Amazon In 'Advanced Talks' To Open Headquarters In Washington DC Area (theguardian.com) 101
An anonymous reader quotes a report from The Guardian: Amazon is in "advanced talks" to open its second headquarters in the Washington DC metropolitan area, the Washington Post, a paper owned by Amazon founder and chief executive Jeff Bezos, reported on Saturday. Amazon, which is headquartered in Seattle, is seriously considering an area known as Crystal City, a large residential and office complex in Arlington, Virginia, just south of Washington, the Post reported, citing unidentified sources. The Washington metropolitan area has long been considered a top contender. As well as owning the Post, Bezos has a home in the area. When the company announced a list of 20 top contenders in January, it included Washington and Montgomery county, Maryland, which is just north of the city. Crystal City is served by a mass transit system and major highways, both qualifications Amazon has said are required.
Less money spent wooing lobbyists (Score:5, Funny)
Won't have to fly to them or fly them to you.
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The US development model was really odd compared to the rest of the world. In the rest of the west, way back in the fifties and sixties they gentrified and moved into the cities and inner burbs and moved the poor into satellites town with express public transport to the city. Why you better off idiots choose to do the big commutes, I have no fucking idea. In the rest of the west, they made the poor do the big commute and the land was way cheaper out there and the problem would be out there, instead in the s
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Because if you can't piss off your front porch, the neighbors are too damn close.
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Crystal City is in Virginia, across the river from D.C. and near the Pentagon. It's already very gentrified.
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Why not take a walk through the neighborhoods of Anacostia.
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Yeah but with a black population still over 50% it's going to be a crime-ridden hell hole. i hope you like gangbangers!
You've never been to Crystal City, have you? It's a fortress of whiteness.
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The gangbangers are needed to drive all of those Amazon vans.....at $15/hr
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that would make it to hard for him and his family to get "their" bribes...
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Sure, I'll get right on that with some rando on the internet...
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I think you are confused. The bribes are collected by the agencies from the corporations, not the other way around.
Washington or Washington (Score:2)
Total chaos will ensue when amazon starts sending stuff to the wrong Washington.
There might be a logic to having it as many time zones apart as possible though.
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Exactly- Bezos doesn't really want to settle for only running the world's biggest retail department store, he wants control of the government. So where better to put the Palace of Bezos than in a place where he can directly offer "campaign contributions" to the nation's leadership?
Just what DC needs a (Score:3)
Just my 2 cents
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Bezos is an OTO [wikipedia.org] cultist.
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Stop trying to make me like him.
Re: Just what DC needs a (Score:1)
Thatâ(TM)s probably easier than trying to get him to like you.
It's a shame (Score:1)
Bezos was once known as a libertarian. You remember those small government folks.
Now he's become part of the big government problem. Just another hog feeding from the $4 trillion trough.
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Now he's become part of the big government problem. Just another hog feeding from the $4 trillion trough.
Spoken like someone who has absolutely no idea how staggeringly wasteful big government procurement has become. If only the government could get office suppies by Prime the taxpayers would save billions.
Does Amazon have blind-made pens? (Score:2)
If only the government could get office suppies by Prime the taxpayers would save billions.
Under the AbilityOne program established by the Javits-Wagner-O'Day act [wikipedia.org], the U.S. government prefers to buy office supplies made by blind people as a subsidy for their employment. Do Skilcraft [wikipedia.org] and other manufacturers employing blind people sell on Amazon?
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It sounds like you object to the Javits-Wagner-O'Day act entirely. How would you recommend to create conditions that allow self-sufficiency for blind people other than by encouraging manufacturers to employ them in making office supplies, as Skilcraft does?
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Proving once again that the only real difference between a libertarian and a crony capitalist is a bank account large enough to buy a politician.
closer to the swamp (Score:5, Insightful)
This can't possibly be for quality of life of the employees, given some of the other finalists. Nor is it likely for the largest subsidies, given how places like Newark were ready to throw everything plus the kitchen sink at them.
Perhaps it's for an employee base more amenable to CIA/NSA work
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This was always the plan (Score:5, Interesting)
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Anti-Business? (Score:3)
Meanwhile in Kansas [forbes.com]. I mean, when even Forbes calls you out on going too far into trickle down...
I don't think anyone threw in the pot though. I think they smelled the shit-sandwich that would be tax breaks and subsidies in exchange for very, very few jobs. You need Scott Walker grad levels of corruption to get away with that. It's like the Olympics. It's a disaster all around unless you t
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Say what? There is nothing slow about it, and it's pretty far from a pit.
"It was always DC Metro" (Score:1)
No big surprise... (Score:1)
My heart goes out to the people of DC (Score:2)
OTOH the other cities seem to have told Amazon to take a flying leap when they came calling ala Foxconn asking to be paid by the local government for a few hundred jobs, maybe DC isn't gonna roll out the money carpet.
Re:My heart goes out to the people of DC (Score:5, Interesting)
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I think you meant 'The Chamber of Commerce Types in cities.'
Regular people, small businessmen, etc. Not so much.
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who will be paying for this in the form of higher taxes to cover all the subsidies. It's like the Olympics, no sane person wants it in their city.
OTOH the other cities seem to have told Amazon to take a flying leap when they came calling ala Foxconn asking to be paid by the local government for a few hundred jobs, maybe DC isn't gonna roll out the money carpet.
As someone who lives in one of the 20 original cities I can breathe a large sigh of relief that we're out of the running. The only people who wanted it here were the politicians. No residents (including the tech community) wanted it and were quite vocal about their displeasure.
And every time the winter Olympics come up those same politicians get all excited about putting our hat in the ring only to be roundly defeated by referendums. The residents here at least seem to have a solid grip on what's going to b
It is Virginia (Score:2)
>"When the company announced a list of 20 top contenders in January, it included Washington and Montgomery county, Maryland, which is just north of the city."
So when it is just south of Washington DC, it is "Washington DC", but when it is just north of Washington DC, it is "Maryland"? This is the third article/summary I have seen say the same thing, from different sources.
And here it is in reverse, listing Virginia, but not listing Maryland:
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/01/1... [cnbc.com]
Amazon should be renamed 'Hydra' (Score:2)
Since it seems to have as many 'heads'-quarters as such a beast.
The better to bribe you with, my dears... (Score:2)
>To Open Headquarters In Washington DC Area
Much easier to buy legislation/legislators when the deals can be made verbally, up close and in person,
Isn't Crystal City already built-out? (Score:4, Interesting)
Does Crystal City (or at least, any part within sane walking distance of the Metro station) actually HAVE undeveloped land suitable for new development? The last time I was there, it already seemed to be pretty "built out".
The only advantage Crystal City seems to have compared to the area between Tysons Corner & Dulles is service by two metro lines (esp. yellow) into DC that *aren't* both completely choked.
The last time I visited Rosslyn, it was almost impossible to board the train at Rosslyn station, because every single outbound train from DC was packed to the point where you couldn't get on, and nobody actually GOT OFF at Rosslyn to make room for the horde at Rosslyn to board.
Frankly, I have no idea how Rosslyn station can possibly deal with Silver Line traffic ON TOP OF Blue & Orange, because it was 100% saturated years ago just by Blue & Orange alone. I'm guessing that the Rosslyn chokepoint was a major factor against a site near the new Silver line and/or Dulles... Metro isn't really useful as a travel mode in or out of DC proper if you can't actually BOARD at a station due to inadequate capacity.
I read somewhere that as a stopgap measure, they were exploring the idea of making Silver-line trains ~50% longer than the platforms... the idea being that middle cars would stop at every station, but cars at the front or rear would only stop at alternating stations (and lengthened platforms at suburban stations, which are mostly above-ground to begin with & fairly cheap to extend compared to mined-out stations underground).
Re: Isn't Crystal City already built-out? (Score:2)
Ok, THAT makes sense... except it still makes headlines that "Amazon is building HQ2 in Crystal City" factually incorrect. Potomac Yards isn't Crystal City, any more than Pentagon City is. All three are in Arlington, and all three are adjacent to metro stations (or will be), but none of them are literally synonymous with each other.
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It is a ruse, amazon was always going to end up in Washington DC. https://www.recode.net/2018/9/... [recode.net]
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Miami might still get a consolation prize (Score:2)
I'm disappointed that Miami isn't likely to get HQ2... but I'm still optimistic that we're going to eventually end up as a major Amazon business outpost anyway, if only due to our status as the de-facto business capital of Latin America and Jeff Bezos' own personal ties to the area.
My personal theory is that Miami was never really a serious contender for HQ2, but Amazon used it as somewhat of a bait & switch operation to get Miami to pull out all the stops and offer its best deal, which Amazon can NOW t
Re: Miami might still get a consolation prize (Score:2)
No, it won't. Sea level rise will make hurricane storm surge more damaging, but even if we did nothing to mitigate it, it'll be more than a few hundred years before Miami is under any daily existential threat from high tide... and quite a bit longer before any building constructed with sealevel-rise in mind (eg, on concrete pilings, resting on bedrock, first habitable floor at least 20-30' above sea level) will be in danger of destruction from it. South Florida is 100% non-seismic & can pile on the crus
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Re: Miami might still get a consolation prize (Score:2)
DC and NY are the real power base... but Florida is their playground, and where lots of their kids end up moving.
And... we're not *totally* a backwater. Citrix has a major HQ presence in Fort Lauderdale. IBM had a major presence in Boca Raton, whose spun-off divisions mostly still exist under new names & owners. Ditto for the former data-processing division of Eastern Airlines, which got purchased by EDS & (afaik) still exists today as a division of Verizon somewhere in Miami. Motorola still has a l