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The Almighty Buck Technology

15,000-Square-Foot Las Vegas Doomsday Wellness Bunker For Sale For $18 Million (cepro.com) 71

CIStud writes: The 1.05-acre lot near the Las Vegas Strip houses a 5,000-square-foot home built in 1978. Beneath the five-bedroom, six-bathroom home across the entire property is a 15,000-square-foot subterranean concrete and steel rectangular-shaped doomsday wellness bunker outfitted with an array of lighting control that highlights a pool, spa, waterfall, trees, guest house, barbecue, fountain and 500-linear feet of floor-to-ceiling illuminated murals. While the home's lighting mimics dawn, dusk, day and night, CE Pro notes that it's not automated or tied to an astronomic clock. "In order to change from day to night to dawn to dusk, the user has to physically flip the lights switches on multiple banks of fixtures, each one containing four separate colored fluorescent tube bulbs," the report says.

The home has been for sale for nearly two years at a price of $18 million. All furnishings and one year of caretaker and upkeep are included in the price.
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15,000-Square-Foot Las Vegas Doomsday Wellness Bunker For Sale For $18 Million

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  • by spiritplumber ( 1944222 ) on Thursday June 11, 2020 @06:29AM (#60170242) Homepage
    will there be room for all the securitrons though?
    • Seriously, if society collapses that badly, expect some local warlord to arise with a dozen followers to come Negan the place.

      In computer science theory, it's the difference between decision theory, where you try to solve a problem (radiation, disease, societal collapse) and game theory, where the universe works against you. Like Yucca mountain, do you design for long-term survival of the ravages of time and the occasional person poking around, or do you design for a concerted effort to break in.

      • Agreed, but it's hard to say whether the appeal of this to whoever buys it is really "doomsday."

        It's Vegas. Just having a decent-sized, quiet space with cool colors and a fountain where it's not 110 degrees with an off-the-charts UV index would have some appeal.

        But if anything it reminds me of a Casino, with their 24 hour artificial lighting that destroys the perception of time. It's like the Forum Shops as Caesar's palace which has a domed sky with clouds painted on it and all. It's a weird, not-out

    • by tragedy ( 27079 )

      I'm not getting Fallout from this. I'm getting the movie Blast from the Past. Seriously, this basically seems to be the underground house that Christopher Walken's character hides his family in when he thinks the Soviets have attacked.

      • by Tensor ( 102132 )
        I thought the same. It is hard not to think they're related somehow.
        the movie seems inspired by this
  • Is it a place to feel refreshed and fabulous before WW3?

  • by Rosco P. Coltrane ( 209368 ) on Thursday June 11, 2020 @06:39AM (#60170266)

    Just imagine what this might look like with a 21st-century upgrade with lighting control and fixtures!

    Just don't use IoT, if you don't want your fancy bunker to go dark when the internet goes down, or when Linksys or Amazon decide to EOL your light controllers.

    • by thegarbz ( 1787294 ) on Thursday June 11, 2020 @08:08AM (#60170420)

      It's a doomsaday bunker, it should be setup with backups of all vital cloud services including a duplicate of Nest's backend, and the Pornhub back catalogue.

      • by EvilSS ( 557649 )

        It's a doomsaday bunker, it should be setup with backups of all vital cloud services including a duplicate of Nest's backend, and the Pornhub back catalogue.

        I'd be more worried about backup power, otherwise it's all useless anyway.

  • by DrXym ( 126579 ) on Thursday June 11, 2020 @06:48AM (#60170280)
    "Doomsday wellness bunker"

    Though in reality it's just a house with a horribly decorated giant basement. I don't know house prices in Vegas but 18 million seems a tad excessive.

    • by LostMyAccount ( 5587552 ) on Thursday June 11, 2020 @07:29AM (#60170336)

      An acre of land "near the strip" as described would probably explain the price more than a big basement would.

      Although there's the open question as to what the Vegas economy is going to be like over the next few years thanks to COVID-19.

      • Since the "Vegas economy" consists mainly of organized crime ripping of stupid people, I think there are plenty of directures to venture to. Like selling some stupid market aggregation Ponzi scheme to Softbank, for example. :) Or making iDevice accessories with more vanity and overvaluation than anyone else.

      • Although there's the open question as to what the Vegas economy is going to be like over the next few years

        Let's see... you coop up the entire population of the world for months on end, forcing them to live as modern day monks or nuns...

        And then you have questions about if Vegas will flourish immediately as the people are released from months of chastity?

        • I like Las Vegas. Maybe more than most people. I spent last Thanksgiving there, where we looked into some properties for sale as a potential vacation/second home location. It's got great access to the outdoors, all the nightlife of the strip, and hey, legal marijuana as well.

          But I'm in no hurry to get in a COVID tube and fly there or spend time in the crowds there until the risk of infection and disease is much lower. rt.live is showing the R(t) value for Nevada possibly as high as 1.4, I can only guess

          • I like Las Vegas. Maybe more than most people.

            Walking around Las Vegas is like a browser page filled with ads, everything around saying "click me! click me! look at me!" There is good stuff there but it really needs a hosts-file ad-block.

  • One: 18 million is a wee bit outside my budget. Two: you'd have to live in (or at least near) Las Vegas. On the other hand, perhaps you could go visit Penn and Teller. Penn, at least. You can have a lavish house in Vegas for what it would cost you to have a modest apt. in San Fran.
  • While the home's lighting mimics dawn, dusk, day and night, CE Pro notes that it's not automated or tied to an astronomic clock. "In order to change from day to night to dawn to dusk, the user has to physically flip the lights switches on multiple banks of fixtures, each one containing four separate colored fluorescent tube bulbs," the report says.

    It was built in 1978, before Arduinos.

    If you've got $18 million to buy this then another $100 for some relays and an Arduino with RTC module won't be a problem.

    I'll do the coding for $50/hour.

  • by dtmos ( 447842 ) * on Thursday June 11, 2020 @07:20AM (#60170326)

    After doomsday, where does the electricity, water, air, etc. to support the bunker come from? Where does all the sewage and trash go?

    • If this was at all well thought-out, the plumbing carrying the black water would be fed through a biogas digester (the resulting gray water would be used for hydroponics and/or distillation) and the methane would be fed to your generators*. You'd still need a source of power to make up for your losses though (at least if you wanted "discreet full subterranean"); that's where the RTG comes in. A small, surplus unit from a Soviet satellite would do nicely; just keep an eye on Craigslist.

      *Obviously you run th

      • I don't know what RTG means, but I do know that RTC means Real-Time Clock, so I'll assume RTG means Real-Time Grog. Glad to see another Monkey Island fan!

        • LMGTFY. First hit, even. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... [wikipedia.org]
          • Thermoelectric modules, though very reliable and long-lasting, are very inefficient; efficiencies above 10% have never been achieved and most RTGs have efficiencies between 3–7%.

            Yikes. Talk about wasting energy.

            • by imidan ( 559239 )
              Yes, but you're wasting energy from a source that will last a very long time. The ESA is talking about a new Americium-based RTG that has only a 3.5% power drop over 20 years. Now, as long as you're only trying to operate a collection of relatively low power sensor packages, you're in business.
    • by thegarbz ( 1787294 ) on Thursday June 11, 2020 @08:11AM (#60170428)

      Where does all the sewage and trash go?

      Usually what happens is that alarms go off and the sewage and trash flee to the bunker.

    • Well, given that the outside WILL already consist sewage and trash... ;)

      For air and water: Filter, purify, recycle. The ISS teaches you half the job. And it's not like bunkers haven't been built to protect people from poisonous gas attacks before. A nice self-cleaning micropore air filter and reverse osmosis system will probably suffice. Electricity should be easy in such a sunny and probably windy place. For energy storage, you will probably find enough electric car batteries around you to last you for cen

    • by OzPeter ( 195038 )

      After doomsday, where does the electricity, water, air, etc. to support the bunker come from? Where does all the sewage and trash go?

      Years ago I heard a quote to the effect of that all the people stocking up items in their basement are merely playing at doomsday prepper. The genuine peppers own a farm in the boonies and have been learning how to live totally off the grid.

    • After doomsday, where does the electricity, water, air, etc. to support the bunker come from? Where does all the sewage and trash go?

      15,000 square feet will hold a lot of poop.

    • After doomsday, where does the electricity, water, air, etc. to support the bunker come from? Where does all the sewage and trash go?

      It's a wellness bunker, not a doomsday bunker. When doomsday hits, anyone in a wellness bunker feels OK about it until the power goes out. Then they're just sitting in the dark.

  • by jfdavis668 ( 1414919 ) on Thursday June 11, 2020 @07:29AM (#60170334)
    I mean, what kind of staff is included? If I'm going to spend this much to survive, I'm certainly not going to do the cleaning.
  • Dancefloor (Score:3, Funny)

    by UngodAus ( 198713 ) on Thursday June 11, 2020 @07:32AM (#60170340)
    I love that they remembered to include a sturdy stripper pole on the edge of the dance floor. Very thoughtful.
  • OMG is that ugly! (Score:4, Interesting)

    by Qbertino ( 265505 ) <moiraNO@SPAMmodparlor.com> on Thursday June 11, 2020 @07:47AM (#60170370)

    Imagine someone stuck in the early 60ies doing interiour decoration with late 70ies plastic. You could shoot an episode of a Fallout or Bioshock spinnofff series here and wouldn't even need to redecorate. Creeeeeepy.

    I'm not sure I would take it for free.
    18 Million? I seriously doubt it's worth that.

  • Is it still on the grid? Given the age I assume so. A complete novelty home, nothing more and not practical at all. Someone here mentioned sewage and water requirements as well. How can you call this a doomsday house if it's just a space underground that isn't at all prepared for a doomsday?

    • by Dunbal ( 464142 ) *
      Starting with the fact that this "bunker" is probably a regular basement and not a reinforced concrete structure mounted on springs and buried deep underground... I wonder what the occupants will think when the fireball sucks all the oxygen out of it...
  • by jellomizer ( 103300 ) on Thursday June 11, 2020 @08:32AM (#60170496)

    I find it interesting that these Prepers seem to plan for the worse case sci-fi level problems, but not so much for the problems that can actually happen.
    Just apply some basic wilderness survival techniques and you will probably be better off in your life than being locked up in a bunker.

    Stock enough Water and food to last a few weeks, keep it rotated (to not have it expire), so make sure it is stuff you are willing to eat, as you will be eating it normally. So you may have 10 boxes of pasta. you probably should have pasta from your stock before the emergency, then buy an other box when you go to the store next. Normal disasters will only have you cut off from normal supply chain only for a few weeks.

    But in case the big one happens.

    1. Know how to build a fire without normal fire starters.
    2. Know you area. Is there places where you can get clean water. (Still boil and filter that water as best as you can, Boiled water in a sock filled with charcoal is good)
    2. Know you edible plants in you area, account for seasons.
    3. Know how to hunt without guns. You can't waste bullets. if you have a gun.
    4. Be able to perform first aid on yourself and others.
    5. Know how to make a shelter.
    6. (Re)Build a community your survival with be much better as a team than trying to fend for yourself alone. This will also include getting rid of the notion of Fairness, while everyone should be doing their best to pull their own weight, efforts should be focused on keeping everyone alive an healthy. Not measuring the value of everyone.

    We are not going to go back to the Stone Ages or the Dark Ages. We know how things work, and can rebuild things again. There is also a mass of junk that we can use for parts.

    Having a bunker where you live the rest of your life, in static luxury, really isn't living. You just locked yourself away to to die. While those on top side may have a few hard months ahead of them, are actually living and thriving and getting better.

    • by tragedy ( 27079 )

      It seems to me that your list actually applies mostly to the kind of worst case sci-fi problems that you mentioned. Basically everything you listed seems to be how to survive in the wilderness without a home or any supplies and either no other people around, or only people who are in the same boat. You're basically talking about an alien invasion/ evil AI with an army of killbots/zombie outbreak or something where 99% of the population is dead and everyone else has to hide in the wilderness or the ruins. Yo

  • I mean, if we're going to talk about it, we shouldn't leave out the best bits...

    https://www.cepro.com/projects... [cepro.com]

    https://www.cepro.com/projects... [cepro.com]

  • by CoreDreamStudios ( 5720326 ) on Thursday June 11, 2020 @09:07AM (#60170618) Homepage
    Trump might bid for it for next time a protest happens.
  • So, ..this was the set for the underground scenes for "Blast from the Past" with Fraser/Silverstone/Walken/Spacek? Or maybe it was just the inspiration for the settings? It sure feel like they're related.

    https://www.realworldsurvivor.... [realworldsurvivor.com]

  • 15000 square feet is a bit less than 1400 square meters.

    Just so even people more used to sane units can understand that this is quite a lot of room. Certainly bigger than my basement man cave.

  • "In order to change from day to night to dawn to dusk, the user has to physically flip the lights switches on multiple banks of fixtures, each one containing four separate colored fluorescent tube bulbs," the report says.

    First on the list after purchasing, replacing all of the switches with HA compatible switches and then looking at replacing the florescent tubes with LED equivalents. Ahhh, now I can change the lighting with a flick of my watch.

  • The home has been for sale for nearly two years

    News? for nerds...

  • 18 million is a lot to live in a simulation of a tacky motel, complete with astroturf around the pool and Elvis-on-velvet level paintings. I'll admit the stripper pole is a clever touch, although the doomsday use-case is somewhat dubious. I also note there is not a single bookcase in the entire place.

    But a proper doomsday bunker provides for the basics first. There doesn't appear to be any provision for food storage and preparation, or electricity. Water is the first survival necessity. Refugee agencies

  • by chispito ( 1870390 ) on Thursday June 11, 2020 @11:14AM (#60171084)
    The apocalypse happened and you're stuck for the rest of your life on the set of Golden Girls.
  • by sootman ( 158191 ) on Thursday June 11, 2020 @12:26PM (#60171346) Homepage Journal

    The article has just 2 pics but it also has a link to the actual listing. Click it! https://www.redfin.com/NV/Las-... [redfin.com]
    Pic 6 shows a disco ball and a stripper pole. Other rooms are worth looking at too.

    Looks like it'd be awesome for parties, more so than survival. Not sure how necessary the Flintstones-inspired grill (pic 8) is.

  • Probably hundreds of these around the country. For The Rich, to ride out the global warming apocalypse when it comes. Just sayin'.
  • https://www.redfin.com/NV/Las-... [redfin.com] Thereâ(TM)s a sale history near the bottom of the link. 1.15 mil to 18 mil seems like a steep markup but what do I know? Would love to stay the night at this place but too creepy to live there I think.
    • by ebvwfbw ( 864834 )

      LOL. Doomsday shelter. bla bla bla... What happened to the previous owner? Oh, he's dead.

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