Some Business Schools Are Shutting Down Their MBA Programs (forbes.com) 165
The University of Illinois' Gies College of Business has become the latest school to announce that it is getting out of the full-time, on-campus MBA market. From a report: Instead, Gies will focus more aggressively on its online MBA option, the $22,000 iMBA, which has seen big growth since being launched in 2015. Why is Gies giving up on its full-time MBA? For one thing, the school admits it is losing money on the program. While it may surprise many observers given how high tuition rates are for MBA programs, many of these programs are actually loss leaders or "show" programs to get a U.S. News ranking. Secondly, applications to most MBA programs have been declining for years, evidence that there is less interest in the degree.
Just look at the numbers at the University of Illinois' full-time MBA, ranked in the top 50 by U.S. News. Applications to Gies' full-time program fell to 290 this year from 386 in 2016. The school actually enrolled fewer than 50 full-time students in each of the past three years. Even when apps were nearly 100 higher in 2016, Gies was only able to enroll a class of 47 students. There are a surprising number of schools in this same predicament. They have sub-optimally sized programs that cannot support the expenses required to deliver a quality program. And that is why we have seen a number of schools drop out of the full-time MBA market. The list includes the University of Iowa, Wake Forest University, Thunderbird School of Global Management, Virginia Tech, and Simmons College.
Just look at the numbers at the University of Illinois' full-time MBA, ranked in the top 50 by U.S. News. Applications to Gies' full-time program fell to 290 this year from 386 in 2016. The school actually enrolled fewer than 50 full-time students in each of the past three years. Even when apps were nearly 100 higher in 2016, Gies was only able to enroll a class of 47 students. There are a surprising number of schools in this same predicament. They have sub-optimally sized programs that cannot support the expenses required to deliver a quality program. And that is why we have seen a number of schools drop out of the full-time MBA market. The list includes the University of Iowa, Wake Forest University, Thunderbird School of Global Management, Virginia Tech, and Simmons College.
Re:First Trump U, and now this (Score:5, Insightful)
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Used to be a license to print your own paychecks. MBAs had a lot of momentum but now it's all STEM, which will itself run its course in a couple decades. It's almost funny; once all you needed is some professors and a $500,000 library in the woods in Pennsylvania to turn out some pretty smart young people. Now STEM is what sells and you need a $2,000,000,000 lab complex to attract applicants. Not sure how smart the grads are, if you're in the CS/AI end of it look at who waves the most research money...
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Re: First Trump U, and now this (Score:5, Interesting)
You guys don't really know what you're talking about.
One reason why STEM PhDs make less than they should is actually because academic institutions are exempt from HB2 limits. They can hire as many foreign post-docs as they'd like which depresses wages. And you can actually make decent money with a PhD in "clinical research," in industry.
Also, STEM isn't a fad. Over the past two centuries what STEM represents is the most substantial contributions to our society. I don't see how this can be argued against. Sure the moniker STEM is dumb, but science, engineering, and math are not.
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If it isn't possible to decide what is and what isn't STEM, then the acronym ha
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I make more than $60k, but it is in a totally unrelated field from my degree and I'd generally agree with your assessment. If I'd known I could start welding at 18 instead of going to college, not sacrifice years of my life, and start earning more money, faster, I might've changed my mind. Do your own research kids.
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It's understanding how your market changes and keeping pace with the changes. If the size of the market decreases, you need to be a leader, usually either being the cheapest or the best or most innovative..
Also many "STEM" careers (like system/network administration, factory automation, etc.) would better serve the people entering
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You know the wrong people.
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Don't underestimate the talent already here, H1bs are just a way to lowball wages.
Re:First Trump U, and now this (Score:5, Informative)
MBAs had a lot of momentum but now it's all STEM, which will itself run its course in a couple decades.
Uh, you do know that STEM actually stands for valuable longstanding concepts that have stood the test of time, right?
Let's hope and pray that STEM doesn't "run it's course". We certainly won't be worse off with a few less Masters in Bullshitting and Ass-kissing degrees.
The Buzz, and The Buzz-Kill (Score:1)
That 'buzz' can wear off once these same kids start realizing that the field isn't really for them and start some negative feedback about their choice on social media, etc. A little backlash goes a long way and can gain momentum fast.
The actual market need for STEM will not wane in any way, but the field could become over-saturated if it's seen as the
collapse of Western Capitalism immenent! (Score:1)
Re:First Trump U, and now this (Score:4, Funny)
Our president has an MBA...oh, I see what you did there.
Re: First Trump U, and now this (Score:1)
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Gosh, you're right. I knew he'd gone to Wharton, so I assumed MBA. Apparently, all he has is a Bachelor's in Economics. Must have washed out of Wharton. The only thing more pitiful than having an MBA is not being able to get one despite your father being very rich. I mean, even George W Bush has an MBA.
Never mind.
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As I understand it he only went to Wharton for the last year of studies just so he could say "I graduated from Wharton."
A lot of people do this, they go to an undistinguished college or school and then transfer to something more prestigious for the last year of their education, if they can afford it.
In Trump's case it seems painfully obvious that daddy paid a hefty sum to get his clod of a son into a "name" college so he could claim that he graduated from Wharton.
Trump's grades were C- and D-level at best,
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And yet he's a multi-billionaire
He'd be one of the richest people in the world if he had simply sat on what he inherited instead of of blowing it on failed casinos, failed airlines, failed football leagues, and bad hotel deals. And at best his true net worth is in the millions. Most of his money is from loans backed by over-valued and under-taxed real estate properties. He's doing everything he can to keep people from seeing behind that curtain, but the little dog will inevitably slip through and pull it back.
don't deign to debate dishonest men (Score:2)
won the first campaign he ever ran
Que? [wikipedia.org]
So the Reform Party now includes a Klansman-Mr. Duke, a Neo-Nazi-Mr. Buchanan, and a Communist-Ms. Fulani. This is not company I wish to keep.
Donald Trump
Whoo boy, getta load of his proposed cabinet.
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What exactly have you accomplished?
What have I accomplished? Well, for one thing I earned my grades and everything I've come by honestly, through my own work.
I accomplished not losing a billion fucking dollars in failed real estate deal after failed real estate deal.
I also haven't bankrupted 3 casinos, which is a business where people come with the expectation that they'll probably lose their money. Honestly, if you can bankrupt a casino then you're a fucking moron.
Someone could give me a casino and then put me in a coma for a year, and when
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If you listen to him or worse, read what he says, you'll realize that he's a fucking imbecile who never learned a damn thing. For example:
"Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the
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Actually, no he doesn't. He has a Bachelor's from Wharton. And Daddy had to buy that.
Re: First Trump U, and now this (Score:2, Insightful)
Try 30 to 40 years. You can learn everything MBA related from 1 or 2 books. You are paying for the networking. An MBA is meaningless if you don't develop the network. Which is the one and only reason to get an MBA. You learn nothing but develop contacts to get you into the job. There is zero skill or knowledge.
Re: First Trump U, and now this (Score:4, Interesting)
Though I fully agree: if you don't network during your MBA, you are missing out on an important benefit.
From mid-career credential to watered down degree (Score:3)
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Couldn't most degrees be distilled down to "Read this stack of books, memorize these sets of facts, and perform these written exercises"?
Anyway, I have an MBA. I enjoyed it a lot. I got a lot of benefit from classroom instruction and interacting with professors. And I got enough understanding of business that I was able to start my own business, which I ran for six years.
I live in a banking town, so there were a lot of folks there getting an MBA with a finance concentration. It seemed to be very beneficial
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MBAs have been a bit of a joke for the past 10-15 years, unfortunately.
Yep. The schools churned out millions of them when only a fraction of that were really needed.
A good MBA can do wonders for a business that needs one, but most don't need one OR they hire some dingdong who's only learned the MBA-Buzzword Bingo game:
That's why we need to be critically proactive in our customer-facing engagement cycle or we'll fall behind the capture curve and blah blah blah blah blah
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I think it's more about the realization that to be successful in business you need to actually have an education in something related to the actual business, or some other experience with it. Simply doing "mba things" isn't giving as much of a competitive edge as actually understanding the business itself.
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There's not much you can do post-conception.
Online classes are OK... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Online classes are OK... (Score:4, Interesting)
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it's also easier to cheat in online classes,
Cheat? But in-class is better? Don't you mean open book, open neighbor, or "open pen"? (I'm sickly today but really know the answer, so I'm just having him take the test for me.)
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Oh, dear, yes. I remember those from college. They required mastery of the material. Google and Wikipedia and the like have made it much easier to find examples to cut & paste into your exam.
Re: Online classes are OK... (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Online classes are OK... (Score:5, Informative)
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Yup, met my wife in college - way back before the web existed.
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Yeah, I met my wife at uni. Still married, seems to have worked out.
The last quarter was great, but challenges remain (Score:5, Funny)
Clearly, these MBA programs need to identify synergies so that they can be more impactful about incentivizing more student stakeholders thereby leveraging scaleout to maximize university revenue.
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Pffft, he's been automated. [jonhaworth.com]
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Universities need to be on the critical path to dramatically harmonise client-focused alignments fostering mission-critical frictionless relationships within current bandwidth constraints using Just-in-time methodologies and industry best practice. Bravo.
Re:The last quarter was great, but challenges rema (Score:5, Insightful)
Clearly, these MBA programs need to identify synergies so that they can be more impactful about incentivizing more student stakeholders thereby leveraging scaleout to maximize university revenue.
According to the summary, that's exactly what they did, but then it turned out they had a bunch of "rules" and stuff that limited it to qualified stakeholders. And so there was no increase in revenue. But they did increase the identification of synergies; applications increased.
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What they need is to find efficiencies, and opportunities to achieve economies of scale allowing them to use emergent technologies to simultaneously train vast numbers of like-thinking drones to apply the same systemically flawed theories to business ventures in which none of them has any practical knowledge, and fo
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Yeah, it seems to me that the problem here is, the MBA programs don't make enough money. They should just get some people involved in the program who know how to put together a business plan and budget things properly.
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If you haven't seen Weird Al's Mission Statement [youtube.com], it's awesome. Once you watch it, you won't forget again to monetize your assets globally through industry best practice.
Master of Bugger All. (Score:2)
Could be that people have finally realised that having a "Master of Bugger All" qualification didn't translate into being able to actually do things.
There's definitely advantage in teaching business to people, but the MBA was so often used by people who didn't have a clue to try and cash in and get a cushy job where they didn't actually need to know things, just dictate.
How naieve (Score:1)
Buggering all is, after all, a tried and true survival strategy.
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I always thought it was odd that people might do a B* in whatever then do an MBA without doing any, you know, actual work in between.
Where exactly, does the money go? (Score:5, Interesting)
For one thing, the school admits it is losing money on the program. While it may surprise many observers given how high tuition rates are for MBA programs, many of these programs are actually loss leaders or "show" programs to get a U.S. News ranking.
In my kinda "old timer" experience, delivering an MBA program could be done from professors' heads. No much in supplies was needed. the research done was mostly at students' expense. The industry visits done were kinda subsidized but not that costly I suppose.
So the question then remains: Where does the money go?
Re:Where exactly, does the money go? (Score:5, Informative)
So the question then remains: Where does the money go?
Posting anonymously for what will be obvious reasons.
Money-making Master’s programs (e.g. MBAs for business, PMP for tech) are generally started as a way to bring in additional money for a department or school... and, for a short while, it works well. But, from what I’ve seen personally, faculty gradually figure out ways to siphon more and more of that money towards things which benefit themselves directly rather than the department. Then the department is left worse off than before, since they’re still on the hook for meeting the needs of all those additional students.
Re:Where exactly, does the money go? (Score:5, Funny)
Hahaha well that was a fail.
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You're a Nonymous Hero
and so the new martyr to the anonymous cause (Score:2, Informative)
was born. Long live the memory of '93 Escort Wagon', his courage and resolve will be remembered for ever. He had the guts to sacrifice everything in the name of spreading the truth.
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They ARE MBA instructors, after all.
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Since MBA's are essentially the "Dark Arts Department" where you learn to cheat the tax man and the employee -- it only stands to reason that these tools would be used to siphon off money from the University. "We can't really put our finger on it, but for some reason, the MBA program leaves us with less money than we started with."
Maybe the frog and the scorpion parable might come into play as well. Overall, MBA's are bad and the people that teach them can't help but seeing how being bad will profit them.
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I recommend growing some balls and saying what you think and standing by it.
...said the AC. I'm surprised that you're not already at "+5, Funny".
Re:Where exactly, does the money go? (Score:5, Interesting)
Most schools seem to have enrollments of under $150, and tuition around $1,000 per credit. Adjunct professors seem to usually get at least $65k per 3-credit course, so they need >23 students per class to just break even on salary. Add another 5 students to cover facilities and minimal administration. If you get a “top” industry person, the salary is likely to jump closer to $100-120k, doubling all numbers pretty much everything. (When you get into business law then it is even worse.)
When you add tenured professors into the mix, the viability gets even worse, and then there are all of the “other” expenses in the mix like recruiting and outreach...
That said, I have no idea why someone would think an online MBA is worth over $20k! All it gives you is the degree and none of the real connections. The topics they cover are pretty damned basic, so the education value is minimal— it all comes down to the network you build.
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Add another 5 students to cover facilities and minimal administration.
The department is not really going to make substantial money until it brings in triple or quadruple the salaries of those involved, given the various administrative, benefits, facilities/space costs.
A good friend of my SO had her entire small department shut down at a major university, in spite of the fact that salaries of profs and grad students were easily covered by grants they had won, and so whatever teaching should have been "profit". But there was no meaningful profit from the university's POV until
Re:Not so (Score:5, Interesting)
Depends on the field I guess; an engineer I know teaches at UCLA for $65k for a single class, and another one teaches at USC for $35k for a 2-credit class. I knew another person teaching at UCLA Anderson (school of business) for nearly $150k per course, but I don’t know how many credits or if he was teaching or what the course was. People that are considered experts and active in their field are paid very well to teach classes, especially if the class is during the work day. Pay is generally commensurate with someone’s hourly billing rate, at about 4x the in-class hour requirement.
They are paid well because a tenured professor is also very well compensated, plus the benefits they garner. It becomes much cheaper to scale with adjunct faculty though.
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Greasing palms [youtube.com], mostly.
thank (insert higher power) (Score:3)
How meta... (Score:5, Insightful)
So the MBA-types canâ(TM)t figure out how to keep their on-campus MBA program profitable? The irony...
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Oh, I don't know, someone has a successful outcome and franchises it, the franchisees see dollar signs but are otherwise inept at running actual business due to lack of knowing fuck all about anything ... business collapses, life goes on.
The death of MBA programs is pretty much the end of the life cycle of MBA programs, really ... any degree people treated as magic, and then handed over their business to cluele
mo moneye (Score:1)
Growing the program is not the answer either (Score:2)
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But their job is to absorb and generate bullshit so that real workers don't have to.
So, they ran out of suckers? (Score:4, Interesting)
It's long been an open secret that once you get past the schools plausibly able to claim "top ten" status (which about the top 15 programs all did), the ROI on full-time MBA programs starts dropping precipitously.
By the time you were down to a school that can only call itself "top 50" (like Illinois), you were just throwing money away. It's not like anybody was going through a full-time MBA program for pleasure or cultural enrichment.
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Every one I knew of did so at the company's expense,
with the student receiving full salary while completing their degree.
In return, they had to agree to work at the company's headquarters
for a minimum of 5 years after completing their degree.
In fact, I have never known of any MBA's who paid for it themselves.
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Not necessarily. It is perfectly possible that skills trained by MBA programs are real, but in sufficiently small, specialized demand that the top programs train enough people to fill that demand.
By analogy, basketball involves real, trainable skills, that very definitely can command serious salaries. But the guy who just makes the 99.9999th percentile in the world at basketball skill isn't going to make much money, given the NBA only has 450 roster spots and there are 7,500 better players than him. If s
Can folks learn what's in an MBA differently? (Score:2)
Great plan (Score:2)
At last (Score:1)
Small wonder (Score:2)
Over in Europe, they can't build university extensions fast enough for US students.
An MBA doesn't teach you to think (Score:2)
Not much in an MBA program teaches you to think. It just teaches you what other people thought. And those folks were largely incorrect..
Not too surprising (Score:1)
MBA enrollment generally trends with the unemployment rate. When unemployment is low, MBA enrollments drop. When unemployment is high, a lot of folks register MBA programs.
MBA Has Been A 3 Step Process (Score:3)
1. Bleed them of a Humanity
2. Teach them Accounting
3. Fill their Vocabulary with Buzz-words
Evidence of this has been widespread for decades, and shows no signs of stopping.
Gone are the days of Employee Satisfaction and any real efforts toward employee retention. Christmas bonuses and decent work-to-life ratios are gone, with vacations and decent benefits being nearly unheard of among the rank and file.
There are to many stories of Good Employers retiring and leaving CPAs in charge only to have the company suffer horribly in the aftermath.
If anything, the MBA courses need a serious overhaul, with Humanity and employee care being made a substantial part of the equation.
The "Bottom Line" business model has been killing the economy for too long
Supply and demand (Score:1)
I wonder if there is less demand because the market is flooded with them? As someone else mentioned, it use to be a ticket to print your own paycheck. My guess is that people figured this out and rushed into the programs. The market flooded and drove down demand. When everyone has an MBA, you need something else to set you apart.
I have known people that have gotten various degrees for the piece of paper. They want the pa
Similar to law schools (Score:2)
For years, people in the legal profession and graduates of law schools who can't use their degrees have been sounding dire warnings about enrolling in law school. There are dozens of blogs dedicated to nothing more than begging students to stop giving law schools money.
I live near NYC -- NYC, Chicago and LA are pretty much the legal epicenters of the country. There are _plenty_ of people who graduate from a top 14 law school and coast directly into a partner-track job with big law firms in these cities. The
Here's what I learned from a Microsoft MBA (Score:2)
Years ago I dated a young MBA , she worked for Microsoft in Belgium then at the Redmond campus.
She told me that MBA stood for 'Mediocre But Arrogant'.
I laughed too hard, in her professional opinion.
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