics in checked ba
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Why should TSA even make a statement about that? Do they fear that checked in comic books can radicalize travelers to the extent that they become violent?
This seems like a case where TSA should have realized that it wasn't their job and that they shouldn't take every opportunity to expand their responsibilities.
You need to think out of the box a little bit here. Have you ever known anyone who values their comic books? Checked luggages may be inspected (you wouldn't know and you found out later) and that could damage their books because those who inspect your luggage will not be careful or mercy. If the books are damaged, what do you think how the owner would feel?
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Turns out United is taking full credit
That's a strange approach to the situation. Given the parties involved I would always assume it's 100% United's fault and then be pleasantly surprised when it "turns out" I'm wrong :-)
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They were getting bad rap about TSA agents stealing stuff from checked in bags. Someone knew these comic books are valuable and might be tempting to finger dippers among the TSA. So they warned the attendees to keep their valuables safe.
United, on the other hand, was up to its usual level of incompetence.
Makes one wonder, if they are that clueless and that incompetent on public facing aspects of the company, what goes on in maintenance and scheduling?
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I know that this is probably a first, and enjoy it because you probably won't see it happen again:
TSA is not to blame.
Slippery slope... (Score:1)
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the comic books fans—and there was no one left to speak for me.
Where will it end?
I felt a great disturbance in the Force (Score:2)
As if millions of comic-book nerds suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
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As if millions of comic-book nerds suddenly cried out in terror and then said "Screw this, I'll drive!"
Hard to tell what to believe (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Hard to tell what to believe (Score:4, Funny)
Up until a few years ago the TSA is the lowest of the low, then someone at United turned to his friend and said: "hold my beer."
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For United Airlines to not come up worst in this tiff, it would have to somehow involve Comcast as a combatant.
ESRI User Conference had the same sign (Score:1)
I was there the week before for the ESRI User Conference and the same signs were posted in the airport. They said something like all books from the ESRI UC must be removed from checked baggage. I flew American Airlines.
Remove for security check (Score:2)
It appears this meant that books should be removed before the carry-on was scanned as part of the security check, and not that the books were not allowed back in the carry-on after the scanning and security check was complete.
It was likely a part of this pilot the TSA did, but United didn't get the message that the pilot was over with, or they didn't know the scope of the pilot:
https://www.insidehighered.com... [insidehighered.com]
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Why just fixate on ONE incident in the West. Islamist terrorists kill other Muslims pretty much daily They are a diverse bunch from many countries. It's not just the Wahabis. The Palestinians themselves were innovators in this area. Anyone that wasn't born yesterday remembers this. The same goes for Libya.
Syria just has a lot of poor fundies that refuse to use a toilet properly and breed like mice.
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Thanks for making it clear you're an antisemite in the first paragraph, so I didn't have to read your whole racist diatribe. Now go crawl back under your rock.
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Put both into a sack, get a 2by4, start hitting the sack.
You will hit the guilty party.
We should be able to charge them with something (Score:2)
Every time an airline claims their policy is dictated by the TSA and it's not, they reduce respect for and confidence in the TSA. They're going to keep pulling this shit until they start getting some hefty fines, or the idiots behind it do some jail time.
United retracted ban before slashdot article poste (Score:3)
It appears that United Airlines posted a statement retracting the ban before the Slashdot article was posted.
From United Airlines spokesperson earlier this afternoon:
“While TSA is recommending that customers keep their comic books in their carry-on bags, there are no restrictions on packing them in checked luggage,” reads the statement. “We misunderstood TSA’s instructions and regret any inconvenience this may have caused our customers.”
At 4:55 PM:
https://consumerist.com/2017/0... [consumerist.com]
At 5:15 PM:
https://www.theverge.com/2017/... [theverge.com]
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I wonder just which "instructions" the TSA gave them, and if they would be willing to produce a copy of these alleged "instructions" so that we may understand how they might have been "misunderstood."
Does Comiccon actually involve comics anymore? (Score:1)
In the uk the term seems to apply to a cosplay and specialised toys/jewelery fair...
United can justify anything on security grounds (Score:2)
Remember the occasion when a male passenger was allowed a full can of beer, but the female passenger sitting beside him denied a full can of cola for security reasons.
The real reason: Weight and balance (Score:1)
The real reason UA banned comic books was the weight and balance. People were trying to check 150lbs of comic books in their standard-sized luggage, and the planes cannot handle that kind of density for any additional cost. $1M in luggage fees can't make a 737 haul 5 tons of comic books in the luggage hold, not to mention the wear and tear on baggage handlers.
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Yes, but it's the average that counts.
In a normal flight, i.e. the kind airlines plan for, you have a handful of people who go over the weight limit, a few more that are close an most that don't come close to it. On average, you have a fairly low bag weight.
On a flight out of ComiCon, most bags are close to the weight limit or over. And that's something the plane can't handle.
Yes, it's the usual "oh we'll promise them something, knowing that most won't even come close to using it" bullshit that ISPs are pul
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I'm talking about the weight limit for the *plane*, not the *bags*.
There are also balance issues. I don't know if you've ever been on a plane where the captain has asked people to move from fore to aft, or vice versa, but it is pretty common. The center of gravity for the plane must remain within defined safety limits. It cannot be too far fore or aft or the control surfaces will not have sufficient authority to maintain stable flight.
Passenger aircraft are able to measure the weight on each of the landing
I suspect the concern was theft by TSA agents (Score:2)
Knowing comics in transit could be valuable, and fear that their agents may steal at an abnormally higher rate than their normally high rates of theft. So the instruction was really meant to be...
"Please keep any valuable comic books in your carry-on baggage and avoid placing valuable items in checked baggage as our agents are known to steal them."
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I thought the stuff they nick is kinda part of their salary? They aren't really expect to survive on the pittance they make, are they?
Confused (Score:1)
I thought comic con was about non-comic book related celebrity appearances and dressing up like a dalek?
People are actually still taking comic books to these things?
But we know what TSA really is (Score:2)
And the federal side has no clue as to what's going on. They're just propagating edicts and so rank and file TSA employees are interpreting those edicts and coming up with ridiculous rules.
The TSA Confirmed They Required The Removal (Score:2)
Quotes from the TSA:
We are always testing procedures to help stay ahead of our adversaries. We were testing the removal of books at two airport locations and the testing ran its course.
So, with that out of the way, you might be wondering why we were interested in books. Well, our adversaries seem to know every trick in the book when it comes to concealing dangerous items, and books have been used in the past to conceal prohibited items.
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But can I keep them in my carry-on? Or should my turds be checked?
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Hand them to the TSA, they need more personnel anyway, and with a week of training or two...
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Yep, no ban. United's official Twitter first called it a "restriction on checking comic books...", then later clarified that "You can still place the books in your carry-on."
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This may be a bizarre article, but it's about a bizarre thing that actually just happened, and which affects nerds.